Worst. Show. Ever.
104 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 144 ratingsYou'll probably want to avoid this podcast. It sucks. It's filled with neurotic tales of thieving bears, decoy wallets, and epic Olive Garden rants. It's irreverent and stupid and terrible, and the hosts should really be ashamed of themselves. You can also find archives of this travesty in the "Better Off Undead" podcast, which was just as bad but also had an even stupider name.
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Episodes
WSE103 Worst Scare Ever
November 08, 2019 09:00 - 32 minutes - 18.5 MBIf you’re listening to this, you probably got here early… unless you’re one of the sad souls who actually downloaded this monstrosity. Speaking of monstrosities: it’s our Halloween special—an episode […]
WSE102 Swamp Monster Fuck Water
October 11, 2019 12:00 - 31 minutes - 17.9 MBDeep within the Cypress swamp, beyond the thick wall of fecal heat, automated phone trees and, re-animated tater tots, lives something sinister—a nightmare of a beast that average, everyday Floridians […]
WSE101 Hopes and Dreams and Schemes
October 04, 2019 05:00 - 36 minutes - 25.4 MBDave Trope Land is a wondrous place. Not a bumper sticker in sight and tatter tots everywhere. It’s the one place where you can truly be yourself without family getting […]
WSE100 Snot Rockets and Unicorns
September 04, 2019 09:00 - 43 minutes - 25 MBWe’re back for episode 100! No matter where Dave has gone this summer, he’s had to deal with other people’s shit… err… snot. This is the first opportunity Dave has […]
WSE99 Dave v. Louisiana
March 13, 2019 10:00 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MBThe Smarter Artist Summit wouldn’t be complete without the harrowing tale of Dave’s journey through the bowels of Louisiana, complete with a battle against OCD and shootout with a flat-earther. […]
WSE98 Two Truths and a Lie
February 28, 2019 10:00 - 25 minutes - 18.6 MBWhat’s up Dave’s butt? Imagine living in a world where your wife is hogging the only pot large enough to make a reasonable amount of mac and cheese. Yeah. It’s […]
WSE97 Dave's Christmas Cookie Extravaganza
January 02, 2019 10:00 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MBDave’s best friend sent him a gift of “David’s Cookies” to make up for the holiday classic A Very Davey Christmas and Dave has convinced us to turn our optimization […]
WSE96 Dave Gets Lubed
December 26, 2018 10:00 - 25 minutes - 17.8 MBWe haven’t done this in a while, but we’re back by marginal demand. Now that Dave has lost his taste for subpar restaurant food, he’s finally ready to start his […]
WSE95 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 2
October 17, 2018 09:00 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MBWe’ve hit an all new low in effort on this show. Instead of actually recording an episode, we’re just using the audio from our other, much better show, The Story […]
WSE94 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 1
October 10, 2018 09:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MBSomehow we managed to create a show for our other podcast that’s so laid back that it actually feels like it should be a Worst. Show Ever. episode. Buckle-up. This […]
WSE93 Unicorn Cereal
September 26, 2018 09:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MBDave doesn’t ask for a lot out of life. He has revealed time and again how easy it is to live a fulfilled life by following three simple rules: 1. […]
WSE92 Back to School Special
September 12, 2018 09:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MBNow that school is back in session, we can finally get some work done—fully clothed, mind you. But with Dave’s dishwasher broken, and Sean’s hypothetical search for Jesus, only studious […]
WSE91 Bullshit Dave Won't Do
September 05, 2018 09:00 - 29 minutes - 20.7 MBThere’s a lot of bullshit Dave and his dad won’t put up with, especially after having to walk ten miles in the snow, uphill both ways. Sean and Johnny have […]
WSE90 What's Up Dave's Butt Literally
August 22, 2018 09:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MBNo doctor in Florida can be trusted. They’ll either prescribe you life-threatening levels of HGTV or force you to sit in a chamber of farts with an asshole New Yorker. […]
WSE89 Dave Spoils Hereditary
August 01, 2018 09:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MBDave sees and spoils the movie Hereditary for everyone. So if you haven’t seen it and still plan to, steer clear of this episode. Really, you shouldn’t be listening to […]
WSE88 The Toxic Avenger
June 27, 2018 16:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MBDave teaches us about the finer details of ASMR and video game spectating. We then plot with strategic precision to expose our kids to The Toxic Avenger.
WSE87 The One We Didn't Delete
May 23, 2018 16:00 - 19 minutes - 13.7 MBThis is the episode we didn’t delete. In retrospect, we probably should have deleted this one too. Dave’s family prevents him from ranting about a particular text message, forcing us […]
WSE86 Dave's Racist Neighbor
April 25, 2018 09:00 - 27 minutes - 19.1 MBSean has nightmares about Tommy Wiseau joining Sterling & Stone, and Dave has an awkward encounter with his racist neighbor.
WSE85 Dave Gets a Midnight Visit
April 18, 2018 09:00 - 22 minutes - 15.8 MBDave gets a late night visitor after accepting life alert duties. Later, the guys pitch ideas to replace WSE as Dave won’t stop seeing the optimistic side of trite ideas.
WSE84 The Talk and Three's Company
April 11, 2018 09:00 - 25 minutes - 17.4 MBDave stresses about the day when [REDACTED] discovers WSE on YouTube. It couldn’t possibly be any worse than when he had to explain female anatomy to him, right? Afterward, Sean […]
WSE83 Dave vs the B&B — SAS2018
March 23, 2018 09:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBDave’s journey to Austin, TX was riddled with misery and construction. In this episode, Dave chronicles his trek to the land of ironically asshole drivers only to arrive at the […]
WSE82 Dave vs Dishes and 2 Stories
March 09, 2018 10:00 - 28 minutes - 39.7 MBDave is curious about how other people exist. For example: how do people wash dishes in a conventional sink? And why are all the kids these days saying “pussy–bitch–mothafucker?” Dave […]
WSE81 Dave Doesn't Remember His Wedding
March 02, 2018 10:00 - 28 minutes - 19.3 MBDave doesn’t remember his wedding, or Sean’s age, or anything else for that matter. But he does know three things to be true: Streaming services need to cut the shit. […]
WSE80 Stacking Plates is Bad
February 23, 2018 10:00 - 40 minutes - 28 MBSean shares his new scarf obsession when Dave adds Adam Driver to his shit-list. Dave then reveals that his wife is a “stacker” and his anxiety surrounding upcoming travel plans. […]
WSE79 Dave and the Dog Party
February 16, 2018 10:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB12 months. 30 Days. 1 changed man. Sean and Johnny pep-talk Dave after he starts a series of 30 day challenges. Sean is about to attend his first dog birthday […]
WSE78 Dave Gets Weepy Over Christmas
February 02, 2018 10:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBDave’s heart grows three sizes when he has to break the news about Santa to his son and tries to enjoy things as they’re happening by living in the moment. […]
WSE77 Dave Will Save the Neighbor if it's Convenient
January 19, 2018 10:00 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MBAll Dave wants for Christmas is for the manufactured happy music to stop. In this episode, Dave draws the boundaries around sexual deviancy, investigates Max Hardcore, then pitches the Best. […]
WSE76 Dave the (Assistant) Coach
January 05, 2018 10:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MBDave coaches his son in sports. Johnny and Sean stand in as Dave’s son and ask the hard hitting questions that parents everywhere face everyday. Finally, Dave lists the worst […]
WSE75 Dave Can Smell Lies
December 22, 2017 10:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBSean tells a prank story about two roommates who live together at home and Dave shares how Worst. Show. Ever. reinvigorated his marriage. Hopefully [REDACTED] listens to this one, so […]
WSE74 Dinner with Dave
December 08, 2017 10:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MBWhat happens when Dave goes to dinner and encounters racism? This episode finally shares the answer. Afterward, Johnny tells Dave how to escape his odd corner of the universe where […]
WSE73 Never Try Anything New
November 24, 2017 10:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MBDave’s back again with another restaurant review, further proving that all restaurants are guilty until proven innocent. Afterwards, Dave lists 10 rules for that all wait staff should—nay, MUST—obey.
WSE72 Dave Wasn't Invited
November 10, 2017 10:00 - 36 minutes - 24.9 MBWhen you hear a scream, which way do you run? Johnny and Sean share stories from NINC in Florida and lose all possibility for IHOP sponsoring the show. Later, Dave […]
WSE71 Dave vs The Hurricane
October 27, 2017 09:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBDave recounts his experience with hurricane Irma. Power outages, Mad Max levels of chaos, and driving-lane-induced spitting branches of reality all come into play in this epic tale. We also […]
WSE70 How Not to Do the Dishes
October 13, 2017 09:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBDave arrives with a list of grudge-less grievances and reveals the magic solution to cleaning cheese off of plate. He shares how one might escape someone with an offensive smell, […]
WSE69 Dave vs. Porn
September 29, 2017 09:00 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MBJohnny, Sean, and Dave plot how best to expose [REDACTED] Jr. to sex and, ultimately, porn so that he can watch the new Spider-Man movie.
WSE68 Vacations are Better Without Family
September 15, 2017 09:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MBDave gets a much-needed break from winning his marriage when his family takes a vacation without him. He waxes poetic about the joys of being home alone where no one can […]
WSE67 Sean Travels and Dave Bitches About It
August 25, 2017 09:00 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MBSean isn’t good at complaining. Dave is. So Sean tells Dave what happened to him in his most recent travels, and Dave pretends it happens to him. Then he rants […]
WSE66 Dave Versus Fireworks
August 18, 2017 09:00 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MBDaves bitches about a job he loves. Now we know that Dave can’t be happy. Dave hates fireworks, and so does Johnny. Johnny talks about the time he almost died. […]
WSE65 Dave Versus Baseball Redux
August 11, 2017 09:00 - 25 minutes - 23 MBThere’s a new word for WSE: Daverati. Like the Illuminati, but Dave. Anyway, Dave shares his experience of VIP seats at a minor-league baseball game. He’d planned ahead: a morning […]
WSE64 Dave Goes to the Movies
July 28, 2017 09:00 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MBJohnny talks about his wife buying a horse, because she loves riding horses. Dave completely RUINS it. Guess how… Next the guys talk movies, and all Sean can think of […]
WSE63 Dave Vs Youth Basketball
July 14, 2017 09:00 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBWorst. Show. Ever. is therapy for Dave. Today’s session starts with basketball camp with his son. He has the sudden realization that he’s ruining his son’s prospects for having friends. […]
WSE62 Dave Uses Death to Win Arguments
June 30, 2017 09:00 - 33 minutes - 31 MBSean reads an exchange between him and Dave over a project Sean was doing, and Dave’s true colors show. Comic Sans, grandma couch, and the Holocaust were involved. Dave talks […]
WSE61 Dave is Out of Rants
June 16, 2017 09:00 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBDave’s family ISN’T HOME! Things get pretty salty in this episode. Dave shares what his ideal Father’s Day gift is, and he explains why he will NEVER visit his friend […]
WSE60 Dave Ruins Children's Dreams
June 02, 2017 09:00 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MBWould a woman rather be called dumb or annoying? Dave tackles this question with input from the live audience. Next, Dave takes on Career Day at school at his son’s […]
WSE59 The Return of Dave Clips
May 19, 2017 09:00 - 41 minutes - 33.3 MBDave is emotionally constipated. It’s time for a big dump. Except Dave’s family his home. So we resort to the next best thing… Dave telling death-defying airplane stories as Johnny […]
WSE58 Dave Takes the Enneagram
May 05, 2017 09:00 - 41 minutes - 33 MBEveryone on the Sterling and Stone team seems to know what their Enneagram number is. Everyone except Dave. Johnny hits Dave with a full battery of questions to determine what […]
WSE57 Dave vs Rednecks
April 21, 2017 09:00 - 42 minutes - 33.9 MBSean and Johnny discuss how they’re ruining Dave’s life, including the blood-stained incident in the AirBnB. Next, they conspire and come up with a way to move Dave to Austin […]
WSE56 Sean Isn't Mexican Anymore
April 07, 2017 09:00 - 38 minutes - 31.1 MBToday is a jam-packed episode. Dave’s anger levels are through the roof and Target sold him fuzzy strawberries. He had to deal with his new favorite restaurant’s terrible service AND […]
WSE55 Dave Gets an MRI
March 24, 2017 09:00 - 26 minutes - 21.6 MBFor the past year, Dave has had issues with his right shoulder. It’s not the chronic masturbation, but he still decided to live with the pain. (Also, a rant on […]
WSE54 Dave and the Lowes Shit Show
March 10, 2017 10:00 - 36 minutes - 29.1 MBDave gets angry at Target’s layout and inevitable upselling when he’s trying to find a new washing machine. He and his son experience the stereo shit-show of Lowe’s men’s bathroom. […]