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Gentleman Eamon
Not Here To Help - February 25, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutesEamon is a gentleman. Maybe too much of a gentleman. Jess gets called back to work and Petey Pabs is left alone to discover why the snow in Texas is fake. But also, who's death would be bigger, Tiger if he RIP'd or Kobe's RIP in 2020? Let's talk about it!
Dear Pittsburgh
Not Here To Help - February 17, 2021 11:00 - 47 minutesPabs obsesses over Bert and Ernie memes, Jess deletes social media, and Eamon defends the dignity and respect of Pittsburgh. Let's talk about it.
Limbs Like Linguine
Not Here To Help - February 12, 2021 06:00 - 57 minutesPabs discovers that the #freebritney movement is real. Eamon discovers the wonders of weed ... or nightmares of weed? And Jess remains in Mexico stabbing lobsters. Let's talk about it!
Eamon's Privilege Feud
Not Here To Help - February 03, 2021 10:00 - 46 minutesEamon has a new social media feud. Jess is living around aliens. And what exactly is a pyramid? Laugh with Petey Pabs so he stays alive and let's talk about it!
Gamestop, Monkeys, And Corn
Not Here To Help - January 28, 2021 09:00 - 43 minutesTurns out, Eamon is a BIG fan of corn. Do monkeys have rights? And what the hell is going on with Gamestop and WallStreeBets? Lets talk about it.
MEGA MEGA Lottery
Not Here To Help - January 20, 2021 09:00 - 47 minutesWhat would you do with 600 Billion dollars? Actually its 865 Million but who's counting. Let's talk about it.
Trial By Fire
Not Here To Help - January 13, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutesWhat the hell is happening at the Capitol building in DC. And who gets to dictate which social media company is bad vs good? Fun fact: Eamon still hates Big Ben ... Lets talk about it!
Illegal Aliens From Space
Not Here To Help - January 06, 2021 09:00 - 54 minutesHow much is it to get a fast pass on the dating app "The League"? Who uses Outlook email for personal use? Do we arrest illegal aliens when they visit us from outer space? Lets talk about it.
House Cat Eamon
Not Here To Help - December 31, 2020 09:00 - 45 minutesExplicit content warning! Jess is back in Mexico, Eamon refuses to go outside while being banned from Twitter, and Petey Pabs learns about how hung horses are, and the damage they can inflict. Also, KFC or Bud Light gaming console? Let's talk about it!
Eamon Is MIA?
Not Here To Help - December 23, 2020 09:00 - 47 minutesHOLIDAY SPECIAL EPISODE!! Jess and Petey Pabs talk life. Just listen.
Eamon Is John?
Not Here To Help - December 16, 2020 09:00 - 53 minutesWhat happens when Eamon gets offered a certain service in the subway? How do you like your banana? And what exactly is Disney World doing photoshopping masks on guests? Lets talk about it.
The Prodigal Son Returns
Not Here To Help - December 10, 2020 01:00 - 54 minutesWhat shoes is Eamon wearing? Are humans ready for aliens? What is Spotify Wrapped? Does NYC need a 3 dollar tax on packages? Let's talk about it.
Thanksgiving Special
Not Here To Help - November 26, 2020 07:00 - 22 minutesWhat are we thankful for!? Eamon, Jess, and the city of NYC! And of course all of our listeners and supporters!!!
Operation Warp Speed
Not Here To Help - November 18, 2020 06:00 - 40 minutesWho will take the COVID vaccine? Is it a hoax? Chappelle Show is back on Netflix, and who uses a kettle? Take a listen.
Jim Carrey Fan Club
Not Here To Help - November 11, 2020 05:00 - 53 minutesEamon hates Jim Carrey. And Rudy Giuliani. But which one is an Anti Vaxxer? Trump has lost the election and Virgin is building a hyper loop. Let's talk about it!
New York City "IS GOOD"!
Not Here To Help - October 28, 2020 08:00 - 53 minutesBorat Subsequent Moviefilm, aka Borat 2, has been released and Eamon gives his take on the new film. We also talk about Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, aka Rudy Giuliani, and his role in the film which leads to Trump's words of NYC being dead. Again. Also, GO VOTE!
Listener BEWARE
Not Here To Help - October 21, 2020 06:00 - 49 minutesThis episode gets a little gross. Matthew McConaughey's dad died during sex, pastor urinated on a passenger during a flight, and Jeffrey Toobin jerks off while on a zoom call. Listener beware, this episode is not rated G.
Corona Virus Novela
Not Here To Help - October 14, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutesConsumer whores rejoice! The iPhone 12 is here! The book "Kissing the Corona Virus" is on sale! And the aliens are coming yet again!
Pop-Tarts Are Sandwiches
Not Here To Help - October 07, 2020 04:00 - 48 minutesShould Chris Christie wear such tight pants? What is a Coney Island Sandwich? Is a Hamburger a sandwich? And is a UFO considered an emergency vehicle? Let’s talk about it!
Wake Me Up When Trump Shuts Up
Not Here To Help - October 01, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutesWhat a debate! If you can call it that. But Eamon learned plenty about Biden and Trump. Meanwhile Jess is back from Mexico and had quite the date. All of this while Petey Pabs remained Sober for a whole month. Yikes.
Ellen DeGenerate or DeGenerous?
Not Here To Help - September 22, 2020 05:00 - 46 minutesRest In Peace Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg ... get some well earned rest. Meanwhile Jess and Eamon dispute Ellen DeGeneres and her questionable history ... Until Petey Pabs weighs in on the hypocrisy of cancel culture and double standards ... This episode gets heated so be prepared for a ride!
Artificial Intelligence Doomsday?
Not Here To Help - September 16, 2020 04:00 - 39 minutesIs Artificial Intelligence going to kill us all? Will they even care about humans? Will Aliens save or kill us? Can you have sex while free falling? And whats up with Taco Bell and Red Lobster? Let's talk about it.
Awkward Gift Shop
Not Here To Help - September 09, 2020 04:00 - 41 minutesWhat's up with the gift shops at museums and memorials of tragic events? Is it selfish to celebrate your birthday if it happens to land on 9/11? Who is Travis Scott and why do people want to eat his McDonald's meal? And what happened to the Argentinian Rugby team after their plane crashed? Let's...
NYC MoRUS Film Festival
Not Here To Help - September 02, 2020 04:00 - 44 minutesWhat is the Museum of Reclaimed Urban Space(MoRUS)? Will Eamon have a second date with Ms. North Carolina? Can Petey Pabs survive sober September? And how can people of NYC support local? Let's talk about it!
Eamon's NYC Internet Rage
Not Here To Help - August 26, 2020 04:00 - 45 minutesTechnical difficulties GALORE. Eamon rages against his internet provider. Also, when is white/black/brown face ok? Is NYC dead forever? And will Kimberly ever solve Eamon's problem? Lets find out!
Love My Inside Judge My Outside / Confederate Flags
Black Teen's Talk - August 25, 2020 22:56 - 1 hourCo-Host Janiyaa Sumler and Shayla Garlik. Follow Us! Janiyaa - @janiy.aa Shayla - @spiltcocoapowder Elijah - @kid_number9
Black Relationships / Black Women Vs Black Men
Black Teen's Talk - August 21, 2020 02:12 - 57 minutesCo-Host Janiyaa Sumler and Shayla Garlik. Follow Us! Janiyaa - @janiy.aa Shayla - @spiltcocoapowder Elijah - @kid_number9
Cancel Culture
Not Here To Help - August 19, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutesDoes China watch your every move? Where does cancel culture draw the line? Is it ok for a restaurant to weigh you before you order? What is Love on the Spectrum? And is Alex Smith looking to break his leg again? Let's talk about it.
"Divided We Fall"/ The Origin Of Police Brutality
Black Teen's Talk - August 17, 2020 22:35 - 43 minutesGuests Shayla - spiltcocoapowder Janiyaa - janiy.aa
Black Teen's Talk Pilot
Black Teen's Talk - August 16, 2020 23:22 - 1 minuteWelcome to Black Teen's Talk
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