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Distorted View Daily

950 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 892 ratings

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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Assman, Brownies, & Downies: Attorneys At Durrrrr

February 12, 2019 00:22 - 36 minutes - 26.4 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Coffee Shop Run By The Unsavories Pro-Choice Protester Throws A Bloody Maxi Pad At A Pro-Lifer A Romantic Valentines Day Featuring A Sex Offender / Woman Beater Women: Don’t Pretend You Like Semen Anti Muslim Extremist or Gay Furry Lover? Fox New Host Thinks Germs Are Fake, Washing Hands is For […]

Big Fat Lump Of Whore

February 09, 2019 02:51 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Fake Delusional Bat-Man Gonna Go Through You Like A Laxative My Favorite Reverend Is Back Spewing Hate Lorena Bobbit Has No Regrets Coca-Cola Just Wants To Get People Laid Suing Your Parents Because Life Fucking Sucks Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A […]

Faking A Heart Attack To Avoid A Restocking Fee

February 07, 2019 02:04 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Bad English Dub Hentai Theatre Racist Old Lady Has a Shit Ton To Say Faking A Heart Attack at an AT&T Store Menstruation Emojis Are On The Way The Horse Fucker Strikes Again Stinky Dick Due To Excess Smegma Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio […]

Grade A Tit Steak

February 05, 2019 01:24 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: People Always Be Road blocking Me! Black Bat-Man Is Here (in Porn) Hypnotizing Yourself To A Drug Free Life Tit Squirting In An Agressive Manner Calling The Cops Over Fast Food Onions Penis Injection Led To A Misshapen, Disgusting Looking Dong Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati […]

Fill My Piss Cube

February 03, 2019 22:59 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Piss Artist Needs Your Help…With Piss Smoke Burping Is A Thing, Maybe? Crazy Bitch At Wingstop Name a Cockroach After Your Lying, Cheating Ex Teenage Fight Ends In Dead Dog Fuck Declaration British Cock Destroyers Going Out In A Meth Fueled Blaze of Glory A Penis Popping Insensitive Re-Enactment Our New […]

The One Where I Almost Had Sex With My Mom

February 02, 2019 00:44 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Logic Pro chewed up today’s show and I’m too annoyed to re-record today. A New episode will be posted this weekend for everyone, but for now enjoy this old moldy bullshit. Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 […]

Rev Your Pussy Engines

January 30, 2019 23:42 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Twitter Is a Dumpster Of Unforgiving Self-Righteous Asshats Clipping Jump Cables To Your Vagina to Prove a Point 3 Girls 1 Banana Mothers Screaming At Their Live-streaming Children Bridezilla Polygraph Testing Anally Banging A Corpse X 2 Time To Shoot Up Or Time To Do A Load of Laundry? Our New Post Office […]

Dried Cum Crumbles

January 29, 2019 04:32 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Chasing Your Methed Out Girlfriend on A Moped Sissy Training Videos Detoxify Your Pussy By Sitting On A Steamer Eating And Dating Insects Anime Dork Tries To Do Standup Tired: Drunken Negro Face Cookies. Wired: Build That Wall Cookies Pringles For Blow Jobs Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO […]

Sexually Molested By Vampires

January 26, 2019 01:38 - 39 minutes - 28.9 MB

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Turd cutting ASMR – Shitting Into the Mic Goes Mainstream Livestreamer Loses It Over Emoji abuse Paranoid Youtube Got Molested By A Vampire Religious Nut With Fabulous Hair Has A Sermon For Us Gross Used Tissues As a Business Family Gets Kicked Off Plane Because They Smelled Don’t Shove Parsely Up Your […]

Eat My Twinkie Penis

January 24, 2019 03:20 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: A Toddler Shows Me How To Chew Tobacco A 700 Pound Woman Named Ms Fluffy Black Face Pep Rallies Blowjobs, Crack Cocaine and Traffic Violations Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE […]

Sex Confessions And Twinkle Lining

January 22, 2019 02:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Crack Whore Moma Likes Pervert Dick Plus We Check out the Sex confessions Phone Line Super Poop May Just Save Your Life And Building a Bomb While Waiting For your California rolls Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View […]

Triangular Anuses

January 21, 2019 04:22 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Snorting Bloody Cocaine Residue Plus: Fucking For a Bucket Of Chicken Fighting With a Near Dead About Rice And You Can Now Buy Chocolate Farts Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE […]

I’m Going To Chinese Up Your Ass

January 18, 2019 04:05 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Transgender Rap Battles – WATCH IT HERE Virtual Home Break Ins Hot Sperm Injections And Proposing Marriage The Woman Who Tried To Kill You Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A […]

Picking Up Girls (Elderly Women) Over The Phone

January 16, 2019 23:51 - 75.6 MB Video

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Normally I don’t post videos on the feed, but the one I just finished working on is kind of like a mini episode of DV. Sorry you have to look at my face for nearly 10 minutes, but I think […]

Vagina-Butted Celebrities

January 15, 2019 03:24 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: The Good White Men Who Are Planning a Moonbase To Save Civilization Plus: Which Constipated Celebrities Have a Vagina Butt Playing Dumb To Get Your Ass Wiped Chocolate For Neo Nazis? Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO […]

That’s Not Rape. None Of This Is Rape.

January 12, 2019 03:05 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: That’s Not Rape. None Of This Is Rape Logan Paul Goes Gay For The New Years Bitch Vs. Sissy At The Nail Salon And Where Did my Newborn babies head go? Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO […]

The Legend of Doo Doo Butt

January 10, 2019 00:02 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Vaginal Asses Are Causing A Poop Crisis Plus: Child Abuse In The Form of Unpronounceable Names Needle Falling Out Of your Rectum The Legend of Doo-Doo Butt Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio […]

Shit Smeared Innards

January 08, 2019 03:27 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: What type of poop do rabbits prefer? Plus: I Bully a Man Who Was Suicidal For Being Bullied. Giving Up Masturbation For The Next Decade And Getting Youtube style hairdo Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box […]

Penile Replantation

January 04, 2019 04:03 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: A story milkshake depravation and rape allegations Plus: Another Installment If Alex Jones Has a meltdown Transporting a penis is hotdog bag The Newest social media challenge is just shooting your friend in the face with a gun Our New Post […]

Police Officer Mega Doo Doo

January 01, 2019 01:46 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Officer Mega Doo Doo Was Evacuated Pink Eye, Yellow Teeth, Diarrhea, and another pleasant side effects of drinking piss Teenage Werewolf Cults And Feces Flinging In a Motel Lobby Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 […]

My Crusty Panties (dot com)

December 31, 2018 02:13 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: How Can Pussy Discharge Be Creamy AND Crusty? Stay Tune To Find Out Plus: A Mangled 1 Inch Dick Vaginal Scraping Condom Breach Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART […]

Christian Horror Theater

December 29, 2018 00:12 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Note I’ve got a best of show for you today, but I’ll be back this weekend with a brand new episode. Until then, enjoy this classique stupidity. Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio […]

Sperm Stealthing

December 27, 2018 00:44 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: The great brad Carter from phonelosers.org made a wonderful prank call featuring “Tim” Ham related violence Sperm steal thing is in the news And feeding your children Christmas catnip Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati […]

Demolish My Lady Vag

December 22, 2018 01:19 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: When Plopping A Testicle Goes Wrong A Brand New Dick-hole Guy Which rapper needs her pussy destroyed? White trash at a Starbucks Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF […]

DJ Velcro Shoes

December 20, 2018 00:22 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: A Mormon Virgin Tries to Get Laid Using a Klondike Bar Plus: The Sounds of Anime Kitty Cat Cosplay Will Trigger You Smoking Foreskin Cocaine And Sudden Necrophilia Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati […]

Foot Fetish Leads To Fungal Lung

December 18, 2018 04:18 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: A Parade Santa Is a Sex Offender And Everyone is Just OK with it Plus: Stank Foot Could Lead To Fungal Lung Vladmir Putin Is A Pinup Girl And How To Tame The Cunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85HSayVAC6U DV’s Newest Video: (Subscribe To […]

High Power Power Bottom

December 15, 2018 02:14 - 43 minutes - 30 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Bad Gay Porn Acting: Confusing Accents Edition Songs From A Scorned Lover What We Jerked Off To In 2018 And  Satellite Scat DV’s Newest Video: (Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box […]

Sperm Donor Beauty Pageant

December 13, 2018 04:18 - 41 minutes - 28.2 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Finally An all natural cure for AIDS Plus Youtube Poop Cartoons A White Preacher And His Aawful Jamaican Accident Pretty Sperm Donors DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio […]

A Dragonkin Goes Shopping

December 11, 2018 03:57 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Have a Suicidal Christmas A Dragonkin Drops into Hot Topic Australian Domestic Violence Goes Viral Taking Your Sex Doll To School DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 […]

Quaker AIDS and Butt Guts

December 08, 2018 04:56 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Quaker Oats Erotica Plus: Why Is Wilford Birmley Always So Angry Plus: Pushing In Your Childs Butthole Elf On The Shelf Was Brutally Murdered DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box […]

Tragedy Coins

December 06, 2018 03:27 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: My plan to profit off of the next big tragedy Plus: Why Slavery Was The Golden Age For Blacks In America An Ice pick through your dick And Vegans Want TO Be victims too DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube […]

Colorblind Glasses Surprise

December 05, 2018 17:05 - 8 minutes - 5.94 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! What’s Happening? In this short podcast I plug the new Distorted View Store More importantly, I share with you a clip from yesterday’s Sideshow exclusive program. It’s another one of those videos where a family surprises a colorblind person with those special glasses that […]

The Subway Spread And Tug

December 04, 2018 02:57 - 52 minutes - 36 MB

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites! On Today’s Distorted View: Virtual Hate Crime Screaming about your dangling pussy Feeding kids Pinesol Masturbation or Dick Readjustment – you decide DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART […]

Hi, It’s Me, Stan.

December 01, 2018 03:38 - 34 minutes - 24 MB

The Sideshow has some AMAZING Black Friday deals. If you’re not yet a member, sign up at the lowest prices ever offered! On Today’s Distorted View: It’s a Best-Of Show but I’ll be back this weekend to make up today’s show. Enjoy!   DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box […]

De-cockitation

November 29, 2018 04:32 - 39 minutes - 27.5 MB

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Monkey Hymen

November 27, 2018 03:39 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MB

The Sideshow has some AMAZING Black Friday deals. If you’re not yet a member, sign up at the lowest prices ever offered! On Today’s Distorted View: Which NBA star can’t get enough trans-pussy? Plus: Thursday Lane and his Elderly Roommate Need your Help Monkey Prostitution And Dick Starved Drunk Lady Gets Physical   DV’s Newest […]

Shit On My Sock

November 25, 2018 22:47 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MB

The Sideshow has some AMAZING Black Friday deals. If you’re not yet a member, sign up at the lowest prices ever offered! On Today’s Distorted View: Dementia Strikes and it couldn’t be more hilarious My aunt gave us a Thanksgiving Shit Story Miracle Slapping, Gagging and Cum flooding a bitches mouth Rake The Boiling Pot […]

KKKids Television

November 24, 2018 03:33 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MB

On Today’s Distorted View: It’s Best-Of Show time for all you holiday shoppers!  The Sideshow has some AMAZING Black Friday deals. If you’re not yet a member, sign up at the lowest prices ever offered! DV Merchandise will be up sometime this weekend DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box […]

Tiny Meat Headed Tube Sock

November 21, 2018 18:06 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MB

On Today’s Distorted View: Police Describe a Suspects Penis In Great Detail My car Is banged up, I’ve got dead trees in my yard and weak ground that I keep sinking in Blowing Yourself Up Stealing Gas DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio […]

Polygamous Ninjas

November 20, 2018 04:02 - 41 minutes - 28.5 MB

On Today’s Distorted View: Celebrity 900 Number Hell Plus: The Boinic Penis Sprung a Glitch Suing Because You had sit Next to A Fat  And Polygamous Sex Ninjas DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH […]

Pussy Toast

November 19, 2018 02:27 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MB

On Today’s Distorted View: Crispy Yeasty Cunt Toast Plus: Who Threw that Ham at Me!? The sounds of Real Granny Sex IS 10x worse than porn Ass Gass offense strategy DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: […]

Stupid Models

November 16, 2018 05:07 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

On Today’s Distorted View: Oh Uh Spaghetti-os Stupid fucking models won’t call for an ambulance another rapper covers vanessa carlton   and was one man plotting to launch Turd Turpedos Or Drop Dirty Bombs DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A […]

Mr. Clitman Teaches Sex Ed (VIDEO)

November 15, 2018 05:49 - 4 minutes - 71.4 MB Video

On Today’s Distorted View: Today’s podcast is a little bit different. I created a DV-ish cartoon that I hope you’ll like. I wont be doing these animations in place of the show, however if you like them, I’ll create more for the Youtube channel, the Sideshow, and Patreon.  This is my first stab at animation, […]

A Long, Winding Turd Snaking Its Way Across The Universe

November 13, 2018 01:44 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

On Today’s Distorted View: Getting High on Bloody Pussy Benny Hill Meets Heavy Metal Titty Rubbing techniques Broken Dick or Saxophone?: you decide DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On […]

Scrimshack Mufflebottoms

November 12, 2018 01:13 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MB

Distorted View Daily - An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. On Today’s Distorted View: Attack Of The Pizza Peddiohile Plus: Gibberishcore Music is Maybe a thing Suing over a stretch out pussy Did an author of Bigfoot erotica just get elected to office DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Oh...

Tim Puts The “I” in Progrim

November 10, 2018 03:01 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MB

Distorted View Daily - An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View Daily

Pickled Pussy

November 08, 2018 04:48 - 45 minutes - 31 MB

Distorted View Daily - An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. On Today’s Distorted View: Crusty Semen In Your Facial Hair Plus: Pulling Your Pud To Pedal Pushers Penis Fillers For A Pouty Prick Facial Burns Have Never Been More Delicious DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PA...

Professor Of Aquatic Mythology

November 06, 2018 02:28 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MB

Distorted View Daily - An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. On Today’s Distorted View: Virtually Raping Mermaids The Crackhead Next Door Is Leaving Clumps Of Her Hair In Your Yard Slug Chugging Chris Chan is Stalking Women Inter-dimensionally DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 ...

Turds From Heaven

November 03, 2018 22:05 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MB

Distorted View Daily - An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. On Today’s Distorted View: Drunk Vs Elderly The Stumble Rumble Feces From The Sky – Faulty Toilet or a Turd From Heaven How many people died because Grandma Dropped Her Cookies  DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A ...

ShitPAC

November 02, 2018 23:35 - 46 minutes - 63.9 MB

Distorted View Daily - An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. On Today’s Distorted View: It’s a Best-Of Show today, but before we get into that I get on the phone and try to convince a nice lady to vote for a very important issue. DV’s Newest Video:(Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel!) Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 9575Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A […] Dist...

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