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Croncast

820 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 7 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

A series documenting a love story. Betsy and Kris narrate the life they share together, on the road, with strangers and the one with their kids in tow. These two will make you laugh like no other show. Croncast is now made in the woods at the gateway to the Poconos.

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Episodes

Season 20 Ep 19: San Francisco Part 2, The Meetup

June 04, 2008 14:25 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3 Show: #494 Length: 41:59 Size: 28.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We're back for part two of San Francisco The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase She kissed a diseased baby Then she kissed me and now I am infected Other than daddy just do I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation Her encrusted nostril in photos I could track back the vector of my illness Yes, you are the carriers Listen to Croncast, "They ar...

Season 20 Ep 18: You know, you don't have to call her your friend anymore.

May 28, 2008 12:43 - 28 minutes - 19 MB

Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3 Show: #493 Length: 28:21 Size: 19.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Good grief we are back Thanks to Betsy for showing back up You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick She's checking me out Of course she is "So what are you doing in San Francisco?" "I'm here with my friend." "You don't have to call her your friend anymore." The spandex blend is alive and well You can loo...

Season 20 Ep 17: The Mc Mansion Haul, Rottlador, Schnorgie

May 19, 2008 15:16 - 25 minutes - 16.7 MB

Croncast - 2008-05-19.mp3 Show: #492 Length: 17.5 Size: 25:32 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short show notes Sorry for the no show on Friday Betsy scores at a Mc Mansion Well, I'm not sure the lamp above is a score, but . . . Gucci the schnorgie (Schnauzer and Corgi cross) Betsy a...

Season 20 Ep 16: Sellers Hate Hoarders, not the Game, Golf Stance

May 14, 2008 07:20 - 28 minutes - 19 MB

Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3 Show: #491 Length: 19.7 Size: 28:40 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith That is your new name You're like silly putty Let me see your palm I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad...

Season 20 Ep 15: Dumpster Golf, Penny Drop, Fancy Hood

May 12, 2008 13:54 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MB

Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3 Show: #490 Length: 19.6 Size: 28:32 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Betsy likes the amens to her sermons Now they can tell me to mow my lawn We are way more boring than the show The picture in her head of you was repulsive Good thing she didn't see a real p...

Season 20 Ep 14: Hoe To The Head, Classmates, Comments

May 09, 2008 12:15 - 29 minutes - 20 MB

Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3 Show: #489 Length: 20.5 Size: 29:52 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes Thanks for the comments of late They do mean a lot to me Elliot taking one on the head Life coming back Former classmates Spoiled ...

Season 20 Ep 13: Episode 13? No wonder.

May 07, 2008 16:35 - 10 minutes - 7.84 MB

Croncast - 2008-05-07.mp3 Show: #488 Length: 10:45 Size: 7.41 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short short showNot much else to say.Some laughs await but we return you to your regularly scheduled life sooner than normal.

Season 20 Ep 12: New Hag, Betsy in Boystown, Cut to the Chase

May 05, 2008 13:05 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MB

Croncast - 2008-05-05.mp3 Show: #487 Length: 29:40 Size: 20.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Cinco de Mayo The drink comments spilled over Work with me Comment on the proper post and subject You should be embarrassed to drink that in front of other people It's a weird girly drink I...

Season 20 Ep 11: Eyeless dolls, Bolex at Goodwill, How did you know?

May 02, 2008 11:20 - 31 minutes - 30.5 MB

Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3 Show: #486 Length: 31:00 Size: 21.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short show notes, sorry The greatest goodwill find of all time Sure it is So was the Kirby vacuum It's a Bolex Video Camera Spooky stuff on this show "How did you know?" I can see you ther...

Season 20 Ep 10: Transvestite Mennonite, MC Hammer, Baby Spiders

April 30, 2008 10:58 - 28 minutes - 18.4 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3 Show: #485 Length: 28:03 Size: 19.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! I pulled a muscle in my back My spider bites It's a back wall injury Like in the Mist Where the privileged people are At the Intercontinental hotel I ordered my drink You need to try it Jae...

Season 20 Ep 9: Improv Betsy, Four Seasons Alley, Run Kris, Run

April 28, 2008 09:10 - 31 minutes - 20.3 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-28.mp3 Show: #484 Length: 31:49 Size: 21.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! This is a great show, filled with drama, suspense, horror and . . . Kris lacking any common sense. Nada on the show notes as Monday is getting very busy already. But like the last time, lou...

Season 20 Ep 8: Husband in the Bubble, Carbon Dioxide Vampires, Nock

April 21, 2008 09:14 - 38 minutes - 26 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies...

Season 20 Ep 7: Koi Pond of Death, Kipp, Horticulture Authority

April 18, 2008 10:01 - 26 minutes - 17.5 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-18.mp3 Show: #482 Length: 26:40 Size: 18.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Kris is all business all the time I am business baby even when I sleep You're on Twitter 24/7 I was dreaming about API's That is why I slept through the earthquake Why you should be like me...

Season 20 Ep 6: Yesterday was tax day?

April 16, 2008 19:03 - 25 minutes - 25.2 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-16.mp3 Show: #481 Length: 25:10 Size: 17.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Sorry for the late show . . . long day. Now I gotta put the kids to bed. Enjoy the show! Updated show notes I think the people know what year it is I am your enabler, Kris Your workaholis...

Season 20 Ep 5: El Camino, Cafe Krisay, Tell All Your Friends

April 14, 2008 14:46 - 32 minutes - 21.5 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-17.mp3 Show: #480 Length: 32:24 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short ones this time Before you even open your trap, Betsy And clean the lint from yours Nice tight and concise . . . Here is what happens with Croncast at 500 When they put the B before...

Season 20 Ep 4: 11 Days, Drew Peterson, Elevator Pitch

April 11, 2008 14:34 - 26 minutes - 17.6 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-11.mp3 Show: #479 Length: 26:37 Size: 18.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! I is swamped my people. Show notes take another on the chin. If anyone has the time to put some show notes together for this episode feel free to and send them on I'll put them in here an...

Season 20 Ep 3: Expectations, Moving to Nicaragua, Venus Flytrap

April 09, 2008 12:35 - 28 minutes - 18.3 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-09.mp3 Show: #478 Length: 28:01 Size: 19.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! The cough has subsided Talk of the vacation Jeanie Did you brush the baby's hair? How about a coat? I need to show up and take care of this stuff What kind of planning are you talking abo...

Season 20 Ep 2: Tijuana Jellies, Rent a Goat, Living Through Kids

April 07, 2008 09:27 - 33 minutes - 21.8 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Bets...

Season 20 Ep 1: Season 20, Sybaris, Lime Gatorade

April 04, 2008 11:40 - 29 minutes - 19.2 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-04.mp3 Show: #476 Length: 29:53 Size: 20.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes My brain gears are spinning I can't even speak I don't hear voices Genetic tendency to be a gear head No I don't think Kris has a weird cough I feel burned by the Radio Shopping Show How can you get burned by them? They stuck it to me No The hotel we got for $100+ a night Turns out I can get it on Expedia for $63 a night Oh, baby Was it an Expedia deal? You ca...

Season 19 Ep 28: Caterpillar Eyebrows, Good Cop Bad Cop

April 02, 2008 09:56 - 29 minutes - 19.2 MB

Croncast - 2008-04-02.mp3 Show: #475 Length: 29:23 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Butterfly eyebrows vs. Caterpillar Eyebrows Like a monarch flying to Mexico I got invited to the beard appreciation group on flickr Oh, no Mr B I thought it was a manly man thing Yes, it was very manly Betsy, you have to quit calling me 'Bears' Please, call the people off My queer friends, help me It's not so bad Kris If you loose you job we could wrap you in...

Season 19 Ep 27: Don't front like your mom bought fruit!

March 31, 2008 14:43 - 27 minutes - 18 MB

Croncast - 2008-03-31.mp3 Show: #474 Length: 27:20 Size: 18.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes The show notes suffer today. I gots lots on my plate. Good show though.

Season 19 Ep 26: Kick Ass Mustache, Spilled Coffee, Toe Rings

March 28, 2008 10:54 - 11 minutes - 7.84 MB

Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3 Show: #473 Length: 11:17 Size: 7.84 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Shout to Mike Dunn You are digging yourself a hole Kris Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet Like a mommy in the morning? Putting on deodorant walking down the block Not one person looked at me sideways Don't ask him for money I love New York I want to live someplace with a goat They won't let me have a goat in New York Well, when it ...

Season 19 Ep 25: Trying to catch the train

March 26, 2008 07:56 - 18 minutes - 15.3 MB

Croncast - 2008-03-26.mp3 Show: #472 Length: 18:00 Size: 16 MBmb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Going sans show notes on this one guys. I am sitting on the couch of the gracious host that has been putting me up for the last two nights typing this out. No longer on couch now at train typing furiously. Here she be. The Resale Queen Podcast is now here! Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST

Season 19 Ep 24: Moral Compass, I can't tell you, ABBA

March 24, 2008 07:30 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MB

Croncast - 2008-03-24.mp3 Show: #471 Length: 26:34 Size: 18.9mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Wish I had done show notes last night Trying to the show to download from my phone isn't going too quickly OK, here's what I got The laughing intro Betsy has to stop She can't handle not making fun of me Oh, Mr B You'll be gone for 3 days You're boyfriend would come out of the closet How did I slip through? If it were 1950 I would be married to a gay man Now th...

Season 19 Ep 23: Omniscient Nerd, Void Your Warranty, Ferocity

March 21, 2008 09:42 - 15 minutes - 10.5 MB

Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3 Show: #470 Length: 15:41 Size: 10.8mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We keeps it short today Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever It's one half of a show So I was at Goodwill What story you tell doesn't start this way? My pockets were loaded I don't trust my purse You shouldn't We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet? Nope Another day Not to be disgusting Sure I had to go to the bathroom and leave my ca...

Season 19 Ep 22: Workahol, Collecting Pennies, Astro Van

March 19, 2008 08:50 - 27 minutes - 18.1 MB

Croncast - 2008-03-19.mp3 Show: #469 Length: 27:10 Size: 18.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Taking you to the hospital was a bit comedic You are such an ass Listen, it had to be done I asked you not to put that picture on the internet You did and then 20 minutes later you said put it up Technologically challenged isn't something you can plead Sell all of your clothes and buy an iPod That is the way it should be done "We're going to have to start an IV...

Season 19 Ep 21: John Adams, Hershey's Floor, Lock Picking Kit

March 17, 2008 08:30 - 30 minutes - 20 MB

Season 19 Ep 20: Ant Races, Co-working, Apologies

March 03, 2008 14:56 - 18 minutes - 12.4 MB

Season 19 Ep 20: Stage Mommy, Tight Wrangler's, Your people

February 27, 2008 09:58 - 26 minutes - 17.7 MB

http://twitter.com/resalequeen The Guinness Girls were there? Yes Did they have muffin tops? No Then they were girls You don't make enough for me to get my boobs fixed Then you could get a Guinness girl job I could do apple bottom jeans for cowboys Most farm girls with tight jeans got that weird butt How do they get that? From riding horses Strong butt and thighs At the FFA convention the Wyoming female contingent could crush cars What are you plans for after 500 shows? The Resale Queen Podc...

Season 19 Ep 19: The Mr. B's, Conspiracy, School Stories

February 25, 2008 12:38 - 33 minutes - 21.9 MB

Season 19 Ep 18: Hey Sugar, Maiden Warrior, Let's meet

February 22, 2008 13:22 - 32 minutes - 22 MB

Season 19 Ep 17: Small Fry, Baby Face, Knight Rider

February 15, 2008 09:49 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MB

Season 19 Ep 16: Got A Gig, Chasing Thieves, The Finish Line

February 13, 2008 10:25 - 29 minutes - 20 MB

Season 19 Ep 15: KGB Training, Easy Women, The Long Haul

February 11, 2008 13:07 - 33 minutes - 22 MB

Season 19 Ep 14: International Player, Un-Unitarian, Faded Duds

February 08, 2008 10:43 - 31 minutes - 21.3 MB

Season 19 Ep 13: The Coffee Drinker, Whip Antennae, CB Radio Booty Call

February 06, 2008 09:54 - 29 minutes - 19.1 MB

Season 19 Ep 12: Shoe Thief, Mini Bike, Off the Compound

February 04, 2008 15:14 - 30 minutes - 20 MB

Season 19 Ep 11: Walzer A., Buffalo Days, The Coffee Drinker

February 01, 2008 10:51 - 26 minutes - 17.4 MB

Season 19 Ep 10: Rough Stop, Danger Here, Mongoose Chow

January 28, 2008 11:03 - 25 minutes - 17.2 MB

Season 19 Ep 9: Casey's Bags, The Breakups, Groups of two

January 25, 2008 10:44 - 26 minutes - 17.4 MB

Season 19 Ep 8: Improv Tonight, Private Caller, The Skank is the Hero

January 23, 2008 11:06 - 29 minutes - 19.1 MB

Season 19 Ep 7: Resale Queen, TV Lifting, HustleBuck

January 21, 2008 10:17 - 27 minutes - 18.1 MB

Resale Queen Podcast is now here! The first show went up Saturday Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST Wasn't painful at all was it Mr B? Yes, it was It was like every first podcast Got to get used to doing it High I'm Betsy HustleBuck Number 42 for the Naperville Dumpster divers Part of Local #42 Dumpster Divers and Junkers You should ask the people come to their houses just to pick it up I want to buy an AmVets truckload of stuff Sure it would save you the sifting You could get gold bars are used H...

Season 19 Ep 6: Hire Kris, Styrofoam Cups, All Caps

January 18, 2008 09:52 - 28 minutes - 19 MB

Season 19 Ep 5: Three Cheese Taco, Spinning Air, Juicy

January 16, 2008 10:04 - 29 minutes - 20 MB

Season 19 Ep 4: Volvo Petting Zoo, Butter Dish, The Wheel

January 14, 2008 08:20 - 38 minutes - 25.6 MB

Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach

January 11, 2008 08:56 - 28 minutes - 19.1 MB

Season 19 Ep 2: Betsy's Birthday, Jeanie, Pizza Dude

January 09, 2008 13:58 - 28 minutes - 19.2 MB

Season 19 Ep 1: Big man small sled, CWI, Guilt

January 07, 2008 11:36 - 28 minutes - 19.2 MB

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 14, 2007

December 14, 2007 10:07 - 3 minutes - 1.91 MB

Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 12, 2007

December 12, 2007 10:27 - 25 minutes - 17.2 MB

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