Today, the guys talk about how Dave is ruining Sean and Johnny’s enjoyment of the world. Sean sees the world through Dave-colored glasses when he goes on a cruise to […]

Today, the guys talk about how Dave is ruining Sean and Johnny’s enjoyment of the world.

Sean sees the world through Dave-colored glasses when he goes on a cruise to the Caribbean.
Miami is a shit storm of shitty shit shit according to Dave. Sean thinks it’s beautiful.
Dave rants about feces floating in the water at the Keys.
Sean’s family has the worst meal ever, and they handled it so much differently than Dave.
Petting turtles and turtle massacres.
Also, turtles have salmonella, and the turtle farm’s picture scam.
The self-serve line at Target, and how the finger-licking woman managed to contaminate all Dave’s stuff anyway.
Dave and Johnny discuss how they are going to get through a week’s worth of Dave’s anger and rants as they room together for the Summit.
The McDonald’s trip and Dave’s sage advice on how to give the cashier hell
Update on Dave’s travel plans to Texas with all the flooding.