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Distorted View Daily

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You All Are De Facto Satanists / Turban Shaming / Family Feud Foreshadows A Murder

May 27, 2023 03:29 - 49 minutes - 34.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:04.59 Obsessed With Lana Del Rey / Harassing Starbucks Employees 00:09:28:06.08 Turban Shaming – The Dhar Mann Way 00:22:28:23.36 Another Fatphobia Expert “Weighs” In 00:27:36:04.19 Another Shitty Customer Demands Refund 00:30:01:09.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:31:58:09.02 Star Spangled Swastika Powder 00:34:47:00.00 Buy Pizza Now, Pay When You Die […] The post You All Are De Facto Satanists / Turban Shaming / Family Feud Foresh...

Digitally Dropping Dong

May 24, 2023 23:46 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:01.00 Introduction 00:02:25:17.53 Tim And Shane Sing Some Duets 00:06:43:11.13 Cunnilingus Tips From An Idiot / Cartoon Voiceovers 00:09:24:07.77 Neo Nazi Incel Wants A 16 Year Old Wife 00:14:25:05.65 Devon’s New Celebrity Crush 00:15:43:04.59 Crazed Idiots Fight Over Parked Car 00:22:47:01.76 Don’t Tell An Animal Shelter You’re Going To Sexually Assault A […] The post Digitally Dropping Dong first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Stop Wearing Genital Prisons / You Can’t Trust A Dusty Ho / Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice

May 23, 2023 02:50 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:16:01.73 Smoother Skin After A School Shooting 00:12:10:17.47 Breaking News! Biore Apologies For Stupid Post 00:13:34:18.69 Another Drunk Politician 00:14:45:20.13 Dollar General Theft Prevention / Near-Vehicular Homocide 00:17:53:10.38 Man Steals Baby Mama’s Livestream Phone 00:19:50:13.07 Free Yourself From Foot Prison 00:23:02:12.35 Girlfriend Screaming At Man To Get In The Car […] The post Stop Wearing Genital Prisons / You Can’t Trust ...

You’re Only A Sexual Non-Bigot If You Have Boned A Disabled Hindu From A Lower Caste – Checkmate!

May 19, 2023 22:47 - 53 minutes - 37.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:16.22 What’s The Deal With TV’s? 00:04:07:22.16 Sex Tips With Sister Cindy 00:11:58:13.24 Crazy Ethnic People Worship A Parking Barrier 00:14:46:08.03 Fat Therapist Calls Us All Fatphobic Sex Monsters 00:23:33:04.78 Blowing Up A Condom With Farts 00:26:15:12.44 New Cak Farts 00:27:03:04.50 Burning Your Genitals During Sex 00:29:08:03.28 Trans Watermelon Penetration […] The post You’re Only A Sexual Non-Bigot If You Have Boned A Disabled ...

Always Go “Full Squirt” With Indian Scammers

May 18, 2023 04:51 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MB

On Today’s Show: It’s the Thursday best of show! I’ve got one from 2015 today where I chat with Indian phone scammers. Sideshow freaks will be getting a new episode of DV later today. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / […] The post Always Go “Full Squirt” With Indian Scammers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Raining Turds From Heaven

May 17, 2023 04:01 - 49 minutes - 35.1 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:06:10.79 Meade Compared To A Foot Freak 00:07:08:20.51 Meade Will Be Sleeping In A Haunted Hotel 00:13:22:17.68 Daddy Skelton Is Slipping 00:16:30:19.09 Temper Tantrum Over A $10 Ticket 00:22:48:11.56 Temper Tantrum Over A Shopping Cart Bump 00:24:30:24.00 How To Tell You’re Dealing With A “Real” Conservative? Just Say The F […] The post Raining Turds From Heaven first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Father And Daughter Reunited And It Feels Like Sexual Assault

May 15, 2023 06:33 - 50 minutes - 35.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:09:03.31 My Blood Test / Ongoing Urine Sample Collection 00:05:43:06.31 Amazon Ruined My Zelda Day! 00:09:22:21.01 Mouth Noise Video Submissions Are Starting 00:10:56:18.48 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 1: Trucks And Driveways 00:12:39:02.11 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 2: Man Boobs And Baby Butts 00:14:08:05.44 Angry Neighbor: Methany Wallmaster  00:16:43:01.39 Angry Neighbor: Property Lines […] The post Father And Daughter Reunited And I...

The Smell Of Meat Angers A Passive Aggressive Vegan

May 12, 2023 04:49 - 49 minutes - 34.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:42:20.27 Fake Disorder TikTards Are Mad At Real Doctors On Tiktok 00:06:21:09.36 A Smattering Of Fake Disorder Clips 00:11:11:15.54 Sci-Fi / Fantasy DID Alters 00:14:50:10.49 Trucker Driver Student Loses His Cool 00:18:34:00.06 UPS Customer Has Serial Killer Sister 00:22:11:17.21 Bodybuilder Gets Shot Down For A Date On The Beach 00:24:46:16.27 […] The post The Smell Of Meat Angers A Passive Aggressive Vegan first appeared on Distorted View...

Baby’s First Satanic Cult

May 11, 2023 04:33 - 34 minutes - 24.5 MB

On Today’s Show: It’s another great Best-Of Show! Sideshow members are getting a new episode of DV a little later today. Make sure you sign up for the Sideshow! Also: Check Out This Amazing Book About Child Satanic Cults   And Don’t Miss This Music Video About Toes And Weed: BE A PART OF THIS […] The post Baby’s First Satanic Cult first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Coffee That Will Give You The Greasy Poops

May 10, 2023 04:04 - 54 minutes - 38 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve.Com 50%! Use Promo Code “FREAK” 00:01:26:14.65 Introduction 00:02:47:08.16 Poolside USA Tim Is Ushering In Summertime, Baby! 00:06:44:23.32 I Game Too Hard And Broke My Controller 00:11:00:16.61 DV’s Newest Business Venture: Camel Urine 00:19:40:00.22 A Tumultuous Taco Transacation Goes Topsy Turvy 00:22:59:09.69 Aggressive McDonalds Customer Quickly Bitches Out 00:27:34:20.26 Sign Up […] The post Coffee That Will Give You The Greasy Poops first appea...

Hotel Night Manager Sucks A Sleeping Guest’s Toes

May 08, 2023 04:01 - 50 minutes - 35.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:47:06.67 Santanic Sexual Chanting / Hypnosis 00:08:41:04.11 A Satanic Self Pleasure Session 00:14:22:22.06 Just A Couple Of Gay Satanists Making Love 00:16:40:02.05 Woman Tries To Bite Cop Arresting Her For Trying To Run Over Her Ex-Husband 00:21:47:13.69 A True Male Gamer Upset With Female Streamers On Twitch 00:25:14:07.41 Linda Finkle […] The post Hotel Night Manager Sucks A Sleeping Guest’s Toes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food

May 06, 2023 02:02 - 46 minutes - 32.8 MB

On Today’s Show: -0:00:09:08.79 Introduction 00:03:04:11.59 I’m Not The Only One Who Has Issues With Jack In The Box 00:09:48:02.70 An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food 00:18:50:17.75 Macing Your High School Teacher 00:22:02:03.56 African Pastor Raises The (Fake) Dead 00:26:41:08.48 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:27:57:02.76 The Hardcore Drug Store Has Closed 00:32:09:02.68 […] The post An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

And I Have To Talk About A F’ing Dog Dying

May 04, 2023 05:07 - 41 minutes - 29.2 MB

On Today’s Show: Best of show time! Want some new DV? Sign Up For The Sideshow! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page   Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: […] The post And I Have To Talk About A F’ing Dog Dying first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Tiny Man Swims In A Used Condom Full Of Sperm

May 03, 2023 04:50 - 1 hour - 45.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 AdamAndEve.Com Promo Code “FREAK” – 50% Off! 00:02:18:13.52 Introduction 00:04:07:19.36 The New Legend Of Zelda Has Leaked! 00:07:59:12.73 Dum Tik Tokkers Making Water Unhealthy 00:12:58:17.78 Using Sex Magic To Shrink Man / Vore 00:18:24:16.60 A Monkey-bater Emerges 00:20:56:24.70 Man Freaks Out When He Loses His Phone In A Restaurant 00:22:28:08.14 Dunkin […] The post Tiny Man Swims In A Used Condom Full Of Sperm first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Oxygenate Your Testicles

May 01, 2023 04:01 - 45 minutes - 32.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:45:10.45 Tony Danza Is In Hot Water! 00:11:22:18.16 A New Cross Dressing Grandma Slave! 00:15:05:09.78 Finding A Naked Man Standing On Your Car 00:19:06:09.33 A Fake Tansracial Councilman 00:23:48:24.44 Get A Deeper Voice AND Oxygenate Your Testicles 00:28:36:16.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:30:04:19.26 Teachers Force Student To Eat His […] The post Oxygenate Your Testicles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Check Your Lady Holes For Critter Infestation And Habitation

April 28, 2023 04:47 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Promo Code “FREAK” AdamAndEve.Com 50% Off! 00:00:30:04.43 Introduction 00:02:52:06.04 1990’s Advertising: Medication | WATCH 90’S COMMERCIALS 00:06:10:01.22 Big Gay Baby And Their Band Of Merry Idiots 00:15:15:15.14 Door To Door Salesman Cusses Out Homeowner 00:17:13:05.35 Fruit Stealing Livestreaming Gets Arrested For Petty Produce Pilfering 00:21:07:06.08 Working Drunk At A Chevy Dealership […] The post Check Your Lady Holes For Critter Infestation And Habi...

Pervert Marriage: The Start Of DV’s Meade Era

April 26, 2023 15:59 - 38 minutes - 27 MB

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a brand new episode of DV for you today, but only if you’re Sideshow members! Make sure you sign up so you don’t miss when I post today’s new program later today. Right now, though: A Best-OF show featuring a man who LOVES MUSHROOMS and the very first time we […] The post Pervert Marriage: The Start Of DV’s Meade Era first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Inter-life Wealth – A Reincarnation Multi Level Marketing Business That Works!

April 26, 2023 04:44 - 46 minutes - 32.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:55:11.50 Dumb Facebook Content 00:06:42:16.64 DV Favorite The Marvelous 3 Are Getting The Band Back Together! 00:09:20:20.60 Transfer Your Wealth To The Next Life! A Reincarnation Bank 00:16:35:02.02 Smug Gun-Toting Dork Nearly Blows Off His Mug 00:18:39:04.08 Sidewalk Turf War: Foul Mouth Karen Vs Kids 00:23:11:07.69 Asking The Important Dating […] The post Inter-life Wealth – A Reincarnation Multi Level Marketing Business That Works! firs...

Stand Your Ground Beef

April 24, 2023 04:01 - 52 minutes - 36.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:46:12.62 Liberal Only And Conservative Only Grocery Stores 00:09:31:22.01 Showdown Over Stamps At The Post Office 00:14:04:09.76 White Man Asks Black Man To Turn Down His Music 00:17:55:03.08 A Very Bad Stalker Who Is In Love 00:24:37:20.11 How One Video Made Me Renounce My Involvement With The LGBTQIA+ Community 00:32:26:20.06 […] The post Stand Your Ground Beef first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Beanpole’s Sagging Breasts

April 20, 2023 04:45 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MB

On Today’s Show: Hey freaks! It’s time for the weekly best-of show. Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode of DV later today. Sign up so you don’t miss a thing. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check […] The post Beanpole’s Sagging Breasts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

A Donkey Punch Knock Out

April 19, 2023 05:29 - 47 minutes - 33.3 MB

On Today’s Show: -0:00:07:20.54 Introduction 00:01:46:22.62 Answering Unpleasant Questions Honestly – The Game Show 00:12:43:00.16 The Dude Who Collects Baby Mama’s Is Back And It’s Frenetic 00:20:16:00.61 A Donkey Punch Knock Out 00:21:22:00.67 Painal / Explaining To Mom Why Your Filming Yourself Naked 00:23:29:21.18 Screaming Baby Vs. Screaming Man Baby 00:27:06:11.68 Support Distorted View Daily […] The post A Donkey Punch Knock Out first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Stomping Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower Drain

April 17, 2023 04:47 - 53 minutes - 37.5 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Grease Up your Teeth! 2:56.630 Audio Instructions For Gay Sexual Relations 5:28.003 Being A (Male) Muslim Is Awesome 14:31.202 Annoying Christian Evangelist 18:23.223 Streamer Loses Mind When Stream Sniped 21:41.684 A Pastor Manning Mashup 26:38.940 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:57.938 Bloody Mary-Chan 31:09.668 Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower […] The post Stomping Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower Drain first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Rage Of The 7 Tentacles

April 14, 2023 05:29 - 51 minutes - 36 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Summoning The Rage Of The 7 Tentacles 2:18.759 Someone Got To Right Wing Beer Before Me 5:52.187 Our Favorite Burping Girl Is In A Sexual Drought 15:24.585 Screaming At City Employees From A Sidewalk Tent 19:30.815 Galileo’s Pitch From The Super Mario Bros Movie Sequel 23:26.300 Sign Up For The […] The post Rage Of The 7 Tentacles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Your Mammaries Are a Gold Mine!

April 13, 2023 05:49 - 39 minutes - 27.6 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: It’s time for another best of show! Sideshow freaks are getting a brand new episode of DV later today and it’s a good one! Sign up for the Sideshow so you don’t miss a thing! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to […] The post Your Mammaries Are a Gold Mine! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Turning Mass Shootings Into Mass Wealth Using This One Weird Trick

April 12, 2023 04:00 - 49 minutes - 35 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Timothy Lapre’s Total School Shooting Personal Wealth Transformation System Program  2:08.813 RIP The People’s Court 10:51.030 The Jerry Springer Show Was Awful In Its Later Years 18:30.480 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee / Flower Making Basket 23:36.398 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:40.023 AI Has Some Fork Idea […] The post Turning Mass Shootings Into Mass Wealth Using This One Weird Trick first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Customer Support Penetration

April 10, 2023 04:48 - 49 minutes - 35.2 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Parasitic Intestinal Worms As A Fetish 2:27.401 Getting Off To Atomic Wedgies 8:23.957 Strangling Yourself For Fun And Climax 9:39.077 Customer Support Penetration 10:52.500 A Song That Gives Christmas Shoes A Run For Its Money 12:42.636 Music From The XXX Grease Parody 19:17.620 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:31.816 Teacher […] The post Customer Support Penetration first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Greased Up Naked Florida Man On The Loose

April 08, 2023 05:12 - 51 minutes - 36.9 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Snow Plow Show’s Hotel Phone Goofies Listen!! 2:44.242 he Manly Hetero World Now Hates Bud Light 3:46.194 I Want To Start A Conservative Beer Brand For REAL Cis Gendered Patriots 8:21.666 Planets Are Fake – Science Has Been Lying To You 14:24.659 Black Incels Just Want To End All […] The post Greased Up Naked Florida Man On The Loose first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Playing Matchmaker For Satan

April 06, 2023 04:43 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: I’ve got a fun Best-Of show for your Thursday. Want new DV? Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode later today! Sign up for the Sideshow so you dont miss a thing. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim […] The post Playing Matchmaker For Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Sewer Turds Are Coming For You Next

April 05, 2023 04:11 - 55 minutes - 39.2 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim’s Episode of Intervention 0:22.991 The First Calls Into Our Voicemail Line EVER 4:22.303 Prophet Blames Trump Arrested On Medusa In Song 8:36.612 I Want To Be Neenja – Now A Major Motion Picture 13:43.732 Turtle Sex Sounds / Erotic S&M Christmas Tree Cosplay  19:41.654 Leaving A Voicemail And Speaking […] The post The Sewer Turds Are Coming For You Next first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Chatbot That Wants You To Kill Yourself

April 03, 2023 07:15 - 45 minutes - 31.7 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 My DNA Ancestry Results 2:55.707 Murder Porn Christian Tik Tokker Is Back! 13:16.112 Crazy Religious Folks 17:43.375 Shirtless Man Kicked Off Plane 21:00.097 Top G Autistic Alpha Student Puts Teacher In Place 25:04.641 Support Distorted View Daily! 27:46.040 Drew Carey Used AI To Voice His Show 29:08.251 Chatbot Suggested Suicide […] The post The Chatbot That Wants You To Kill Yourself first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Chewie Feasting On Leia’s Quivering Little Bud

March 30, 2023 04:44 - 1 hour - 47.3 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: We’re in the middle of a Sideshow exclusive week, but I wanted to pop in here and post a Best-Of show. Here’s some stuff you’re missing this week: BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check […] The post Chewie Feasting On Leia’s Quivering Little Bud first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

God’s Creepy 3:00 AM Texts

March 25, 2023 04:30 - 50 minutes - 35.3 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Two Buddies With Daddy Issues 1:49.104 Crying And Hitting Yourself To Achieve Climax 10:52.967 Dude Gagging It All Up 11:52.827 Woman’s Dead Pet Squirrel Went Missing 13:30.229 Let God Blow Up Your Phone With Thirsty Texts 15:53.954 Novelty Song Singer Is Obsessed With Peen 20:52.933 Galileo Has Some Breaking News […] The post God’s Creepy 3:00 AM Texts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Violating Crack And Laying Black Pipe

March 23, 2023 05:10 - 34 minutes - 23.4 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: It’s another Best-Of show for your Thursday. Sideshow members are getting a new episode of DV a little later today. Want to hear? Sign up for the Sideshow! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check […] The post Violating Crack And Laying Black Pipe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Lil Dick Meets Stank Pussy In The Sexual Event Of The Year

March 22, 2023 04:38 - 52 minutes - 37.1 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Original Sweet Rectum Has Been Found! 1:35.612 Fast Forward BJ’s 13:45.760 New Horned Up Youtard 15:54.390 Pedo Catchers Making Creep Call His Wife And Confess 21:59.047 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:38.611 Reginal Discharge 32:32.814 Not A Very Gracious Threesome Guest 38:29.500 A Flirtatious Bowel Movement 42:31.292 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Lil Dick Meets Stank Pussy In The Sexual Event Of The Year first appeared on Distorted View Dai...

Punished Rectum And Other Assorted Romance Poems

March 20, 2023 05:34 - 35.8 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Bad Erotic Audio Poems 2:14.898 Ben Shapiro Reads Us Some Sexy Adult Poems 7:06.571 Ode To Scrod 13:35.778 Paula Abdul Is Doing Commercials For Psychic Lines 16:09.009 Dr. Phil Didn’t Like Lie Detector Results 21:04.902 How A Youtard Lost His Virginity 26:31.792 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:06.050 Apartment Squatters […] The post Punished Rectum And Other Assorted Romance Poems first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Squeaky Colons And Right-Wing Sperm Auctions

March 18, 2023 03:16 - 46 minutes - 33.3 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Shows Off His Colon 3:00.905 Drunk Politician Gives Speech / Flips Car 9:20.875 4Chan Poster Gets Arrested / Mom Seems Thrilled 14:18.719 Some Linda Finkle Worthy Freestyle Rapping 18:23.577 A New Racist Anthem? 21:49.931 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:52.086 Cumming Soon: Right Wing Sperm Auction 29:42.502 Hitting Up […] The post Squeaky Colons And Right-Wing Sperm Auctions first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Don’t Bite The Hand That F’s You

March 16, 2023 05:23 - 44 minutes - 31 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: I’ve got a best of show for you today! Later today a brand new Sideshow exclusive episode is coming. Sign up for the Sideshow so you don’t miss a thing! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted […] The post Don’t Bite The Hand That F’s You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Butt Blown With Ozone

March 15, 2023 04:42 - 54 minutes - 38.4 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.120 I’m Getting The Wrong Adult Advertisements Served To Me 1:51.559 Temu Is This Year’s Wish! 10:19.548 More Gibberish Light Language From Star Seeds 16:07.391 Screaming Racist With Bonus Threats To Nancy Pelosi 22:00.534 Woman With Sweaty Breasts Hates Lesbians 25:35.528 Please Consider Supporting DV! 29:18.481 AI ChatGPT Can Now Summarize […] The post Butt Blown With Ozone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Bathtub Meat Slaughter – A DV True Crime Investigation

March 13, 2023 05:29 - 53 minutes - 38.1 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 More Chock Full Of Love 2:29.602 16 Inches Down The Mouth 5:36.104 Pin Cushion Poon 7:52.250 Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Pastor Speaking Tongues 10:47.093 Racist Guy Tries To Antagonize Police Officer 13:51.393 IRL Streamer Maces Stranger 17:28.307 Magic Africa Pastor Grows An Arm 23:03.332 Sign For The Sideshow Today! 25:33.976 […] The post Bathtub Meat Slaughter – A DV True Crime Investigation first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mama’s Little Baby Doesn’t Love Dick Shortening

March 11, 2023 04:28 - 57 minutes - 40.9 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Twink Loving Tennessee Governor Speaks Out 3:28.257 Child Predator Or Deep Web Hacker – You Decide 11:18.091 Insane Adults Break Into Kids Garage To Scream And Yell 20:23.268 Numbered Words By A Crazy Person 24:10.142 Newsmax Covers The New Power Ranger Characters For 2023 27:19.259 Sign Up For The Sideshow […] The post Mama’s Little Baby Doesn’t Love Dick Shortening first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Red Hot Sissy Trans GettingThat Creamy Reward

March 09, 2023 05:33 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Later today I’ve got a BRAND NEW Sideshow exclusive episode of DV. Right now though, enjoy a Best-Of show from 2015. It’s a fun one! Enjoy   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out […] The post Red Hot Sissy Trans GettingThat Creamy Reward first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Women Can Smell The Fap Juice On You

March 08, 2023 06:00 - 47 minutes - 33.8 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade’s Latina Fetish / Incel Message Board Posts 2:03.204 Women Can Smell The Fap On You 10:19.496 More TikTokkers Against Masturbation 12:19.582 Pastor Thinks Biden Is A Demon 13:16.265 Women Are MESSES 17:54.257 True Empowerment Is Doing Degrading Sex Acts On Film 19:13.534 Your Daily Airport / Airplane Freakout 22:34.098 […] The post Women Can Smell The Fap Juice On You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Dhar Mann’s Dysfunctional Fam

March 06, 2023 06:20 - 48 minutes - 34 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Dhar Mann And The Case Of Pineapple Pizza Prick 1:40.629 Actors Are Protesting Dhar Mann 9:18.418 An Incel Is Proud Of His Weird Fetishes 15:08.992 Animal Lover Freaks Out At The Fishery 21:51.863 Confrontational Crazy Person Messes With Wrong Guy At Bar 24:39.946 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:46.121 Passive Agressive Sex […] The post Dhar Mann’s Dysfunctional Fam first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Ask Your Chiropractor If Breast Mapping And Vaginal Electrode Stimulation Is Right For You!

March 04, 2023 04:19 - 52 minutes - 36.9 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Depressed Youtubers Are Being Suggested To Me 2:30.097 The Loud Screeching Street Preacher Is Back! 13:25.380 Lyft Driver Gets Shot At And Then It Gets Worse 18:41.573 DUI Arrest Of A Middle School Principal 23:37.022 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:29.702 Calling The Cops Because The Cops Are Using Mind […] The post Ask Your Chiropractor If Breast Mapping And Vaginal Electrode Stimulation Is Right For You! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Getting Fellatio From A Seagull – This is NOT A How-To Tutorial

March 02, 2023 04:11 - 42 minutes - 30.1 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Awkward Nerds Who Work At Computer Stores 2:20.269 Old Man Freaks Out Because He Calledd The Wrong Number 6:51.859 Toothless Granny Vs. Stinky Trans Woman 9:33.134 Old Asian Dude Either Wants To Fight Or Have Sex With Young Man 12:29.252 Airport Freakout Over Human Trafficking Suspicion 15:05.300 Daniel Larson […] The post Getting Fellatio From A Seagull – This is NOT A How-To Tutorial first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Latex Mask Asphyxiation Character Work

March 01, 2023 05:07 - 38 minutes - 26.9 MB

  On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show filled with Sears commercials, fart circus acts, goofy latex mask play, and much much more. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted […] The post Latex Mask Asphyxiation Character Work first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

A Fabric Softener Scent Booster But For Hardcore Drugs

February 27, 2023 05:01 - 58 minutes - 40.9 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: The Grocery Store That Will Save You Money! 0:00.000 Introduction 1:59.359 A Japanese Vomit Three Way 4:00.642 Blaring Porn During A Local News Live Report 8:05.753 New and Exotic Fisting Sounds  10:07.267 Psychic Medium Speaks To Corey Feldman 14:40.793 Soverign Citizen Says She Doesn’t Need A Drivers License 24:19.075 Support DV Today […] The post A Fabric Softener Scent Booster But For Hardcore Drugs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Australian Sex Accidents

February 25, 2023 01:38 - 47 minutes - 33.3 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Our New American Anthem 2:36.060 Streamer Donation Goes Incredibly RIGHT 7:07.090 Woman Hates Spanish Language TV 13:01.194 Angry Man Hates Giving The Government Money 20:26.487 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:05.210 America’s Favorite Incel Is Not Allowed In The Sky 25:49.424 Australian Sex Accidents 30:06.522 Watching Porn While Performing Surgery […] The post Australian Sex Accidents first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Urine Wizard Casts a Few Yellow Magic Spells On Us

February 23, 2023 04:34 - 46 minutes - 32.8 MB

  On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Dildo Missiles And Pussy Planes 2:17.225 The Urine Wizzard Casts Pee Spells 3:42.669 Harassing Non Profits At Walmart 8:52.767 Court Case Where The Defendent Doesn’t Want To Say The Word Guilty 14:09.403 Racist Confronts Interracial Couple 21:03.815 Monkeysexual Rap 23:47.626 Support DV Today! 26:03.589 Giant Dick Terrorizes Women 27:51.384 […] The post Urine Wizard Casts a Few Yellow Magic Spells On Us first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Putting Dung Sauce On Your Steak

February 22, 2023 05:01 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MB

  On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show filled with Pastor Manning, bareback flu injections, deli meat sliced castrations, and much more! I’ll be back later with a brand new episode, Freaks!   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / […] The post Putting Dung Sauce On Your Steak first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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