Latest Family-friendly Podcast Episodes
QuackSquatch!
Have Monster, Will Travel - February 22, 2024 22:00 - 33 minutesThey have a plan. They've laid the clues. They've set the trap. This time the Aghast! Menagerie is theirs ... Unless, of course, some other monster is nearby, loafing about, messing up everything for them. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Kate Paul Kerford Wilson as Re...
The Professor in the Lime Green Kia
Have Monster, Will Travel - September 18, 2023 01:00 - 24 minutesRiley is off to a coffee shop for a day of freelance remote work and Render is not excited about staying hidden in the GMC Safari. When Taiwan 1000 suddenly decides to run off, Render is torn between staying put or chasing after him. Meanwhile, Riley has a run in with the occupant of a Lime Gr...
The Bloodskipper
Have Monster, Will Travel - August 28, 2023 15:00 - 36 minutesRender, Riley and Taiwan 1000 finally arrive at the location of their third and final clue stolen from the Aghast! Menagerie. Professor Bunion's already there, and so is a Sheriff who keeps turning up in surprising places. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Kate Paul K...
See Ya Later, Monster Gator
Have Monster, Will Travel - August 08, 2023 20:00 - 42 minutesIt's the day before Riley, Render and Taiwan 1000 reach the location of the third and final clue from the Aghast! Menagerie and Render is nervous about what tomorrow brings. Silly monster, you completely forgot about tonight. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Kate Pau...
50: D and D and P-A-U-D-E-V-I-L-L-E II, Mr. Cryptid
Paudeville - June 28, 2021 14:30 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWell guys. We recorded this 5 months ago…and we found out the magic to getting these edited was Corbin having to commute to work. So in honor of his first time commuting in over a year…here’s a new episode! We finish off our Dungeons and Dragons adventure from last time and fill you in on the l...
50 - Peter and Cornelius
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - May 20, 2021 12:00 - 16 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThis week, we continue the story of the early church in the book of Acts, focusing on Peter. Peter has a weird hunger dream and then gets a request for help from an unexpected source: a Roman centurion! He knows God is trying to tell him something -- but what? Support the show
49 - The Necromancer
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - April 01, 2021 12:00 - 6 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsIn this special episode, Robbie tells the chilling story of an undead demigod with an insatiable thirst for souls & the power to raise an army of the dead. Free text version is available at patreon.com/bsfhc. Please consider becoming a Patron there as well, to help us keep the podcast going an...
48 - Nehemiah and the Evil Rich People
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - March 11, 2021 13:00 - 20 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsIn this story, Nehemiah rallies the people to rebuild Jerusalem. Almost everyone helps build it except the rich people, who are too busy taking advantage of people's struggles to become even wealthier at their neighbors' expense. Nehemiah has a lot of work to do to protect against threats from b...
47 - Esther
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - February 25, 2021 13:00 - 26 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsToday Robbie tells one of the most beloved Bible stories of all time: the story of Esther, the young queen who saved her people from destruction. Content note: In the original story there's an undercurrent of sexual violence and racial violence, and the story takes place in a culture that just...
ZeRoks™
Have Monster, Will Travel - January 28, 2021 20:00 - 27 minutesA heavy rainstorm and a near-miss collision land the 1996 GMC Safari in a patch of deep mud. Unable to move forward, Riley, Render and the Taiwan 1000 must devise a way to dislodge the van. But something else has its eyes on the Safari, and it too wants to leave. Featuring the Vocal Talents o...
46 - Paul the Apostle
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - January 28, 2021 13:00 - 16 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThis episode picks back up in the book of Acts, where Peter and the early church are excited to face a lot of persecution, mostly directed by a young man named Saul. Saul, also known as Paul, is very, very certain that he knows the true way to follow God and that those who disagree with him are ...
45 - Samson
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - January 14, 2021 13:00 - 37 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThis episode is all about Samson, God’s one-man wrecking crew against the Philistines. Samson was not the wisest, but he definitely was the strongest -- at least, while his hair was long. It’s a story full of fighting, riddles, deception, and extreme recklessness. Free text version is available...
49: D and D and P-A-U-D-E-V-I-L-L-E, Time Out
Paudeville - January 14, 2021 12:30 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWe’re embarking on a new adventure this time! We’re playing Dungeons and Dragons for realsies even though neither of us really know what we’re doing. And you know what? It’s gonna be great. Our vintage ad this week is for Barbasol. Put it all over your face and go outside! The musical selecti...
Taiwan 1000
Have Monster, Will Travel - January 11, 2021 03:00 - 38 minutesInside a protected bird sanctuary, Riley and Render race the Nefarious Professor Bunion to uncover the source of a mysterious string of thefts from a nearby town, known to locals as "The Pilfering." What they find in the woods... It's Ancient. And it's been waiting for them. Featuring the Voc...
44 - Imposters Among Us: Shibboleths
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - December 31, 2020 13:00 - 16 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThis episode is about shibboleths! You may not know that word, but if you've heard of or played the video game "Among Us," you may already know the concept. We're telling the story of Jephthah the judge, a strong fighter who was terrible at diplomacy, made an impulsive promise that led to traged...
Creeping Mysteria
Have Monster, Will Travel - December 24, 2020 22:00 - 32 minutesRender and Riley track Professor Bunion to an abandoned town nestled deep in a vine-covered forest, where they encounter a monster whose loneliness is all-consuming. Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Riley Kate Paul Kerford Wilson as Render Dave F'n Powell as Professor Bunio...
48: Escape This Bedroom, Mr. Penguin
Paudeville - December 24, 2020 06:30 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsIn this festive episode, we return to our escape room segment but it’s a NEW ROOM. Will we ever get out? I guess you’ll just have to listen! Our vintage ad this week is for Kellogg’s Krumbles. ALL THE ENERGY OF ALL THE WHEAT! The musical selection selection this week is “Mr. Penguin” based on...
43 - The Christmas Story LIVE!
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - December 17, 2020 13:00 - 31 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsIn this episode, Robbie revisits the Christmas story (Gospel of Luke version) live with a studio audience! (OK, the studio audience consists of their spouse and kids...gotta maintain social distancing!) Free text version is available for most episodes at patreon.com/bsfhc. (Because this episode...
Gampa
Have Monster, Will Travel - December 10, 2020 19:00 - 38 minutesRiley arrives back at her childhood home amidst a family crisis. Riley stays the night in the hospital while Render, with an unlikely new ally, sets out to prove some old family lore. Oh... and Professor Bunion starts his own podcast... Featuring the Vocal Talents of: Jordan Trovillion as Rile...
47: Bingpot!, Kid Segments, Hand Sanitizer
Paudeville - December 05, 2020 06:30 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWell, we recorded this pretty soon after the last episode…so at least there’s that… Hey, it’s the return of the kid segments! Things get a little weird…and we try out this neat lil search engine. Ever heard of it?!? Our vintage ad this week is for the Light Boy GAME KEEPER! No more need to car...
42 - Elisha Makes Naaman Take a Bath
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - December 03, 2020 13:00 - 15 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsIn this episode, commander Naaman from Aram goes to his enemy country in search of a miracle cure for his sickness, and the great prophet Elisha magically captures an entire army. King Joram provides comedic relief. Free text version is available at patreon.com/bsfhc. Please consider becoming ...
41 - The Tower of Babel - Where Languages Come From
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - November 19, 2020 13:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThis week we tell the story of a group of people who got along so well and worked together so well that God decided they had to be stopped. Before that, we revisit the stories of God creating the world, Adam and Eve, and Noah’s Ark, so we can better understand how the Tower of Babel fits into th...
46: Escape the Cellar!, Alien on the Moon
Paudeville - November 06, 2020 06:30 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWe’re back! Nothing like needing a distraction while waiting for election results to get things rolling again! It’s been a long 5 M’s! Our vintage ad this week is for Psychine! RESTORE YOUR GIRLISH VIGOR! The musical selection selection this week is “Alien on the Moon,” with vocals from our 4...
40 - Daniel, Part Three: The Writing on the Wall and the Lions' Den
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - November 05, 2020 13:00 - 18 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsIn this episode, Daniel interprets an ominous message for Nebuchadnezzar's heir. Later he must survive threats caused by the jealousy of the other wise men, as well as the hubris of a new king. Free text version is available at patreon.com/bsfhc. Please consider becoming a Patron there as well...
39 - Daniel, Part Two: Nebuchadnezzar's Announcement
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - October 22, 2020 12:00 - 12 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsA sequel to the last episode from the book of Daniel. In this episode Robbie is interrupted by an important stranger from another time, King Nebuchadnezzar, here to tell a story to the world about his thrilling adventure in which God does bad things to him just because God can. Isn’t that great ...
38 - Daniel, Part One
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - October 08, 2020 12:00 - 17 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsJoin us for some stories from the book of Daniel, which tell the adventures of a boy named Daniel and his three friends living in exile in Babylon. Babylon is ruled by King Nebuchadnezzar, who thinks very highly of his own leadership skills and who will kill anyone he needs to in his attempts to...
37 - Joshua and the Battle of Jericho
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - September 24, 2020 12:00 - 22 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThis week we tell the story of the Israelites entering the Promised Land, 40 years after their exodus from Egypt. With Moses gone, his assistant, Joshua, steps up to lead the people. It’s a story about spying, subterfuge, and another one of God's convoluted battle plans! Free text version is av...
36 - David and Goliath as a Dungeons & Dragons Campaign
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - September 10, 2020 12:00 - 13 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThe podcast's one-year anniversary is this month! To celebrate, we're releasing a special episode that was previously exclusive to our $5 Patrons. Robbie's younger child, K, liked the story of David and Goliath and wondered: What might it be like if it were a Dungeons and Dragons campaign? Well,...
35 - The Story of Satan
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - August 27, 2020 12:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThis week we’re talking about Satan, the Devil, the enemy of God. But telling his story isn’t straightforward, because he doesn’t really have a story of his own -- he just shows up in various other stories in the Bible. In the first section of the episode, we go on a quick tour through most of t...
34 - The Story of Exodus, Part Three
Bible Stories for Heathen Children - August 13, 2020 12:00 - 25 minutes ★★★★ - 39 ratingsThe Israelites have finally made it out of Egypt and crossed the Red Sea! Now they journey to Mount Sinai, the “mountain of God,” where God had appeared to Moses in the burning bush. But God and the people have a lot of problems and challenges ahead. What happens when enemies attack? How will th...
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