Worst. Show. Ever.
104 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 144 ratingsYou'll probably want to avoid this podcast. It sucks. It's filled with neurotic tales of thieving bears, decoy wallets, and epic Olive Garden rants. It's irreverent and stupid and terrible, and the hosts should really be ashamed of themselves. You can also find archives of this travesty in the "Better Off Undead" podcast, which was just as bad but also had an even stupider name.
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Episodes
WSE53 – Dave Is Psychic
February 24, 2017 10:00 - 35 minutes - 28.7 MBDave has OCD. Explore the strange, strange landscape that is his brain. Will stepping on a crack really break his mother’s back? Why would he step through a door backwards? […]
WSE52 Dave and His Bullet Journal
February 10, 2017 10:00 - 29 minutes - 23.4 MBEver heard of a bullet journal? Dave has one. It’s an analogue system in a digital age. Or some crap like that. Sean is in his month of no vices, […]
WSE51 Dave Hates Christmas
February 03, 2017 10:00 - 29 minutes - 24.1 MBIf you know Dave, you know he can’t stand Aziz, who was on Saturday Night Live. He also shares his newfound belief in God, how his son likes to believe […]
WSE50 Everything Goes Wrong in Every Way for Dave at Target
January 27, 2017 10:00 - 33 minutes - 26.8 MBJohnny admits his and his father’s attraction to Dave and his new haircut, Sean’s mom wouldn’t take a picture of him because he was ugly, and the guys wonder if […]
WSE49 Dave Witnesses a Best-of-Target Episode
December 23, 2016 10:00 - 26 minutes - 21.7 MBAll the things Dave has already bitched about at Target, all rolled into a single trip. From the reckless SUV jerk who was probably from New York, abusive parents and […]
WSE48 Let’s Rank Fetishes
December 16, 2016 10:00 - 30 minutes - 24.6 MBDave rants about Mario Bros and Nintendo’s ‘always-on connection,’ and how they’re requiring massive data and probably tracking your shit. Ever heard of a decoy Alexa? Dave explains why people […]
WSE47 Seven Ways to Make WSE Worse
December 09, 2016 10:00 - 41 minutes - 33.1 MBWe recently gathered together and brainstormed how to make WSE ‘better,’ and today, you get a sneak peek of the things you’ll be hearing (and possibly hating) on the show. […]
WSE46 Dave vs Manliness
November 11, 2016 10:00 - 43 minutes - 34.9 MBDave shares what he’d think if he met himself, he has to throw a baseball in a crowd of ‘manly-men,’ and he feels guilty for writing. Johnny suggests a new […]
WSE45 Porn on Planes
November 04, 2016 09:00 - 56 minutes - 45 MBEver heard of The Serbian Film? It’s banned in most places and was removed from Netflix. Today, the guys discuss it. If you want to be shocked in the worst […]
WSE44 Dave’s on a MF-ing Plane
October 28, 2016 09:00 - 36 minutes - 29.5 MBIt’s been a long-time point of contention among the guys; Dave won’t get on a plane. During the last Smarter Artist Summit, he literally drove for three days, halfway across […]
WSE43 Dave vs The Hurricane
October 21, 2016 09:00 - 36 minutes - 29.5 MBThe recent hurricane in Florida saw Dave relocated, dealing with spoilage, in close proximity of other people, and every other bad thing one can throw at someone like him. It […]
WSE42 Dave Needs IED Purse Protection
October 07, 2016 09:00 - 55 minutes - 44.2 MBDon’t mistake today’s abundance of topics as actually being prepared. Sean went to Montreal, Dave references Faces of Death, and eating at a lightless restaurant staffed by blind people. Johnny […]
WSE41 Dave Brings Us Down
September 23, 2016 09:00 - 45 minutes - 36.6 MBDave’s been saving up and has plenty to complain about this week… from baseball games and trying to NOT make friends, boy scouts, and Sean and Dave somehow changed places. […]
WSE40 Something Nice to Say with Claire Taylor and Bryan Cohen
September 09, 2016 09:00 - 47 minutes - 37.8 MBThis one’s a doozey. Today, our guests Clair and Bryan are teasing their new podcast, Something Nice to Say, where they take universally hated things and try to say nice […]
WSE39 Dave Versus Publix
August 26, 2016 09:00 - 30 minutes - 24.2 MBThe guys discuss whether or not Dave’s son should watch Gremlins and their experiences in high school. Dave meets his waiter in the Popeye’s bathroom, and guess what the guy […]
WSE38 Dave Gets Purple and Veiny
August 19, 2016 09:00 - 30 minutes - 24.2 MBDave rants about racism in football celebrations, a judge ordering a Florida man to stop ordering pizza, and the upcoming podcast death match with the Something Nice to Say hosts. […]
WSE37 Let's Talk Wangs
August 12, 2016 09:00 - 24 minutes - 19.6 MBThe guys talk about the big showdown coming between Dave and the Something Nice to Say podcast hosts, who take horrible events and find something nice to say about them. […]
WSE36 Bowling is a Lot Like Bondage
August 05, 2016 09:00 - 43 minutes - 34.7 MBDave is plotting to thwart his son’s love of baseball in favor of gaming; Johnny has traumatic scars from baseball as a kid; and Dave’s life revolves around licking or […]
WSE35 Peeing for One Minute
July 29, 2016 09:00 - 41 minutes - 33 MBThe guys are fishing for something Dave can rant about, and Dory’s on the hook in today’s episode. Sean rants about Dreamworks stealing Disney’s thunder. Angry Birds spied on you […]
WSE34 Dave Buys Cancer from Walmart
July 15, 2016 10:00 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBDave goes to Walmart and loses his faith in humanity. He also wonders where the meat in the deli actually comes from. He talks about what would happen if he […]
WSE33 Rave Dave
July 01, 2016 10:00 - 5 MBThe guys go off about Olive Garden and sub-par restaurant chains. A live viewer creates a new drinking game in Sean’s honor. The guys try to convince Sean that if […]
WSE32 Dave Gives Dating Advice
June 17, 2016 10:00 - 5 MBWe have a special guest today, 21-year-old Logan, in order for him to learn all there is to know about dating, marriage, and life in general. How to send dick […]
WSE31 Dave's Big Epiphany
June 10, 2016 10:00 - 5 MBDave is DONE with his former favorite restaurant and the friend who ordered appetizers before he showed up. He realizes that the Tao is a scam. Dave gives genius advice […]
WSE30 Dave Versus Aziz Ansari
June 03, 2016 10:00 - 31.4 MBToday, the guys talk about OCD porn, a WSE so bad it couldn’t be aired, and Sean reads the Slack transcript of Audra giving it the axe. Dave talks about […]
WSE29 75 Percent Chance of Murder
May 20, 2016 10:00 - 29.2 MBSean advocates for drug users with his son, Dave’s son asks about ‘nibbles,’ and Johnny takes the high road. The guys’ kids experiment with cussing. Dave shares a minor victory […]
WSE28 It Just Keeps Getting Worse
May 06, 2016 10:00 - 39.4 MBDave has OCD. Sex is gross because there’s goo involved. No one’s getting fucked by Tucker Max. Johnny advocates tongs for toilet issues. The guys play a rousing game of […]
WSE27 Getting Specificals
April 29, 2016 10:01 - 21.2 MBTopic… what’s a topic? Johnny rants about selling his stuff before the move. Sean tells the story about when he and Johnny flew to Chicago, and make fun of Dave’s […]
WSE26 The Worst Recap of the Best Summit Ever
April 22, 2016 10:00 - 47.9 MBToday, the guys share the hilarious and terrible things that happened at the Smarter Artist Summit, including the week of restaurants and staying at the Airbnb with Dave and Johnny. […]
WSE25 Dave Has Problems Again
April 15, 2016 10:00 - 45 MBDave talks about his preparations for the trip to Austin, and having Jesus as co-pilot on driving day. He shares some of his possibilities for death or maiming that could […]
WSE24 Fecal in Florida
April 01, 2016 10:00 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBToday, the guys talk about how Dave is ruining Sean and Johnny’s enjoyment of the world. Sean sees the world through Dave-colored glasses when he goes on a cruise to […]
WSE23 Johnny and Dave are Sharing an Air BnB
March 25, 2016 10:00 - 45.9 MBNo, Sean is REALLY not here! It was supposed to be a week off, but then something interesting happened. Dave and Johnny are going to be roommates, so to make […]
WSE22 Johnny Is Intense
March 18, 2016 10:00 - 41.5 MBSean tells the donkey story about his mom and her hoarding problem Today’s show topic comes from Amy’s comment that Johnny is so intense. Sean read’s Amy’s Slack session where […]
WSE21 Dave REALLY Wants That Phone
March 11, 2016 11:00 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBRemember, you can join us LIVE on Blab. Go to Blab.im/sterling_stone and see what episodes are coming up next, and for reminders to join us. Today, Dave talks about… RANTS […]
WSE20 Dave May Be Holding a Load
March 04, 2016 11:00 - 29.4 MBIt’s another amazing episode of Dave ranting about people and asserting that there is, indeed, a better way to organize groceries. Dave is paranoid about the woman he talked to […]
WSE19 Dave Throws Down for Turkey Chili
February 26, 2016 11:00 - 33 MBSo what are the guys bitching about today? They’re not sure, but something will come up. Dave’s 1800 word blog post about Panera. A lack of sugar for several weeks. […]
WSE18 Dave Embarrasses Himself for Romance Author JA Huss
February 19, 2016 11:00 - 54.9 MBJulie Huss joins Johnny, Sean, and Dave for an episode where she makes the guys seem clean and polite. Also, get the VERY BEST of Dave’s worst experiences, relived just […]
WSE17 Dave versus Sleep Apnea
February 12, 2016 11:00 - 28.8 MBEXPLICIT Today’s episode brought you with an important PSA: Breathe at Night. On to the shenanigans. Dave’s experience at the clinic, and the woman with the runny nose. Then he […]
WSE16 The Tao of Dave
February 05, 2016 11:00 - 30.1 MBDave’s been reading a book on Zen, but is having trouble taking the wisdom to heart. In fact, he suspects the foundations of Zen, and shares a wild conspiracy theory, […]
WSE15 The One With the Fleshlight and the Lottery
January 29, 2016 11:00 - 33.2 MBToday, the guys wing it – they don’t even have a topic picked out! Johnny’s gym incident where he got conned out of $40, but kept his pride Sean Googles […]
WSE14 Dave's Self Improvement is Ruining the Show
January 22, 2016 11:00 - 21.6 MBIf there are holidays, then there’s Dave ranting. Or not… the guys realize that Dave’s self improvement, they have nothing to talk about. Dave has a new server when he […]
WSE13 Star Wars and Porn
January 15, 2016 11:00 - 38.6 MBWeeeeeee Not even Worst. Show. Ever. is immune to the Star Wars mania sweeping the nation. Or the wave that hasn’t stopped sweeping the nation – porn. The guys brainstorm […]
WSE12 Ray Chase Doesn't Need This Shit
January 08, 2016 11:00 - 40.4 MBToday’s guest is Ray Chase, the new Justin Timberlake of WSE, and frequent voice of Sterling and Stone’s various audiobooks, including the character Boricio. NOTE: If you have a weak […]
WSE11 Is Dave Wrong
January 01, 2016 11:00 - 39.6 MBWe have RAY CHASE! Okay. That didn’t work out, but we’ll have him next time. So on today’s Worst. Show. Ever., we just went with it. Dave freaks out about […]
WSE10 Dave Has Thousands of Problems
December 25, 2015 11:00 - 24.3 MBDave has problems. We know this. And as usual, Johnny and Sean laugh at them. Nicely. Dave flakes out on a concert due to anxiety and his friend guilt trips […]
WSE09 The Worst Game Show Ever Part 2
December 18, 2015 11:00 - 36.7 MBPart 2: A throwback to the old Better Off Undead’s ‘The Newlydeads,’ the guys ask pointed questions, but each question has a catch. We’ll tell you the first catch, but […]
WSE08 The Worst Game Show Ever
December 11, 2015 11:00 - 26.2 MBPart 1: A throwback to the old Better Off Undead’s ‘The Newlydeads,’ the guys ask pointed questions, but each question has a catch. We’ll tell you the first catch, but […]
WSE07 Dave Loses His Voice
December 04, 2015 11:00 - 31.9 MBDave has lost his voice, but that doesn’t stop him from making an appearance in today’s show, albeit in a very creepy way… Seriously. WTF Dave? Are you trying to […]
WSE06 Dave Gets a Bubba Stick
November 27, 2015 11:00 - 29.4 MBUuuummm…. Well. It’s a show. Dave shows off his new stick, the guys google things they probably shouldn’t, and some random theories about what makes people want to kick Dave’s […]
WSE05 Dave Goes to Hooters
November 20, 2015 11:00 - 20 MBSean kicks it off by asking Dave what the worst thing that happened to him this week was. Hilarity ensues! Sean likes food and boobs. So Dave tells his Hooters […]
WSE04 Dave Gets Ass Burgess
November 13, 2015 11:00 - 30.2 MBToday’s Worst. Show. Ever. is a reckoning for Dave, along with a surprise diagnosis. In one of the previous episodes of this show’s precursor, Better Off Undead, Dave might have […]