Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage
257 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratingsAlexander Snitker (libertarian-Republican political hack) and Adrian Wyllie (born-again anarchist and political has-been) banter, blather and joke about current events, while attempting to figure out whether to keep trying to salvage our Constitutional Republic, or just stock up on marshmallows to roast on the smoldering embers of society.
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Episodes
Episode #055 - Nevermind the aliens, we’ve got bigger fish to fry
July 25, 2020 17:52 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBPentagon says UFO’s are not of this Earth and we’re all like ‘Meh’, Trump offer well wishes to his dear friend Ghislaine Maxwell and talks about how he got extra credit on his dementia test, The Washington People will face the Kansas City Mascots in NFL opener before a sold-out crowd of cardboard cutouts, and Adrian will probably spend his government cheese betting on it.
Episode #054 - In the words of the ancient culture of my people, “be polite.”
July 18, 2020 18:08 - 1 hour - 92.2 MBNational Museum of African American History & Culture says rational thought and time are aspects of “Whiteness,” Portland officials ask Trump to stop kidnapping US citizens, hackers blow awesome opportunity for mayhem with Twitter takeover, DeepFakes not just for porn anymore, June US budget deficit higher than most annual deficits, and we pray for a solar storm.
Episode #053 - Free as Roger Stone in Oklahoma
July 11, 2020 17:49 - 1 hour - 98.3 MBAdrian immigrates to the Sooner State now that the Injuns are taking over, Trump hands Roger Stone a get out of jail free card, people with COVID die up to 60-days earlier than people without it, the media is so bad that gay frogs seem plausible, and Alex keeps it real as he opens up about his depression in the second hour.
Episode #052 - I’d be angry and afraid if not for my insanity
July 03, 2020 18:01 - 1 hour - 96 MBAlex and Adrian wonder whether they’re angry at stupid people, afraid of angry people, or just insane, Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself yet, we predict senility will win the 2020 election, headlines are almost always bullshit, and are the Avengers movies really classics?
Episode #051 - Stone age modern warfare and Planet of the Apes
June 27, 2020 17:24 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBAlex almost manages to stay awake through the entire show, Adrian contemplates whether he is a god, Chinese and Indian troops fighting like Thai monkeys, mask ordinance and bar shutdowns means it’s time to find a bare-face-speak-easy, and Spanish scientist report we’ve been crapping COVID-19 for 15 months.
Episode #050 - Cry Me an Egg McMuffin
June 20, 2020 17:13 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBAdrian and Alex have slightly different loud and angry rants on Cop Privilege, Alex learns swing trading isn’t the same as wife swapping, John Bolton finds yellowcake in Trump’s boxers, media COVID-19 coverage full of half-truths, and we’ve pissed off so many people with this show that we don’t even know how to write the trigger warning.
Episode #049 - Chaz: A sovereign nation or just a douchebag yuppie?
June 13, 2020 17:47 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBThe Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) is a new world, full of ironic contradictions and undeniable truths, exposing everything that’s right -- and wrong -- with the modern world, Alex is caught cheating on his bar, Karen chastises Adrian for unsafe dentistry, the guys disagree whether more chaos is a good or bad thing, and are we erasing history or just erasing its glory?
Episode #048 - Farm Fresh Eggs and Bricks from the Anarchists Guild
June 06, 2020 18:10 - 1 hour - 103 MBAlex delivers farm-fresh non-USDA eggs to Adrian, Adrian delivers pallets of bricks to protesters courtesy of Anarchists Guild Local 151, violent clashes between police and protesters claim the life of Coronavirus, stock market rallies after 1.8 million new unemployment claims, and Trump finds a book.
Episode #047 - Sometimes Shit Just Gotta Burn
May 30, 2020 17:47 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBLike forest fires bring new growth, Adrian describes why riots are a natural process of rebalancing power between the people and the state, China flexes her muscles in Hong Kong and the South China Sea while Trump attacks Twitter, new revised numbers from CDC put COVID-19 mortality rate at 0.3% exonerating all those conspiracy theorists who said it would be about the same as the flu.
Episode #046 - Short Bus To The Apocalypse
May 23, 2020 17:41 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBAlex takes his anger out on minimum wage employees, Adrian wants Joe Biden to help him buy a Mexican, people decide lockdown is over and government is like “Um yeah...like...we were gonna do that anyway,” turn off GPS and Bluetooth if you don’t want other people’s apps to track you, and we wonder which pervy, rich, senile white man will usher in the new American socialist dystopia.
Episode #045 - Elon Defies. Be like Elon.
May 16, 2020 17:22 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBAdrian gets poisoned, the girls get a warehouse, the world is opening back up whether government wants it or not, Wisconsin Supreme Court rules shutdown unconstitutional, our friend Dave Leavitt sues Seminole County over shutdown, coward cop who let kids die gets job back and sneeze guards somehow protect poker chips but not buffets.
Episode #044 - The Dangerous World of Black Market Hairdressing
May 09, 2020 18:21 - 59 minutes - 77.1 MBAlex says you can learn a lot about a man by his T-shirt collection, Adrian finds a crowded bar, why hairdressers are now like drug dealers, this ain’t my “new normal” pal, COVID-19 has a high business mortality rate, and we ramble on with a nonsensically profound steady stream of consciousness.
Episode #043 - Is that a UFO in your pocket, or are you just happy to be off lockdown?
May 02, 2020 17:24 - 1 hour - 91.6 MBAlex exhausted from food delivery, Adrian’s house becomes non-stop pool party, Americans finally grow some balls and start defying government, Pentagon ain’t saying it’s aliens...but it’s aliens, NYC mayor calls for round-up of Jews, and we finally get a Libertarian in Congress but Adrian no longer cares.
Episode #043 - Is that a UFO in your pocket, or are you just happy to be off lockdown?
May 02, 2020 17:24 - 1 hour - 91.6 MBAlex exhausted from food delivery, Adrian’s house becomes non-stop pool party, Americans finally grow some balls and start defying government, Pentagon ain’t saying it’s aliens...but it’s aliens, NYC mayor calls for round-up of Jews, and we finally get a Libertarian in Congress but Adrian no longer cares.
Episode #042 - Gimme a Clorox 8-ball with a UV enema
April 25, 2020 17:27 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBAdrian calls you all cowards and idiots and says he wants old people to die, Alex thinks he can outrun the cops in his smart car, Zen and the art of pressure washing, Trump may not be stupid, he just doesn’t know enough words, UN says prepare for “biblical” famine, comedy ain’t what it used to be, and the boys dip their toes in the oil futures market.
Episode #041 - Don’t Ask, Just Open
April 18, 2020 17:17 - 1 hour - 90.9 MBQuit asking the government to open your business and just open your damn business, UN warns hundreds of thousands of children will die from government-made global economic crisis, government wants to loan you another $4 trillion of your own money, and we’re so tired of this virus we play “Name that Tune” for all of hour #2.
Episode #040 - Masking truths & burying lies
April 11, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBMass media misinformation on mass graves gives masses major misgivings, jingle keys to break lease, roughly 2 in 5 women don’t want Alex at their door, mask mistake proves government is either lying or stupid, moms & pops living in shops, and there’s never been a better time to defy authority.
Episode #039 - Greta Van Virus
April 04, 2020 16:52 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBDr. Doom Adrian predicts civil unrest in two weeks, Sunshine & Rainbows Alex says don’t worry be happy...unless you’re standing in line for Mexican take out, the last two lines of the National Anthem have been deleted, and we spend the entire second hour desperately trying to talk about anything but Rona.
Episode #038 - If X = VIRUS, then go to DEPRESSION
March 28, 2020 17:12 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBDoom and gloom Adrian gives his algorithm for the end of the world, sunshine Alex says I’m OK you’re OK and please buy some insurance, we spend the entire show breaking down this week’s events in COVID world because -- well, what else is there to talk about these days?
Episode #037 - In Memory of Scott Legere
March 22, 2020 17:52 - 1 hour - 88.2 MBWe discuss the sudden passing of our good friend, radio icon and voice of the show, Scott Legere and of course, the rest is wall-to-wall COVID-19, and the consequences we’re all going to face from this pivotal time in history. Sorry, not much levity this week.
Episode #036 - Poker in the front, COVID in the rear
March 15, 2020 17:18 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBAlex and Adrian win at poker, Gillum not content with regular hookers and blow, Coronavirus everywhere and we’re a herd of dumb panicky animals, media and corporations creating a recession, while Fed creating inflation, it totally may or may not be Trump’s fault, and why we should all embrace price gouging.
Episode #035 - Fact checkers say 500 ÷ 320 = $1,000,000 + lunch money
March 07, 2020 19:26 - 1 hour - 93.7 MBFace it...Tulsi is hot, media incapable of doing basic math, Alex has a musical “OK Boomer” moment, mobile apps feeding data to cops and I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise, sexist Democrat woman refuse to vote for women Democrats, and that basket on the table ain’t the only white bread at Olive Garden.
Episode #034 - This Show Just Doesn’t Matter
February 29, 2020 00:41 - 1 hour - 95 MBIt’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel...well, a bit under the weather, Chinese ships with frickin’ laser beams, new poll shows anarchy winning, overdosing on LSD turns out to be a good thing, scientists make bugs that crap electricity somehow, and Turkey tells Russia they’ll send refugees to Europe if Syria keeps bombing them.
Episode #033 - Russians and Commies and Fascists, oh my!
February 23, 2020 20:21 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBBurnie thanks Putin for Nevada win, Trump wants his collusion back, Rubio-led conservative group vows to end the free market, Bloomberg to rename death panels “Logan’s Run Administration,” it’s not stealing if it happens at the airport, Greyhound says come back with a warrant, Adrian traumatizes cashier, and Alex tells XFL to get off his lawn.
Episode #032 - Two NYC billionaires walk into an election and...
February 15, 2020 20:10 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBAlex gets scared over leaving subdivisions, Adrian gets mad at veterans discounts whether he gets them or not, Dems furious at Trump for cutting CO2 emissions, Republicans love Florida sheriffs for grabbing guns, militarized DHS troops deployed to take your cash, Adrian solidifies his Coronavirus conspiracy theory, and Alex rejoices in polygamy legalization.
Episode #031 - The State of the Union is Kansas
February 08, 2020 20:24 - 1 hour - 89.4 MBAlex has “amazing” pod experience, Adrian gets confused Uber driver and blocks tornados, Super Bowl stripper routine empowers women, Trump does victory lap and tells Ukraine advisors “you’re fired” in the exciting Impeachment season finale, global warming good for job growth, and everyone gets a participation trophy in Iowa caucuses.
Episode #030 - Human extinction begins with you
February 01, 2020 20:47 - 1 hour - 86 MBAlex’s road to normalcy begins with coffee; we’re still not afraid of Coronavirus; climate change not killing us fast enough for extinctionists; Elon Musk single-handedly saving humanity; Hillsborough County Sheriff feels the wrath of social media; Bloomberg and Epstein and Trump, oh my! Oh, and the Cult took us out.
Episode #029 - I’ll have a Coronavirus with one trillion limes, please
January 25, 2020 20:17 - 1 hour - 102 MBAlex and Danielle get all frisky and gross, Congress is talking about peaches or something, Adrian’s clock is broken, Earth will spontaneously combust when a trillion trees are planted, Alex blocks himself after posting old news, France thinks Virginia protesters are precious, Adrian promises to stop sleeping with dogs.
Episode #028 - At least the gulag will smell like Gwenyth Paltrow’s vagina
January 18, 2020 20:40 - 1 hour - 94 MBVermin Supreme for President, Alex gives a really bad Oscar acceptance speech, Bernie campaign says the re-education camps will be fun for the whole family, frog stem cell cyborgs and Walmart robot janitors hook up to destroy humanity, Republicans want more gun control in Florida, and we should all settle our problems with Japanese swords.
Episode #027 - Throwing Wrenches at Chickens
January 11, 2020 20:25 - 1 hour - 85.6 MBGovernment is an Eagles vs. Giants game with Rand Paul and Mike Lee officiating, and Ricky Gervais doing color commentary. Iran gets itchy trigger finger and Ukraine asks, “Why are we always in the middle of this crap?” ABC tries to sell “Epstein acted alone” narrative, while officials conveniently erase surveillance video of him doing so.
Episode #026 - Dr. Soleimani, or how I learned to quit a party and hate a Nazi
January 04, 2020 21:04 - 1 hour - 96.5 MBIran general probably regrets thinking Trump would kiss the ring, don’t start trouble in a White Settlement church, don’t be a Jew moving into a black neighborhood, and -- for the first time ever -- Adrian shares the complete story of his war with the Nazi sun god which resulted in his permanent exit from politics.
Episode #025 - The 2nd Amendment is NOT for duck hunting at 6am
December 28, 2019 18:21 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBAdrian spins ancient vinyl, Alex confronts duck-hunting douchebags in his back yard, government makes homeless people sleep outside, China says if you can’t beat ‘em, breed ‘em...but beats ‘em anyway, humanity is better than ever and still sucks, Bloomberg makes a boring female prison movie, and we explore whether Melania or Michelle O. would be the better lay.
Episode #024 - Being a Libertarian Cop in an Authoritarian World
December 21, 2019 20:45 - 1 hour - 98.8 MBFormer NYPD Detective John Baeza joins us to explain how his experience as an undercover drug cop made him stop enforcing victimless crimes, we play the “Impeachment Hypocrite Quote Game” and learn that Republicans and Democrats sound identical when the other team’s president is being impeached, Alex goes to church, Trump says more stupid stuff, and Adrian freebases DayQuil.
Episode #023 - Magnolia Thunderpussy will impose his will on you
December 14, 2019 22:03 - 1 hour - 96.5 MBWater heaters are neato to middle-aged men, Adrian tests negative for TDS, Congress wants back door to your dick pics, Alex gets a 5th-grade science lesson, the government lied about Afghan war, the LP Chairman isn’t a spook, and apparently, there’s some impeachment thing going on.
Episode #022 - “Hello, I’m a police officer and I’m here to shoot you.”
December 07, 2019 21:57 - 1 hour - 88 MBMiami police indiscriminately shoot a hostage and bystander, Pensacola NAS shooting proves Trump is Saudi Arabia’s bitch, Biden calls guy fat and stupid for telling the truth, Booker angry over Bloomberg’s compliment, Schiff doxing journalists isn’t fake news, and Chinese torture device reveals America’s future.
Episode #021 - There are not enough towels to clean up this show
December 01, 2019 19:32 - 1 hour - 89 MBAmericans snatch up Black Friday deals on Chinese spy devices, the Snitker’s obsession with towels, Adrian acts 21 while aging his liver 10 years, Trump trolls the world and they fall for it, again, Psychiatry Today and turkeys are everywhere.
Episode #020 - Excuse me, do you have Prince Andrew in the can?
November 23, 2019 21:12 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBAdrian watches impeachment proceedings to see who picks their nose, Epstein recorded all visitors’ “O” face and poop face, Prince Andrew makin’ bacon, there’s a hole in Trump’s border wall plan you can drive a truck through, the Fed wants to create a second currency out of thin air, and special guest Brandon Jones joins us to talk about serious stuff like comic book characters.
Episode #019 - I’m Juror #35 bitches!
November 16, 2019 21:14 - 1 hour - 95.4 MBAdrian’s pros and cons of being an anarchist on federal jury duty, Alex gets a stark reminder of why he’s anti-war like most veterans, Hong Kong protesters willing to die for their cause, take a walk on the wild side....with a 7ft tall drag queen at the impeachment hearings, and will Stone and Guiliani end up on the bus or under it?
Episode #018 - The media didn’t kill himself
November 09, 2019 20:16 - 1 hour - 91.6 MBABC gets busted for killing Epstein story, CBS fires ABC whistleblower, Katie Couric dines with convicted pedophile while #MeTooing others, as we all wonder whether the full story is too big to be told, also Rubio makes Pope cringe and Mussolini smile, and Home Depot runs sale on cordless border wall remover.
Episode #017 - You can have my compromise when you pry it from my cold, jazz hands
November 02, 2019 19:27 - 1 hour - 89.6 MBOn the 9th Anniversary of his loss to Rubio, Alex goes clothes shopping while Adrian yanks his hose, famed M.E. says Epstein was murdered and everyone is like “Duh!”, new poll reveals 80% of Americans don’t have any idea what the word “compromise” means, Regan hires firefighting goats, and if you like this show shake your jazz hands.
Episode #016 - Congress creates throuple porn
October 26, 2019 02:09 - 58 minutes - 79.9 MBYou’re a bitch sir, and you’ve gone too far, Trump sends tanks to Colorado or somewhere, federal government borrows money from banks who borrowed money from Fed who printed money from nowhere, Putin pulls plug to preempt protests, World protests like it’s 1776 but we don’t because McRib, and Congresswoman Katie Hill makes hot porn.
Episode #015 - Please stop making us talk about Trump
October 19, 2019 19:45 - 1 hour - 84.7 MBTulsi “The Tease” mic drops Queen Warmonger Hillary, G7 gang decides to crash at Trump’s pad, Erdogan receives a smiley-face letter and macaroni art from Trump, millionaire Democrats fight over who is the bigger socialist, Alex declines new Frontier, Danielle has nothing to say, Adrian beats up 12-year-olds.
Episode #014 - I’m not a hypocrite, you are!
October 12, 2019 21:10 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MBTrump pulls out the same way your dad did, Californians in the dark over fire danger, Republicans fail to attack Bush for hanging out with Ellen, rifles found to be inefficient at killing people, you’re not making any friends, and South Park says F.U. to the Chinese government.
Episode #013 - This show is satire...I think
October 05, 2019 20:01 - 1 hour - 88 MBAdrian says start James Conner on your fantasy team, Alex gives Tea Party a dose of anarchy, crazy Rudy and baby eaters usher in golden age of satire, Florida woman dies in port-o-potty explosion, saving money will get you fired from the Pentagon, Danielle joins us to expose maniacal midget masquerading as minor, the new UB dictionary needs a thesaurus, and 5G won’t fry your brain but will track your ass.
Episode #012 - Both parties are predators, and you’ve been Roofied
September 28, 2019 12:45 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBPasco County hookers are marketing geniuses, flood insurance makes for vacant non-barge waterfront properties, award shows are stupid and football games are too expensive, politics is making you crazy, John McAfee does McAfee stuff again, cute little girl gets angry at UN, and corrupt politicians investigate corrupt politician investigating corrupt politicians.
Episode #011 - Redefining inflation in a post smallpox world
September 21, 2019 19:23 - 1 hour - 97.1 MBGeneralissimo Francisco Franco is still dead and the rainforest is still there, Alex the introvert gets leafy with it, Fed injects money into banks but don’t call it inflation, Saudi Arabia is the 51st state, nobody wants to be a cop, Navy chases little green men, and the Marines Coyote Battalion has been captured.
Episode #010 - Cancel the “FREE ALEX” T-shirt order
September 14, 2019 19:43 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBAdrian hacked by extortionists, Trump fires warmonger Bolton he hired, Republicans outspend Democrats by a record margin, silly lawmakers - vapes aren’t for kids, Alex beats the rap, gun grabbers get scared by reality, and Biden will use Yang’s $1,000 per month to buy new dentures.
Episode #009 - Barefoot in a baby car
September 07, 2019 19:24 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBAlabama wonders why Dorian didn’t give them any cocaine, Chappell throws Rotten Tomatoes, Trump wants your F.A.G. social credit score (Facebook, Amazon, Google) to decide whether you can buy a gun before Beto and Bernie take it away, union can’t figure out how to make automated checkout machines pay dues, and Hong Kong ‘Mericas’ better than us.
Episode #008 - Life is a Cone of Uncertainty
August 31, 2019 19:51Your hurricane preparations are making Florida Man cringe, Rubio steals our lines in Storytime, Adrian reluctantly defends Biden and Sanders on technicalities, Alex is going to Disney World to troll the TSA, and your doorbell is literally Hitler.
Episode #007 - Dear God of Greenland, please save the Rain-forest
August 25, 2019 03:13 - 1 hour - 92.9 MBOsama Bin Wyllie to visit GOP, Snitker crashes the candidate forum in storytime, the Amazon predictably burns again this year, The Chosen One will save us from cheap consumer goods, Overstock CEO is a spook, Drejka jury gets the verdict right, and NBC gets the electoral college wrong.