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Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim Genesis 28-31

Sex! Now that I have your attention, The Bible! Combining the two- There is A LOT of sex in this one. Jacob gets two wives and Spoiler Alert: Bangs them and their slaves - for years at a time. Get ready to flick the bean to God’s word this week on Bryn Reads The Bible to Tim! Download Here or check us on iTunes

Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim - April Fools Day Special!

This week on Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim, some of the wackiest pranks in the whole Bible! Issac, chip off the ol’ block, pulls the Wife/Sister switcheroo one (hopefully last) time. And Jacob goes to disgusting and horrifying lengths to prank his blind dying father and his hideous freak brother. Oh, and there’s a lady named Basemath - it’s implied she’s a real bitch. Download here or check us on iTunes.

Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim: Genesis 24-26

After last week’s hiatus, we are back reading the Bible with a vengeance! Ancient customs discussed - Jamming noserings into strange women’s faces. Giving a business partner’s dick a quick tug to make a deal. Also - Lost fans take note! Two horrific twins are born- Jacob and Esau. Star Wars fans take note - Esau is a Wookie. Download here, or check us on iTunes.

Growing Up In Nazi Germany, March Madness Meant Something Else Entirely

By Sport Van Bloggerson: Very Old Sports Reporter It’s almost that time of year again. The time when I wake up in a cold sweat and think to myself that “The Terror” has returned. Then I remind myself, “No, it’s only a basketball tournament.” And what a tournament! This year the number one seed has changed more times than I can count and this year’s March Madness is shaping up to be even more exciting than The Madness of 1935, although it should result in dozens fewer deaths. Fewer deaths...

Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim: Genesis 20-23

This is an up and down week for Abraham. He gets a lot of new sheep and slaves, thanks to Mobster God and the ol’ sister/wife switcheroo. But, God gives him the biggest arbitrary test of loyalty so far… Kill his only son! Well, the only son that he hasn’t gotten rid of already. Oh and Sarah dies. Download here Or check us on iTunes

Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim Genesis 17-19

Sodom and Gomorrah. We all know this story, God hates gay people so he destroys a town full of them, right? Wrong! God’s buddies head there and the town wants to rape them. THE WHOLE TOWN WANTS TO RAPE THESE TWO MEN. It just gets more insane from there and ends in a dark, dark place. Hold on to your foreskins, Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim is back with a vengeance! Download here or check us on iTunes

Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim Genesis 13-16

This week we meet Abram and his wife Sarai. They wander around the desert a lot because God wants them to. Oh, but they also use God as hired muscle in a weird prostitution/extortion racket. It’s an especially giggly episode of Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim! Download here or check us on iTunes

Pitchfork For Dads: Album Review - Bob Seger's Greatest Hits

Bob Seger’s Greatest Hits is essential for driving long distances, in the workshop or just sort of doing whatever. Also, I like “Night Moves” and this one has “Night Moves” on it. Seger makes some bold choices here opting to open the album with “Roll Me Away” which I don’t really remember that well. After that, Seger is done burying the lead and he finally gives us the “Night Moves” we’ve been after. Man, “Night Moves” is the kind of track you just want to tap your finger against the steer...

Bryn Pottie & Jay Wellz - Dilemma Feat. Kelly Rowland

Huge track I recorded with Jay Wellz and Kelly Rowland all the way back in 2002!

Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim Episode 3

The conclusion and WEIRD epilogue to Noah and his family’s horrible journey on the ark. Note: This one has nudity and getting wasted in it! Download here or check us on iTunes!

Check The Roads

By: An Unemotional Dad It’s calling for snow, could be up to ten centimeters. You should check the roads before you go. You don’t want to be halfway there and get stuck in the middle of nowhere. I’ve been keeping an eye on the Environment Canada website and it looks like Old Murphy Road is full of black ice all the way to the 400. See? It pays to check the roads. I’ll see you next time. Call us if you need anything.

This Valentines Day, Take Your Lady To An Amateur Comedy Show!

By Raj Blaze - Guy Who Is Very New To Standup Comedy People’s Bar and Chicken open mic comedy night is tonight and the Facebook event is showing a lot of “Maybes”. I’m thinking this may have to do with Valentines Day but you know what? That’s a lame excuse for not supporting local comedy/my dream. People’s Bar and Chicken is the edgiest open mic in the city. You’re always saying that you have an offbeat sense of humor, well this place takes it to a new level! Come hang out! Grab a seat in...

Washington Wizards Valentines!

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Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim, Episode Two

The Bible continues! Angel rape creates giants that God hates, Noah is the only one God likes (even though he doesn’t know what a door is) and humanity’s last hope embarks on a shit filled tar covered floating death trap for almost an entire school year! Download it here Check us on iTunes

3 Ways The Lakers Can Make The... I Can't. I Can't Pretend To Care About This Anymore

By Sport Van Bloggerson - Very Old Sports Writer My wife is dead. We just put her in the ground… Wait Sport, no. This is sports, not obituaries. The Lakers in free fall has been one of the most fascinating stories this NBA season. Despite some recent rallying, they are still three games under 500. Here’s Three Things they can… do… to… ugh. Just, here… Here’s three things. Maybe this photo of D’Antoni will keep me focused 3.) Kobe Needs To Shoot Less - The Lakers’ record with Kobe as fac...

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Those Six People Just Couldn't Handle Me

by Raj Blaze: Guy Who Is Very New To Stand Up Comedy Well, last night was bullshit. I showed up to People’s Bar and Chicken early to get a spot on the open mic night. Now, it’s usually a music open mic but I figured I’d give it a try. Now, the host is giving me shit, saying “The last time a stand up comedian did this open mic, he talked about his dick and made everyone uncomfortable, then started verbally abusing the audience.”  In my head I’m thinking “Sounds like a shit audience” but ...

Did I Mention I Was In A Sketch Troupe One Time?

Here’s a video from that sketch troupe  I was in that time. - Cheers gang!

It's Time To Come Clean About Who "Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" Is Actually About

By John Hampson from “Nine Days” Thirteen years is a long time. Thirteen years since me and the boys from Nine Days came out with our seminal album The Maddening Crowd, featuring a little song called “Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)”. We were on top of the world, and in many ways, we still are. (Four and a half mil hits on Youtube - nothing to sneeze at) But you know that already. Now for something you don’t. Thirteen years… It’s a long time to keep a secret. A secret that you and all of A...