Latest Electroconvulsive Podcast Episodes
SPECIAL: THE PLATFORM | An Audio Play Based On "La Jetée"
Almost Certainly Not - November 17, 2023 02:44 - 24 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsTHE PLATFORM is an audio play adaptation by author and filmmaker Dan Lauer of Chris Marker's seminal 1967 French film "La Jetée" which serves as the basis for the film "12 Monkeys." The following rules were set for the adaptation by Dan Lauer: He must speak all the dialogue He may only use ...
Season 2 Episode 9 | Brain Damage
Almost Certainly Not - April 13, 2020 02:58 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratings"The stabbing horror of life is not contained in calamities and disasters, because these things wake one up and one gets very familiar and intimate with them and finally they become tame again. No, it is more like being in a hotel room in Hoboken let us say, and just enough money in one's pocke...
Season 2 Episode 8 | Any Colour You Like
Almost Certainly Not - March 20, 2020 08:38 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsLeyla makes her triumphant return, while Dan drinks too much (for these days), shares too much and points to the sky, saying: "The sun's not yellow, it's chicken!" MUSIC: Slow Burn & Just As Soon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http...
Season 2 Episode 7 | Us & Them
Almost Certainly Not - March 18, 2020 04:49 - 5 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsNo update today. Just a thing I wrote. I don't remember when and cannot say why. It's called "Mrs. America".
Season 2 Episode 6 | Money
Almost Certainly Not - March 09, 2020 22:52 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsYeah, I was in the right! Yes, absolutely in the right! I certainly was in the right! Yeah, I was definitely in the right; that geezer was cruising for a bruising...Yeah. Why does anyone do anything? I don't know, I was really drunk at the time... MUSIC: Slow Burn & Just As Soon Kevin MacLeod ...
Season 2 Episode 5 | The Great Gig In The Sky
Almost Certainly Not - February 26, 2020 11:38 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsFor the first time in a long time Dan does an episode solo. He doesn't like it. This, actually, should be considered a spinoff called "Maybe Certainly Not." Regardless, Dan has some updates about what is going on, upsides, downsides and progress, slow that it may be. Never fear, Leyla will retur...
Season 2 Episode 4 | Time
Almost Certainly Not - February 05, 2020 03:57 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsO judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar, And I must pause till it come back to me. MUSIC: Slow Burn & Just As Soon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0...
Season 2 Episode 3 | On The Run
Almost Certainly Not - January 28, 2020 21:51 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsOn Thursday, 23 January 2020 at 9:54 PM EST Leyla received a text message originating from Dan's phone number requesting that she call if available. She was and did. In the 13 years that Dan and Leyla have known each other Dan has never once made that request. He still hasn't to this day. MUSI...
Season 2 Episode 2 | Breathe In The Air
Almost Certainly Not - January 20, 2020 05:58 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsLeyla is very gross in a lot of ways. Dan is very antisocial in every conceivable way. Leyla calls Dan a psychopath more than once. It turns out that Dan's imaginary friend made an appearance on the last episode and neither Dan or Leyla were aware of it. And much, much more, none of which is rep...
Season 2 Episode 1 | Speak To Me
Almost Certainly Not - January 13, 2020 17:33 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsDan has had a very bad week, having lost much of his forward momentum and comes to some important, but difficult realizations that he and Leyla explore. Leyla still knows absolutely nothing about The Beatles. And the "breakfast" mystery is solved...kind of. MUSIC: Slow Burn & Just As Soon Kevi...
Episode 22 | Aftermath
Almost Certainly Not - January 06, 2020 10:34 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsLeyla helps Dan solve a mystery. Dan discovers what breakfast is really all about. Leyla doesn’t want to get in touch with college Leyla for a variety of reasons. Dan relates multiple disquieting tales related to his mental health…but what else is new? MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompete...
Season 1 Episode 22 | Aftermath
Almost Certainly Not - January 06, 2020 10:34 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsLeyla helps Dan solve a mystery. Dan discovers what breakfast is really all about. Leyla doesn’t want to get in touch with college Leyla for a variety of reasons. Dan relates multiple disquieting tales related to his mental health…but what else is new? MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompete...
Season 1 Episode 21 | Leyla Versus Pettyman and the Meaninggoround, Part One
Almost Certainly Not - December 26, 2019 04:50 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsWARNING: The contents of this episode may be disturbing or frightening to some listeners. This is not an enticement or a teaser. This is true. However, the audio is being released, in it's entirety, in order to maintain the goal and reason for the existence of this podcast: to illuminate and to ...
Episode 21 | Leyla Versus Pettyman and the Meaninggoround, Part One
Almost Certainly Not - December 26, 2019 04:50 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsWARNING: The contents of this episode may be disturbing or frightening to some listeners. This is not an enticement or a teaser. This is true. However, the audio is being released, in it's entirety, in order to maintain the goal and reason for the existence of this podcast: to illuminate and to ...
Episode 20 | Ye Mighty, And Despair!
Almost Certainly Not - December 23, 2019 03:10 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThe question time tables get turned on Leyla, much to Dan's delight. While Dan expounds on his tortuous thought process, particularly with regards to breasts. He also recites a poem. MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License ...
Season 1 Episode 20 | Ye Mighty, And Despair!
Almost Certainly Not - December 23, 2019 03:10 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThe question time tables get turned on Leyla, much to Dan's delight. While Dan expounds on his tortuous thought process, particularly with regards to breasts. He also recites a poem. MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License ...
Episode 19 | Ulysses
Almost Certainly Not - December 14, 2019 22:37 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsDan makes some new, shocking revelations about that part of himself that shall not be named. Leyla asks Dan absolutely anything, in addition to taking on all social media responsibilities for the show because of Dan's ineptitude. Leyla has a pulled groin, but powers through heroically. Both horr...
Season 1 Episode 19 | Ulysses
Almost Certainly Not - December 14, 2019 22:37 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsDan makes some new, shocking revelations about that part of himself that shall not be named. Leyla asks Dan absolutely anything, in addition to taking on all social media responsibilities for the show because of Dan's ineptitude. Leyla has a pulled groin, but powers through heroically. Both horr...
Season 1 Episode 18 | Meddle
Almost Certainly Not - December 08, 2019 07:35 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratings"Did you miss me?" -- Jim Moriarty MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Episode 18 | Meddle
Almost Certainly Not - December 08, 2019 07:35 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratings"Did you miss me?" -- Jim Moriarty MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Episode 17 | Mother Superior Jumped The Gun
Almost Certainly Not - December 01, 2019 08:29 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThe show takes a turn for the better with the addition of the one and only Leyla Lawrence as a permanent co-host, helping to add a voice of reason to a show that typically contains anything but. We cover previous episode reactions, my treatment progress and complications therein and, believe it ...
Season 1 Episode 17 | Mother Superior Jumped The Gun
Almost Certainly Not - December 01, 2019 08:29 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThe show takes a turn for the better with the addition of the one and only Leyla Lawrence as a permanent co-host, helping to add a voice of reason to a show that typically contains anything but. We cover previous episode reactions, my treatment progress and complications therein and, believe it ...
Episode 16 | Young, Dumb & Full of Cum
Almost Certainly Not - November 25, 2019 07:18 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThe saga continues with guest Leyla Lawrence. Things get personal. Things get complicated. Things get serious. Things get fucking ridiculous. MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Season 1 Episode 16 | Young, Dumb & Full of Cum
Almost Certainly Not - November 25, 2019 07:18 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThe saga continues with guest Leyla Lawrence. Things get personal. Things get complicated. Things get serious. Things get fucking ridiculous. MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Episode 15 | Failure Is An Option
Almost Certainly Not - November 17, 2019 11:14 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThere are many words one could use to describe me. Misanthrope. Curmudgeon. Loner. Prick. Asshole. And they’d be right. But a word not often associated with me, is friend. You, dear listeners, would likely not disagree. And you’d be right, more often than not. But not always. My first guest ever...
Season 1 Episode 15 | Failure Is An Option
Almost Certainly Not - November 17, 2019 11:14 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThere are many words one could use to describe me. Misanthrope. Curmudgeon. Loner. Prick. Asshole. And they’d be right. But a word not often associated with me, is friend. You, dear listeners, would likely not disagree. And you’d be right, more often than not. But not always. My first guest ever...
Episode 14 | Kernel Panic
Almost Certainly Not - November 12, 2019 08:23 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsKernel Panic: a safety measure taken by an operating system upon detecting a fatal error in which it either is unable to safely recover or cannot have the system continue to run without having a higher risk of major data loss. Panic Attack: a sudden episode of intense fear or anxiety and physi...
Season 1 Episode 14 | Kernel Panic
Almost Certainly Not - November 12, 2019 08:23 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsKernel Panic: a safety measure taken by an operating system upon detecting a fatal error in which it either is unable to safely recover or cannot have the system continue to run without having a higher risk of major data loss. Panic Attack: a sudden episode of intense fear or anxiety and physi...
Episode 13 | Unfriendly Radio Unit Shifter
Almost Certainly Not - November 02, 2019 09:29 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsMemory is a funny thing, especially when yours no longer works properly. The worst part about not remembering something is that you can't remember that you can't remember. I explore this and more, in depth, in today's episode. MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Cr...
Season 1 Episode 13 | Unfriendly Radio Unit Shifter
Almost Certainly Not - November 02, 2019 09:29 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsMemory is a funny thing, especially when yours no longer works properly. The worst part about not remembering something is that you can't remember that you can't remember. I explore this and more, in depth, in today's episode. MUSIC: Slow Burn Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Cr...
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