Adrian says start James Conner on your fantasy team, Alex gives Tea Party a dose of anarchy, crazy Rudy and baby eaters usher in golden age of satire, Florida woman dies in port-o-potty explosion, saving money will get you fired from the Pentagon, Danielle joins us to expose maniacal midget masquerading as minor, the new UB dictionary needs a thesaurus, and 5G won’t fry your brain but will track your ass.