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Bassomatic: daily experimental bass podcast
1,183 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 14 years ago - ★★★ - 16 ratingsIt has been more than ten years since the first zand o matic bass guitar podcast, let's try something again but with a few extra comments! Once again the same crappy sound, only and only bass for my part, the same unfinished and unedited grooves as I recorded them on my looper(s), using my old basses, my plethora of effects, and just use some rythm sections I can find here or there. There may be some surprises regarding this podcast in the near future. Yeehaaa! Just another abstract way to loose some time both for you and me! One more thing, this audio file will present three complementary grooves played alone, then the same ones in all combinations with a single drum track.
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Episodes
Fiddling in the rubadub
August 20, 2007 23:00 - 4.85 MBHave you ever tried this. When Shelley got bored she tried it too. The pleasure was intense, a warmth she'd find one of her bests. Fiddling in the rubadub is one of the greates things one can hope for.
Question of relation
August 19, 2007 23:00 - 9.01 MBThis was tuesday on a foggy morning. The question of relation came first to the minds of all the congressmen. They where afraid. But the day just started, and the worse was to come.
Why did you stay
August 18, 2007 23:00 - 5.4 MBI had nothing, you didn't either. Why did you stay, I don't want to. I have no nerve, maybe you did, I wish I'd knew, but I'm a kid, and I can't stand to let it be.
Tailing the fleas
August 17, 2007 23:00 - 6.15 MBWith this new apparatus, you can be sure they have no way to get you lost. If you think about tailing the fleas, just think of me, I won't let you.
Roller toaster
August 16, 2007 23:00 - 3.9 MBYou put the bread, the toaster's red. You like it hot, like in a roller toaster. Your jam is good, the butter too, you let them drop, you eat them now, until there's none.
Funky buttocks
August 15, 2007 23:00 - 5.27 MBFunky buttocks are better than moldy asses. This is what she thinks and I respect it. She has got some say, she had got years of experience, and I like her. She's a good play.
The sweet groove
August 14, 2007 23:00 - 4.49 MBOh, hoho, this is my feel, I've got some pain deep in my knees. Have you heard my love, is gone for good, the sweet groove it is, I wish I'd lie, and let me go.
Melodies that go wha
August 13, 2007 23:00 - 4.32 MBIn a world as today's, melodies that go wha have no more reason to be. Today we need rythm, we need some punch and popular sounds that can sell well. The last we need is something nice one can whistle.
The weeds are off
August 12, 2007 23:00 - 5.85 MBThey could be on, but once again they have come back and died so slow. The weeds are off and off for good, until next time.
Meat balls
August 11, 2007 23:00 - 7.78 MBScandinavian moose meat can make awesome meat balls. The kind you have to chew not because they're hard, but because they're tasty and wild.
First on the skate
August 10, 2007 23:00 - 6.4 MBIf I'd where first I'd go away. But I was not the first on the skate, I just was last, and being ten on one single board is a bit much if you want to make some spin.
Teenage crank
August 09, 2007 23:00 - 3.04 MBJust imagine a teenage girl. Just think your turn when you where so young. Just imagine a teenage crank, and just believe now you're too old.
Desperate naked weed
August 08, 2007 23:00 - 6.36 MBWhile winter lasts, the desperate naked weed just dies. It needs some sun, but there ain't enough, and so life goes a bit too far. Let's try plancton.
Cunundrum brigade
August 07, 2007 23:00 - 5.84 MBThey are a bit lazy but nevertheless dangerous. They are the cunundrum brigade. When hope has left, when the fine words are scarce, you just call them and everything's back. So fun.
Nice jeep
August 06, 2007 23:00 - 5.02 MBWhat a nice Pontiac. I wanted a Chevy, I thought I'd get a Saab, maybe I'd care for a Volvo, but I got a nice jeep. Now I can go ride up to the hill, stop everything there and go camping.
Albeit the waves
August 05, 2007 23:00 - 4.39 MBAlbeit the waves your speaker work fine. Don't you care about the tweeters, they won't let go, it is the woofer that feels a bit tight. If you do it bad, it will be too much, the waves will be so hard, the dome will blow.
Slim as a banana
August 04, 2007 23:00 - 4.58 MBSlim as a peach, you can even be slimmer. That's why all the women say, slim as a banana, slimmer than ever, slim as a peach, you're out of reach.
Dog barks
August 03, 2007 23:00 - 2.9 MBCat meows don't impress as much as dog barks. We don't understand it, but it's a fact. While the dog is man's best friend, we can't feel but the scare when the quadruped barks. Groaf, woof, kouak.
Sneaky sailor
August 02, 2007 23:00 - 3.27 MBWhen on the sea you want to flee, the best you get is a sneaky sailor. One that's all muscle. If you don't care, you can go alone, but beware, nothing's better than a sneaky sailor run on the ocean.
Supertub
August 01, 2007 23:00 - 4.22 MBHo, ha, you drop your feets go into it. They feel the warmth, they ache no more, this is a supertub, with bubbles and all. Supertub, supertub come to me.
Synthetised bubble
July 31, 2007 23:00 - 5.38 MBHe would be true, he would be too. Running and sweating to let all be new. Renewed to be down, he is so lone, he has some synthetised bubble. And lives in, hard as a pin.
Stars in the sea
July 30, 2007 23:00 - 7.53 MBThere are fishes until you can't see. Into the deep, there some eyes, that look at you. There are stars in the sea, there are animals to let you be, in the deepest of seas, there are some lights.
Rent my town
July 29, 2007 23:00 - 3.95 MBPlease mister I need the money. I am young, you where too, please understand what it means. I am not selling, I just want some time to stand up. Pleas miss, rent my town.
Thirsty mouth
July 28, 2007 23:00 - 4.98 MBWarm is the summer. Hot is the time. No water, it's hotter. And I can see your thirsty mouth. It would be cool, it would refresh, a beer, a keg, with ice to freeze. I want it be.
Sceneries from where you are
July 27, 2007 23:00 - 5.92 MBI wish I'd be inside your head, behind your eyes I want to share, the feel and see the sceneries from where you are. I won't be mean, I will share them, I will let you know that I love them.
Lemon curd
July 26, 2007 23:00 - 6.4 MBMake the dessert. Make it light, make it sweet, make me love it, I want to eat. With delectation I want to taste its lemon curd, nothing will ever beat it.
These are the ones I'd like
July 25, 2007 23:00 - 4.93 MBThe old lady was in the flower shop since this morning, and no one could reall figure what she wanted. She wandered between plants and flowers, but suddenly screamed: These are the ones I'd like!
Grgr just my str
July 24, 2007 23:00 - 7.71 MBMichael, you might better know that: zdzfue strimm the blubb! And if you don't like that you might as well grgr just my str, or else.
Super Canary
July 23, 2007 23:00 - 4.48 MBIt is yellow, it is strong, it flies through the air like a speeding bullet, it is Super Canary. He will be there whenever the poor and the needy will be in trouble, to whistle them an annoying and cute little song.
Steaming punk ska
July 22, 2007 23:00 - 3.97 MBDancing and rolling. Rocking and stomping, this is the steaming punk ska you all believe in. Funking and shacking. Sweating and freaking. This is the dance you all wish to loose your mind on.
Swimming pool
July 21, 2007 23:00 - 5.85 MBThis beautiful house has a grand backyard and a nonetheless huge swimming pool. The kids will love it and if you plan on a barbecue next week end, everyone will be delighted. Trust me, it's a bargain.
Nerds on fire
July 20, 2007 23:00 - 4.94 MBLinda, Olga, Ruth and Wendy where going to put some nerds on fire. These mini-skirts where so short, their legs so smooth, it was going to be easy to get the job done. All they wanted was their homework to be done by some nice and friendly nerds. Because the results had to be good.
Butt kicking
July 19, 2007 23:00 - 5.39 MBButt kicking until the day ends, butt kicking you will be king, butt kicking there are no rules, we are butt kicking and nobody's rocking, we are butt kicking, better than a sting.
My ducks are ready
July 18, 2007 23:00 - 3.54 MBYo soldiers. Are you ready? The chinese restaurant is coming to us, we will resist. My ducks are ready, good. Let's make it a revenge and show that the best chinese food doesn't necessarily mean duck. Let's all hail for vegetarian, vegetarian!
Grated cheese and my love life
July 17, 2007 23:00 - 4.64 MBI feel today that grated cheese and my love life don't have so much in common. And this is apart from the odor, the looks and the taste of it. My love life does not seem to melt on pasta nor pizza. And that's important.
This stinks
July 16, 2007 23:00 - 4.83 MBHard to tell you that another was. This stinks. You where all right, it does not smell good. Smells like fish or rotten rats. This is when we all hope a good wind will blow it away.
Sesame and entrepreneurship
July 15, 2007 23:00 - 3.51 MBYou will invest into beer making. And while you're at it, look at sesame and entrepreneurship, it seems promising. Sesame can be found everywhere from burger buns to salads, the wow factor is high with these seeds.
Steaming blotovs
July 14, 2007 23:00 - 4.16 MBWhat are steaming blotovs? They are the feets of pink debelbillius birds. What is special about them is their orange hooks, and the small perspiration vents that steam when the weather is cold. Blotov was an adventurer and had discovered them by the mid-twentfifth century.
Turbo fish and chips
July 13, 2007 23:00 - 6.18 MBMonday morning, she was hungry. She was also late for work. She took a turbo fish and chips, ketchup and mayonnaise, and zoop she was behind her desk, full of energy and ready to carry on all the crucial things that needed to be done.
Snif, it is finished
July 12, 2007 23:00 - 4.05 MBBoohoo, Linda and Markus too are very sad. Snif, it is finished and we will have to wait another year to live something as good again. These winter festivals are so cool, can't wait. Maybe next summer, maybe next spring. That'll make time go faster.
Smart crumble people
July 11, 2007 23:00 - 6.27 MBThey though they could get me, but no. Ok, it was close and they are the smart crumble people, but I'm the one that resisted until now and I don't plan on letting down yet.
Tranquility is round
July 10, 2007 23:00 - 4.56 MBAny old man can tell you. Tranquility is round. Not that they have anything against squares, but that's how things are in the space and time of old men. Young women will tell you it's straight, but that is another story.
Pegasus is, was a horse, not
July 09, 2007 23:00 - 4.31 MBHorses run all in a grand family. He had maybe betrayed him a bit. Just a tad, but Pegasus is, was a horse, not, maybe half a man. Well nobody knows.
Small goats
July 08, 2007 23:00 - 4.85 MBThe field is good for any kind of crop. Moreover, it is good for any animal you wish to feed. Sheeps, horses, cows, lamas, even small goats can find their meat on this kind of land. It is rich, I tell you.
This was a sound and entertaining movie
July 07, 2007 23:00 - 4.2 MBEvery week or so she'd go to the movies. Most often did she choose a romantic comedy to let herself slip out of her dull existence, maybe just for a few minutes. But today she went and saw the 'Elephant maniac hotdog' sequel, and she felt this was a sound and entertaining movie.
My funny friend herb
July 06, 2007 23:00 - 4.33 MBThis is her, oh, and my funny friend herb. He's the one who invented the herb tea all our grammas drink before bed time. Not to diuretic, not to exciting, simply the best. He's also the guy with the smoke mixture, the herb one, yes, that herb.
Restaurant endeavour
July 05, 2007 23:00 - 6.83 MBYes. We are all bar addicts. We are all ones that like to lay sitting and drinking. But sometimes a soul must eat, and there is a restaurant endeavour that we will all once realize.
Sneaky Snaky the wild hog
July 04, 2007 23:00 - 5.3 MBYesterday I was walking down the new avenue at central Dortmall. Midway through my small stroll, I was horrified. This was Sneaky Snaky the wild hog, hoggier than ever, running accross the parking lot, the one and only, or maybe the one of the two of them.
Cherries and pine
July 03, 2007 23:00 - 3.93 MBFruits and plants are closely related. While Humphrey would walk the dog, Hermy, the nice red haired librarian would collect cherries and pine. Like that, just in case.
Real bobs
July 02, 2007 23:00 - 3.02 MBSometimes life holds to some little detail. For example a completely fun and sensual story can just get ruined by the lack of an o. The single missing voyel would have changed everything, including this one story where the real bobs are far less recomforting.