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Distorted View Daily

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 Sexing Up A Cold Corpse In The Morgue Freezer

December 04, 2023 15:43

In a shocking incident last month, Arizona authorities have arrested Randall Byrd, a former hospital security guard. Uh-oh.Longtime listeners of the show might know where this is going.You know, when hospital workers are arrested, typically it’s easier because, you know, theywere smuggling drugs or they were doing something they shouldn’t to the patients.This guy wasn’t […] The post  Sexing Up A Cold Corpse In The Morgue Freezer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

 Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild!

December 04, 2023 05:09 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:08  Santa’s Sex Practices Might Be Problematic 06:00:15  Santa Is A Power Bottom 06:57:21  Santa Likes Gay BJ’s 08:30:04  Santa Bangs His Female Elves 10:10:09  No Meade Skelton Weigh Ins In Over Two Weeks! 14:13:14  A Brain-To-Brain Date At The Olive Garden 18:03:10  A Semi-Deaf Conspiracy Theorist? 21:59:01  Beach Bating […] The post  Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched

December 01, 2023 05:58 - 51 minutes - 35.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:02  Luigi And The Wiggles 03:46:03  New Christian Theory: Everything Christmas Is Ungodly! 07:23:10  Elon Musk Says F-U To Advertisers 13:28:02  The Gay Twink Claws Come Out 18:52:19  Adult Baby Andy Has A Tantrum At The Hospital 22:44:00  A New Offensive Streamer Emerges 26:54:17  Support Distorted View! 28:57:17  Not Without […] The post The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Failed Attempt: Police Not Fooled By Sloppy Handwritten License Plate

November 29, 2023 20:42

Take a look at the chapter artwork and you will see a photograph of a car featuring what can only be described as a glaringly fake license plate. Bay Area cops noticed it immediately. Yes, in the early hours of Friday morning, a driver in Benicia, California, found herself on the wrong side of the […] The post Failed Attempt: Police Not Fooled By Sloppy Handwritten License Plate first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts

November 29, 2023 06:15 - 52 minutes - 36.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:43:19  The Early Thanksgiving Has Messed Up My Holiday Merriment 05:57:02  Mom And I Learn New Holiday Terms 17:57:10 Boogie2988 Continues His Downward Spiral / Gets Yelled At And Humiliated 26:45:21  Christians See Lights In The Sky And Freak Out 29:59:12  Support DV!  31:51:21  Handwritten License Plate Shockingly Attached To […] The post Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Grandma Gets Boob Job Surprise And Bonus Butt Lift

November 27, 2023 17:50

Washington State woman says she woke up with unwanted breast implants. They may have been unwanted, but believe me, they were needed. Do you think this is something that she’s just telling her family? “I went to the doctor, the next thing I know I had breast implants. I didn’t even want them!” But in […] The post Grandma Gets Boob Job Surprise And Bonus Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift

November 27, 2023 06:07 - 45 minutes - 34 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:42:18  Cyber Monday! Last Day For Sideshow Membership Deals! 02:54:02 DV Merchandise 20% With Promo Code BETAMALE 03:35:06  My Thanksgiving Break 06:38:11  Hey Boomer! “My Car Was Possessed” 09:09:14  A Youtard’s Christmas Wishlist 10:38:14  The Evil Christmas Creature Is Torturing Tamir This Holiday 16:02:16  A Glitch In The Matrix And […] The post Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Gay Last Names Are Now Banned

November 25, 2023 17:28

Well, you know there have been a lot of book bannings as of late. We’re all very scared of trans people, drag queens, and gays in general. We’re so skittish, if the word “gay” appears anywhere in a book, chances are it may be banned. An illustrated children’s book about siblings who build a doghouse […] The post Gay Last Names Are Now Banned first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps

November 24, 2023 06:27 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MB

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’m on the mend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are now out searching for amazing Black Friday Deals. I’m Taking it easy for the next few days, but as promised I have a Best-Of Show for you today. Oh, and I’ve got some of those AMAZING BLACK […] The post Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations

November 22, 2023 05:47 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparati...

The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth

November 20, 2023 06:17 - 35 minutes - 24.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth first appea...

Cock Clot Fever – Why Being Healthy May Kill You

November 17, 2023 22:58 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:22:15.40  A Tale Of Two Vaccum Mishaps 00:11:16:23.12  Dhar Mann Is A Damn Sellout 00:15:19:14.35  Filming Yourself Doing “Good Deeds” For Internet Points 00:17:16:01.13  One Pastors Solution For The Mid-East Crisis: LEVEL IT 00:21:11:21.45  Burger King Manager Vs. Employee 00:25:44:18.75  DON’T Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:29:00.73  Ms. Santos Is […] The post Cock Clot Fever – Why Being Healthy May Kill You first appeared on Distorted ...

Sperming On A Communion Wafer

November 16, 2023 02:17 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:57:16.39  Lord Douche Fed Me His Sickness 00:03:04:11.40  Sperming On A Communion Wafer (And Other Satanic Sex Acts) 00:11:06:24.37  Adult Actress Has Not Acquired Taste For Manloads 00:13:14:20.11  CB Walker Takes A Phone Call 00:15:00:10.52  Old Travis Kelce Tweets Resurface 00:18:20:05.54  Christan Woman Demands To Be Left Alone In Store […] The post Sperming On A Communion Wafer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Home Circumcision Punishment For The Child You’re Babysitting

November 13, 2023 06:44 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:15:19.10  Watch Today’s Entire Episode Of DV! 00:03:23:03.47  Epic Daniel Larson Youtard Meltodown 00:10:09:21.71  I Raided The Pantry For Expired Food Products Lord Douche Is Hoarding 00:12:28:16.75  Family Find Dead Dad’s Porn Stash 00:17:06:04.72  Shane Lee Has Thoughts On Cam Whores 00:24:29:03.15  Narcissistic Mom Fight! 00:29:12:16.02  Sign Up For The […] The post Home Circumcision Punishment For The Child You’re Babysitting first ap...

The Hebrewsize Total Wartime Workout System

November 10, 2023 07:05 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:12:11.05  It’s A Douche Free Weekend 00:02:27:02.69  Lord Douche Makes Me Eat Expired Food 00:08:12:08.30  Member Of Ever Marginalized Ever Group Gets Arrested 00:16:22:14.22  Tom Hank’s Niece Tries To Sing 00:20:48:17.18 50+ Year Old virgin Sad Sack 00:24:45:05.47  Frankie’s Impression of a Tornado Siren 00:26:46:21.79  New Info On Tamir and […] The post The Hebrewsize Total Wartime Workout System first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Jerk Junkies / A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas

November 08, 2023 05:36 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:27:23.69  Another Kinda-Holiday Coming Up  00:04:13:03.28  An Alpha Male Wedding 00:15:21:22.35  A Woman’s Insane Orgasm Sounds 00:18:29:04.43  A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas 00:24:01:01.09  Pathetic Peen Stroking Jerk Junkies 00:30:01:05.28  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:13.11  Sharing Your Porn History With Your Teenage Son 00:37:27:04.73  Stabbed Over The TV Remote 00:40:15:16.62 […] The post Jerk Junkies / A Cerebral Palsy Style...

Eating Skid Mark Sandwiches For Lunch

November 06, 2023 06:05 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:04.17  Armpit Fetish Dream Interpretation 00:04:40:06.00  Italian Food Is The Taco Bell Of Ethnic Cuisine. Wrap Your Head Around THAT 00:06:40:06.68  My Bold Idea To Generate New Ethnic Food Types 00:12:52:17.33  Karaoke Guy Loses His Cool / Slowed Down Movie Trailer Music 00:19:59:12.39  Woman Confronts Man At Pool Pleasuring Himself […] The post Eating Skid Mark Sandwiches For Lunch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Secretly Getting Off To Being Misgendered – NEW SHOW

November 03, 2023 22:30 - 49 minutes - 34 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:07:02.40  Trans Woman Scamming Restaurants 00:13:28:23.68  Crazy Ex Girlfriend At The Gas Station 00:15:28:19.38  Crazy Christian Says Cardi B’s Music Activates Demons 00:17:32:00.60 Are 6 Year Old’s Ready For Marriage? One Religion Says “Sure, Why Not” 00:21:20:04.03  Kids Forced To Get High On Jesus 00:24:22:09.60  Jewie Girl 00:25:42:06.32  Meade Re-Groups […] The post Secretly Getting Off To Being Misgendered – NEW SHOW first appeared ...

A Legend In The Incel Community

November 03, 2023 05:07 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MB

On Today’s Show: I need a little more time to finish today’s brand new episode, so here’s fine best-of podcast to hold you all over. Enjoy! Clips From An Incel Documentary Inside the Bird Truther Movement Mom Vs. Livestreamer Happy Birthday To My 2 Year Old Loser A Cooler Full Of Dicks Florida Walmart Parking […] The post A Legend In The Incel Community first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Daily Affirmation For You And Your Dong

November 01, 2023 06:28 - 50 minutes - 35.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:41:18.72  We’ve Hit A Rough Patch / Domestic Situation 00:07:15:10.28  Daily Bro Bating Affirmations 00:11:59:09.07  Two Morons Think They Were Almost Frasier Writers 00:26:50:15.79  A Dirty Youtard Confession 00:30:53:03.30  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:33:31:24.44  Recieving Fake Cremated Remains  00:39:02:06.70  Squatter Hits The Empty House Jackpot 00:41:15:10.23  Forgetting About That […] The post Daily Affirmation For You And Your Do...

Licking Strangers From Their Necks To Their Eyes

October 30, 2023 05:59 - 53 minutes - 37.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:08:56:11.23  Imagining Female Celebrities With Penises 00:15:35:19.51  CB Walker Dressed Up For Halloween 00:19:55:11.43  Are Oreo Cookies Satanic? 00:24:48:11.29 Meade’s 3 Dessert Sundays 00:29:31:01.58  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:28:02.67  Criminal Neck To Eye Licking 00:33:54:16.16  Diapered Man Flashes Kids At Bus Stop 00:37:35:14.35  Florida Woman Makes Her Own Police […] The post Licking Strangers From Their Necks To Their Eyes fir...

Teenage Mutant Skateboarding Fish

October 27, 2023 17:24 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:28:14.46  Straight Felon Squeamish About Bloodborne Disease 00:12:52:09.35  Ex-Con Getting A Vibrator In The Butt From Trans Lady Friend 00:13:44:21.47  Felon Gets Nailed By A Dude 00:14:31:11.12  Squirt Stream Ends With Upset Cam Model 00:17:59:01.45  Asian Cam Whore Uses Racist Language On Herself 00:19:29:01.73  Walking In On Your Mom Banging […] The post Teenage Mutant Skateboarding Fish first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Champagne Pussies And Caviar Cunts

October 25, 2023 04:05 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Today’s Sponsor: Use PROMO CODE: FREAK @ AdamAndEve.Com – 50% Off! 00:01:56:10.33  Introduction 00:03:45:03.42  Try To Refrain From Acting Like Olds Online 00:09:58:00.17  Cool Breeze, Fresh Air, And Other Smells Coming From Your Vagina 00:13:42:03.29  A Mumble Mouth Moron With A Questionable Past 00:18:18:16.76  The Gay Satellite Man Keeps Stealing Hermaphrodite […] The post Champagne Pussies And Caviar Cunts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

“The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected” And Other Butthole Confessions

October 23, 2023 05:10 - 54 minutes - 38.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:18.78  “The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected” – Confessions Of A Dirty-Assed DV Listener 00:09:31:09.49  Chris Chan Loves Indian Food / May Have A Little Black In Him 00:12:23:15.61  King Cobra Crashes Bike And Concocts Disgusting Alcoholic Beverages 00:15:17:04.60  Colors Continue To Trigger Idiots – Does McDonalds Wrapper Prove They Support […] The post “The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected” And Other Butthole Confessions first appeared on Distorte...

Licking Off A Sweaty Roast Beef Hog Slob

October 20, 2023 23:51 - 57 minutes - 40.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:48:12.19  Support Your Favorite War Team With Stylish Apparel 00:11:12:24.40  Youtube News Channel Anounces Death Of Very Alive Celebrities 00:13:25:07.29  Getting Off To A Little Drowning Play 00:14:41:07.11  Angry Cam Whore Screaming Because She Isn’t Making Enough 00:17:39:00.06  Glutton Slob Eats Roast Beed And Demeans Twinks 00:22:40:06.54  Tony’s Cat Is […] The post Licking Off A Sweaty Roast Beef Hog Slob first appeared on Distorted...

Side Effects Include Ruptured Eyeballs And Organ Calcification

October 20, 2023 04:22 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MB

On Today’s Show: It’s time for a Best Of Show! Have no worries, I’ll be back later today with your brand new Friday episode to end the week. Sit back, enjoy this crusty old re-run, and I’ll see you in a bit. Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View […] The post Side Effects Include Ruptured Eyeballs And Organ Calcification first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Chris Chan Returns- A Message To The Trolls And Toxic Sinners

October 18, 2023 05:23 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:52:19.67  Oh God, He’s Back – Chrischan Returns 00:18:17:17.45  Another Tour Of A Gamer’s Roach Infested Bedroom 00:21:30:00.79  Starbuck Employee Gets Written Up / Plays The Race Card / Wants A Lawyer 00:29:05:22.50  Sigh Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:56:23.66  Methed Up Man Sexed Up A Stuffed Animal 00:36:55:21.68  Another Bowel […] The post Chris Chan Returns- A Message To The Trolls And Toxic Sinners first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Best In AI Sex Toys 2023 / Sphincter Envy / And Holy Herpes

October 16, 2023 05:42 - 55 minutes - 39 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:00.61  The Greatest Energy Reading Psychic Is Back! CB Walker! 00:09:08:15.22 The Newest AI Enabled Sex Toys For 2023 00:17:14:04.02  Pizza Gay Gets Huffy With Restaurant Security 00:22:30:04.08  MyPillow Guys Out Of Cash / May Try Scamming Church Goers 00:27:36:19.75  Quadriplegic Has Sphincter Envy / Shares Amazing Poop Story 00:33:31:01.63 […] The post The Best In AI Sex Toys 2023 / Sphincter Envy / And Holy Herpes first appeared on ...

Stolen Secretions – An Erotic Cow Milk Fantasy

October 13, 2023 05:19 - 49 minutes - 35.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:44:20.47  Vegans Vs. Meat Loving Redneck 00:10:58:12.17  A Humiliation Pig Wants You  00:13:43:13.49  Verbal Raceplay In A Variety Of Configurations 00:20:40:19.30  Turning To Social Media To Figure Out This Whole Mideast Stuff 00:23:13:13.42  Youtard King Cobra Has An Opinion On International Events 00:24:46:00.00  Youtard Eats Microwaved Cheese As A Meal […] The post Stolen Secretions – An Erotic Cow Milk Fantasy first appeared on Distor...

Hotdog Missiles Of Death Raining Down At A Florida Gas Station

October 11, 2023 05:36 - 50 minutes - 35.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:09.77  Explain The Mideast Crisis To Me Like I’m An Idiot, Because I’m An Idiot 00:04:52:03.30  Eating A Poop Wrap On Live Stream 00:08:34:15.68  Oops He Did It Again – This Time Livestream Eats A Dog Shit Sandwich 00:15:20:00.28  Police Woman Covers Ring Doorbell Camera Lens, All Hell Breaks Out […] The post Hotdog Missiles Of Death Raining Down At A Florida Gas Station first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

When Your AI Chatbot Girlfriend Is Cool With Your Murder Plans

October 09, 2023 04:33 - 40 minutes - 29 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:03:22.67  It’s Double Dumb Holiday Here In ‘Merica 00:05:30:23.65  Gays Lying About Their Love For The Taste Of Semen 00:10:31:16.00  Problem Child Kicked Off The Bus And Fighting His Way Back On 00:13:47:20.12 10 Year Old Christian Anti-Trans Rapper 00:20:33:12.05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:22:32:20.50  AI Chatbot Girlfriend Was […] The post When Your AI Chatbot Girlfriend Is Cool With Your Murder Plans first appeared on Distorted View...

Sonic The Hedgehog With Breasts Did 9/11

October 06, 2023 06:01 - 36.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:26:04.33 Tim Henson’s Miracle Diet Sausage Pizza 00:05:36:08.19 Another Questionable Meade Weigh In 00:10:21:09.78 Sovereign Citizen Tries To Arrest Police Officer 00:18:52:13.37 Frying Up Turds In A Skillet 00:20:13:01.74 Tongue Speaking Preacher 00:22:12:15.79 Mush Mouth Tiktokker 00:24:32:22.33 More Offensive Songs 00:27:55:14.26 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:13:12.04 Sexy AI Generated Messenger […] The post Sonic The Hedgehog With Bre...

Anal Mints And Other Gay Bathhouse Etiquette Tips

October 04, 2023 04:01 - 52 minutes - 37.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:17:11.34 Genders And Sexual Orientations Finding Common Ground 00:05:36:22.15 A Breath Mint Inserted Into The Pooper 00:08:40:11.01 Tips For Your First Gay Bathouse Trip 00:13:27:17.14 The Web App For Finding Public Sex Spots 00:17:31:12.69 A Walmart Mobility Scooter Riding Thief Gets Caught 00:20:36:01.63 Roseanne Has Some Negative Things To Say […] The post Anal Mints And Other Gay Bathhouse Etiquette Tips first appeared on Distorted View...

A Brain Eating Cannibal Has Been Returned To Society

October 02, 2023 04:01 - 50 minutes - 35.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:36:15.38 Teenage Tim Explains His Computer Porn Collection To His Sister 00:05:57:24.79 Christian Chipmunk Bops 00:08:33:02.52 A 1970’s Goat Preacher’s Sermon About Visiting A Mental Institution And Witnessing The Demonic 00:15:08:20.13 The Sounds Of Deaf Church Are Actually Quite Loud 00:17:49:07.74 Galileo Thinks Allegations Against Russell Brand Are True And […] The post A Brain Eating Cannibal Has Been Returned To Society first appeared...

Walt Wedgie World

September 29, 2023 23:45 - 49 minutes - 35.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:20.24 Alexyss K Tylor Watched DV’s Video On Her 00:06:37:18.79 The Political Candidate Getting Fingered And Banged On Chaturbate 00:12:11:02.35 More Tiktok Mental Disorder Fakers 00:14:58:07.12 Sticking A Finger In Someone’s Butt Is Not A Tourette’s Tic 00:16:22:07.27 The Woman With A Bird As An Alter Is Back 00:18:55:22.71 Ginger […] The post Walt Wedgie World first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

That Bullshit Alphabet

September 28, 2023 04:43 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MB

On Today’s Show: Heya! Got a Best Of Show for your Thursday. Sideshow members are getting a brand new episode of DV a little later today. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our […] The post That Bullshit Alphabet first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Crying Over A Hairy Vagina

September 27, 2023 05:44 - 58 minutes - 41.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:20.17 I’ve Been Infected With The Woke Mind Virus: I’m Afraid My Dogs Are Going To Cancel Me 00:07:54:23.69 This Country Needs To Start Innovating Again! Let’s Start With Arm Rests On Toilets 00:11:16:17.01 I’m Cranking Because I’m Teething 00:12:27:08.45 Whiny Drunk Woman Arrested – Transforms Into Banshee In Cop […] The post Crying Over A Hairy Vagina first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe

September 25, 2023 04:24 - 59 minutes - 41.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:03:49:03.76 Training AI To Impersonate Meade Skelton Like Timmyboo 00:09:11:04.18 Checking In With Incels On Yotube: Are Women Useless? 00:18:24:03.02 The Best Casey Kasem Outtake 00:21:49:06.35 The Drama Surrounding Casey Kasem’s Death 00:37:09:16.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:38:48:09.04 Wingsuit Diver Loses Head 14,000 Feet In The Air 00:43:22:05.62 Hundreds Of Latex […] The post Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Moving Your Belly Button To Make Your Legs Look Longer

September 22, 2023 05:38 - 50 minutes - 36.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:10:01.10 Is Meade Cheating On His Weigh In? 00:09:10:22.19 Our Next President Is A CIA Operative, Navy Seal, And Magic Water Inventor 00:19:08:22.33 Incel Creeps On Teenage Girls / Rages Out 00:26:24:05.22 White Preacher Explains How Slavery Was Good For Black People 00:30:18:02.45 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:58:07.30 Women […] The post Moving Your Belly Button To Make Your Legs Look Longer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Unveiling The Butthole Memorial Sculpture

September 20, 2023 05:37 - 51 minutes - 36.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:49:19.05 Tim’s Having Trouble Talking 00:06:23:02.77 When You Can’t Clean Your Penis Properly, Extreme Measures Need To Be Taken 00:09:54:12.45 A Butthole AIDS Memorial Sculpture Made The News 00:14:23:13.49 Getting Off To Pretty Girls Urging You To Kill Yourself 00:16:47:15.14 Stretch Mark Fetish / Office Supply Erotica 00:19:10:16.28 The Daniel […] The post Unveiling The Butthole Memorial Sculpture first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Sharing a Pizza Vomit Smoothie With Your Bestie – SIDESHOW

September 19, 2023 09:48 - 51 minutes - 35.8 MB

On Today’s Show: Sharing a Pizza Vomit Smoothie With your Bestie Plus The Sound Pig Gooning Meade’s Mom Was a Jealous Alcoholic Train wreck of a Woman And The Most Annoying Couple In The World Share A Love Surge   The post Sharing a Pizza Vomit Smoothie With Your Bestie – SIDESHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Harassing Your Driver With Your Tiny Penis

September 18, 2023 05:32 - 48 minutes - 35 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:07.10 Trans People With Unique Opinions 00:07:14:04.33 Trans Person Keeps Pooping They Self 00:12:41:15.12 Demons Are Trying (And Succeeding) To Ruin Meade’s Diet 00:20:02:00.71 Christian Screaming 30,000 Feet In The Air 00:22:09:06.62 Is The Hulk Retarded? 00:24:26:10.16 Stomach Inflation Fetish 00:29:36:04.01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:09.30 Say Booblejuice Three […] The post Harassing Your Driver With Your Tiny Penis first app...

Hot Human / Car Sex And Male-To-Female Complex Carbohydrates

September 15, 2023 22:24 - 51 minutes - 36.5 MB

On Today’s Show: I     00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:40:04.48 What’s Gamestop Ma’am Up To Today? 00:09:17:24.44 Thursday Lane’s New Gender Food Theory 00:16:57:00.18 Update On The Guy Who Has Sex With His Car 00:26:04:17.75 Angry Mayor Freak Out 00:29:17:16.04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:29:11.27 Drug Fueled Orgies, Corpses, And Kids Sleeping In The Closet […] The post Hot Human / Car Sex And Male-To-Female Complex Carbohydrates first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Gamestop Ma’am-zilla Stomps Her Way Into Our Hearts

September 15, 2023 05:25 - 39 minutes - 27.8 MB

On Today’s Show: It’s Best-Of show time! Fear not, I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode. Sit tight and enjoy this reheated slop of a podcast… On Today’s Distorted View: Transwomen Goes All Hulk Smash At a Gamestop Fucking a Reptilian Impregnanti a Vegetable And It’s ok to use racial slurs if […] The post Gamestop Ma’am-zilla Stomps Her Way Into Our Hearts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Rim Job Loving Actress Supports Danny Masterson

September 13, 2023 04:05 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:57:19.51 The Rim Job Actress Supports Danny Masterson 00:15:44:01.12 An Inbred Family Update 00:20:23:02.09 Trans Woman On Drugs Has Shards Of Glass In Her Feet 00:25:55:16.51 A Truly Chaotic 9/11 Tribute From Devon 00:29:00:12.40 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:04:08.74 Give Me Free Crazy Bread Or I’ll Shoot! 00:36:49:04.31 A […] The post Rim Job Loving Actress Supports Danny Masterson first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Grandpa Takes An STD Test

September 11, 2023 04:54 - 1 hour - 43.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:16.52 Happy September 11 To You And Yours 00:04:23:21.32 Linda Finkle’s 9/11 Tribute Song 00:07:50:07.78 I Am A True Optimist / Picking Up Hundreds Of Lottery Tickets 00:13:38:17.33 A Christian Romantic Drama Film Goes Horribly Wrong 00:39:31:09.17 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:41:09:03.57 More Like Danny Master-Son-Of-A-BITCH Rapist, AMIRITE? 00:47:10:07.29 […] The post Grandpa Takes An STD Test first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Florida Man Attempts To Hamster Wheel Himself Across The Ocean

September 07, 2023 04:01 - 54 minutes - 38.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:03.22 Shopping Around For The Best Doggy Cremation Prices 00:08:32:15.74 The Tim Reaper Strikes Again 00:11:10:15.09 Meade Should Model His Career After Jimmy Buffett 00:14:31:09.71 Intergalactic Pronoun Freakout 00:23:36:04.42 An Amazon Delivery Gets Physical 00:28:54:17.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:36:07.12 Walking Across The Ocean In A Giant Hamster Wheel […] The post Florida Man Attempts To Hamster Wheel Himself Across The Ocea...

Pounded In My Lady Poonani By My Pumpkin Spice Latte

September 05, 2023 04:01 - 55 minutes - 38.9 MB

                  On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37 Adam And Eve! Promo Code: FREAK – Get 50% Off 00:19:00:00.48 Our Favorite Fart Loving Incel Is Back Out Of […] The post Pounded In My Lady Poonani By My Pumpkin Spice Latte first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Fart Spraying That Pink Sauce

September 04, 2023 04:16 - 48 minutes - 33.9 MB

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a Best Of Show for your labor day! Enjoy, and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new episode for everyone. Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and […] The post Fart Spraying That Pink Sauce first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Sticky Dingo In Crispy Plink Plonk Pudding And Other British Cuisine

September 01, 2023 04:01 - 50 minutes - 35.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtual Baby In Second Life 00:13:39:06.50 Man Tells Girlfriend Her Vagina Stinks, She Immediately Gets On Tiktok 00:15:44:00.46 A Documentary About How A 95 Year Old Man Has Sex 00:21:22:15.69 […] The post Sticky Dingo In Crispy Plink Plonk Pudding And Other British Cuisine first appeared on Distor...

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