Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage
257 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratingsAlexander Snitker (libertarian-Republican political hack) and Adrian Wyllie (born-again anarchist and political has-been) banter, blather and joke about current events, while attempting to figure out whether to keep trying to salvage our Constitutional Republic, or just stock up on marshmallows to roast on the smoldering embers of society.
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Episodes
Episode #105: How To Train Your Alligator
July 17, 2021 19:10 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBAlex’s sexual harassment of Adrian continues, DeSantis promises not to Fauch things up, a third of Americans want to secede (both parties), man makes megamind monkey, inflation hangs around like a couch-surfing relative, Biden siezes up when questioned by convenience store clerk, and Clockwork Orange makes its DFC debut.
Episode #104 Red, White and Feeling Blue
July 10, 2021 16:54 - 1 hour - 92.2 MBThe Cassandra Trigger (available on Amazon) moves up two spots on the Dystopian Future Chart, with 1984, Terminator, Splice and The Day After trailing closely behind, US leaves Afghanistan like a tenant with back rent, NC police unveil self-shooting guns, FBI solves Great Lego Caper, and sorry Jill, but WASP still sucks.
Episode #103 Welcome To Ignoring Reality 101, I’m Professor Indoctrination
July 03, 2021 18:06 - 1 hour - 92.7 MBAlex gets all hot and bothered about theater groupies, Adrian can’t figure out why people can’t figure stuff out, L.A. cops blow up a neighborhood then blame fireworks vendor, British politicians loved public surveillance until it started catching them with their mistresses, and the Philippines turn to phone sex workers to release tension with China.
Episode #102: The Oxymoronicality of Congressional Anarchy
June 27, 2021 17:20 - 59 minutes - 87.2 MBAlex gives Rep. Massie an Anarchist Guild coin, Adrian plans to drive to DC and take it back, Alex successfully douches at RLC convention, cities across America deploy Daleks, it’s nuke ‘em or nothing, millions of American morons think Trump will be “reinstated,” and was McAfee’s suicide was one final troll job?
Episode #101 - Be Your Own Hero -- Never Meet Your Hero
June 19, 2021 17:22 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBAlex falls back in love with the Libertarian Party, Adrian yells at his mom and gets sent to his room, QAnon is just a fancy word for troll job or FBI sting operation, I’m not saying it was a bat from a Wuhan lab...but it was totally a bat from a Wuhan lab, and Juneteenth is long overdue and another good reason to close government.
Episode #100 - Attending to Personal Baggage
June 12, 2021 16:37 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBIn our 100th episode we unload some baggage when Alex realizes all that hate is burning him up -- not keeping him warm, Adrian’s fortress of solitude is under siege by his mother-in-law, how the FDA approved a drug that kills people because it’s worth $100B, Trump’s Bitcoin comments are 4-D chess for ages 3&up, and we’re wondering whether we just jumped the shark.
Episode #099 - A Card-Carrying Member of the Wuhan Babysitter’s Club
June 05, 2021 18:03 - 59 minutes - 64.5 MBAlex exposes his two-car boudoir, Adrian spends all morning rubbing his butt, Fauci’s own emails prove Rand was right about Wuhan, drone AI autonomously hunts humans, FBI tries to track people who read news story, DOJ hacks reporters emails to find leak, and can my sex robot look like RBG?
Episode #098 - How come it gets big sometimes and points up in the air?
May 31, 2021 19:43 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBAlex takes boarders back to Ohio, Adrian tells court “don’t tell me where to sit,” Chinese cryptomining takeover could mean the end of Bitcoin, San Fran denizens demand right to shoplift, Biden spouts Q Anon theory about Wuhan lab, heat cops are coming, and NYC 5-year-olds taught to masturbate.
Episode #097- Pentagon Prepares to Blame Aliens for Failing Audit
May 22, 2021 17:34 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBAlex tells the story of how he almost got arrested for NOT abducting a strange child from school (hour 2), “Terminator” moves up one spot on the DFC, Chicago Mayor bans white reporters, scientist say dropping acid is kinda good, inflation gets “sticky,” and Biden whips out his socialism.
Episode #096- Living and Dying In Dystopian Times
May 15, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBAlex and Adrian unveil the “Dystopian Future Game,” Americans unmask en masse while government seeks new ways to scare us, y’all better get busy gettin’ busy...unless you want Mexicans, because that’s how you get Mexicans, war drums beating at several hotspots, China plants flag on Mars, and will forged vaccine cards work in Ohio lottery?
Episode #095- The Pirates of the Patents
May 08, 2021 17:31 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBAdrian rages against the gas machine, Alex brake-checks phone-facers, Dude, there’s ‘shooms on Mars...literally Marshrooms, vax patents about to get raided, Xi takes Mao’s ‘helm’, nobody bathes anymore, elementary kids overwhelm hijacker, and Buckwheat ain’t O-Tay!
Episode #094- Gay Porn Cryptography and Other Bedtime Stories
May 01, 2021 17:48 - 59 minutes - 63.6 MBAdrian reveals his disturbing hackercraft, Alex literally falls asleep on air while talking about a chicken suit shortage, new FDA rule will kill more black people, SNL cast bristles at Musk, apps covertly tracking US troop movements, Rogan and Fauci square off, diplomats still getting microwaved, and does anyone care if Ghilaine is mistreated in prison?
Episode #093- Yellow Cake Served By An Alternatively-Documented Border Traverser
April 24, 2021 18:20 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBAlex makes drain rodents, Adrian tries to befriend Pasco street Aborigine, Skynet gives a mean hummer, hypocrite Bush cries hypocrisy and Left suddenly loves him, Amazon wants you to get your hand amputated, Florida couple are the ultimate wedding crashers, and will Chauvin be sheltered or shanked?
Episode #092- Do sex robots steal the covers?
April 17, 2021 17:05 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBBig-hearted Alex opens a garage refugee camp, Adrian realizes all human interaction is just fighting over the covers, cops are still shooting black people and black people are still angry about it, Florida Man gets away with Dukes of Hazzard jump, we speculate on which dystopian sci-fi movie will ultimately come true...probably the one about sex robots and monkey people.
Episode #091- A Throbbing Jinping and a Wet Putin
April 10, 2021 16:30 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBThe Snitker house gets the ‘Rona, computers fear Adrian, Russia poised to prevent humanitarian crisis in Ukraine by killing Ukrainians, China plans to liberate Taiwan by killing Taiwanese people, Amazon should tell government, “Whatcha gonna do, eh?”, cops shoot their own dog for money, and elect Rock/Stunning Woman 2024.
Episode #090- *Not Actual Currency -- No Redeeming Social Value
April 03, 2021 17:07 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBThe coins are in, Alex reviews The Cassandra Trigger then goes on a racist rant, Adrian shamelessly self-promotes then gets demoted, Rep. Matt Gaetz goes from R. Fla to R. Kelly, our semen ain’t what it used to be, YouTube thinks snuff films aren’t as bad as Info Wars, and DeSantis outlaws Biden’s vaccine passport push while underground capitalism creates other solutions.
Episode #089- I know you saved the universe and all, but you’re black, so...
March 28, 2021 17:02 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBAlex becomes a wedding planner, Adrian is a NIMBY statist who analyzes panther hairballs, “racially motivated” depends on who’s on which side of the gun, mileage tax coming soon, how not to invade Burma, 6-year-old on trial for picking flower, and for the love of God...put some damn guns on your boat!
Episode #088- Where is Chevy Chase when we need him?
March 20, 2021 16:01 - 59 minutes - 89 MBAlex wants to marry you, Adrian can’t stop thinking about Lucille Bogan’s thumbs, Jews ought to know better, Florida seems like a free state, forget governments...reset my debt, no license for lovin’, Biden wishes Trump built a wall, and are you trying to get SkyNet? Because that’s how you get SkyNet.
Episode #087 - Psst...got any kids for sale?
March 13, 2021 18:02 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBAdrian severely beats a black man and an Indian, Alex wax off for kids, Capitalist demand for children skyrockets after Biden’s $300 per month child credit, Cuomo makes no-nos, Arkansas abortion bill is a recipe for glorious chaos, and it’s 6pm...do you know where your rapist is?
Episode #086 - If you’re listening to this, you really screwed up
March 06, 2021 18:07 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBAlex’s late dad sends him on a snipe hunt, Adrian puts a price tag on his principles, one-third of Americans wants to friend zone the Union, Dem darlings getting mask-shamed and #metooed, Dr. Seuss is racist, teachers are hypocrites, Pope says a flood is coming so it’s good he’s a douche canoe, and those Chinese hackers must be squinting from eye fatigue.
Episode #085 - A Successful Politician and an Unapologetic Black Man
February 27, 2021 16:51 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBAlex learns he’s a rich, famous, successful politician, lily-white Adrian inexcusably culturally appropriates, Israel goes full “yellow star” in COVID fight, DeStantis lowers flags over Whitney Houston or somebody, officials decide “Franklin Park” is offensive so they rename it “Franklin Park,” China wants your DNA, and Adrian carries the show while Alex searches for “MILFs next door” on OnlyFans.
Episode #084 - Sorry about your boy...but I need to get through
February 20, 2021 19:20 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBAlex confronts a violent gang holding school and neighborhood hostage, Adrian praises himself for his humility, Florida is America’s warm & safe dangling member, Maxwell says Epstein did have the dirt on Billary and the Donald, and if you see something suspicious online -- like this show -- say something.
Episode #083 - Florida Man Wins Super Bowl
February 13, 2021 17:45 - 59 minutes - 83.2 MBTom Brady proves his Floridaness by showing poor judgment while drunk on boat, meanwhile Biden proposes Sunshine State travel ban after fearless Tampa parties naked-faced, Congress realizes U.S. military doesn’t actually like them very much, the gun grabbers are back and bigger than ever, and how many volcanoes can you fit in a balloon?
Episode #082 - Despite all my rage I am still just a coconut monkey
February 06, 2021 17:35 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBAdrian was wrong about the GOAT, and he gets caged in “big game” experience (we can’t use the actual name or the football people will sue), Alex still won’t shut up about 45-year-old Eagles song, Biden wages space war against Elon, Democrat Tulsi Gabbard defends the right’s rights, Russia unveils combat gear to make Master Chief proud, and this is your brain on a microchip.
Episode #081 - YOLO STONKS!
January 31, 2021 18:12 - 1 hour - 102 MBLocked-down nostalgic millennials with disposable gubmint cheez ruin Wall Street fat cats’ week, NYC busts speakeasies like it’s 1921, “white supremacy” group members shocked their Latino leader is an FBI informant, Dems say “psyche!” on $2K stimulus, and maskless mayor pepper sprays maskless man for being maskless after maskless man confronted mayor about being maskless.
Episode #080 - Hey, you gonna finish eating that dog?
January 23, 2021 17:41 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBJohn Brennan says Biden will use lasers on unholy Libertarians, intelligent robots can “walk a mile in your shoes” before eradicating you, DeSantis says no to Florida FEMA camps, scientists aroused by dinosaur butthole, Microsoft creates new psychic medium division, and that better be coyote on your barbeque grill.
Episode #079 - QAnon Pillow Talk
January 17, 2021 17:46 - 1 hour - 95.7 MBAdrian sells out to get the “V”, Alex does happy family picture time, everyone gets banned from social media and less people care, even Snake Pliskin couldn’t escape DC inauguration lockdown, the border wall grew by 15 miles under Trump, one man’s protest is another’s insurrection -- and vice versa, and hackers say All Your D*cks Are Belong To Us.
Episode #078 - Take A Stand
January 10, 2021 17:18 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBTrump season finale is must-see TV as he tells supporters “I’ll be there with you” then leaves, history proves “insurgents” storm and occupy Capitol building about every 18 months and shoot it up or bomb it every 20 years or so, Biden plans to break Trump’s deficit spending record, social media censorship and app blacklisting reaches critical mass, CA governor may get evicted, and golfer offensively questions ball’s sexuality
Episode #077 - Gimme My $2000!
January 03, 2021 17:42 - 1 hour - 90 MBGrateful Americans decorate McConnell & Pelosi’s homes and leave gifts of ham, healthcare workers say “no” to the needle, Mexico concerned about flood of US refugees, why your smart devices could SWAT you, why 2021 probably won’t be any better, and will Pam offer Trump a grab for Assange pardon?
Episode #076 - Parking RVs outside Martian Government Buildings
December 27, 2020 17:52 - 1 hour - 96.4 MBAlex looks for a place to put his cigar and Adrian perfects his “old fashioned” technique, US and Chinese government fight over who gets to spy on you, special committee appointed by Congress to find ways to streamline Congress recommends creation of special committee to find ways to streamline Congress, Bitcoin soars, Musk ramping up Mars colonization, and will the Nashville bomber’s actual motive match the media/authorities narrative?
Episode #075 - Sometimes you hack the Bear, Sometimes the Bear hacks you
December 19, 2020 18:16 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBRev. Adrian welcomes Rev. Alex to the church, Russians totally infiltrate US government networks, heroes with needles are coming and media debates which way to lie about it, Alex digs angry Tom Cruise, Adrian geeks out on quantum teleportation, and more government bigwigs aren’t not saying it’s not necessarily not aliens.
Episode #074 - No, Not THOSE Aliens
December 12, 2020 17:42 - 1 hour - 92.2 MBAlex’s spam enrages “important” person, Adrian wants to kill (and possibly eat) construction workers, Media says overwhelmed FedEx asks Galactic Federation for help shipping vaccines, Desantis blows whistle on reporter editorializing whistleblower raid, more Americans rebelling against lockdowns & distrusting vaccine, and border wall contractors leave paths for armed illegals to guard border wall construction sites...no, really.
Episode #073 - Never Tell Me The Odds
December 06, 2020 18:15 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBAlex eats bananas while his wives deal with quarantine, Adrian plays roulette with COVID data and starts peeing indoors again, fact checkers ignore facts when playing the blame game, House votes to get high, Democrats delighted as Trump lawyers suppress Republican vote, police drones flying solo, and facial recognition gets under your mask.
Episode #072 - Click “Accept” to allow this show to control your mind
November 29, 2020 17:28 - 1 hour - 89.4 MBBig Media profits by printing literal Chinese propaganda, Karens force Johns Hopkins to delete study showing COVID isn’t that deadly, Trump makes poo poo at kiddie desk, US/Israel play Mission Impossible in Iran, and prepare to surrender your DNA and medical history to travel.
Episode #071 - Quarantined Baggage
November 21, 2020 18:22 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBAdrian gets exposed to the ‘Rona twice, Alex keeps his distance and phones it in, media wonders whether Trump will pull the troops out or start a new war in Iran while Left-wing Neocons hope for the latter, California Governor dines out unmasked with friends while making the peasants stay home, your Roomba is gathering data so AI can hack your brain, and bi-partisan fist bump reveals Americans don’t really want political unity.
Episode #070 - But did you die?
November 15, 2020 16:42 - 1 hour - 90.3 MBSleepy Alex stumbles through the show, hypocrite Adrian goes full statist, Trump admits defeat...kinda, Biden mulls more lockdowns and gov’t cheese, new tax floated for home workers, Hong Kong falls to ChiComs while America’s distracted, black market emerges for negative COVID tests, and our ultimate question is, “Yeah, but did you die?”
Episode #069 - Goodbye Petulant Child, Hello Silver Alert
November 08, 2020 18:12 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBDrugs win 2020 election, old white guy defeats old white guy, scary old undercover haircut lady may lose job, dumb hot chick in congress may quit, Dems realize they shouldn’t use the “S” word, Alex worried new group wants to blacklist outing administration staff, but Adrian thinks it sets a good precedent, and will this be the lame-duck session to end...well, everything?
Episode #068 - The Nightmare Before Votemas
November 02, 2020 00:23 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBAlex and Adrian still dealing with broken homes, global titans of industry plan The Great Reset, police can sue you after breaking into your home and shooting you, social media censorship intensifies, Scotland bans private “hate speech” inside homes, and -- oh yeah -- there some kind of election happening.
Episode #067 - Rudy Wants Some Booty
October 25, 2020 16:47 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBAlex preaches to his poker buddies, Adrian yells at construction workers, Guiliani gets Borat instead of a Kazakh hottie hummer, muted mics makes for cordial debate, Rays make amazing comeback, San Fran deters Karen from calling cops on brown people, and the confusing Florida Amendments are mostly pointless.
Episode #066 - Taking Offence to Government Fences
October 18, 2020 16:04 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBAdrian enraged about government fencing off public land, Alex still hates John McAfee, Lil’ Judge Amy knows part of First Amendment, censoring the censors, Hunter learns why you always pay your IT guy on time, climate change kills cavemen, and beware the killer crawling toupes.
Episode #065 - Congress says QAnon causes COVID, CDC blames debating
October 03, 2020 17:33 - 1 hour - 92.5 MBTrump gets the ‘Rona and Dems try really hard to conceal their euphoria, presidential debate raises concerns whether slinging fecal matter transmits COVID, Adrian congratulates Tara Katuk Mac Lean Sweeny for becoming first female President of the United States, Alex’s childlike quest for free energy continues, and Pelosi and the Ministry of Information sic FBI on conspiracy theorists.
Episode #064 - And the King decreed, “Be your faces and go to the tavern!”
September 26, 2020 18:24 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBDesantis lifts restrictions and rules he never had the authority to issue in the first place. What do serial killers and female Supreme Court Justices have in common? Will Trump use “Internet Kill Switch” to prevent the election, or will he just order the military to attack Dems? If Macy’s has a parade, and no one is there to see it, is it still Thanksgiving?
Episode #063 - RIP RBG, POTUS SCOTUS ETA ASAP, DNC 2 86
September 19, 2020 18:18 - 1 hour - 96.6 MBLiberals pissed at Ruth Bader Ginsburg for dying before election while Trump somehow manages to give a proper presidential response as both sides draw battle lines for the ultimately meaningless appointment, it turns out NPR is just a smarter version of Fox News, it might be prudent to have a 100-year waiting period before calling something “settled science,” and Taiwan and Syria heat up and threaten to suck US into conflict.
Episode #062 - Oh say can you knee, by the 50-yard line
September 12, 2020 17:43 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBThe NFL can’t solve the world’s problems, so can we please just watch football? Did Trump not read Bob Woodward’s bio, because taking down presidents is kinda his thing. Will they play the Black National Anthem in the Whites Only cafes which POC are demanding? Over half of Americans think Trump and Biden are mentally unfit for President, but will vote for one anyway.
Episode #061 - Feeling Like a Referee at a Dwarf Fight
September 05, 2020 18:05 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBAdrian releases the glitch, Alex fights both sides in the arena of hypocrisy, Trump calling dead troops “losers” may be the most reliable story ever from The Atlantic, Nancy Pelosi learns why you do not f**k with the people you depend on, DeSantis proves Marxist theory of property rights, you can’t cheat thermodynamics, and Pasco goes full Minority Report.
Episode #060 - Later America, it’s been nice to Kenosha
August 29, 2020 17:25 - 1 hour - 90.3 MBAlex and Adrian have a heated disagreement about the Kenosha shootings, and compare America today to watching a head-on car crash, Rand already said her name, Jerry Falwell Jr. is literally a cuck, Floridians say no to social tracing, and America’s top general says US military won’t intervene in election dispute...which apparently needs to be said in 2020.
Episode #059 - It’s a Goodyear to be a total hypocrite
August 22, 2020 17:48 - 1 hour - 89.6 MBSnowflake Trump gets triggered, and the Conservative movement jumps on the Cancel Culture Express, Netflix accused of promoting pedophilia while actual pedophile headlines DNC, 2020 offers BOGO special on hurricanes for Gulf coast, Beetlejuice sends protesters to somebody else’s house, and the ghost of Susan B. Anthony says “pardon Snowden instead.”
Episode #058 - The media is your mirror, whether you like it or not
August 15, 2020 17:56 - 1 hour - 93.8 MBAlex is depressed like everyone else, senile old man picks promiscuous semi-black chick as caregiver/President and BLM apparently doesn’t care that she’s also a cop, Google tattoo you, Sheriff forces people not to wear masks -- which is the same as forcing people to wear them, California government kills Uber and Lyft, and does the media tell you what to think or reveal what you really think?
Episode #057 - Fertilizer blows up, Starship doesn’t
August 08, 2020 17:24 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBSpaceX successfully lands grain silo, Beirut tragically learns why you shouldn’t leave tons of ammonium nitrate laying around, Biden sounds like Clint Eastwood in Grand Torino -- if Clint Eastwood had dementia, Trump uses Communist techniques to ban TikTok and demand bribes from Microsoft, and the City of Dallas invokes clauses in contracts they’re not a party to.
Episode #056 - Masks make demon semen hard to swallow
August 01, 2020 17:55 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBDemon semen lady seems as plausible as Fauci, who says masks are just for show and don’t really do much, new normal means funerals are for the rich and powerful only, Alex suggests 17-year-old Twitter hacker could be Adrian’s illegitimate son, Maxwell case document dump fingers Clinton, Andrew & Dershowitz, and the hurricane is offended you mispronounced his (her? their?) name.