Not Here To Help
41 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago -Comedy to relax the body and soul. Provided by the always beautiful Jess, Eamon, and Petey Pabs.
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Gentleman Eamon
February 25, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBEamon is a gentleman. Maybe too much of a gentleman. Jess gets called back to work and Petey Pabs is left alone to discover why the snow in Texas is fake. But also, who's death would be bigger, Tiger if he RIP'd or Kobe's RIP in 2020? Let's talk about it!
Dear Pittsburgh
February 17, 2021 11:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MBPabs obsesses over Bert and Ernie memes, Jess deletes social media, and Eamon defends the dignity and respect of Pittsburgh. Let's talk about it.
Limbs Like Linguine
February 12, 2021 06:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MBPabs discovers that the #freebritney movement is real. Eamon discovers the wonders of weed ... or nightmares of weed? And Jess remains in Mexico stabbing lobsters. Let's talk about it!
Eamon's Privilege Feud
February 03, 2021 10:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MBEamon has a new social media feud. Jess is living around aliens. And what exactly is a pyramid? Laugh with Petey Pabs so he stays alive and let's talk about it!
Gamestop, Monkeys, And Corn
January 28, 2021 09:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBTurns out, Eamon is a BIG fan of corn. Do monkeys have rights? And what the hell is going on with Gamestop and WallStreeBets? Lets talk about it.
MEGA MEGA Lottery
January 20, 2021 09:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MBWhat would you do with 600 Billion dollars? Actually its 865 Million but who's counting. Let's talk about it.
Trial By Fire
January 13, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBWhat the hell is happening at the Capitol building in DC. And who gets to dictate which social media company is bad vs good? Fun fact: Eamon still hates Big Ben ... Lets talk about it!
Illegal Aliens From Space
January 06, 2021 09:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBHow much is it to get a fast pass on the dating app "The League"? Who uses Outlook email for personal use? Do we arrest illegal aliens when they visit us from outer space? Lets talk about it.
House Cat Eamon
December 31, 2020 09:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MBExplicit content warning! Jess is back in Mexico, Eamon refuses to go outside while being banned from Twitter, and Petey Pabs learns about how hung horses are, and the damage they can inflict. Also, KFC or Bud Light gaming console? Let's talk about it!
Eamon Is MIA?
December 23, 2020 09:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MBHOLIDAY SPECIAL EPISODE!! Jess and Petey Pabs talk life. Just listen.
Eamon Is John?
December 16, 2020 09:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MBWhat happens when Eamon gets offered a certain service in the subway? How do you like your banana? And what exactly is Disney World doing photoshopping masks on guests? Lets talk about it.
The Prodigal Son Returns
December 10, 2020 01:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MBWhat shoes is Eamon wearing? Are humans ready for aliens? What is Spotify Wrapped? Does NYC need a 3 dollar tax on packages? Let's talk about it.
Thanksgiving Special
November 26, 2020 07:00 - 22 minutes - 15.6 MBWhat are we thankful for!? Eamon, Jess, and the city of NYC! And of course all of our listeners and supporters!!!
Operation Warp Speed
November 18, 2020 06:00 - 40 minutes - 27.8 MBWho will take the COVID vaccine? Is it a hoax? Chappelle Show is back on Netflix, and who uses a kettle? Take a listen.
Jim Carrey Fan Club
November 11, 2020 05:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MBEamon hates Jim Carrey. And Rudy Giuliani. But which one is an Anti Vaxxer? Trump has lost the election and Virgin is building a hyper loop. Let's talk about it!
New York City "IS GOOD"!
October 28, 2020 08:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBBorat Subsequent Moviefilm, aka Borat 2, has been released and Eamon gives his take on the new film. We also talk about Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, aka Rudy Giuliani, and his role in the film which leads to Trump's words of NYC being dead. Again. Also, GO VOTE!
Listener BEWARE
October 21, 2020 06:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBThis episode gets a little gross. Matthew McConaughey's dad died during sex, pastor urinated on a passenger during a flight, and Jeffrey Toobin jerks off while on a zoom call. Listener beware, this episode is not rated G.
Corona Virus Novela
October 14, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MBConsumer whores rejoice! The iPhone 12 is here! The book "Kissing the Corona Virus" is on sale! And the aliens are coming yet again!
Pop-Tarts Are Sandwiches
October 07, 2020 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBShould Chris Christie wear such tight pants? What is a Coney Island Sandwich? Is a Hamburger a sandwich? And is a UFO considered an emergency vehicle? Let’s talk about it!
Wake Me Up When Trump Shuts Up
October 01, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBWhat a debate! If you can call it that. But Eamon learned plenty about Biden and Trump. Meanwhile Jess is back from Mexico and had quite the date. All of this while Petey Pabs remained Sober for a whole month. Yikes.
Ellen DeGenerate or DeGenerous?
September 22, 2020 05:00 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MBRest In Peace Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg ... get some well earned rest. Meanwhile Jess and Eamon dispute Ellen DeGeneres and her questionable history ... Until Petey Pabs weighs in on the hypocrisy of cancel culture and double standards ... This episode gets heated so be prepared for a ride!
Artificial Intelligence Doomsday?
September 16, 2020 04:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MBIs Artificial Intelligence going to kill us all? Will they even care about humans? Will Aliens save or kill us? Can you have sex while free falling? And whats up with Taco Bell and Red Lobster? Let's talk about it.
Awkward Gift Shop
September 09, 2020 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBWhat's up with the gift shops at museums and memorials of tragic events? Is it selfish to celebrate your birthday if it happens to land on 9/11? Who is Travis Scott and why do people want to eat his McDonald's meal? And what happened to the Argentinian Rugby team after their plane crashed? Let's find out.
NYC MoRUS Film Festival
September 02, 2020 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBWhat is the Museum of Reclaimed Urban Space(MoRUS)? Will Eamon have a second date with Ms. North Carolina? Can Petey Pabs survive sober September? And how can people of NYC support local? Let's talk about it!
Eamon's NYC Internet Rage
August 26, 2020 04:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBTechnical difficulties GALORE. Eamon rages against his internet provider. Also, when is white/black/brown face ok? Is NYC dead forever? And will Kimberly ever solve Eamon's problem? Lets find out!
Cancel Culture
August 19, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBDoes China watch your every move? Where does cancel culture draw the line? Is it ok for a restaurant to weigh you before you order? What is Love on the Spectrum? And is Alex Smith looking to break his leg again? Let's talk about it.
EP 005 - Instagram Mentality
August 12, 2020 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBShould rich successful athletes be suffering from mental health issues? What exactly are Instagram Models doing for their "fame"? Should Biden have picked Kamala Harris aka K-Dawg for VP? Let's talk about it ...
Instagram Mentality
August 12, 2020 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBShould rich successful athletes be suffering from mental health issues? What exactly are Instagram Models doing for their "fame"? Should Biden have picked Kamala Harris aka K-Dawg for VP? Let's talk about it ...
EP 004 - Home Grown Manhood
August 05, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBAre the best leaders assholes? Is a Dentist a Doctor? Can a surgically installed penis urinate? Is cancel culture effective ... and is riding a bike better than the subway? Let's talk about.
Home Grown Manhood
August 05, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBAre the best leaders assholes? Is a Dentist a Doctor? Can a surgically installed penis urinate? Is cancel culture effective ... and is riding a bike better than the subway? Let's talk about.
EP003 - Aliens Vs. Humans
July 29, 2020 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MBIs the American healthcare system broken? And are aliens coming from the ocean with singing crabs? Jess tells us what a delfie is, Shaq has big feet, and Eamon loves Big Ben Roethlisberger ... Lets talk about it.
EP 003 - Aliens Vs. Humans
July 29, 2020 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MBIs the American healthcare system broken? And are aliens coming from the ocean with singing crabs? Jess tells us what a delfie is, Shaq has big feet, and Eamon loves Big Ben Roethlisberger ... Let's talk about it.
Aliens Vs. Humans
July 29, 2020 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MBIs the American healthcare system broken? And are aliens coming from the ocean with singing crabs? Jess tells us what a delfie is, Shaq has big feet, and Eamon loves Big Ben Roethlisberger ... Let's talk about it.
EP 002 - NOT HERE TO HELP
July 22, 2020 12:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MBLets Be Honest - How much should you pay for socks? And is a blind date a thing anymore? Is Britney Spears OK? Is Kanye West OK? Just know, you are not yourself when you are hungry ... eat a Snickers.
EP 002 - Lets Be Honest
July 22, 2020 12:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MBHow much should you pay for socks? And is a blind date a thing anymore? Is Britney Spears OK? Is Kanye West OK? Just know, you are not yourself when you are hungry ... eat a Snickers.
EP 002 - Let's Be Honest
July 22, 2020 12:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MBHow much should you pay for socks? And is a blind date a thing anymore? Is Britney Spears OK? Is Kanye West OK? Just know, you are not yourself when you are hungry ... eat a Snickers.
Let's Be Honest
July 22, 2020 12:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MBHow much should you pay for socks? And is a blind date a thing anymore? Is Britney Spears OK? Is Kanye West OK? Just know, you are not yourself when you are hungry ... eat a Snickers.
EP 001 - Let's Get It
July 15, 2020 03:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBLets talk about why white people like Hamilton, why Kanye West needs to run for president, why RBG needs to survive until 200, and why condiments are the devil.
EP 001 - Lets Get It
July 15, 2020 03:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBLets talk about why white people like Hamilton, why Kanye West needs to run for president, why RBG needs to survive until 200, and why condiments are the devil.
EP 001 - NOT HERE TO HELP
July 15, 2020 03:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MBLets Get It - Lets talk about why white people like Hamilton, why Kanye West needs to run for president, why RBG needs to survive until 200, and why condiments are the devil.
Let's Get It
July 15, 2020 03:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBLets talk about why white people like Hamilton, why Kanye West needs to run for president, why RBG needs to survive until 200, and why condiments are the devil.