Bassomatic: daily experimental bass podcast

1,183 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 14 years ago - ★★★ - 16 ratings

It has been more than ten years since the first zand o matic bass guitar podcast, let's try something again but with a few extra comments! Once again the same crappy sound, only and only bass for my part, the same unfinished and unedited grooves as I recorded them on my looper(s), using my old basses, my plethora of effects, and just use some rythm sections I can find here or there. There may be some surprises regarding this podcast in the near future. Yeehaaa! Just another abstract way to loose some time both for you and me! One more thing, this audio file will present three complementary grooves played alone, then the same ones in all combinations with a single drum track.

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Episodes

Xerox mania

October 09, 2007 23:00 - 4.58 MB

She likes to copy, over and over, she likes to duplicate and let the photocopier go loose. She has that xerox mania, and it's getting worse.

Total vacuum cleaner broomstick

October 08, 2007 23:00 - 3.02 MB

This is one of the most unbelieved advancements in the history of the human kind. This is the perfect mix between the electric appliance and the simple tool for every day cleaning. Total vacuum cleaner broomstick is it.

Funky rhymes

October 07, 2007 23:00 - 3.75 MB

Eleonor was so subtle as to honour whatever dance that shall be brought, Eleonor she had no sore, she was ready and never bore. Eleonor she was so fun, I think we'll always keep her and honor.

Open drafts to go nowhere

October 06, 2007 23:00 - 2.99 MB

I am not going. There are open drafts to go nowhere and I am not going there. Lemernd did want to, but felt I should come with him, wich I will not.

Ample precedence

October 05, 2007 23:00 - 4.68 MB

I do confirm I had enough time to manage the fire and the smoke, I did have ample precedence and didn't take it seriously enough. I agree, but I can not take the fault.

Jump on the table Mickey

October 04, 2007 23:00 - 2.19 MB

Donald is waiting, Minnie is out, Pluto is in the kitchen and you've been waiting for a long time to get drunk and do it. Jump on the table Mickey, and then trash everything in the room, you deserve it.

Lemon distribution

October 03, 2007 23:00 - 3.43 MB

The detail of the retaliation will probably never be known to us, but everything started with lemon distribution. Three years ago the rebellion tried to lock the government in using their droid army, and, as in the old old times, scorbut started to take its toll.

Use your brains and get out

October 02, 2007 23:00 - 3.89 MB

Please could you for once use your brains and get out? It's sunny outside and miss Leslie Dillo has been waiting for you to go play at the park.

Watch the TV

October 01, 2007 23:00 - 1.88 MB

Listen to the radio, read the paper, but don't you ever watch the TV. You might become dumb and then it'll be too late. Don't be a fool.

Elderly saxophones

September 30, 2007 23:00 - 3.59 MB

New isn't trendy. What the people want is free access to elderly saxophones for any occasion to party. Elderly! Saxophones! Elderly! Elderly saxophones for everyone!

What's the matter

September 29, 2007 23:00 - 4.36 MB

What could it be. Years of geological and antropological research had slowly answered most of the questions we thought would help us understand better how the Tellegethy lived. But what's the matter now, doesn't the answer nicely fit together?

Abort the countdown or go away

September 28, 2007 23:00 - 3.31 MB

Please abort the countdown or go away. The sake of our planet is my concern, and if I don't expect you to do it, at least leave and let me or one of us do. Come on, don't shy on us like that.

Fortissimo madam

September 27, 2007 23:00 - 4.03 MB

Please sir, I would like my steak nice and tasty. Fortissimo madam? Yes, why not, I'm in that mood and I'm hungry. Oh, and make another one for Bob, fortissimo I expect. That's when Bob fainted.

Wendy is a freak

September 26, 2007 23:00 - 2.32 MB

All the Wendy's in the audience will excuse me, but the one I'm thinking of will surely recognize herself. Wendy is a freak, but I do appreciate her nonetheless. You hear me Wendy?

Gentle crocodile

September 25, 2007 23:00 - 4.25 MB

Who could ever have imagined such a gentle crocodile? He was so kind with the little kittens. But at the end he ate them anyway.

Xophoid breakdance

September 24, 2007 23:00 - 3.9 MB

Yo the new guy! said Jozzef the tattooed indian guy. Do you know the new dance? Lemmo was not impressed by the tough looks and firm voice. Yo mean the xophoid breakdance? he responded. Yeah, yo know how to practice?

Millions and Sarah

September 23, 2007 23:00 - 4.19 MB

They had these camels they wanted to get rid of. Jim had millions and Sarah, the swap was rather easy but she never really forgave him. What should he care, he was happy now.

Logs in a cabin

September 22, 2007 23:00 - 3.8 MB

I was camping some time ago. Two to three years ago to be precise. Everything was neatly organized with all the necessary equipment and goods ready for us to camp. Logs in a cabin to have dry wood for the fire too.

Be fun and grateful

September 21, 2007 23:00 - 2.95 MB

If the man at the back offers you a grapefruit juice, don't act like a fool Be fun and grateful and cheer the company, otherwise you'll only look dumb.

Kind of a green fandango

September 20, 2007 23:00 - 2.96 MB

Blue, yellow, and green, this is kind of a red, yellow, and orange fandango. Brown, purple, and grey, this is, no, this is kind of a green fandango.

Yes he did because he could

September 19, 2007 23:00 - 3.59 MB

Did he do it because he was smart and strong? Well, yes, he did because he could, because he could he did, and because he did we are currently speaking about it.

Humble poet

September 18, 2007 23:00 - 4.3 MB

Some inexistant poet would be a humbl poet, but then if you are the one who names himself so, you might find hard to convince him of this.

Savages in your automobile

September 17, 2007 23:00 - 3.4 MB

If you think I am the cause of all the mess in your car, you are wrong. The cause is unexpected but nevertheless true, there where savages in your automobile and they are responsible for all the misshaps.

Hotel Desafinado

September 16, 2007 23:00 - 3.33 MB

This is a four star hotel. You will get all the confort you'd expect from a place like Hotel Desafinado, the pool, the bed, the bar, the restaurant, the luxury goods, and that exquisite sense for fashionable items.

Burgler and staplers

September 15, 2007 23:00 - 3.89 MB

I want my ham burgler and staplers for lunch. I am hungry and not willing to negociate. I want my ham burgler and staplers, I won't discuss.

Velocity increased

September 14, 2007 23:00 - 2.69 MB

Humbert would say to Jane that was how things where. She'd however not beleive it, and while the velocity increased, she would start taking things a bit more seriously and understand that what he meant was to be listened to.

Freaking hot cakes

September 13, 2007 23:00 - 4.03 MB

Woa, these are the nasty ones, the ones I did not hope ever to mess with, never to get to know, the freaking hot cakes are so damn' hot, I'm a bit scared.

Helmet decades

September 12, 2007 23:00 - 3.27 MB

We enter the helmet decades where nobody is ever safe without his reinforced hat. For many years to come humans will have to protect themeselves from thes new deadly weapons from the sky.

Yoddling goats

September 11, 2007 23:00 - 6.34 MB

Swiss speciality indeed the yoddling goats are great fun to watch. They yoddle over and over from dusk until dawn. They keep it going and going, dancing and having fun, they are great masters of ceremony.

Froggle the deep impacter

September 10, 2007 23:00 - 6.92 MB

He had a name: Froggle the deep impacter. He was the toughest jet propulsed metal-oxyde reinforced jet missile. Nothing could resist his impact when at full speed. Nothing but now.

Question of turns

September 09, 2007 23:00 - 3.14 MB

Sheila is very smart. She knows it is a question of turns when it comes to employee satisfaction. This isn't the first time she's seeing that kind of a fight, and she is willing to resolve it.

Dirt roll

September 08, 2007 23:00 - 6.13 MB

I have finished eating. I had bread with cheese, and now I need to give a shot at the dirt roll in order to get rid of all these crumbs. It works really well, it is a great invention.

Strong powerhouse build unit

September 07, 2007 23:00 - 5.89 MB

The grey one is well made, it is a strong powerhouse build unit from the seventies. They knew well how to make unbreakable stuff in those days. Now I don't say today's work is not as good, it's just something I came accross. Or do you think I'm wrong? Naaa, said Layla.

People train is for you

September 06, 2007 23:00 - 4.04 MB

Looking for some great occasion to travel accross the continent? People train is for you, the future is not for then, it is now with the People train.

Lemon strings

September 05, 2007 23:00 - 3.91 MB

First mix the sugar into the hot water until you get a smooth sirup. Than throw in the lemon strings. Let them cook for about five minutes and add the ginger. While you keep that mix hot, go get the ice cream in the freezer.

The fire matcher

September 04, 2007 23:00 - 4.41 MB

Thank you for coming by. I am the fire matcher, what do you want? I want fire, said the little piglet. You want fire? responded the fire matcher. Yes! Yes what? Yes, please!

Quest for fried chipmunks

September 03, 2007 23:00 - 4.02 MB

Many historians debate wether or not the quest for fried chipmunks did provoke, or not, the colonisation of the western lands. Not many documents from the time have been preserved, and this matter needs a bit more thought.

The smurfs did vomit

September 02, 2007 23:00 - 6.31 MB

It is a fact: the smurfs did vomit. But our young lecturers wouldn't have been able to cope with the crude truth.

Ridiculous red nosed goat

September 01, 2007 23:00 - 3.41 MB

Jack is a goat. He is well build, as he should be, and can handle fairly massive amounts of work on the farm. Joe is another goat, he is also known as the ridiculous red nosed goat, but his nose is in fact pink. And it isn't so ridiculous by the way. And he's a cow too.

Fat discussions

August 31, 2007 23:00 - 4.76 MB

These are the ones I thought of yesterday. I'm tired of the fat discussions with no sense. I want to be able to hear something else that will make our brain shake, and our hearts flake.

Live the life

August 30, 2007 23:00 - 2.2 MB

No advice will sound better than the one I will give you Hemley. Live the life, live it like you had no ties. Try to get as much as you can because there ain't much left now you know.

Darker than leftovers

August 29, 2007 23:00 - 2.19 MB

You can be scared of me. Yes I am not only the dark one, but I am darker, even darker than leftovers, and this is not all. I am mean, so mean. I told you, darker than leftovers.

Strutter

August 28, 2007 23:00 - 2.93 MB

Since the problems with his feet had risen, he was forced to use his strutter to go around. Now that he was being followed, he felt rather helpless and whished he hadn't been so relaxed on the shoes he had for the marathon.

Julius Deadalus

August 27, 2007 23:00 - 2.36 MB

The last roman emperor had that strange name. In many history books can you find it, but his real name, not the hollywood sounding one, was Julius Deadalus king of Rome, the lioncake emperor. No one knows why lioncake and what it was, but that's history.

Natural made pie

August 26, 2007 23:00 - 3.06 MB

Linda loved to eat sweets. She liked the pies a lot, I can think of this natural made pie, made of cherries and lemon, it was really so good. Mary didn't like linda, but that was it.

Enable my hard drive

August 25, 2007 23:00 - 8.44 MB

If you don't quickly enable my hard drive my system is going to crash. My computer is getting slower everyday and I am sure I will regret soon not having called you to do so before. Please don't make me beg more, I have begged too much already. Thanks.

Five circus in town

August 24, 2007 23:00 - 3.93 MB

There are five circus in town this week-end. Flavio's flying, Rosemario's House of Fierce Animals, Emilio's Happy Family, Sybellio's Space Odyssey Adventure Tent, and John's Circus for the elderly. The last one's success is unprecedented, the poodle show is great, this is for sure.