Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast
365 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 16 years ago - ★★★★ - 2 ratingsVinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
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Slam the door please
December 30, 2007 23:00 - 1.23 MBRepeat after me: slam the door please. Once more: slam the door please. That was good but you can do better: slam the door please. Ok, fine, this one was good, please slam the door, please.
Farms for the men
December 29, 2007 23:00 - 1.06 MBThey need the activity to move their muscles and lose the power to think. If we want to preserve our social package and priviledges, we need farms for the men, ok, we're men too, but not the same.
Nothing better than an oyster
December 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.85 MBYou can love mussels, you can praise foie gras, you can delectate yourself with turkey breasts, but there is nothing better than an oyster for new year's eve. On second thought, maybe the turkey breast.
Leftovers
December 27, 2007 23:00 - 1.84 MBToo much at once and leftovers for weeks to come. This is a fact that I wish I could forget. We'll have to eat through it.
Snails of the Carribean
December 26, 2007 23:00 - 1.13 MBWe must preserve the wonderful fauna of the tropical islands, we must take care of the snails of the Carribean before they are all gone, to let some nature to see for the future generations.
Crocodile instincts
December 25, 2007 23:00 - 699 KBTo let things go out of control, to make things happen in an untimely fashion, to hold on things that don't matter anymore, that's having crocodile instincts and nothing else.
Ginger bear butterflies
December 24, 2007 23:00 - 1.61 MBKelly and John liked to collect old socks. Some of them where still inhabited by our little friends from the savannah, the butter bear butterflies. They are carnivorous, but don't eat men, so there are only a small risk if you fall asleep.
Fulgurant savor
December 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.09 MBThe lemony fruity taste was a perfect blend with the crunchyness and the juicy pulp of the fruit, this fulgurant savor could only be devoured by someone like her.
Hop into the wall
December 22, 2007 23:00 - 588 KBThe running phelmonous chicks wanted to run and hop into the wall, a wall made of plain fruit pasta with a glimpse of citrus syrup. What a dream, but only it, as the world isn't so sweet as we all know.
Hurdles and biben
December 21, 2007 23:00 - 1.35 MBMake her happy and subscribe to hurdles and biben magazine, the magazine for the modern homely man. You deserve it and your home too.
None of the well known stars
December 20, 2007 23:00 - 960 KBPlease be seated to your convenience, none of the well known stars will come, so take a rest, feel confortable and take a nap. This will otherwise feel like it lasts forever.
Volerian headsets
December 19, 2007 23:00 - 1.39 MBStereophonic volerian headsets to get a grasp on all the intricate subtelties of modern sounding hardcore rock combos. Check this out, yo gals and guys.
Not too shabby
December 18, 2007 23:00 - 1.38 MBNot too shabby. Pretty sturdy. Greatly improved, well designed cover box for all the fashionista in town. Complicated relation between form and function, nothing is there to invert the stance.
Abort the frosted jello punch
December 17, 2007 23:00 - 1.61 MBThis was a top secret mission with a stupid name. James knew he was in a bit of a mayhem when he arrived at Lebertovic airport, abort the frosted jello punch was all that could say the blond long-legged stewardess when she saw him, that was all.
Cortex and style
December 16, 2007 23:00 - 838 KBAll the boys need are cortex and style. Good looking babes, fantastic cars, money, fancy clothes are just the artefacts and being stupid would be to deny it.
Well under the pipes
December 15, 2007 23:00 - 1.32 MBShe feels so low, so down, well under the pipes, below the ground, deep into earth and she just wish she'd be drained for something else as boring and casual day to day hassles.
War hot tub
December 14, 2007 23:00 - 1.14 MBMore energy efficient than any other bathroom appliance is the war hot tub. Instant warming up with each grenade or bazooka explosion, and you even get the bubbles. This is a one day offer you may want to consider as you might never find such a bargain again.
Analphabet soup
December 13, 2007 23:00 - 1.78 MBI used to get it sour when I had to compose complete and intelligible sentences from my soup. Now with the new cans of analphabet soup, this nightmare is over, I can concentrate on my food again.
Paper brick
December 12, 2007 23:00 - 1.48 MBScissors, stones and lettuce, combined to paper brick and electrical barb wire make an evening at the Jones an interesting adventure the whole family can enjoy. You can even bring your dog.
The devil is a savant lemur
December 11, 2007 23:00 - 838 KBYour cow liks grass and the devil is a savant lemur. There are way too many lemurs grinding around here but he is the only one with a large brain in lemurland.
Jill and Lucy are friends forever
December 10, 2007 23:00 - 1.4 MBThe two little girls had drawn magical properties from the herbal tea they had drank that early summer afternoon at the park. Jill and Lucy are friends forever, and ever, because of that simple event and foul smelling infusion.
Superbricks
December 09, 2007 23:00 - 1.07 MBNo mortar will be needed for you to build the dreamhouse your spouse had looked upon. These superbricks don't need anything to glue tight together. And they come with a 50 years limited warranty.
Queried to let go
December 08, 2007 23:00 - 1.32 MBHe was told he sould be here before noon if he wanted to make it a deal. He was here, but his farm buddy was not and the delay was expected to be over.
Happy marshmallow
December 07, 2007 23:00 - 687 KBSomeone forgot him in the bottom of the bag. The fire is out now. The scouts are all asleep and the last marshmallow feels contempt. He is a happy marshmallow indeed. Who wouldn't?
Ripe and raw
December 06, 2007 23:00 - 1.31 MBAll the fruit cargo was in as good a shape as it could be: ripe and raw, fruity and delicious. The oranges, the peaches, the apricots where desireable and one could feel the saliva drip from everyones mouth.
Don't kill the tarantulaah
December 05, 2007 23:00 - 505 KBElaborate plans to circumvent the odd animal. Whatever it might be, don't fool the beast, don't kill the tarantulaah. Too late.
Ovoid frascatti dinner
December 04, 2007 23:00 - 764 KBWhile the other guests slurped on the final deserts, the ovoid frascatti dinner associates where nowhere to be found. For sure something suspicious was taking place.
Savant revolutions in a day
December 02, 2007 23:00 - 453 KBHow many savant revolutions in a day can you fit in your drawer? I would not guess more than seventeen, but maybe it would be a bit less. Jeremy at the back of the class had guessed something like twelve, but Deril not more than five. No, really, we weren't savants enough.
Gums and teeth
December 01, 2007 23:00 - 1.15 MBYes, said the dentist before letting his last breath fade away. His dream had come true, a world full of gums and teeth, with nothing else than beautiful sunsets and nake woman to fascinate him.
Erwinzuberlowovski
November 30, 2007 23:00 - 1.42 MBThe inventor of the overlofering vienese vienerschnitzel wurst is a guy named Erwinzuberlowovski but no one cares.
Gogo dancers and shit
November 29, 2007 23:00 - 921 KBAll I want are gogodancers and shit. All I will is sing and jump around in pain. All they'll ever think is noting at all and sanitize.
Lemurs are sailing
November 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.59 MBThey don't walk anymore between three and four pm. Now the lemurs are sailing because it is one of these joyful activities our new lifestyle has imposed as a new means of releasing the society's induced pressure.
The fast cars and the bus
November 27, 2007 23:00 - 816 KBNothing would have escaped the wave, not even the fast cars and the bus. All but a tricycle did it right, and that was the red little tricycle the small Kenny Mitchell Jr had received for his four years' birthday.
Bronze trespasser
November 26, 2007 23:00 - 988 KBFirst place for Jacky the gold wanderer, second place for the silver random walker, and third the courageous yet brave bronze trespasser who cheered us all with his incrdible technique of the sackbag relapse overthrow.
Yellow raspberries
November 25, 2007 23:00 - 1.03 MBA little too early to take, they are not ripe yet. The yellow raspberries tasted however great. Very refined to the palate, not too sugary.
Flow the tears
November 24, 2007 23:00 - 1.46 MBYo my man, let it go. You feel bad, let flow the tears, I won't tell. Let them go, let them wash away all that's gone, let them renew your soul. Rejuvenate.
A wip is no cream
November 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.02 MBYeeehaaa the cowboy is going to cook for us tonight. He is the only one who makes deserts right, because a wip is no cream, you need to master its handling to get perfect results. The cowboy has got the training, and we can't wait for the feast.
Petite pain
November 22, 2007 23:00 - 755 KBNever ever add a e to petit when you try to write petit pain. This is french and pain is of the masculine gender, otherwise it would be petite pain, and this could me misinterpreted. We didn't ask the bread, maybe we should.
Wang and willy
November 21, 2007 23:00 - 875 KBHand in hand they went to the town. To buy some wood they did. So holly and cheerful they sang the songs, they where Wang and Willy and they where happy.
Grumpy old cat
November 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.25 MBThe school kids are in the van. They know they shouldn't have brought Sam the grumpy old cat with them for this chocolate factory visit, but the poor old fellow never gets a chance to go out. This will be a first, and he'll love it, guaranteed.
Jump around and tell her why
November 19, 2007 23:00 - 1.24 MBEntertain your spouse by letting your imagination express itself. For example you could juggle with three chikens and a tomato or jump around and tell her why with a potato in your mouth. These are only two great ways to cheer up the ambiance in your homely life, much better than renting a DVD.
Rupertrainfolg
November 18, 2007 23:00 - 1.86 MBIf you concatenate the first name Rupert with the word rain and add folg at the end you get Rupertrainfolg, which doesn't sound half as bad as what it doesn't mean.
Sweets and lime
November 17, 2007 23:00 - 905 KBHello grand mommy, I thought you'd like some sweets and lime, so I brought you some. Oh thank you my youngster, she replied, I do love sweets and lime, thank you, thank you very much. Come here and lets take a cup of tea together.
Ordinary writer
November 16, 2007 23:00 - 1.11 MBJoel is one of those ordinary writers that just writes ordinary stuff for ordinary readers. His salary is nothing extraordinary and he drives an ordinary car from his dull home to his boring work. In an ordinary world he is quite fit.
The Svens are coming
November 15, 2007 23:00 - 862 KBThey planned this family reunion for a month. Everything was set. The menu was decided as to accomoate all tastes, beverages where the finest that could, even the musical playlist was chosen in order to please everyone. That was without knowing the little detail that would ruin the party. The Svens are coming, and they don't intend to do soft figuration.
I wonder why and what
November 14, 2007 23:00 - 1.25 MBNot to say there are no clues on the whereabouts of the diverse protagonists, but I wonder why and what, and maybe even where the last standing officer went after tea.
Chaussette
November 13, 2007 23:00 - 1.1 MBSay byebye to the chaussette because it is leaving now. Yes it is not late yet, but she's getting bored.
Freaks of the refrigerator
November 12, 2007 23:00 - 1.21 MBThe cheese is as nefastious as the chicken loaf in terms of refrigerator social behaviours. The freaks of the refrigerator have their own laws and beware if you don't respect them.
Broohaaahaaa
November 11, 2007 23:00 - 1.05 MBThe wall shaked, the ground was moving, and then the fissures. Broohaaahaaa the whole building collapsed in a huge cloud of dust and flames.