Bassomatic: daily experimental bass podcast
1,183 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 14 years ago - ★★★ - 16 ratingsIt has been more than ten years since the first zand o matic bass guitar podcast, let's try something again but with a few extra comments! Once again the same crappy sound, only and only bass for my part, the same unfinished and unedited grooves as I recorded them on my looper(s), using my old basses, my plethora of effects, and just use some rythm sections I can find here or there. There may be some surprises regarding this podcast in the near future. Yeehaaa! Just another abstract way to loose some time both for you and me! One more thing, this audio file will present three complementary grooves played alone, then the same ones in all combinations with a single drum track.
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Episodes
Lemurs are sailing
November 28, 2007 23:00 - 4.36 MBThey don't walk anymore between three and four pm. Now the lemurs are sailing because it is one of these joyful activities our new lifestyle has imposed as a new means of releasing the society's induced pressure.
The fast cars and the bus
November 27, 2007 23:00 - 2.18 MBNothing would have escaped the wave, not even the fast cars and the bus. All but a tricycle did it right, and that was the red little tricycle the small Kenny Mitchell Jr had received for his four years' birthday.
Bronze trespasser
November 26, 2007 23:00 - 2.65 MBFirst place for Jacky the gold wanderer, second place for the silver random walker, and third the courageous yet brave bronze trespasser who cheered us all with his incrdible technique of the sackbag relapse overthrow.
Yellow raspberries
November 25, 2007 23:00 - 2.82 MBA little too early to take, they are not ripe yet. The yellow raspberries tasted however great. Very refined to the palate, not too sugary.
Flow the tears
November 24, 2007 23:00 - 3.99 MBYo my man, let it go. You feel bad, let flow the tears, I won't tell. Let them go, let them wash away all that's gone, let them renew your soul. Rejuvenate.
A wip is no cream
November 23, 2007 23:00 - 2.78 MBYeeehaaa the cowboy is going to cook for us tonight. He is the only one who makes deserts right, because a wip is no cream, you need to master its handling to get perfect results. The cowboy has got the training, and we can't wait for the feast.
Petite pain
November 22, 2007 23:00 - 2.02 MBNever ever add a e to petit when you try to write petit pain. This is french and pain is of the masculine gender, otherwise it would be petite pain, and this could me misinterpreted. We didn't ask the bread, maybe we should.
Wang and willy
November 21, 2007 23:00 - 2.34 MBHand in hand they went to the town. To buy some wood they did. So holly and cheerful they sang the songs, they where Wang and Willy and they where happy.
Grumpy old cat
November 20, 2007 23:00 - 3.43 MBThe school kids are in the van. They know they shouldn't have brought Sam the grumpy old cat with them for this chocolate factory visit, but the poor old fellow never gets a chance to go out. This will be a first, and he'll love it, guaranteed.
Jump around and tell her why
November 19, 2007 23:00 - 3.4 MBEntertain your spouse by letting your imagination express itself. For example you could juggle with three chikens and a tomato or jump around and tell her why with a potato in your mouth. These are only two great ways to cheer up the ambiance in your homely life, much better than renting a DVD.
Rupertrainfolg
November 18, 2007 23:00 - 5.12 MBIf you concatenate the first name Rupert with the word rain and add folg at the end you get Rupertrainfolg, which doesn't sound half as bad as what it doesn't mean.
Sweets and lime
November 17, 2007 23:00 - 2.42 MBHello grand mommy, I thought you'd like some sweets and lime, so I brought you some. Oh thank you my youngster, she replied, I do love sweets and lime, thank you, thank you very much. Come here and lets take a cup of tea together.
Ordinary writer
November 16, 2007 23:00 - 3.05 MBJoel is one of those ordinary writers that just writes ordinary stuff for ordinary readers. His salary is nothing extraordinary and he drives an ordinary car from his dull home to his boring work. In an ordinary world he is quite fit.
The Svens are coming
November 15, 2007 23:00 - 2.31 MBThey planned this family reunion for a month. Everything was set. The menu was decided as to accomoate all tastes, beverages where the finest that could, even the musical playlist was chosen in order to please everyone. That was without knowing the little detail that would ruin the party. The Svens are coming, and they don't intend to do soft figuration.
I wonder why and what
November 14, 2007 23:00 - 3.43 MBNot to say there are no clues on the whereabouts of the diverse protagonists, but I wonder why and what, and maybe even where the last standing officer went after tea.
Chaussette
November 13, 2007 23:00 - 3.02 MBSay byebye to the chaussette because it is leaving now. Yes it is not late yet, but she's getting bored.
Freaks of the refrigerator
November 12, 2007 23:00 - 3.33 MBThe cheese is as nefastious as the chicken loaf in terms of refrigerator social behaviours. The freaks of the refrigerator have their own laws and beware if you don't respect them.
Broohaaahaaa
November 11, 2007 23:00 - 2.88 MBThe wall shaked, the ground was moving, and then the fissures. Broohaaahaaa the whole building collapsed in a huge cloud of dust and flames.
Zorro and his dog
November 09, 2007 23:00 - 2.81 MBThere are a few myths that persist. For example it wasn't Zorro and his horse, but Zorro and his dog. When they filmed the show they however believed it would look too ackards having Zorro sit on a big dog, so that's how this one started.
Vicking tribe picknick
November 08, 2007 23:00 - 2.26 MBThe only word in vicking tribe picknick that is correctly written is tribe. Too many c's there are.
Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa
November 06, 2007 23:00 - 1.86 MBWho could understand such an absurd statement without a bit more information on the context. Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa could be meaningless unless you knew that his parents actually named him overhad wide space. Overhead Wide Ppace Mitchell Reymond is a nice guy, just has a complicated name.
Swiss carbless fat
November 05, 2007 23:00 - 4.68 MBIt was very interesting for that process to work. Swiss quality, and seriousness, great taste and near zero calories. Swiss carbless fat is the future of neutral cooking.
Quits while it sits
November 04, 2007 23:00 - 2.48 MBI really wanted to say this in English, but I can't find any word to translate the french term contrepetrie. Because quits while it sits could well be one, but it is not.
Derby for a small digger
November 03, 2007 23:00 - 2.1 MBThe derby for a small digger is a once a year event. Anyone can participate. The fee is hundred and fifty two dollar fifty, or hundred and one euro and fifty cents for those on this side of the ocean. Once payed you'll get all the other important details by regular mail.
Fat ass
November 02, 2007 23:00 - 2.96 MBAt first I wanted to say fat booty, but fat ass was a bit more what I intended. So I wrote it down and finally it works as expected, efficiently and expressively.
Join the tremor
November 01, 2007 23:00 - 3.26 MBAnd once again the whole crew felt inclined to invite the blue bell deep diving freestyle team to join the tremor. No cats will be accepted this time. Too complicated to manage.
Frivolous hen
October 31, 2007 23:00 - 2.83 MBA frivolous hen and an egg makes the farm a more interesting place. That's how the everyday dullness is forgotten to the best of incrdible day to day stories.
Rockets and motorcycles
October 30, 2007 23:00 - 3.51 MBIn a near future the only two interesting objects for cyborgs will be rockets and motorcycles. The first to protect them against automatic defense bots, the second to escape from them.
Turnover gig
October 29, 2007 23:00 - 3.67 MBEvery musician gets to change once in a while, this is the turnover gig where everyone gets a chance to play his piece.
Encompassing greyhound
October 28, 2007 23:00 - 4.61 MBHe is an encompassing greyhound, we don't know what that means, but that's what he is.
Carrying some loads
October 27, 2007 23:00 - 3.33 MBThe fantastic group of four they made was carrying some loads. Gladfully they had got those great suitcases we all have seen on the television. Superheroes can use some good technology too, it's not just for us basic humans.
Holly citrus juice
October 26, 2007 23:00 - 2.63 MBThe man made it so because its in his power. The holly citrus juice is above us all, we must respect it. Respect the juice and it will respect you.
Wurst champion
October 25, 2007 23:00 - 1.67 MBI didn't say the worst champion but wurst champion. No, I didn't express myself poorly, you just didn't listen to me well. Please don't try to make a fool out of everyone else than you, you're plain responsible for your incoherent attention.
Sure things are not brown
October 24, 2007 23:00 - 2.02 MBIn the sure things category, one thing is for sure, and that is that sure things are not brown. Even sure brownies. They are more like brownish.
Zilver zurfer
October 23, 2007 23:00 - 2.43 MBPardon my accent, but I happen to be a good friend of ze zilver zurfer and he salutes you thought he could not come wiz me.
Hop enturfer
October 22, 2007 23:00 - 3.02 MBTake this hop enturfer. In your journey through space and time it will make things much easier to bear. Take it from me.
The road to the toad is bumpy
October 21, 2007 23:00 - 2.69 MBVery smooth ride to the dam. The road to the toad is bumpy. No one ever dared to ride through the old cypress path.
A bomb and all that stuff
October 20, 2007 23:00 - 3.16 MBThat is quite a big engine you have there. Sounds like a bomb and all that stuff around makes it even more massive looking. I wish I had one too.
Liability jeopardy
October 19, 2007 23:00 - 4.2 MBHell no. I will not go play liability jeopardy with this bunch of morons. Neil and Evelyne where there too and seemed to have had some hard time, all they wanted to do was leave.
Zenetocadortegua
October 18, 2007 23:00 - 4.89 MBYou are a flower lover. Then get out of your sofa, run through the door and go buy a zenetocadortegua. You will love it. And it makes a perfect gift too.
Lucie is a first name that fits
October 17, 2007 23:00 - 4.42 MBMildred is a nice first name but Lucie is a first name that fits much better with her small and svelte silhouette. Come on, don't be too jaleous, your name is great, you don't have to be envious.
Xiphoid and destoid bones
October 16, 2007 23:00 - 3.63 MBIf I was the lotoid bone I would be pissed off. All the attention the xiphoid and destoid bones receive is way overdone. These bones found in the paleolitical species of rhinoceratops cornulis are so overrated.
Olympic needles
October 15, 2007 23:00 - 4.07 MBThe olympic needles have well defined mensurations. They must weight a maximum of 7 grams, a length of 4 centimeters, and a diameter of 0.4 millimiters. Anything else will disqualify the contestants.
Juvenile hero
October 14, 2007 23:00 - 5.32 MBYes, he is indeed young but that doesn't make him anything else than a juvenile hero nonetheless. He deserved his price.
Master groom and company
October 13, 2007 23:00 - 3.16 MBYou will be very satisfied by the services of this top rated company that is mine. Master groom and company will deliver, I guarantee it.
Eminent responder
October 11, 2007 23:00 - 2.08 MBHe is the eminent responder the Nentumburduesterland group told you about. He is fast and he will get that paint job done in less time than you'll have to say it. And when I say it, I mean it.
Grand finale and lonely brandies
October 10, 2007 23:00 - 3.02 MBIf you wanted to get me confused you could have said you where going to the grand finale and lonely brandies. I wouldn't have understood and stayed in a frustrated state of shock.