Croncast
820 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 7 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingA series documenting a love story. Betsy and Kris narrate the life they share together, on the road, with strangers and the one with their kids in tow. These two will make you laugh like no other show. Croncast is now made in the woods at the gateway to the Poconos.
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Episodes
Lone Tear, Breaking A Sweat, Hobo Toastmasters
August 23, 2010 21:29 - 29 minutes - 28.1 MBEpisode: #668 Length: 29:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Breaking the sweat I added value One lone tear Hobo Toastmasters It all must go on
Outrun the Law, Ice Cream Truck, Quepon
August 20, 2010 19:18 - 32 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #667 Length: 32:08 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! No mini vans I come from a drag racing family Yeah, right I figured your dad worked in the pits There's driver blood in me I am Ricky Bobby Two uncles by both those names One died in a motor vehicle incident New site coming soon following the ice cream guy that hobo looks like tom waits
Hipster Revolt, Sweathouse Yoga, Betsy Bait
August 18, 2010 20:59 - 28 minutes - 28.1 MBEpisode: #666 Length: 28:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Sweathouse Yoga Hipster revolt Challenged with ratings Goatees are Betsy bait Sidewalk psychology Tackled in haste You can't ever come back here again You saved me A boy and girl are great for kids Tell me why? I don't want to grow old alone
Muttonchopologist, Big Time Rush, 2 Kids
August 16, 2010 21:41 - 31 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #665 Length: 31:55 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Late, apologies I spent day searching for a new air conditioner No luck Then found one from our storage room Kris, FTW Family happy and I am as I type these notes Well, not really notes It's a good episode Enjoy!
The IDF, Tats and Tears, East River Paddle Surf
August 13, 2010 16:05 - 31 minutes - 30 MBEpisode: #664 Length: 31:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Friday the 13th No I won't get out of bed Talk soft it won't know we're here Call from the IDF The International Doorman Federation Tats and tears Only Ivy League white people Who paddle surfs on the East River?
No Express, Hobo Sweat, Swag Dump
August 11, 2010 21:29 - 31 minutes - 28.1 MBEpisode: #663 Length: 31:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! No express Leftover sweat From a hobo lovefest Walking in Brooklyn Park Slope sipping a 32 oz Michelob Explain that to the kids The bottles all have stories Back to school shopping at BlogHer Yes, in the swag dump pile The kids are set
The Great Flood, Sandaled, Short Flippers
August 09, 2010 21:22 - 33 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #662 Length: 33:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Sorry for no show on Friday We had a room get flooded From under the floor Made for a messy and interesting week And weekend Breaking with tradition In the sandals and on the train Tamar with the short arms Well, it was the girth The misery train
Sebaceous, Raising Leona, Stand By Me
August 04, 2010 21:08 - 31 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #661 Length: 31:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Wear that shirt I feel better all dressed up Where is the real Betsy? Sebaceous That should never be done 14 years of marriage Your pustules are off limits Stand By Me train track walking I lived it From the scene of the crime Raising Leona Helmsly and Bob Denver
The Inceptor, Uphill Tanning, Vacuum Score
August 02, 2010 21:18 - 30 minutes - 26.2 MBEpisode: #660 Length: 30:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! August is here Getting the walk on Uphill sun bathing The lady was there Tanning for no tan lines Baby oil and peeps The kids chased pigeons over here Yes, she was topless That reminds of . . . Scoring a vacuum I just thought i would have to lift stuff The goodwill of goodwill Inceptor
Season 26 Episode 10: The Croncast Shorty
August 02, 2010 21:13 - 3 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #660 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! August is here Getting the walk on Uphill sun bathing The lady was there Tanning for no tan lines Baby oil and peeps The kids chased pigeons over here Yes, she was topless That reminds of . . . Scoring a vacuum I just thought i would have to lift stuff The goodwill of goodwill Inceptor
Uptown Hooking, Needle Exchange, Doorman Conspiracy
July 30, 2010 17:56 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #659 Length: 34:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! How you doing? Not a good cop question Auxiliary police No more smoke breaks for you Date night Was a bad idea to tell her that The needle exchange No Black Keys for you
Season 26 Episode 09: The Croncast Shorty
July 30, 2010 17:51 - 3 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #659 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! How you doing? Not a good cop question Auxiliary police No more smoke breaks for you Date night Was a bad idea to tell her that The needle exchange No Black Keys for you
Public Pool, The Polys, Emporium de Food
July 28, 2010 20:07 - 28 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #658 Length: 28:43 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Pesticides Yes they're on your food Public pool option Her hair was same material as her pants Black Hole locker Only if it is a Master lock Cage portals
Season 26 Episode 08: The Croncast Shorty
July 28, 2010 20:02 - 4 minutes - 4.76 MBEpisode: #658 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Pesticides Yes they're on your food Public pool option Her hair was same material as her pants Black Hole locker Only if it is a Master lock Cage portals
Smitten At Chipotle, Roach Nation, Staydad
July 26, 2010 15:47 - 30 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #657 Length: 30:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! All kids, all day Staydad has gotta keep on it Larry Roach Nation Smitten at Chipotle
Season 26 Episode 07: The Croncast Shorty
July 26, 2010 15:44 - 4 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #657 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! All kids, all day Staydad has gotta keep on it Larry Roach Nation Smitten at Chipotle
Rerelease: Lion Mane, Whorefume, Half Memory
July 24, 2010 08:22 - 31 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #656 Length: 31:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best!
Rerelease: Season 26 Episode 06: The Croncast Shorty
July 24, 2010 08:18 - 4 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #656 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best!
Lion Mane, Whorefume, Half Memory
July 23, 2010 08:22 - 31 minutes - 31.9 MBEpisode: #656 Length: 31:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best!
Season 26 Episode 06: The Croncast Shorty
July 23, 2010 08:18 - 4 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #656 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best!
T Partied, He Closed It, Three Strangers
July 21, 2010 22:17 - 28 minutes - 29.6 MBEpisode: #655 Length: 28:42 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Three strangers enter They meet Two become friends One goes home with something from the other Drama ensues I don't know who the daddy is The guy was a pimp Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang He thought he was going to rip us off He will never mess with a midwestern dude...
Season 26 Episode 05: The Croncast Shorty
July 21, 2010 22:02 - 4 minutes - 3.4 MBEpisode: #655 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Three strangers enter They meet Two become friends One goes home with something from the other Drama ensues I don't know who the daddy is The guy was a pimp Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang He thought he was going to rip us off He will never ...
Old Nurse, Vasectomized, Misinformed
July 20, 2010 21:25 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MBEpisode: #654 Length: 32:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The older the better Aged for the recruiter Burning to the beat I was once misinformed The keeps bouncing Gotta walk it off at that point The audience changes Then it gets all adult
Season 26 Episode 04: The Croncast Shorty
July 20, 2010 21:21 - 5 minutes - 4.36 MBEpisode: #654 The Croncast Shorty Length: 5:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The older the better Aged for the recruiter Burning to the beat I was once misinformed The keeps bouncing Gotta walk it off at that point The audience changes Then it gets all adult
Risk Takers, Dressing Room With Kids, SNL Stage
July 16, 2010 19:03 - 35 minutes - 31.5 MBEpisode: #653 Length: 35:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The weekend cometh If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on Today's show is longer than usual Perfect weekend listening!
Season 26 Episode 03: The Croncast Shorty
July 16, 2010 19:00 - 4 minutes - 3.4 MBEpisode: #653 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:39 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The weekend cometh If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on Today's show is longer than usual Perfect weekend listening!
DNA Test, Mobile Dog Washer, Time Machine
July 14, 2010 17:10 - 27 minutes - 25.7 MBEpisode: #652 Length: 27:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Piling it in Booth Scavenger Gene testing Peel of some DNA with a pocket knife You would take it from my forehead Just so you could mark me To know not to come back and test later Speed walking The dog washing is not a career choice On the mobile Dirty Pekinese
Season 26 Episode 02: The Croncast Shorty
July 14, 2010 17:05 - 3 minutes - 3.4 MBEpisode: #652 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Piling it in Booth Scavenger Gene testing Peel of some DNA with a pocket knife You would take it from my forehead Just so you could mark me To know not to come back and test later Speed walking The dog washing is not a career choice On the mobile Dirty Pekinese
Air Spooning, Hobo Minefield, Second Husband
July 12, 2010 11:19 - 30 minutes - 29.6 MBEpisode: #651 Length: 30:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Kris with a 'K' Gotta go real old on it Kris Smith is all over the place Now he's got a baby Underwear model takes Google Juice Your mate should have Google Alerts for you If they don't, they don't love you Not meant to be Hobos in the park He drove his remote control car through them They all sleep air spooning It was a Hobo minefield Lying to your own kids They believe the lies and not the tr...
Season 26 Episode 01: The Croncast Shorty
July 12, 2010 11:11 - 4 minutes - 3.4 MBEpisode: #651 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:11 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kris with a 'K' Gotta go real old on it Kris Smith is all over the place Now he's got a baby Underwear model takes Google Juice Your mate should have Google Alerts for you If they don't, they don't love you Not meant to be Hobos in the park He drove his remote control car through them They all sleep air spooning It was a Hobo minefield Lying to your own kids They beli...
New Invention, Kroc, Lowest of the Low
July 09, 2010 17:44 - 30 minutes - 29.6 MBEpisode: #650 Length: 30:28 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Newest inventions Yes, I invented the Croc And you told me that it was stupid 15 years later It could have been Kroc with a 'K' Someday You can't take a cab from kids You can but that is some low shit Nothing prepared me for that A new kind of Spanx
Season 25 Episode 25: The Croncast Shorty
July 09, 2010 17:34 - 4 minutes - 3.4 MBEpisode: #650 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Newest inventions Yes, I invented the Croc And you told me that it was stupid 15 years later It could have been Kroc with a 'K' Someday You can't take a cab from kids You can but that is some low shit Nothing prepared me for that A new kind of Spanx
Wild Game, Sweaty Messenger, Lucky Penny
July 07, 2010 20:11 - 28 minutes - 29.6 MBEpisode: #649 Length: 28:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Sweaty messenger Worst idea to get in that elevator The Karma follows It was my lucky penny! Missing buffets in this city They're not missing . . . not needed They would be overrun by rats and roaches Wild game street meat
Season 25 Episode 24: The Croncast Shorty
July 07, 2010 20:07 - 3 minutes - 3.4 MBEpisode: #649 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Sweaty messenger Worst idea to get in that elevator The Karma follows It was my lucky penny! Missing buffets in this city They're not missing . . . not needed They would be overrun by rats and roaches Wild game street meat
Ratstraunt, American Style, Black Hole Futon
July 05, 2010 16:00 - 32 minutes - 27.2 MBEpisode: #648 Length: 32:44 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Happy July 5th Celebrate like an American By going shopping NYC Ratstraunt Schlump ditty umpt tump Woodland couches Black hole futon
Season 25 Episode 23: The Croncast Shorty
July 05, 2010 15:55 - 4 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #648 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:06 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Happy July 5th Celebrate like an American By going shopping NYC Ratstraunt Schlump ditty umpt tump Woodland couches Black hole futon
Ballerific, Haunted Cubicle, Air Freshening
July 02, 2010 12:12 - 27 minutes - 23.4 MBEpisode: #647 Length: 27:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Way short on notes . . . Air freshener as deodorant Haunted cubicle Kris's Flickr stream Leads you to think you're a baller
Season 25 Episode 22: The Croncast Shorty
July 02, 2010 12:07 - 4 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #647 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Way short on notes . . . Air freshener as deodorant Haunted cubicle Kris's Flickr stream Leads you to think you're a baller
Pizza Origami, With Puppets, Lengua Burrito
June 30, 2010 11:45 - 29 minutes - 28.5 MBEpisode: #646 Length: 29:40 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Bringing the lengua I don't hold back on the tongue The sad sack makes up for it To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van That is a worthy prize The food here totally sucks Pizza origami Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito The cat diet Complain about the food He would love tongue And he's discreet Carrying the Whole Foods bag I care T...
Season 25 Episode 21: The Croncast Shorty
June 30, 2010 11:23 - 4 minutes - 4.36 MBEpisode: #646 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:35 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Bringing the lengua I don't hold back on the tongue The sad sack makes up for it To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van That is a worthy prize The food here totally sucks Pizza origami Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito The cat diet Complain about the food He would love tongue And he's discreet Carrying t...
Sunshine, Electrified Fountain, BMX Superstar
June 28, 2010 10:47 - 27 minutes - 25.1 MBEpisode: #645 Length: 27:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name off Two parties to keep team smith moving Redneck lame sports aphorisms Mommies are needed Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision Women here can't dress Keep...
Season 25 Episode 20: The Croncast Shorty
June 28, 2010 10:31 - 4 minutes - 4.36 MBEpisode: #645 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name off Two parties to keep team smith moving Redneck lame sports aphorisms Mommies are needed Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision ...
Man Knockers, Starvation Diet, Squirt Gun Legend
June 25, 2010 10:55 - 29 minutes - 30.5 MBEpisode: #644 Length: 29:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Five Stars on the iTunes I gotta give you 5 stars On your weight loss starvation diet You looking svelt and Moobtacular Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy Learning to drive at 12 Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire Country road community Squirt gun legends Where is the cabbie?
Season 25 Episode 19: The Croncast Shorty
June 25, 2010 10:48 - 6 minutes - 6.05 MBEpisode: #644 The Croncast Shorty Length: 6:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Five Stars on the iTunes I gotta give you 5 stars On your weight loss starvation diet You looking svelte and Moobtacular Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy Learning to drive at 12 Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire Country road community Squirt gun legends Where is the cabbie?
NYC Creole, Sea Cucumber Defense, Wisdom Craters
June 23, 2010 20:18 - 27 minutes - 27.4 MBEpisode: #643 Length: 27:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Speaking the Creole of NYC 2-times, 2-Times, 2-times He was ordering food Just hustling the Midwesterner Late night in the ER with ERS He held up Sea Cucumbers as metaphors More brothers and sisters I'm fixed, dude Negotiated dental work Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
Season 25 Episode 18: The Croncast Shorty
June 23, 2010 20:11 - 4 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #643 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Speaking the Creole of NYC 2-times, 2-Times, 2-times He was ordering food Just hustling the Midwesterner Late night in the ER with ERS He held up Sea Cucumbers as metaphors More brothers and sisters I'm fixed, dude Negotiated dental work Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
One Man Wet T-Shirt Contest, Cellowrap, Spaniel Stacking
June 21, 2010 14:25 - 27 minutes - 23.2 MBEpisode: #642 Length: 27:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I won a contest It was a one man wet t-shirt contest Parading around Manhattan It happened to me too, Kris That is a sad story Maggers' melting They just don't know when to quit Father's Day surprises Waking up and knowing everything That would be awesome Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city You can't just let them hump with kids watching Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor Oh! And if you...
Season 25 Episode 17: The Croncast Shorty
June 21, 2010 14:19 - 4 minutes - 4.65 MBEpisode: #642 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:55 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I won a contest It was a one man wet t-shirt contest Parading around Manhattan It happened to me too, Kris That is a sad story Maggers' melting They just don't know when to quit Father's Day surprises Waking up and knowing everything That would be awesome Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city You can't just let them hump with kids watching Seems to be a practice of hat...
The Metal Head, Foot Shaving, All Torso
June 18, 2010 11:18 - 28 minutes - 27.7 MBEpisode: #641 Length: 28:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The Metal Head Carnie He was real deal However, shoes seal it And they don't make the same kicks as they did back in 1985 She got the photo I nearly gave her my card She was like Big Bird All torso Her feet looked like bark Bark wrapped around a hot dog oozing grease So my hairy toes are nothing Foot shaving Eating your toenails is just as gross Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville -...
Season 25 Episode 16: The Croncast Shorty
June 18, 2010 11:12 - 4 minutes - 3.3 MBEpisode: #641 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:24 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Wrong date, Kris The Metal Head Carnie He was real deal However, shoes seal it And they don't make the same kicks as they did back in 1985 She got the photo I nearly gave her my card She was like big bird All torso Her feet looked like bark Bark wrapped around a hot dog oozing grease So my hairy toes are nothing Foot shaving Eating your toenails is just as gross Oh! An...