Bassomatic: daily experimental bass podcast

1,183 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 14 years ago - ★★★ - 16 ratings

It has been more than ten years since the first zand o matic bass guitar podcast, let's try something again but with a few extra comments! Once again the same crappy sound, only and only bass for my part, the same unfinished and unedited grooves as I recorded them on my looper(s), using my old basses, my plethora of effects, and just use some rythm sections I can find here or there. There may be some surprises regarding this podcast in the near future. Yeehaaa! Just another abstract way to loose some time both for you and me! One more thing, this audio file will present three complementary grooves played alone, then the same ones in all combinations with a single drum track.

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Episodes

The nice camera

July 01, 2007 23:00 - 4.37 MB

Hey Phil, please hand me the other cam. No, not the one with the wide angle but the one next to it. You know, the nice camera, the one with the good looking viewfinder and the new paint job.

Canine happy

June 30, 2007 23:00 - 4.83 MB

Felines share to some extent the goods when it comes to share food and social entertainment in our modern societies. But what really is canine happy is often closer to what mankind craves for, thus some advantage to the woof pet.

The train stays still

June 29, 2007 23:00 - 7.18 MB

The time was hard for coal workers. When they had the chance of working for a succesfull mine, they wouldn't get any part of the dough. But when the mine was empty, the trains stays still, and the miner becomes skinny.

Salad bar delight

June 28, 2007 23:00 - 5.8 MB

Take away the eggplant, a bit too mushy, overcooked, the rest of the bar is delicious, it is a real salad bar delight. You might want to take the pancakes extra, but they're a bit greasy.

This is no light molybdena

June 27, 2007 23:00 - 3.96 MB

You though mercury was heavy. James thought so too. But wait until he has to carry an once of this baby, this is no light molybdena. It's really heavier than Elias thought.

Letter to the editor

June 26, 2007 23:00 - 3.53 MB

This is my letter to the editor. I want to say I am shocked by your magazine. The article about lava and derived mesopotamian eagles is not accurate. I wanted to be sure you knew and did everything you could to correct that mistake.

Let the french fries be

June 25, 2007 23:00 - 5.11 MB

If you want to call yourself someone open and free, just let the french fries be. Then we'll talk.

Crusty crumble

June 24, 2007 23:00 - 4.23 MB

Shelly is a really nice cook. She had been studying desserts, and she could bake a mean crust. Everyone would beg her to make their papillas growl, one could just imagine her crusty crumble and drown in saliva.

Little finger

June 23, 2007 23:00 - 4.49 MB

My hands have both five fingers. Actually my feet do to. The smallest one is logically named the little finger.

Ham

June 22, 2007 23:00 - 5.38 MB

The sandwich is made of many prime materials. The salad is first grade, the tomato is really succulent and ripe as any gourmet could desire, and I will not even go on to describe the ham, the butter, and the mayonnaise.

Simple solutions

June 21, 2007 23:00 - 5.52 MB

To complex problems there are always simple solutions. Often you will look at the impending variables and see insolubility, but hey, you shall be optimistic and attack the core of all troubles.

Crushed Emedest

June 20, 2007 23:00 - 2.99 MB

The canary's name was Emedest. Once the big dog had crushed him, there was not much left to sing about. Poor crushed Emedest, he sang so well, and his plumage was so lively.

Rasta far east

June 19, 2007 23:00 - 4.47 MB

'I have the company you need', the pink laden salesman told Mr Gary Grind. 'If you are thinking about the rasta far east market, we have what you need', he looked convincing. The deal was on, GG liked them who said things frankly.

Slobolouough

June 18, 2007 23:00 - 3.66 MB

His name was hard to say. Once memorized however, and naturally once one understood how to pronounce it, it became rather simple. Even to yell it was simple then.

Left hand's pinata

June 17, 2007 23:00 - 4.16 MB

Party everyone. Let's go, let's all have fun. Take that stick and got get it, this left hand's pinata is ready to get hit!

Taylor handmade broom

June 16, 2007 23:00 - 5.07 MB

The company's business plan is relatively lisible. They make all kinds of brooms. Some have synthetic hair, the other's animal or vegetal (bio), and their service goes up to the taylor handmade broom rolls-royce of brooms made of platinum and silk (diamond incrustations extra).

Retain your power

June 15, 2007 23:00 - 6.8 MB

She must deliberately withold the force, she knows she can easily go through, but she must really retain her powers, then she might try to retain your power. But only then.

Dog ready

June 14, 2007 23:00 - 5.07 MB

This house is very well build. From the fire extinguisher on the front porch to the emergency exits from all the main rooms, it is even dog ready with special openings enabling your pets to go inside and out.

Centurion overhaul

June 13, 2007 23:00 - 3.27 MB

Romans where the ones that coquered everything. Without the regular centurion overhaul, they wouldn't have had that superiority on the combat field. This where far better fighters than combat wombats with bats.

Fatless bone

June 12, 2007 23:00 - 4.7 MB

I am a gourmet. I like fat. I like meat. I like to get down to the bone, and leave it a fatless bone. Nothing will be left.

Club of Mitch

June 11, 2007 23:00 - 2.82 MB

Jen has his. Willy has too. Nancy likes to think about her's as one of the best. No you might all want to clean the place, here he is, the club of Mitch will be one of these great things that will mark history.

Mud sorbet

June 10, 2007 23:00 - 4.78 MB

Earth, air, fire, water. Take a bit of earth, mix it with fire-warmed water and blow a constant air flux through. Once the concuction is smooth, freeze it while mixing, and you'll get the faboulous mud sorbet everyone is talking about around town.

Left the tub

June 09, 2007 23:00 - 6 MB

Woops, you're a bit late. Have you been here 10 minutes ago you'd have found him. No, he's left the tub now, and I don't know where his headed to.

Freun's stop

June 08, 2007 23:00 - 4.56 MB

The least I will say about him was that he had quite some momentum. He could nevertheless brake in a record amount of time and Freun's stop was known to be one of the fastest in town. He did work his acceleration thought, and maybe he would be ready for next year's cup.

Crane station

June 07, 2007 23:00 - 5.04 MB

This is the new city. Things have been renamed, things have changed. Michael and Annyu had to find their way using the new subway station nomenclature and more embarassing, the old pocket plan. They should have left at Crane station but the new name they couldn't figure out.

Turn on the mower

June 06, 2007 23:00 - 3.34 MB

This spring was rather humid but had plenty of sun too. The trees grew well, and while the nights where a bit chilly, the days where unprobably sunny and warm. Turn on the mower and go get that wild grass before it get you.

The northern countries

June 05, 2007 23:00 - 6.22 MB

In a world full of contradictions, where the humans get inhumane, where the women are manly and the men girlysh, it is reassuring to observe the northern countries are still north and vice a versa.

Cats are dead meat

June 04, 2007 23:00 - 5.76 MB

For Bill the bullterrier, any furred animal with claws that just lives on their owner's love and admiration is just a cat. For him any cat is as useles as a fork to fight a rhinoceros. Cats are dead meat today, yeah Bill.

Shaking Saturn, moving Uranus

June 03, 2007 23:00 - 4.29 MB

Please don't misunderstand me. I'm a cosmonaut, it is normal and even usual for me to speak about doing things to planets. When I say 'shaking Saturn, moving Uranus' I don't mean yours.

Meuheuh

June 02, 2007 23:00 - 5.85 MB

Cotcot, Beeebeeeeh, wofwoof, meowmeow, meuheuh. Next stop, badass.

Self Tromso

June 01, 2007 23:00 - 7.55 MB

I like norway, I traveled there. I like to go north. So when I feel like it like there, I just apply myself some Tromso. This is what I call the self Tromso. Try it, I'm sure you'll like it.

Slimest idea of tempo

May 31, 2007 23:00 - 7.55 MB

Check out the metronome. He clicks and rings with a swiss watch precision. Check what you play, it sounds bad, your notes are off and in between, not just slightly before or after these, but just where they shouldn't be. Or maybe not.

Wash your hands

May 30, 2007 23:00 - 8.85 MB

When ever you go to the toilets, wash your hands. This is how proper hygiene should be applied in your everyday life. Or if not, don't ever come back a shake my hand, and pet my back as if we where friends.

Be humble

May 29, 2007 23:00 - 3.19 MB

You believe you're the best. Well he isn't. Milly is. She is a mean piece of energy. She just ate him. Now is your turn, so be humble.

For the fake hills

May 28, 2007 23:00 - 5.52 MB

And now I propose a toast for all the fake hills we had to ride with our bicycle. They where tiring indeed, and well, now that we're far beyond them and look back, it just seems as they never where there.

Never ending wake up

May 27, 2007 23:00 - 5.42 MB

'Hey Michael, don't you think it has rung long enough?' screamed Alyza. She thought this never ending wake up was never going to stop, thus never ending, and her nerves where wrecked and irritable. Thus the one responsible will surely have to compensate for the loss.

Some like the scent

May 26, 2007 23:00 - 4.71 MB

What a delight it is to smell those beautiful roses growing in your garden. I really enjoy the fragrant red petals and the souvenirs they evoke. I love your garden, it is so nice. Your roses are beautiful, some like the looks, some like the scent, I like both.

Hundred twenty nine

May 25, 2007 23:00 - 5.37 MB

A hundred and twenty seven, a hundred and twenty eight, a hundred and twenty nine, a hundred and thirty, I am getting thirsty.

Cheese mogul

May 24, 2007 23:00 - 3.97 MB

I know him. He's almost a friend, I kind of hang with him sometimes after work. I like to drink beers with him as he has definitely an awesome drunken conversation. You know, he's a cheese mogul, but he stays rather humble in any occasion, even when a few glasses have got there way through.