Not Aspirational with Hannah Brown
221 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 254 ratingsA podcast that celebrates our favorite reality tv shows, the not aspirational people on them, and the not aspirational moments in our own lives; the moments that make us laugh, make us flawed, and make us human. From her reality tv recaps featuring snarky commentary and supreme impressions, to chats with friends and idols, and yeah, the occasional rant about junior high trauma or an absurd pop culture deep cut, Hannah is witty, forthright, and deliciously polarizing.
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Episodes
8. Schoolin’ Life with Taylor Wisham
July 09, 2020 05:48 - 1 hour - 88.6 MBHannah sits down with incredible actor and friend Taylor Wisham to discuss their different college experiences due to internalized racism, junior high crushes, quarantine birthdays as Leos, and more! Follow Taylor!: @AWishfulDream Check out this pod!: Dunzo! Follow this IG!: @SirCandleman
7. American Horror Story: RHONYnoke
July 03, 2020 05:09 - 33 minutes - 26.7 MBHannah comes at you with a sensible buzz, a sensible slur, menstrual cramps, and an invigorated new passion for Tiktok! She reveals her most recent breakthrough in her manifestation journey, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY!
6. “You matter, you’re enough.” with Ashley Nell Tipton
July 01, 2020 05:22 - 56 minutes - 45.1 MBHannah is joined by fashion designer, influencer, Project Runway Season 14 winner, businesswoman and creative spirit Ashley Nell Tipton! The gals discuss her Project Runway journey, how she is using her platform to spread self-love and positivity, which celeb she'd love to dress, and so much more. Listen now! Follow Ashley!: @AshleyNellTipton Check out these pods!: Why Won’t You Date Me?, Bitch Is Better Check out this album!: New June by Justice Hill
5. Gambit Could Get It.
June 19, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 63 MBHannah is joined by her dear friend Brandon Little to discuss Old Navy fashions of yesteryear, the empowerment that comes with making boundaries, the Black Lives Matter movement, and more! Follow Brandon!: @BLittle312 Check out this podcast!: Just The Sip Check out these shows!: Insecure, BlackAF This month’s Patreon proceeds will be donated to Black Lives Matter! Head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational
4. Chase it with the Mondo!: VPR Reunion Part 2+3/RHONY Recaps!
June 18, 2020 05:36 - 47 minutes - 44.2 MBHannah recaps parts 2+3 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion, and last week’s episode of RHONY! She celebrates Ariana for saying what was on all of our minds, weighs in on whether or not Jax and Brittany should get fired (spoiler alert: yes they should), and mourns the loss of Tinsley on RHONY! VPR- 6:45 RHONY-32:44
3. SALLY FORTH AND TALLY HO!
June 12, 2020 04:13 - 1 hour - 109 MBHannah is joined by longtime bestie Clayton Joyner to discuss the recent Vanderpump Rules firings, schoolbus and classroom drama as a child, the culinary delicacies of Springfield, Illinois, high school theatre, and much more! Follow Clayton!: @Cajoyne Check out these podcasts!: 2 Black Girls One Rose, Mixing With Mani, Real Moms of Bravo, Bachelor Happy Hour Check out this standup special!: Yvonne Orji’s “Momma I Made It!” on HBO This month’s Patreon proceeds will be donated to Black Li...
2. Ravioli to the Face: VPR, RHOBH, and RHONY with Jake!
June 05, 2020 15:25 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBHannah is joined by her boyfriend Jake to discuss the last two weeks of VPR, RHOBH, and RHONY. Proceeds from this next month’s Patreon will be donated to Black Lives Matter. Head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational to contribute. Also follow Justice Hill, the musician behind the rad new intro music!: @JusticeHill
1. Can I just crawl into your mouth?
May 29, 2020 05:14 - 1 hour - 106 MBIn the very first episode of “Not Aspirational with Hannah Brown”, Hannah is joined by her longtime bestie Chana Wilczynski to talk about crafting, first jobs, college OOTDs, and more! Follow Chana! : @engageonthestage
Hannah and the Ultimate Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn: Jill Zarin!
May 28, 2020 16:27 - 24 minutes - 19.7 MBHannah interviews the ultimate Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, businesswoman, mother, author, and Real Housewives of New York icon Jill Zarin! They discuss Jill’s many projects in quarantine (Noshes for Nurses, making and donating masks), their shared love for Diet Coke, and of course, Jill imparts some classic Jewish Mother Wisdom. Follow Jill!: Instagram - @MrsJillZarin Twitter - @JillZarin Support Noshes For Nurses: Instagram - @NoshesForNurses Head to JillZarin.com for buy one give one masks, ...
Good afternoon, Good evening and Goodnight! : A Conversation about The Truman Show with Diana Espir
May 25, 2020 11:00 - 36 minutes - 29.4 MBIn this bonus episode, Hannah is joined by fellow reality TV addict and host of the hit podcast “You Can’t Sit with Me” Diana Espir to discuss the iconic 90’s flick “The Truman Show”! The gals relate the movie to current pop culture and reality tv, talk more than they intended to about bowel movements, and hypothesize about what happened to Truman after his epic escape! Follow Diana!: Instagram/Twitter - @DianaEspir Tiktok- @CantSitWithDiana
“Let’s get beaten by these leaves!”: VPR Finale, RHOBH Highlights, and a RHONY Recap
May 22, 2020 05:10 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBHannah breaks down the Vanderpump Rules finale, highlights RHOBH, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY! Time stamps below! VPR- 5:32 RHOBH- 36:45 RHONY- 48:30
There will never be another Tinsdale (VPR, RHOBH, & A RHONY RECAP!)
May 15, 2020 04:43 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBHannah breathes a sigh of relief over this week’s refreshing episode of VPR, has myriad issues with Kyle and her bangs, butchers the name of “The Bold and the Beautiful” and has both severe Autumnal FOMO and theories about the psychology behind Dorinda’s rage in this week’s episode of RHONY! Time stamps below! VPR- 6:20 RHOBH- 31:04 RHONY RECAP- 46:00
Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner!: A Conversation about “Dirty Dancing” with Jaclyn Marfuggi
May 14, 2020 05:18 - 1 hour - 97.3 MBHannah is joined by friend, actress, comedian, and host of the hit podcast “What’s Your Jersey?” Jaclyn Marfuggi to catch up, bond over Tiktok trials and tribulations, and unpack the gorgeous 80’s gem “Dirty Dancing”! Follow Jaclyn!: Instagram/Twitter - @JaclynMarfuggi Tiktok - @TheJaclynMarfuggi
All Work and No Play Makes Jax a Dull Boy. (A CHECK-IN, VPR, RHOBH, & A RHONY RECAP!)
May 08, 2020 05:25 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBHannah updates everyone on recent life events (including a celeb sighting!), breaks down VPR and VPR reunion looks, discusses RHOBH, and recaps RHONY! Spoiler alert: Her Jacques impression accidentally morphs into her impression of Monty, Jake’s dog. We're all doing the best we can. Time stamps below. VPR- 10:37 RHOBH- 36:58 RHONY RECAP- 46:40
You psychoanalyzed yourself!
May 07, 2020 06:00 - 54 minutes - 43.7 MBHannah catches up with dear pal of the pod (and TomTom’s star server!) Logan Cochran. They discuss VPR, “coping strategies” (wine) in quarantine, tell stories about moments of kismet in their lives, and dive deep into feelings surrounding grief they've noticed in this downtime. They also get a celebrity appearance from Hannah's neighbor’s new puppy! Prepare to laugh and maybe cry a little too. Follow Logan! - @getlow89
VPR (The proposal!)/RHOBH (A sock bun with Dolce?) with guest Ashley Allen PLUS a RHONY recap!
May 01, 2020 06:24 - 1 hour - 71 MBHannah and her hilarious pal Ashley Allen have a delightful conversation about their respective quarantines, Tiktok trials and tribulations, VPR and RHOBH! Then a couple glasses of Pinot Noir later, Hannah digs into this week’s episode of RHONY. Time stamps are included below for your listening pleasure: Ashley and Hannah catch up!- 2:34 VPR- 20:32 RHOBH- 45:20 RHONY- 1:07:50 Follow Ashley!- @Ashley_Rose_Allen
VPR/RHOBH Musings, Tiki Torches and Tits: A RHONY Recap
April 24, 2020 07:47 - 57 minutes - 46.2 MBHannah updates everyone on how she’s doing (“Not well, b*tch!”), gives her thoughts on VPR and RHOBH, and recaps this week’s insane but wonderful episode of RHONY!
We Have a Season.
April 17, 2020 06:50 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBHannah bestows her newfound soft-boiled egg wisdom thanks to her friend Maggie and all the free time she’s had, considers Roger Calloway’s hypothetical political leanings, and obv discusses VPR, RHOBH, and RHONY! Cozy up, laugh a little, and stay safe, everyone!
Kangaroos and K-Cav, Leah and "Lower Levels"
April 10, 2020 06:36 - 54 minutes - 50.5 MBHannah talks about how she’s been feeling given the state of the world, weighs in on celeb quarantine journeys, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY!
Posing With Fans, Looking Shady: A Conversation about "Walking On Broken Glass" with Brody Murray!
April 09, 2020 00:13 - 44 minutes - 35.3 MBHannah is joined by close friend Brody Murray to catch up and discuss the iconic Annie Lennox music video "Walking On Broken Glass"! They talk all about the stellar period fashion, John Malkovich's hotness in a powdered wig, and go on myriad tangents about Teen Witch and Hannah's troubling childhood relationship to Nordstrom Rack!
Kindergarten is Starting!
April 03, 2020 06:53 - 52 minutes - 41.9 MBHannah salivates over Ramona’s quarantine journey, discusses her extremely distressing experience on tiktok, weighs in on Vanderpump Rules (Lala forgot her place, but don't worry, Hannah's gonna remind her.) and recaps the season premiere of RHONY!
NIGHT LIFE WAS THE MUPPET SHOW!: A Conversation about Girls Just Want To Have Fun with JD Barton
March 27, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBHannah briefly discusses VPR, revels in her VPR debut, and is then joined by recurring guest and close friend JD Barton to chat about their everlasting adoration for the 80’s dance flick Girls Just Want To Have Fun!
Hannah and Danny Pellegrino Leave Gal Gadot on Read
March 24, 2020 04:48 - 52 minutes - 42.2 MBHannah catches up with Danny Pellegrino, dear friend of the pod and host of the hit podcast “Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino”! They discuss how they’ve been spending their time in quarantine, which celebs would leave Gal Gadot on read, and proceed to go on a series of pop culture tangents because obviously.
Agatha from Augusta.
March 20, 2020 23:07 - 50 minutes - 68.9 MBHannah breaks down this week's episode of VPR and RHONJ, discusses her quarantine journey thus far, and weighs in on Jessica Alba's tiktok!
TOE PICK!: A Conversation about The Cutting Edge with Joey Olson (and Coachella Dad!)
March 18, 2020 20:50 - 53 minutes - 43.2 MBHannah is joined by friend of the pod Joey Olson to discuss the iconic ice skating romance "The Cutting Edge"! They talk about favorite scenes, Kate's iconic fashion, why D.B. Sweeney is literally just the coolest, why the soundtrack is just the best, and MORE!
Free Barb. Free Doute. Free Tre
March 13, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBOn this deliciously long episode of Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, Hannah discusses the iconic (BARB!) yet also disappointing (EVERYONE ELSE) finale of The Bachelor, and is then joined by pal of the pod and comedian Michelle Thorn to discuss VPR and part two of the RHONJ Reunion! The ladies give their thoughts on Lala's controversial instagram live, celebrate the husbands of New Jersey, and obv touch on the Corona of it all. Listen now, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes!
Hannah Brown + Hannah Berner: Comedy, Cats, and Matzah Brei
March 12, 2020 07:00 - 48 minutes - 66.4 MBHannah is joined by hilarious comic, host of the hit podcast "Berning in Hell", and reality tv star Hannah Berner! The gals talk about Hannah's exciting career path, dating, the oh-so-juicy current season of Summer House, and staying true to yourself in your hustle!
Trader Joe's, Kentucky "Castles", Hair Chains.
March 06, 2020 06:00 - 41 minutes - 57.3 MBHannah talks about her harrowing trip to Trader Joe's, weighs in on this week's episode of VPR (we STAN queen Raquel!), and digs into part one of the RHONJ reunion!
Diving Deep Into "Women Tell All" with Mani!
March 05, 2020 06:00 - 46 minutes - 64.4 MBHannah is joined by Mani, a hilarious and insightful fellow pop culture fan, meme-maker, and host of the hit podcast "Mixing With Mani"! The ladies dig into The Bachelor: Women Tell All special, give their thoughts on the newly appointed Bachelorette, address the "bullying" in the room and spill some Laura Leigh boots on the ground tea!
I hope they're not gonna use this!
February 28, 2020 06:01 - 46 minutes - 63.4 MBHannah talks about her recent trip to Chicago, stans Jules Wainstein punching her ex in the face, goes in on The Bachelor and VPR, and recaps the bittersweet season finale of RHONJ!
A Place of Laura Leigh.
February 21, 2020 06:00 - 46 minutes - 63.5 MBHannah is HEATED this week as she discusses Vanderpump Rules, the colossal embarrassment that is Pilot Pete and this season of The Bachelor, and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey!
Pulling a Jen
February 14, 2020 06:00 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MBIn this episode, Hannah celebrates Jessica Simpson's new book, weighs in on the burning pile of trash that is this season of The Bachelor, and gives her two cents on Vanderpump Rules! She also recounts the time she pulled a Jen by passive aggressively wearing a sassy tee shirt to Hebrew school in her youth, and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day Bonus Episode With Jake Relic!
February 13, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBHannah is joined by her boyfriend Jake to talk about the beginning of his Vanderpump Rules journey, the time she called him "mom" at a Target, and answer listener questions!
Rats in a Maze and a Long Lost Mario Brother.
February 07, 2020 06:01 - 39 minutes - 54.6 MBHannah touches on the podcast rebrand, gives her thoughts on which Vanderpump Rules character in an old man costume she was sexually aroused by, reveals "her truth" about her feelings on Victoria P., and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey!
Free Snacks, LA, and Comedy with Rachael O'brien!
January 31, 2020 06:00 - 48 minutes - 66.6 MBHannah is joined by comedian, writer, and host of the hit podcast "Be Here For a While" Rachael O'brien! The gals chat about true crime, dating, the entertainment industry, and Rachael gives tons of fantastic life hacks for Angelenos, including but not limited to where to get delicious free snacks while having a chic outing! Listen, rate, and enjoy!
RHONJ Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn/Everything Iconic Crossover Spectacular!
January 30, 2020 06:00 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBHannah is joined by podding prince Danny Pellegrino of the hit podcast "Everything Iconic" to recap this week's episode of RHONJ as well as go on tons of other delightful tangents!
Katie Maloney's Bar and Grill!
January 24, 2020 06:00 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MBHannah recaps this week's episode of RHONJ, talks about her very tragic attempt(s) at running for 5th grade government, and weighs in on the Alayah and Sydney drams from The Bachelor! Listen, rate and review!
Champagne to the face.
January 17, 2020 06:00 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBHannah weighs in on this week's episode of The Bachelor/champagne-gate, gives her opinions on this week's VPR (bye, Max!), and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey!
Peter F***s.
January 10, 2020 06:00 - 50 minutes - 46 MBHannah touches on the new season of The Bachelor and her sexual attraction to Pilot Pete, offers feedback on the Vanderpump Rules season premiere/defines what it means to be "restaurant hot", and goes in on episode 9 of Real Housewives of New Jersey!
"The Trend This Year is No Trends."
January 08, 2020 19:03 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBHannah is joined by fabulous friend, actor, and writer Matt Cullen to talk all things New Year's Eve and 2020! They reminisce on their favorite New Year's Eves to date, make a strong case for why being a Miranda is actually a total compliment, dig into how to pick the perfect day planner, and give advice on how to handle rejecting plans and fulfilling New Year's resolutions!
Justice for Steven Dann.
January 06, 2020 06:01 - 44 minutes - 61.3 MBHannah is out of her holiday doldrums and EXHILARATED to return to an EPIC episode of RHONJ! She makes several Showgirls references, discusses why gummy bears aren't an ideal ice cream topping, and addresses the Versace-clad elephant in the room.
Grief, Grinchy Vibes, and Greatness Going into 2020!
December 25, 2019 14:39 - 31 minutes - 43.9 MBHannah is BACK this week with a holiday-themed episode! She explores feeling bummed out and missing loved ones over the holidays, celebrates traditions both new and old, tells some amusing/dark tales of Christmas past, and encourages everyone to make some boundaries and take care of your gd self this holiday season!
Midge Maisel Could Never.
December 13, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 85.4 MBHannah is joined by Ryan Bailey, friend of the pod and host of the hit podcast “So Bad It’s Good With Ryan Bailey”! They discuss being bombarded with ads for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, revisit their college theatre monologues (woof.), and recap episode six of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Jennifer’s comedy gives Midge Maisel a run for her money, Frank Catania stars in a multi-cam sitcom that’s yet to be made, and the episode ends in a way that’s way too effing dark! Listen now, and don’t for...
Horse Poop Water
December 06, 2019 06:01 - 41 minutes - 56.6 MBHannah recaps episode 5 of Real Housewives of New Jersey and gives an exciting(?) Jason Mraz update!
Dog Widda Bone.
December 04, 2019 06:00 - 42 minutes - 58.3 MBHannah recaps last week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey! She discusses her continued obsession with Jennifer's daughter Olivia, hopes Jackie never refuses sushi ever again, and wants to be besties with Margaret, her Spanx and her extensions ASAP. She also reflects on Thanksgiving, missing her 10-year high school reunion, not understanding TikTok, and gives her thoughts on Jason Mraz! Listen now, and don't forget to head on over to itunes and leave a review. Loveyouthankyou.
Instant Friendship with Diana Espir
November 29, 2019 06:00 - 43 minutes - 59.2 MBHannah is joined by a gorgeous and hilarious gal from across the pond, Diana Espir! She’s an instagram influencer, self-care guru, and host of the hit pop culture podcast “You Can’t Sit With ME”! They chat about Bravo, astrology, dating, Jojo Siwa and so much more! Listen now, rate, review, and make sure to check out You Can’t Sit With ME for the episode Hannah guested on and more amazing content!
Melissa’s 40th, Jennifer’s “apology”, and a Ramona cameo!
November 22, 2019 06:34 - 39 minutes - 54.9 MBHannah gives her thoughts on Bravocon, shows Margaret some major love, and continues to butcher Nonno’s accent. (No, really. Brace yourselves. She's really missing the simpler times of doing her Spencer Pratt impression on the reg.) ALSO: As mentioned on the podcast, check out @GOLDHALFMOONCO on instagram to get your very own legit and adorable Blocked By Jax sweatshirt! Support small businesses!
A Celebration of Larry The Party Planner
November 15, 2019 06:01 - 39 minutes - 54.9 MBHannah recaps episode two of RHONJ! She touches on her Chicago trip, improves her Nonno impression (only a little), and falls in love with Melissa's party planner Larry who gives us endless wisdom including but not limited to the phrase "Classy never trashy." Enjoy!
A Celebration Larry The Party Planner
November 15, 2019 06:01 - 39 minutes - 54.9 MBHannah recaps episode two of RHONJ! She touches on her Chicago trip, improves her Nonno impression (only a little), and falls in love with Melissa's party planner Larry who gives us endless wisdom including but not limited to the phrase "Classy never trashy." Enjoy!
RHONJ Season Premiere Recap
November 08, 2019 05:53 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MBAll the way from Chicago, Hannah dives into the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! She tells the terrifying tale of her flight to the Windy City, celebrates how Jersey is a franchise full of eaters ("I need cheese."), and pitches her reality TV show where all the Bravo Children are plopped on an island a la Lord of the Flies. Listen, rate, review, subscribe, ENJOY!