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Distorted View Daily

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Anus Vacuuming 

August 30, 2023 04:51 - 48 minutes - 34.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:17.40 I Had Lunch With A Phone Loser 00:06:20:23.10 Don’t Get Sucked Up Into The Anus Vacuum 00:11:53:04.52 A New Type Of Shit-Based Mathematics 00:16:11:05.78 20 Seconds With Tamir 00:17:03:21.58 Methany St. Narcan Pops By For A Visit 00:20:10:04.18 Is Babestation Turning Into Boystation? 00:22:01:13.66 Linda Finkle Fall Of Fame […] The post Anus Vacuuming  first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Lobster Pincer Is Coming For Your Penis

August 28, 2023 04:30 - 52 minutes - 37 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:07:23.32 Oven-Based Erotica (Dutch, Convection, Microwave, Etc) 00:12:26:16.57 The Dumbest Turn-Offs For Women (Ick) 00:19:42:11.42 Adult Baby Diaper Lover Diaper Reviews and Raps 00:22:43:24.14 An Adult Baby Diaper Lover Video Game Is In The Works 00:30:27:24.70 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:11:16.30 Penis Pinching Is A Crime! 00:36:10:18.07 A Porch […] The post The Lobster Pincer Is Coming For Your Penis first appeared on Distorted View...

Your Morning Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk

August 25, 2023 04:01 - 51 minutes - 36.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:53:21.58 Virtual Telephone Representatives 00:13:40:21.58 Evil AI System Won’t Let Man Enjoy His Post Orgasm Bliss 00:16:26:15.26 Futanari Fanatic Pleasured Himself To Some SHE-NIS 00:18:30:01.09 A Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk 00:22:09:03.70 Futaloving Boy Poonani 00:23:25:01.33 Auto Fellatio Gagging Sounds 00:27:56:22.47 Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.com 00:29:46:14.23 […] The post Your Morning Bowl of Cocoa Testi...

Public Sex And Groin Bites

August 23, 2023 04:12 - 52 minutes - 37.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:24.52 Pickle Conspiracy 00:09:07:11.79 Christian Only Fans 00:14:32:18.06 A Teacher’s Constructive Criticism 00:17:37:17.05 Chartered Boat Captain Loses His Cool 00:20:12:24.73 Drunk Woman Confuses Driver’s License With Toilet Wipes 00:30:41:11.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:43:06.78 Stung By 2000 Bees 00:36:18:20.44 Killed Over A $2 Little Debbie Snack Cake 00:40:45:06.26 Public […] The post Public Sex And Groin Bites first appeared...

Holy Fat Bottomed Bullshit, Batman!

August 21, 2023 04:50 - 57 minutes - 41.1 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:50:14.58 I’ve Been Perving Around Cincinnati’s Parks 00:04:58:15.74 The Dumb, Long Disclaimers In Betting / Gambling Podcast Commercials 00:11:12:01.01 Product Warnings In Commercials / On Packaging 00:15:44:14.18 Religious Tiktokker Obsessed With Abortion, And Molestation, And Mommy Sex 00:20:38:10.50 The Ex-Con With A Scrotal Sack On His Chin 00:22:14:06.74 Neighbors Are […] The post Holy Fat Bottomed Bullshit, Batman! first appeared on D...

Can Your Penis Pull Off A Quantum Leap?

August 18, 2023 04:01 - 49 minutes - 35 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:30:00.50 A Great Week Of Show, AMIRITE? 00:03:44:16.00 A Celebrity Butt Licker’s Apology 00:07:01:11.13 Woman “Addicted” To Pony Play 00:15:41:21.46 White Man Helps White Man And Promptly Gets Scammed 00:20:48:11.09 A Very Stubburn, Very Wrong Soverign Citizen 00:29:40:17.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:30:58:04.74 Racists At The Slot Machines […] The post Can Your Penis Pull Off A Quantum Leap? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

A Scholarly Look At The Possibility Of Women Pooping Out Of Their Vaginas For The Betterment of Mankind

August 16, 2023 05:21 - 55 minutes - 42.2 MB

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:00:00:00.01     00:02:09:06.65 A Successful Meade Skelton! 00:00:00:00.01     00:15:55:13.26 Pooping Out Of Vaginas Is Next Evolution Of Woman 00:00:00:00.01     00:20:05:07.42 Pleasuring Yourself To Futanari Pokemon 00:00:00:00.01     00:25:57:08.45 Youtard Denies Being The Cause Of Massive Worldwide Pandemic (Obviously He’s Lying) 00:00:00:00.01     […] The post A Scholarly Look At The Possibility Of Women Pooping Out Of Their Vaginas For ...

Eating Ass Is The New Black

August 14, 2023 04:39 - 51 minutes - 37.2 MB

ON TODAY’S SHOW: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:13:06.70 The Island Boys Journey Into Mild Gay Incest 00:10:42:05.64 Awful At Home Stand-Up Comedy 00:15:57:15.39 Slow Weatherman Continues To Deny Causing Major Disasters 00:17:04:02.17 Did Steven Dawson Kill JFK? New Conspiracy Theory Emerges VISIT THE STEVE DAWSON ARCHIVE! 00:22:05:03.02 Orange Is The New Black Actress Eats Butthole / Is […] The post Eating Ass Is The New Black first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Spider Bite That Gives You An Engorged Member – NEW SHOW

August 12, 2023 00:27 - 50 minutes - 36 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:44:01.13 The Christian Militant Home Shopping Network 00:12:06:00.04 Batting Around Balls And Pressing On Dudes Taints 00:23:37:17.29 Let’s Get Meade’s Music Played At Planet Fitness 00:28:18:07.04 Become A Sideshow Member 00:29:37:12.40 The Spider Bite That Leaves Your Boned Up 00:33:56:09.18 Piles Of Excrement Left Outside One Condominium 00:36:36:02.27 Perving Out […] The post The Spider Bite That Gives You An Engorged Member – NEW SHOW ...

Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing Communities Apart!

August 11, 2023 04:18 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show for the AM and I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Enjoy!   Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing a Community Apart Plus: Putrid Fish Vomit Caught Being a Racist Asshole And Dick Shaped Architecture On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: […] The post Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing Communities Apart! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Forgetting Your Testicles In The Fridge

August 09, 2023 05:40 - 55 minutes - 39.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:28:24.64 If You Know Me In Real Life, Please Don’t Listen 00:09:09:01.09 Tampon Tammy Takes A Taste – ‘Member? / Apology 00:14:11:17.16 A Brand New Tampon Sucker! 00:20:04:08.74 Wayne Brady Comes Out As Pansexual / Matt Walsh Is Afraid Men Are Attracted To Him 00:26:54:19.69 Tony Has Man Parts And […] The post Forgetting Your Testicles In The Fridge first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Finding A Random Man Living In Your Garbage Can

August 07, 2023 05:08 - 56 minutes - 39.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:00.48 Soda School Is Now In Session 00:04:12:18.60 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: 2000-Present 00:06:59:17.13 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: 1990’s 00:10:05:00.28 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: Late 1980’s 00:13:03:10.71 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: Mid-80’s 00:18:37:18.67 Confronting The Man Living In Your Trash Can 00:23:39:13.73 A Positive Perspective On Gang Stalking […] The post Finding A Random Man Living In Your Garbage Can ...

FBI Video Butthole Confessional – NEW SHOW!

August 05, 2023 00:00 - 50 minutes - 35.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:16.72 The Exciting Conclusion To My Tooth Saga 00:05:23:00.23 Blackface Lady Goes To A Job Interview 00:14:14:14.38 Nick Fuentes Is Not A Fan Of Age Consent Laws 00:18:12:23.42 Daniel Larson’s Butthole Confessions To The FBI 00:24:41:14.10 A New Queen Of Labels Has Been Crowned On TikTok 00:27:50:21.32 Get More DV! […] The post FBI Video Butthole Confessional – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Looking For A Woman With Thick, Thicc Glasses

August 04, 2023 05:09 - 39 minutes - 27.6 MB

  Best Of Show Time! I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV.  On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The […] The post Looking For A Woman With Thick, Thicc Glasses first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Your Brain Juices Are All Out Of Whack!

August 02, 2023 06:04 - 56 minutes - 40 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:05:10.22 It Was My Birthday! Let’s Continue To Celebrate ME 00:05:05:13.42 Meade Was Taken Out Of His Dad’s Will / Attempt At Modern Music 00:11:20:12.17 Has Dhar Mann Video’s Jumped The Shark? 00:25:40:07.16 Depression Is Your Fault, And Other Inspiring Affirmations 00:29:21:24.23 Jesus Wants To Chill On Your Bobcat 00:31:56:02.35 […] The post Your Brain Juices Are All Out Of Whack! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

 When Manatees Have Rough Sex It Ain’t Pretty

July 31, 2023 06:03 - 55 minutes - 39.1 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:15.22 Spitting Out Bits Of Tooth And Doggy UTI’s 00:07:38:23.53 A New Tool To Make Annoying Music 00:14:13:12.31 Anti Feminist Uploads Hitler Song, Surprised To Receive Backlash? 00:23:22:01.03 Twerk To Release Trauma 00:26:02:20.64 Couple Of Dudes Think They’re In A Game Of GTAV 00:27:44:03.70 Upset Because The Amazon Van Came […] The post  When Manatees Have Rough Sex It Ain’t Pretty first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Hardcore Gaming On The Xbreast 360 – It’s A Handful!

July 28, 2023 05:19 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

  I’ve got a breast-of show for you today! Fear not, I will be back later today to give you a brand new episode of DV. Enjoy!   Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become […] The post Hardcore Gaming On The Xbreast 360 – It’s A Handful! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Hiring a Hitman To Whack Your Baby

July 26, 2023 06:30 - 48 minutes - 34.6 MB

  On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:22:00.10 Sampling Your Penis Product 00:07:52:09.07 Gooner Baters Are Turning Into Monkeys! 00:12:26:13.73 …And A Sissy Bitch To Grow An Inch 00:15:24:14.35 Baywatch / Lifeguard Educational Video 00:22:18:10.72 Galileo Is Interested In Diddling 00:26:32:24.03 Get A Personalized Mini Episodes Of DV 00:29:17:05.62 An Apartment Complex Tortured By Weird Naked […] The post Hiring a Hitman To Whack Your Baby first appeared on Distorted View Da...

What Type Of Laundry Powders and Liquids Are We Ingesting This Week?

July 24, 2023 04:49 - 49 minutes - 35.8 MB

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:54:00.78 Meade Skelton Merch Looks Exactly Like You’d Expect Buy This Shirt And Other Meade Merch In His Etsy Shop! 00:05:55:19.26 Meade Got Angry And Shared Some Controversial Views 00:09:38:12.33 New TikTard Frees All Inmates / Influences The Weather 00:16:54:09.64 Need For Speed Voice Acting Is Bonkers 00:22:13:19.09 Love […] The post What Type Of Laundry Powders and Liquids Are We Ingesting This Week? first appeared on Distorted View ...

Crocheting A Shit Scarf / Feeding Your Kids Trough Style

July 22, 2023 07:05 - 51 minutes - 37.2 MB

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:44:16.51 Bestiality Vs. Working The Cobalt Mines 00:04:30:08.23 Mobility Mary Shares Her Political Opinions At Walmart 00:09:10:24.15 How To Knit A Shit Scarf 00:13:32:12.32 Entitled Bitch Is Always Late. Somehow That’s Our Problem 00:19:13:10.10 The Worst Woman To Interview About Human Trafficking […] The post Crocheting A Shit Scarf / Feeding Your Kids Trough Style first appeared on Distorted View...

A Rich Brew Of Coffee For Upscale Sodomites

July 20, 2023 04:01 - 42 minutes - 29.8 MB

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) Enjoy this best of show!   Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page   Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow The post A Rich Brew Of Coffee For Upscale Sodomites first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

It’s Like Boy Scouts But For Adult Babies And Extreme Perverts

July 19, 2023 05:04 - 48 minutes - 35.2 MB

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:01:03.48 I Have An Unhinged ChatGPT Clone At My Disposal 00:07:52:21.09 AI Helps Me Plot To Torture And Destroy Brad Carter 00:10:39:23.57 Playing “Guess That Sound” With A Deaf Person 00:13:23:14.53 Adult Baby Boy Scout Troops 00:22:09:13.07 Confronting A Pedo In The […] The post It’s Like Boy Scouts But For Adult Babies And Extreme Perverts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Grabbing Junk For Jesus – Priest’s Oily Rub Down

July 18, 2023 19:55

In an unbelievable turn of events, an Orthodox priest in Greece was busted for allegedly molesting a tourist by giving him a “holy” massage! According to The Telegraph, the unsuspecting tourist and his girlfriend were visiting a monastery on Rhodes when he forgot his crucifix. In an attempt to retrieve it, he was invited into […] The post Grabbing Junk For Jesus – Priest’s Oily Rub Down first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Man With 12 Fingers And A Bonus Hole

July 17, 2023 05:34 - 52 minutes - 37.8 MB

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!)   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:06.24 Ron Kind (The Wrong Kind) Retired This Year 00:04:10:12.19 Meade’s News And Views Youtube Show! 00:11:36:04.73 Tiktard Claims To Be Jesus, God, and Jerry Lee Lewis. Also, BFF’s with Elon 00:15:07:20.53 White Hair Stylist Student Has Opinions On Slavery Race […] The post The Man With 12 Fingers And A Bonus Hole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Gay Furry Hackers To The Rescue

July 14, 2023 07:05 - 50 minutes - 36.4 MB

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:21:08.47 Doctor’s Trying To Kill Me 00:09:33:17.62 Pointing Out A Camel Toe Is Sure To Woo The Ladies 00:12:38:21.56 Jesus, Lucifer, And A Computer All Occupy Someone’s Brain 00:17:18:05.31 Gagging On Multiple Rubber Dongs 00:20:25:15.09 Pastor Lady Boy Lover Is Back With […] The post Gay Furry Hackers To The Rescue first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Burger King Unleashes Cheesy Chaos With New Cheeseburger

July 12, 2023 14:57

“Honey, get in the car, we’re going to get constipated” Bangkok has become the center of a dairy-driven storm as Burger King unveils its latest jaw-dropping creation: a lactose-intolerant’s nightmare called the “real cheeseburger.” This audacious invention features a burger bun that’s stuffed to the brim with a mind-boggling stack of up to 20 slices […] The post Burger King Unleashes Cheesy Chaos With New Cheeseburger first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Horny Cyberstalker Playing “Ding Dong” On Your Lady Bits

July 12, 2023 06:35 - 46 minutes - 33.6 MB

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:58:02.12 Cloning My Mom’s Voice 00:08:49:15.38 Another Old Educational Film About “Trainable” Mentally Retarded People 00:13:20:23.53 New Youtard Alert: Horny Cyberstalker Edition 00:24:55:19.59 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:26:22:22.50 A Cheese, Glorious Cheese Sandwich 00:32:13:08.45 MyPillow Is Doomed! 00:35:25:18.78 Scamming Phone Scammers […] The post Horny Cyberstalker Playing “Ding Dong” On Yo...

A Healthy, Post-Nut Shart

July 10, 2023 05:04 - 48 minutes - 34.5 MB

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve.Com 50% OFF – PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:01:40:24.57 Introduction 00:03:09:13.33 DV’s History On Social Media Has Been Dicey 00:06:45:06.18 Youtube’s Graphic Video Of Hairy Assholes 00:10:16:24.72 A Good Healthy Post-Nut Shart 00:16:03:11.25 Amputee / Polio Fetish 00:19:51:21.45 McDonald’s Employee Licking Cheeto Fingers While […] The post A Healthy, Post-Nut Shart first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

An Interview With Musician Jan Terri

July 07, 2023 05:30 - 49 minutes - 34 MB

Cheryl Merkowski  and I spoke to musician Jan Terri.  Jan’s most infamous song, Losing You, is widely considered to be the worst music video in the history of the medium. The post An Interview With Musician Jan Terri first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Making A Woman Squirt Is As Easy As Picking Up A Bowling Ball

July 05, 2023 04:49 - 54 minutes - 38.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:59:10.10 American Gladiators – The Pinnacle Of 90’s Sporting Events 00:07:04:22.01 Christian Band Can’t Play The National Anthem 00:11:47:22.51 A Casio Keyboard Tribute To 9/11 00:13:14:05.20 Meade Skelton’s New Trump Themed Song 00:19:24:22.20 How To Make Any Woman Squirt   00:31:45:17.68 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:33:46:09.18 Front Yard / Driveway […] The post Making A Woman Squirt Is As Easy As Picking Up A Bowling Ball first appea...

The Pain And Agony Of July 4th

July 04, 2023 17:39 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MB

On Today’s Show: It’s Independence Day here in the America! We’re all outside, cooking up wieners, and blowing off fingers! I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show for everyone. Until then, enjoy this best of show!   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to […] The post The Pain And Agony Of July 4th first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Hot Delicious Street Trash And Strong Vaginal Odors

June 30, 2023 05:29 - 54 minutes - 38.8 MB

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX – Streaming Public Access TV  00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man’s Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn’t) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne’s […] The post Hot Delicious Street Trash And Strong Vaginal Odors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Holy Seafood Breaded In The Body Of Christ

June 28, 2023 05:40 - 55 minutes - 38.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX – Streaming Public Access TV  00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man’s Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn’t) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne’s Latest […] The post Holy Seafood Breaded In The Body Of Christ first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Get Your Penis Researched, Rated, And Reviewed Today!

June 26, 2023 05:18 - 51 minutes - 35.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:36:09.75 Annoying iOS Discord Changes 00:06:07:05.62 Christian Singers Love The Crippled 00:08:28:09.47 Quadruple Amputee Sings The Hits 00:13:29:11.57 More Unsavory Christian Gospel Tunes 00:17:54:06.38 Femboy Lover And  Annoying Christian Tiktokker 00:23:13:00.74 Crazy Lady Takes A Hammer To House Windows 00:26:53:18.44 Gays! Stop Trying To Make “Padam” A Thing 00:30:29:15.56 Sign […] The post Get Your Penis Researched, Rated, And Reviewe...

Visit Beautiful Meth Island Today!

June 23, 2023 04:52 - 49 minutes - 35.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:39:16.28 Ben Shapiro Gets Down And Booty Hole Brown 00:08:45:23.02 Crazy Meijer Lady Is Back For More Meijhem 00:12:20:15.22 Lady Claims Kroger Grocery Store Is Gangstalking / Human Trafficking Her 00:18:54:17.76 Confronting An Ugly Wife In A Target Parking Lot 00:22:36:02.25 New Dickhole Guy Audio? 00:27:36:17.02 Sign Up For The […] The post Visit Beautiful Meth Island Today! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Make Like A Tree And Have Sex With It

June 21, 2023 06:18 - 56 minutes - 39.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:00.26 Flip Flopping Hoes 00:05:16:12.40 Explicit Rap Music Being Played On Store Speakers 00:08:22:19.78 Meade Defends Slavery And Gets Into A Fight With His Bestie 00:14:33:17.33 The Sounds of Furries Yiffing 00:19:51:22.77 Homeless Men Freakout On Cops (Part 872) 00:25:16:12.76 Woman Flees From Hit And Run, Hilarity Ensues 00:31:32:23.43 Sign […] The post Make Like A Tree And Have Sex With It first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Ancient Celtic Nipple Play

June 19, 2023 04:58 - 34 minutes - 24.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:27:02.58 Short Show Due To Juneteenth! 00:03:04:10.51 Ancient Celtic Nipple Play / Bro on Bro Penis Worship 00:10:17:22.75 Interesting BJ Noises – New Gwaggle Gwaggle 00:12:58:20.66 Pink Coochie / Brown Booty Hole  – Summer Jam 2023 00:15:39:24.15 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:16:35:11.00 Nude At Dollar General –  Four Loko […] The post Ancient Celtic Nipple Play first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Pro Anorexia Adult Baby Diaper Lover / Craving The Love Of Donut Daddy

June 17, 2023 05:04 - 50 minutes - 35.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:46:03.26 Dickfart Showcase 2023 00:10:19:00.19 Meade’s Second LGBTQ Anthem! 00:14:12:02.44 Pro Eating Disorder Adult Baby Diaper Lover 00:23:46:04.06 Daddy Can Fill Your Bagel Hole 00:26:40:06.03 Eating Sun Discharge / Tattoo Portals 00:30:53:08.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:27:15.54 Bestiality: A Great Way To Blow Off Steam?  00:35:59:01.75 When Getting In […] The post Pro Anorexia Adult Baby Diaper Lover / Craving The Love Of Donut D...

Man Impregnates Mailbox

June 16, 2023 05:07 - 1 hour - 46 MB

On Today’s Show: I’ve got another best of show for your Friday morning. I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Stay tuned and Enjoy! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our […] The post Man Impregnates Mailbox first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Unforgettable Workplace Woes: Delivery Man Confronts Bizarre Beheadings at Nonprofit Chaos

June 14, 2023 04:55

Alright, freaks, buckle up for a rollercoaster of grotesque workplace retaliation: It’s time for the tale of Dale Wheatley and a horrifying scene at the Illinois nonprofit he works at. Recently, Dale waltzed into work, expecting a typical nine-to-five grind. But holy head cheese, what does he find? Not a warm greeting or a cup […] The post Unforgettable Workplace Woes: Delivery Man Confronts Bizarre Beheadings at Nonprofit Chaos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Tears of The Kingdom Made Me Wet In My Pants – Zelda Takes Over Pornhub

June 14, 2023 04:12 - 54 minutes - 38 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:33:03.63 Lord Douche’s Stupid Star Trek Game Obsession 00:04:14:06.53 My New Trash TV Obsession: Too Hot To Handle   00:12:44:24.26 Let’s Witness A Couple Of Freaks Go On A First Date 00:21:00:00.18 Drunk Woman Hits A Bunch Of Cars, Fails To See Problem With It All 00:31:27:03.16 Sign Up For […] The post Tears of The Kingdom Made Me Wet In My Pants – Zelda Takes Over Pornhub first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Taking The Kids To An All Age Kink Workshop

June 12, 2023 04:46 - 53 minutes - 37.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:25:05.19 All Age Kink Workshops 00:08:26:20.18 A Slutty Hot Dogging Session 00:09:59:18.37 Brotherly BJ’s 00:14:07:10.70 Putin Obsessed Crazy FBI Agent Wants To Buy An iPhone 00:18:18:23.64 Meade Is Looking For Music Advice 00:24:50:14.11 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame: Landslide Cover 00:27:48:15.65 $$ Support DV! $$ 00:29:10:11.55 AI Priests: All The […] The post Taking The Kids To An All Age Kink Workshop first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Ice Cream And Porn – Name A Better Summertime Duo

June 10, 2023 05:53 - 52 minutes - 36.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:01.02 Pat Robertson Is Dead – Tribute 00:10:15:18.72 MLM Boss Babe Makeup Tutorial Livestream Goes Wrong 00:17:49:13.73 Who Started The Canada Wildfires – Revealed! 00:22:14:23.62 Stupid Bitch Doesn’t Read Contract, Hilarity Ensues 00:29:20:11.34 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:30:37:19.40 Finding Some Severed Heads On Your Desk 00:36:36:05.28 Nazi’s Got Their Feelings […] The post Ice Cream And Porn – Name A Better Summertime Duo first...

Unrestricted Baboon Sex-A-Thon

June 09, 2023 04:08 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a best-of show for you today! Don’t get all huffy with me! I’ll be back later today with a brand new podcast. Hang tight and enjoy this old, crusty, worn-out, moldy episode from 2014 On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Sealing Up Your Vas Deferens Training Dolphins To Speak English. Poorly. […] The post Unrestricted Baboon Sex-A-Thon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Firearm Fiasco: Shooting Victim’s Bizarre Act of Generosity Leaves Everyone Scratching Their Heads

June 07, 2023 16:36

Hold on to your internal organs, folks, because we’ve got a jaw-dropping story coming in hot from Miami-Dade County, Florida (say it with me..our most fucked up state)  Brace yourselves for a tale of questionable decisions and mind-boggling luck that will make your head spin. So, picture this: it’s a balmy Sunday evening at The […] The post Firearm Fiasco: Shooting Victim’s Bizarre Act of Generosity Leaves Everyone Scratching Their Heads first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Showing Off Your Home Glory Hole Setup

June 07, 2023 05:45 - 53 minutes - 37.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:32:01.33 More Pro-Gay Rap Anthems From Gangsta F*G 00:07:08:02.25 Meade Skelton: Rainbow Fighter With A Wet Ass Nose 00:11:10:13.10 Meade’s Thoughts On Boycotting Chic Fil A 00:18:03:18.01 Hiring A Priest To Exorcise Gay Demons 00:24:03:21.58 To Catch A Predator Busts A Home Glory Hole Ring 00:33:14:15.67 Sign Up For The […] The post Showing Off Your Home Glory Hole Setup first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

A Toilet Lid Is The Perfect Murder Weapon

June 05, 2023 05:30 - 52 minutes - 37.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:19.48 Steven Assanti Tried To Trim His Tooth 00:05:53:06.21 Got An Angry E-mail From Meade Skelton – He’s Not Repulsive 00:08:48:08.45 My 600Lb Life Steven Assanti Recorded A Cameo For DV Freaks 00:13:35:03.33 What The New Colors On The Gay Pride Flag Mean – Color 8 Will Shock You 00:23:22:05.22 […] The post A Toilet Lid Is The Perfect Murder Weapon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Strap On Your Maxi-Pads, Boys! It’s Gooch Grease Season

June 02, 2023 04:34 - 52 minutes - 37.1 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:23.23 Summer Stink / Scrotal Sludge Makes The News 00:11:39:04.19 Debating A Protester With Squeaks And Squeals 00:16:08:22.46 Bestiality Will Help turn The Economy Around! 00:22:01:16.42 Cancelling Fatphobic Disney Robot WALL-E 00:25:19:02.01 Man Believes Most People Are NPC’s – Proceeds To Harass Walmart Worker 00:28:49:08.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow […] The post Strap On Your Maxi-Pads, Boys! It’s Gooch Grease Season first appeared on...

Worshipping That Stink Portal / Meaty Dick Loaves / Horse Ass Clapping

May 31, 2023 04:48 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:44:06.19 Goofy Dudes Produce Beautiful Children – Dumb Theory 00:05:08:04.48 Meade Is Having Womanly Problems At Work 00:09:51:20.25 Toasting Your Scrotum With Warm Red Lights 00:13:25:19.50 Bro-ing Out Playing With Our Stink Portals 00:17:17:24.56 Receiving Sex Energy From A Cuck Scenario / Taint Sunning 00:20:59:16.59 Black Pony Cosplay Porn Scene […] The post Worshipping That Stink Portal / Meaty Dick Loaves / Horse Ass Clapping first ap...

Round Things – A Global Conspiracy

May 29, 2023 04:18 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:12.40 Happy Memorial Day! 00:01:49:23.53 Does Meade Only Love “Confederate” America? 00:05:12:20.57 Meade’s Dream Woman / Hates Tina Turner 00:08:19:04.00 Mama Cass Is On Meade’s Shit List, Too 00:12:09:11.66 Sister Cindy Margarita Dance Mix 00:13:43:12.35 Disappointed With Her Baby’s Gender Reveal 00:15:45:12.03 Brawl At The Little Mermaid Screening 00:18:51:16.59 Sign […] The post Round Things – A Global Conspiracy first appeared on Di...

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