Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage
257 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratingsAlexander Snitker (libertarian-Republican political hack) and Adrian Wyllie (born-again anarchist and political has-been) banter, blather and joke about current events, while attempting to figure out whether to keep trying to salvage our Constitutional Republic, or just stock up on marshmallows to roast on the smoldering embers of society.
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Episode #154: Can’t we just be the neglected kids in America’s messy divorce?
July 09, 2022 15:56 - 59 minutes - 92.6 MBAlex’s Uber stories keep getting weirder, anger and distrust in American way of life becoming zeitgeist, China uses AI mind reading to ensure party loyalty, Georgia Guidestones are no more, Somali Muslims and Alt-Right Christians find common ground, Florida man beats neighbor’s cock, and don’t park in your own driveway.
Episode #153: Karen, get your gun!
July 02, 2022 17:05 - 59 minutes - 92.8 MBAdrian and Alex answer listener questions poorly, over 25% of Americans ready to take up arms against the government as the shining city on the hill dims globally, LAPD practice crowd control by beating fellow cop to death, SCOTUS welcomes Satan & L. Ron Hubbard into schools, and is that my Plan B delivery from Amazon or an undercover officer with my app data?
Episode #152: Shocker the Monkeypox
June 25, 2022 18:11 - 59 minutes - 92.5 MBAlex gets suspended in multiple ways, Adrian supports rampant election fraud, we wonder whether Replacement Theorists realize SCOTUS overturning Roe means more minorities, CDC recommends fully-clothed sex and social-distance masturbation, Google’s AI hires a lawyer, and unfortunately the next solar flare probably won’t be “The Big One.”
Episode #151: Is Democrat’s New Hero Mike Pence Actually Sentient?
June 18, 2022 18:37 - 59 minutes - 91.5 MBAlex and his pal Uber are fightin’ around Tampa Bay (toot, toot!), Adrian wonders how to prove AI sentience and then questions yours, Clintons take a break from pedophilia and murder to warn of demise of democracy, government keeps pissing off Americans then barricading themselves from us, Biden takes a tumble, and it comes as little surprise that Trump was delusional.
Episode #150: This Coup Brought To You By Progressive
June 11, 2022 17:12 - 59 minutes - 93.8 MBAlex thinks Ubering drunks is his spiritual calling, Adrian gets emotionally patriotic over all the wrong things, Congressional Jan. 6 hearing gets a 20 share for sweeps week, China eyes eastern Russia, former Clinton-Epstein facilitator commits suicide by simultaneously hanging and shooting himself, and dropping your car insurance could save you $2 million.
Episode #149: Scientists F-around and find out…Rage Hamsters
June 04, 2022 17:39 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBAdrian’s “hall pass” dream isn’t what he hoped for, Alex Ubers a cringe-worthy white chick, scientists accidentally create zombie rodents, cops use kid’s poor-taste joke for photo op, Uvalde hero mom tells her story, homeless at the gates of Disney, “Jewface” enters the cancel-culture game, Steube gets his gats, and Dems & GOP agree it’s time to assassinate politicians.
Episode #148: Cops successfully prevent parents from saving kids
May 28, 2022 17:48 - 1 hour - 92.8 MBAlex & Adrian express outrage over cowardly cops allowing mass murderer to kill 22 children and detaining parents who attempt to save them, “733t” state-sponsored Russian hackers get pwned, computer scientists call AI “alien tech” and “alchemy,” Southern Baptists go full Vatican in sex abuse coverup, and right and left agree that ain’t your house.
Episode #147: PSYOP or did Voyager 1 locate Dark MAGA?
May 21, 2022 17:16 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBAlex Ubers Beabadoobee and FindsAGoodDoobie, Adrian gets subpoenaed in goat boy saga, Army releases creepy AF “Ghost In The Machine” video and we don’t know what to think by design, deep space probe needs “noclip” cheat code, Cawthorn implodes, Putin yields, UFOs descend, AI personifies, and how many hands to you need to rub one out?
Episode #146: Driving Miss Crazy
May 14, 2022 17:40 - 1 hour - 90.3 MBAlex gets speakeasy access and learns tips for cooking meth in the new “Uber Confessions” segment, Adrian realizes he has no life after spending hours on plan to terrify Indian scam callers, crypto bros still HODLing, we’re praying that Vlad and Xi live long enough to start a nuclear war, and how do you tell which Korean twin didn’t drink the fluoride?
Episode #145: Wombs, War, and The Causality of Correlation
May 07, 2022 17:18 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBAdrian unveils his “Abortion Love Boat” business plan, we finally find a political issue in which the majority of Americans agree with us, Putin likely to push the button this week, Moscow Chapter of the International Guild of Professional Anarchists gives video tutorial on proper Molotov Cocktail deployment, and it turns out they weren’t talking about “environmental” impact.
Episode #144: From Russia With Love, Signature Incomprehensible
April 30, 2022 17:08 - 59 minutes - 91.5 MBAlex says old people need to start loving brown people if they want their checks to keep coming, Adrian examines Florida law designed to do nothing but give both sides primary election red meat, Russian “intelligence” stages false flag with hilarious blunders, Congresswoman uses cleavage to hypnotize colleagues, and everyone missed the point of FBI spying on Americans.
Episode #143: Bayraktar
April 23, 2022 18:09 - 59 minutes - 91.3 MBAlex wants to be an expat…but he’s really a cult leader, Adrian’s pet goatboy goes free, Easter Bunny saves America from unscripted Biden, may the blessing of St. Javelin be upon you, TN lawmakers go full Libertarian without knowing it, UK news hit piece on Slab City anarchy seems more like a travel brochure, sabotage and insurrection growing in Russia, and we’re now only about a week away from a nuclear war.
Episode #142: Can you feel the love tonight?
April 16, 2022 17:32 - 59 minutes - 91 MBAlex has road rage over friendly motorists, Adrian is totally into reptilian orgies, Ukrainian missiles make Russian sailors wet, Putin fantasizes about releasing his big payload, Twitter tells Musk “no means no,” COVID has gotten so bad that you don’t even notice, Disney helps cops abuse the public, and America is a nation run by elderly dementia patients.
Episode #141: Free Speech for Me, Not for Thee
April 09, 2022 18:44 - 59 minutes - 88.8 MBAlex may be losing 33% of his friends, Adrian thinks it’s actually 50%, Musk guarantees he won’t get Trumped on Twitter, Cali has most gun laws AND most gun violence – but fails to see the connection, FBI’s kidnapping plot fails to get any convictions, how Zelensky is becoming 21st Century Churchill and mainstream media says COVID conspiracy theorist were right all along.
Episode #140: From Hollywood to Moscow, it’s the Era of the B*tch Slap
April 02, 2022 17:29 - 1 hour - 89.4 MBAlex has $25 lobster mac ‘n cheese on Indian reservation, Adrian plays ‘No True Scotsman’ card, we hope that Trump and Hunter Biden share the same prison cell with Epstein’s guards watching them, Google founder helps to build Terminator army, Joe Biden’s dementia may actually save the world, and are Congressional coke-fuelled orgies ADA compliant?
Episode #139: Honestly, nihil est verum
March 26, 2022 17:35 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBAlex will grant you one favor on this the day of his “daughter’s” dance, Adrian discovers the fundamental flaw of humanity…then realizes his theory is fundamentally flawed, Magnolia Thunderpussy and Dodge Cruz grill Lawyers in Love, future Best Actress recipients likely men, we dig into Putin’s brain, and hopefully the giant solar flare is coming soon.
Episode #138: Drones track Juicee chick assassins with Orbeez
March 19, 2022 17:23 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBAlex once again wants to commit genocide over fast-food drive-through rudeness, Starbucks saves the planet by becoming 7-11, just admit it – you wouldn’t do a damn thing if America got invaded, Cuomo was secretly stacking bodies while basking in praise for his COVID response, the odds of a global apocalypse sadly decrease, and what’s with all these Russian-speaking Mexicans?
Episode #137: It ain’t over ‘til the skinny lady dances
March 12, 2022 18:11 - 1 hour - 91.6 MBAlex goes full Gay Frog while Adrian tries to restore his faith in government, one man’s bioweapon lab is another man’s Wuhan, NeoCons should put their body where their mouth is, somebody should take away Biden’s hashtag privilege, IRS spends Billions on 1960’s computer system to audit the poor, and Vax pushing Florida pediatricians ask, “Yeah, but did they die?”
Episode #136: Let’s drop the big one and see what happens
March 05, 2022 18:14 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBAlex leers lasciviously at leotards, Adrian’s personal broken window fallacy, Magnolia Thunderpussy just meant Russians should show Putin a good time, don’t shoot the reactors, news is now a felony in Russia – but still only a misdemeanor in US, Melinda throws Bill under the Epstein, and we discuss the upside of a global thermonuclear war.
Episode #135: We’re back in the USSR
February 27, 2022 18:12 - 1 hour - 90.9 MBThe left learns citizens with assault rifles are a good thing, Adrian learns a better recipe for Molotov cocktails, Alex learns how to say “go f*** yourself” in Russian, the right fails to learn anything at all, police fail to learn Minority Report was a cautionary tale, and will we all learn a nuclear holocaust is best hope for humanity’s survival?
Episode #134: Nelson Mandella effects Adrian’s charity chop shop
February 19, 2022 18:17 - 59 minutes - 91.3 MBAlex recovers from Jazzercise, FDA executive admits it’s all about the Benjamins, the battle for Kyiv/Kiev may have just begun as Russia spins up her nukes, Hillary’s email server found in a file box at Mar-a-Lago and Trump’s ripped up documents found in her basement – or something like that, Epstein’s pimp didn’t kill himself either, and “Would you like to SuperSize your heroin?”
Episode #133: We are your trusted source for mis- dis- mal-information
February 12, 2022 18:42 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBAlex keeps cool in travel hell, Weeble rapists in the Metaverse, robot dogs on the border, Fed plans to break the economy worse, Putin gonna start shootin, science shows we were right about COVID, ATF says they did actually make gun registry, CIA says they were spying on us all along, and DHS calls us terrorists for pointing all that out.
The Best of Unattended Baggage Volume #001
February 05, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBEnjoy some of the great segments of the Unattended Baggage Show with Alexander Snitker and Adrian Wyllie
Episode #132: The Spice Melange
January 29, 2022 18:51 - 59 minutes - 91.1 MBJeff Goldblum takes all Alex’s money, only sisters qualify for SCOTUS – stupid SOBs need not apply, Ender’s Game robot war with Russia and/or China more likely every day, government kills refuge animals because they might die otherwise, semen is not 5G compatible, Disney to release “Snow Latina and the seven little people,” and space octopuses are really a thing.
Episode #131: Adrian’s Ego gets Mugged, Alex’s Yugo takes him to Egoville
January 22, 2022 18:36 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBOlympians told to bring burners ‘cause Xi will be listening, three good reasons to distrust government and do heavy drugs, your face is the new 1040 form, apparently the Fed doesn’t know they already have a digital currency, a person did something to some people that may or may not have been terrorism, and Tom Cruise gets one step closer to Xenu.
Episode #130: Don’t Panic. It’ll all be over soon.
January 15, 2022 18:27 - 59 minutes - 90.5 MBAdrian mistaken for a bear, Alex is rollin’ tiny, Florida-style freedom branded authoritarian, record-breaking transgender swimmer finally beaten by another transgender swimmer, the Metaverse is gonna milk you, Army training to kick your anti-authority ass, Russia and US accuse each other of false flags…and they’re both probably being honest for once.
Episode #129: If you believe “My Body, My Choice,” you might be a Libertarian Zealot
January 08, 2022 17:55 - 1 hour - 93 MBAdrian is convinced he’s either a prophet or a psychotic, Alex still living in his garage trying to understand fire, world-renowned virologist banned from social media for questioning vaccines he invented, SCOTUS poised to neuter POTUS, you’re a suspect because the algorithm says so, and “farm in a box” may be the way to feed the world.
Episode #128: Men Are From Mars, and They’re Taking Over Venus
January 02, 2022 17:36 - 1 hour - 94.3 MBAdrian confronts his New Year superstitions, Alex gets aroused by 3D house erection, NYC correctly offers race-based COVID treatment for all the wrong reasons, your digital assistant is trying to kill you, D-bags torch Southernmost Point buoy, China parades COVID rule-breakers through streets…and that’s the least totalitarian thing they’ve done this week.
Episode #127: The Yuletide Tale How Momma Rocked the Casbah
December 26, 2021 17:33 - 1 hour - 92.6 MBAdrian learns more of his origin story that he didn’t necessarily want to know, Alex’s Alexa gets an earful with the girls and a new massage table, Biden gives a Christmas wish of “Let’s Go Brandon,” we get all geeky with Science Sunday, GenX says 2020-2021 wasn’t so bad, and Conservatives say Trump is senile, but they still support him in 2024.
Episode #126: Saving Matt Damon from Utopian Anarchy
December 18, 2021 18:10 - 1 hour - 89.6 MBAlex encounters racist Jewish librarians, Adrian gets lost due to crippling paranoia, quoting the government will get you banned from social media, dogs and monkeys go to war, pedo prince says raping children is “constitutional,” AI argues for banning AI, NYC burns more natural gas to limit natural gas use, and why Trump vs. Hillary in 2024 would be awesome.
Episode #125: A foggy night with Syd & the boys
December 11, 2021 18:17 - 59 minutes - 89.9 MBAlex and Adrian get carried away with music appreciation, scientists are “meh” over SuperAIDS COVID while media & governments freak out, Joel stashed the money in the John, Authoritarians gather to warn about Authoritarians spreading Authoritarianism, and the future looks bright as we stumble headlong into WWIII.
Episode #124: We’ll call it SuperAIDS COVID if that’s OK with China
November 27, 2021 18:12 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBAdrian teaches kids how to drink beer properly, nearly a third of US military about to be fired, Jimmy Hoffa possibly found, trash-talking parrots offend zoo visitors, industry sour on Biden’s crude, Acme rocket launch misses Roadrunner, and aliens may actually just be humans with a bewildering array of forehead appliques.
Episode #123: Let’s Go Colon! Hail to the Chieftess!
November 20, 2021 17:55 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBAdrian loses major battle in Great Squirrel War, racist Rittenhouse found not guilty of killing white people, NIH pays scientist $13M to dispute Wuhan lab leak theory, Biden finally passes 7th grade economics, Russians play Star Wars, most Americans say, “Meh, I’m cool with a civil war,” and FDA promises to release adverse vax data in 55 years.
Episode #122: Slaves Wanted: $660,000 Base Salary Plus Cheerleaders
November 13, 2021 18:21 - 59 minutes - 87.9 MBAdrian has existential crisis over missing hands, Alex intervenes with hoarder, Pfizer CEO calls vax skeptics “criminals” day before report reveals he falsified vax side effect data, it’s up to us old men to repopulate the planet, new spaceship is WAY too sci-fi, Satanic ritual turns into concert, and I’ll have the Communism with a side of gold-plated steak.
Episode #121: R Anon and Racial Squid Bias
November 06, 2021 17:04 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBSquirrels 1, Hawks 0, Facebook Metaverse wags the simulated dog, some elections happened or something, Mainers make food a Right -- but not how you think, the rise of UK troll jail, lost Amazonian tribe gets vaxxed, Elon calls UN’s bluff, Trumpster Karen loses her White Privilege, and global elite fly 400 private jets to stop global warming.
Episode #120: 44 Puppies is a Tragedy, 5 Million People is a Statistic
October 30, 2021 17:14 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBAlex is Kung Fu fighting...kinda, Adrian partially comes out as gender fluid, CIA operative claims he trained Lee Harvey Oswald as a sniper, government kills man over unmowed lawn, NYC braces for crime, fires, and uncollected trash in vax mandate standoff, and maybe NASA shouldn’t have spent all that money on fapping porpoises.
Episode #119: We’re as accurate as Alec Baldwin with a prop gun
October 23, 2021 17:30 - 59 minutes - 89.4 MBNIH admits they did gain of function at Wuhan but say we shouldn’t focus on that right now, first responders risk jobs to say no to vax, ChiComs have your DNA, Florida wants your shipping containers, paranoia and psychosis are the “new normal,” vaccinated 84-year-old with Parkinson’s and bone cancer dies of COVID, Trump social platform touts free speech...as long as you don’t annoy him.
Episode #118: 2 Presidents, 1 Cup
October 16, 2021 17:22 - 1 hour - 91 MBAdrian has close call with poop in a box, robot dogs with machine guns are now a thing, this week’s solar flare disappoints by failing to cause apocalypse, airline pilots losing jobs for not getting vax -- weather blamed for flight delays, Epstein planned to spill beans on Clinton and Trump before not killing himself, and shoplifters are frustrated by empty store shelves.
Episode #117: “Let’s Go Brandon,” says AT&T Spokesperson Lily
October 09, 2021 16:50 - 59 minutes - 89.4 MBAdrian sprains elbow patting himself on the back for accurate predictions, US sends troops to Taiwan and China vows to “eliminate” them, Facebook “whistleblower” cozy with government, God’s fire and brimstone apparently wasn’t a myth, and Biden makes a “television” call to hospital so friend can cut line after vax mandates cause staff shortages.
Episode #116: When The Civil War Comes, We’ll Side With The Ninjas
October 02, 2021 17:17 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBAdrian accuses Indians of cultural appropriation, Alex gets an offer he can’t refuse, almost half of Americans want to split up US and install dictators, YouTube CEO says they delete content because they believe in free speech, US special ops troops attacked by ninja, the Land Down Under the jail, and Treasury may forge one coin to pay them all.
Episode #115: We Did It!
September 25, 2021 17:11 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBLeaked document suggests Chinese, CDC, NIH and Gates Foundation collaborated to create COVID at Wuhan lab, Capt. Kirk will go to space for real, life imitates South Park again, one giant CO2 scrubber online...only 9,999,999 to go, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) says slavery wasn’t so bad, Bill Gates implies he killed Jeffrey Epstein, and Alex and Adrian give their Top 10 movies of all time.
Episode #114: Government Always Lies, But They At Least Give You Dancing Tacos
September 18, 2021 16:52 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBClimate Change is apparently good for reducing immigrants, FBI says “My Bad” for not telling America that Saudi Government was behind 9/11, Fauci grudgingly accepts the science, HUD sells flood homes to unwitting Americans to keep FEMA well funded, Gen. Milley gave Trump a time-out and took away his nukes, Socialist Congresswoman blames racism for running her office like an evil capitalist.
Episode #113: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Rise For Your Personal Anthem
September 11, 2021 17:28 - 59 minutes - 90.5 MBAlex plans to throw things at transvestites, Adrian gets excited about a new potential disaster, UF adds 100 AI professors, Biden says we shouldn’t mandate vaccines...then mandates vaccines, it’s not because you’re fat sweetheart, Florida pothole yields bananas, and will mind-reading car know you weren’t *seriously* thinking about running over that old lady?
Episode #112: Is Climate Change Responsible for Male Pubescent Libido?
September 04, 2021 16:59 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBAlex checks his privilege and confronts prejudice, Adrian finding and filling holes everywhere, rent-free tenants causing homeless landlords, debate brews whether birth control is a basic robot right, Biden in hurry to wrap up troop funerals, gUNs, vegans can believe it’s not butter, and Ida blamed CO2 if Ida known better.
Episode #111 New and Improved - With 30% Less Human
August 28, 2021 16:56 - 1 hour - 90 MBAlex worships Trump Buddha and becomes a Bored Human, Adrian says the future of music is techno - like really hard core techno, Duke Energy wants you to be charitable to their profit margin, scientists shocked that our immune systems work, the Empire gives the Rebel Alliance a list of targets, and Octave Kid Fungi is apparently a thing now.
Episode #110: Sand Wars: Return of the Jihadi
August 21, 2021 17:08 - 59 minutes - 90.7 MBNature rebels against Adrian, Alex sends a telegram, America falls to 12-2-1 but still expected to make the Imperial Cup playoffs, Taliban uses leftover US facial recognition tech to more efficiently kill women and girls, robots do backflips over dreams of dominating humans, Republican accused of child sex trafficking accuses Democrat of incest...and people wonder why we’re anarchists.
Episode #109 Fahrenheit 404
August 14, 2021 17:03 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBAlex gets mad at the shrink treating his anger management, Adrian gets banned forever from YouTube because...something, Ph.Ds and high school dropouts agree on vaccines, Obama parties like it’s 2019, Hunter Biden makes a new porno in which he tells a hooker that his Russian drug dealer stole his last porno, and the US media pretends they didn’t see it.
Episode #108 Jack Auffelot and the Sclerotic Allocution
August 07, 2021 17:28 - 1 hour - 89.9 MBAlex has an eclectic meth birthday, Adrian and his wife try swinging at a bar, US military creates AI Nostradamus, Nipple Ring Cuomo finally gets #MeTooed, human interplanetary exploration still waiting on a permit, walkthrough on defeating the level 29 Masc Lesbian boss, and China making faces after stealing your personal data.
Episode #107: We’re Pulling Out Of This Show For Mental Health Reasons
July 31, 2021 16:59 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBAlex says deez nuts are getting old, Adrian begs for more spam, CDC joins in “The Fauci Two-Step,” programmer creates AI to replicate dead fiancé, NOT driving now causes global warming, government targets racist plants, and your reaction to Simone’s decision is more about you than her.
Episode #106 Methinks The Fauci doth protest too much
July 24, 2021 17:04 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBAlex goes to some Chinese restaurant in Colorado, Adrian trains Catholic priests how to justify visiting gay hookup sites, new Ghislaine documentary causes NYC socialites’ sphincters to pucker, new climate study reveals scientists’ gender bias, China threatens to nuke japan, and be sure to try the new and improved Lambda variant...from the makers of COVID.