Not Aspirational with Hannah Brown
221 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 254 ratingsA podcast that celebrates our favorite reality tv shows, the not aspirational people on them, and the not aspirational moments in our own lives; the moments that make us laugh, make us flawed, and make us human. From her reality tv recaps featuring snarky commentary and supreme impressions, to chats with friends and idols, and yeah, the occasional rant about junior high trauma or an absurd pop culture deep cut, Hannah is witty, forthright, and deliciously polarizing.
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Episodes
LA Series: Becky + Keith Habersberger
November 17, 2017 16:02 - 1 hour - 92.4 MBIn their first interview as a married couple (EXCLUSIVE CONTENT), Becky and Keith Habersberger take a waltz down memory lane with Hannah and recall the glory days of college. They play a sumptuous game of kill, f***, marry, give advice on underage drinking (DON'T DO IT!) and touch briefly (V BRIEFLY) on Taylor Swift's new album.
Fullface Fitness with Jeff + Tyler!
November 03, 2017 15:36 - 47 minutes - 64.6 MBHannah's friends Jeff and Tyler join us to talk all about their fitness brand Fullface Fitness, "fitness journeys"/gym culture, give advice on dating, and even discuss the Vanderpump Rules trailer. Pop a squat (you know, because fitness) and enjoy!
I GOT A DRAIN STOPPER!
October 27, 2017 17:29 - 26 minutes - 37.1 MBIn an exhausted stupor, Hannah unpacks all her current bliss from getting a drain stopper, to meeting Brandi Cyrus, to attending a costume party for dogs!
Single Pringles!
October 20, 2017 18:03 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MBHannah and her fellow single friend Derek enjoy some coffee and talk Hocus Pocus, Cher's Gap commercial, and single life, among many other things.
The "The Craft" Episode.
October 13, 2017 16:23 - 1 hour - 116 MBIn the finale of our Halloween movie recap extravaganza, things take a dark turn as Hannah and Joe recap The Craft with the help of their pal Jesse! There is wine, hardcore shade towards Harvey Weinstein, and Hannah binds her jr. high nemesis from doing her harm by way of pseudo-witchcraft.
Happy Fall, Y'all!
October 06, 2017 15:54 - 24 minutes - 33.4 MBIn an impromptu "palette cleanser", Hannah touches on Lady Gaga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Halloween culture and pettiness. *Sips tea*
The Teen Witch Episode
September 29, 2017 15:08 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBIn episode two of our eighties recapping romp, Hannah and her college BFF Brody dissect all the frizzy-haired musical glory that is the cult classic TEEN WITCH! Pour yourself a big glass of potion, get your candles lit in honor of the hotness that is BRAD THE RED HOT LOVER, and sharpen your rapping skills so you can be ready to TOP THAT!
The Labyrinth Episode.
September 15, 2017 14:58 - 1 hour - 122 MBLabyrinth superfans Hannah and James Lee take a deep dive into Labyrinth! Join them on their super intelligent, analytical, coffee-fueled journey!
Scream-crying with mah gurl Sarah Paulson.
September 08, 2017 15:14 - 27 minutes - 37.3 MBHannah takes a dive into the premiere episode of American Horror Story: Cult. There's talk of clowns, Trump supporters, and mad Sarah Paulson imitations! Not to mention a quick homage to why fall rules over Summer and thank God it's here because Hannah had devolved into a degenerate.
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE US DO.
September 01, 2017 15:28 - 1 hour - 92.9 MBHannah and her raven-haired BFF Clayton unpack Bachelor in Paradise, Ingrid Goes West, T-Swift, and lots more! Shout outs to DP Dough and Sauvignon Blanc for existing.
America's Next Top Best Friend.
August 25, 2017 05:10 - 49 minutes - 67.9 MBComing at you from Colorado, Hannah and her BFF since 6th grade Anna unpack their awkward years, prom, America's Next Top Model, and everything in between amidst a wine-induced stupor. Please don't sue us.
Please send wine.
August 18, 2017 15:13 - 22 minutes - 30.3 MBHannah is unraveling quickly like the magic carpet in Aladdin when Jafar f***s his s*** up. Join her as she tells you all about it while stumbling over her words, interjecting about the RHONY reunion and ultimately finds a pathetic form of catharsis!
The Mop Closet
August 11, 2017 17:10 - 58 minutes - 80.4 MBHannah and her pal William spend the first ten minutes of this episode laughing, and from there it's all sunshine and jellybeans and hating on Jennifer Lawrence! Join us!
@Emrata
August 04, 2017 04:30 - 1 hour - 98.3 MBHannah and improv goddess Lindsay Chatham drink Sauvignon blanc and betchily break down their birthdays, being females in comedy, and fall down an epic rabbit hole of movie references.
Soul(cycle)mates
July 21, 2017 15:12 - 1 hour - 64 MBHannah and comedian Tanner Munson chat about everything from full-fat Coca Cola, to their thoughts on the Chicago standup scene, all the while making every rom-com analogy you can imagine! Chicken tenders are an ideal food pairing for this one.
Diarrhea-induced Fever Dream
July 14, 2017 18:05 - 25 minutes - 35.1 MBHannah recaps her trip to New Orleans, takes a stand against bitchy girls at bachelorette parties,and talks Real Housewives of Orange County season premiere. *Note: Hannah SINCERELY apologizes for calling David Beador Michael Beador, but please refer to this episode's title for justification.**
HANNAH + RYAN = DATING ADVICE (from degenerates.)
July 07, 2017 17:19 - 1 hour - 105 MBHannah and her ex Ryan take a light fluffy waltz down memory lane and ultimately slur their way through tangents and dating advice with no authority on the subject whatsoever!!!!
Happy 4th! (Fourth of July and also it's the fourth episode!!!)
June 30, 2017 16:59 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MBIn a special pre-Fourth of July episode, Hannah and Chana are back together. They talk Bachelor in Paradise, dating, and receive a surprise phone call from Chana's dad Dr. W!
What happens In Vegas goes on this f***ing podcast.
June 23, 2017 15:47 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MBHannah recaps her trip to Vegas and covers it all; Her relationship to buffets, her sexy British fling, and her endless, harsh judgment of all Vegas riffraff. Also, if anyone from Thunder From Down Under is listening, please feel free to propose marriage to Hannah at your earliest convenience.
"My dog ate your panties"
June 16, 2017 17:05 - 57 minutes - 78.4 MBHannah and her pal George talk the Clooneys' new twins, deep-seated elementary school memories, sexual attraction to Samira Wiley, boy issues, and exchange Vegas stories. Pour yourself a glass of champagne or two... we know we did.
The return of Sonja Morgan and her Nigerian Football Team.
June 08, 2017 03:55 - 1 hour - 103 MBHannah and her best friend Chana dissect Hannah's encounter with a college flame...and then some!