Dave doesn’t ask for a lot out of life. He has revealed time and again how easy it is to live a fulfilled life by following three simple rules: 1. […]

Dave doesn’t ask for a lot out of life. He has revealed time and again how easy it is to live a fulfilled life by following three simple rules:

1. Limit your family time to one hour per day.

2. All the houses on your street must remain occupied.

3. Tentacle porn cereal should be part of your balanced breakfast.

It’s that simple. And the sooner the rest of us get on board, the sooner we can all begin winning our marriages.