Will You Accept This Rose?
383 episodes - English - Latest episode: 16 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2.4K ratingsThe Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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Episodes
"DRAFT PICKS BACHELOR 2017!" With Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster
December 21, 2016 08:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBArden, Erin, Paget, Rob, Katie and Anna go through the lovely contestants of this years magical SHITSHOW that is sure to be BACHELOR 2017 starring Katie's future Ex-Husband NICK VIALL! Kaitlyn Doppelgangers! Aspiring Dolphin Trainers! Small Business Owners! Who is going to get HORNY FEVER on the most highly anticipated season of the Bachelor of All time! FOURTH TIME'S A CHARM!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
"Ben and Lauren: Betrothed Strangers?" With Rob Benedict and Lauren Lapkus
November 02, 2016 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBRob Benedict (Supernatural) and Lauren Lapkus (Orange is the New Black) join Arden in this SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE of #WYATR where they discuss the first three episodes of what may be the least sexy show on television Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After? TOILETS! TWINS! TEARS! PRANKS! Arden wants to kick herself in the face watching back to back eps but her hamstrings are too tight! Rob confesses that Bachelor In Paradise has turned him into a full blown junkie jonesing for MORE Bachelor show!...
"#BLESSED!" With Rob Benedict
September 08, 2016 02:51 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBRob Benedict (Supernatural) joins Arden and ERIN! (back from her bunker in Texas) to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN TELEVISION HISTORY a.k.a the FINALE OF SNATCH IN PARADISE!!! PROPOSALS! TEARS! TATTOOS! SURFING DOGS! CLUMPY EYE LASH EXTENSIONS! all that...and NEIL F-ING LANE!! Arden gives a slow clap to Evan's pointy ween, Rob wants to give Emmy awards to the chickens/dogs/editors of #BIP, Erin is vying for an invite to the boozy nuptials of GRACE, Katie wants to F#*$ NICK MORE THAN EV...
"Good Talk!" With Wells Adams and Steve Hytner
September 01, 2016 06:53 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBWells Adams BIP Superstud & Steve Hytner (SEINFELD's Banya) join Arden to talk Boner Bars! Russian hookers! The Gulag! Giant Eyelashes! and of course TACOS! Arden wants to be Wells fourth paramour in pardise! Wells is afraid of people who show their lower teeth! Steve is impressed by the size of the black bar covering Evan's WEEN! ALL THAT AND.......Steve and Wells pick a TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener...
"Papa Bear, Pigeons and Poon!" With Kirsten Vangsness!
August 25, 2016 07:33 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBKirsten Vangsness (Criminal Minds) and Arden discuss Caila's witchy magical lady ways, Ashley I's loud Crying Jags, and Daniel's way with the English language! Tears! Clogging Twins! Lady Boners! Arden kind of wants to run away with Daniel to Canada, Kirsten is obsessed with the En Pointe Eyelash Extension Game of the Paradise females, Everyone is MAD AT IZZY! (and Katie still needs to hump Nick South of the Border- come on people!! $$$) ALL THAT AND........KATIE AND ANNA PICK A TWEET OF THE...
"El Hospital, Por Favor!" With Christian Bishop, Alex Woytkiw and Rob Benedict
August 17, 2016 23:44 - 1 hour - 75 MBRob Benedict (Supernatural) and Arden discuss Paradise with Christian and Alex from JoJo's season! Christmas comes early this year when Christian Bishop surprises Arden and Rob with the OG (Original Goocho)! Pizza moans! Parrot confidants! Surprise goochos! Arden is threatened by Caila's hair, Rob warns Evan that his "benedict is showing", Christian greets his Corgi lady with open arms and Alex proves once again that he is man enough to know that life isn't all blueberries and paper planes! ...
"Lions and Eagles and Pigeons and Sheep, Oh My!" With Ralph Garman and Paget Brewster
August 11, 2016 23:44 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBRalph Garman (Hollywood Babble-On) and Paget Brewster (Another Period, Criminal Minds) join Arden to discuss the MAGICAL, SEXY, DISASTER, South of the Border, that is BACHELOR IN PARADISE!! Chad craps his pants! Daniel is a Canadian Wizard Savant! Twinscapades!!! Tongue Slurping Kisses!!!! USA! USA! Arden wants to start a Kickstarter campaign to send Katie to Mexico to hump Nick, Ralph things Daniel and Sarah are a Nora Ephron movie playing out in front of our eyes! Paget questions her kissi...
"She is a Praaaaanccesss!" With Sarah Colonna
August 03, 2016 18:30 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBSarah Colonna (Chelsea Lately) discusses the FINALE of Joelle "Hanna Montana" Fletcher's Season of Bachelorette with Arden and Erin. Donald Duck shoes! Funny Hats! Bejeweled Strappy Sandals! She is a PRANNNCESS YOU NEED TO MAKE HER A QUEEEEEN! Arden is APPALLED AT THE GRAMMAR and that Jordan's family got "drug into this”, Sarah wants Jojo's sister to fall in love with Robby! Erin wants to borrow one of Jojo's mom's faces! All that and TWEET OF THE WEEK chosen by Katie and Anna! Learn more ...
"Fantasy Suites + Monkeys = Heaven!" With Rob Benedict, Ralph Garman and Paget Brewster!
July 28, 2016 00:35 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBRob Benedict (Supernatural), Ralph Garman (Hollywood Babble-On, KROQ/Los Angeles' Kevin and Bean) and Paget Brewster (Another Period, WYATR Secretary of State) join Arden to discuss getting in the BONE ZONE! THAI MASSAGES! POOOOOOR LUKE! and the 1,000 YARD STARE!! Arden wants a Monkey! Paget wants nothing to do Arden's new Monkey! Ralph admits he tried to get a free pass from his wife to compete for JoJo! Rob breaks down Luke's 1,000 yard stare! ALL THIS AND KATIE AND ANNA PICK THE TWEET OF ...
"BONUS EP: Arden and Wells Sitting in a Tree!" With Wells Adams and Paget Brewster!
July 27, 2016 23:18 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MBWells Adams (Bachelorette, Snapchat Superstar) Facetimes with Arden and Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds, WYATR Royalty) to discuss- TACOS! PUPPIES! THEIR LOVE OF JAMES TAYLOR! and MONKEYS! Arden tries to get Wells to go out for tacos with her! Wells agrees with Katie that James Taylor would make a great BACHELOR! Paget can't believe how much Arden is in a girlish Twitter! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
"Him and I Are Into Each Other!" With Lauren Lapkus and Paget Brewster
July 21, 2016 16:30 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBLauren Lapkus (Orange is the New Black) and Paget Brewster (Another Period/ #WYATR Royalty) break down the hometown visits of LOOKALIKE LOVERS with Arden! Tight Jeans! Hammered moms! Broken homes! LOVERS! Arden begs the listeners to buy her colored wine glasses encased in tumblers! Lauren tries to figure out the visual difference between Chase, Jordan and Robby! Paget confesses her desire to get in the BONE ZONE with Luke! Arden, Lauren, Paget, Anna and Katie are all #TEAMLUKE!!! Learn mor...
"I Am Your Goocho!" With Jason Ritter, Paget Brewster and Melanie Lynskey
July 15, 2016 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBLovebirds Jason Ritter (Another Period) and Melanie Lynskey (Togetherness) join Arden and the OFFICIAL #WYATR Secretary of State Paget Brewster (Another Period) to discuss Gooooochos, Horse Whisperers, Comanche Moons, pegged dude jeans, and HAIR GEL! Arden begs Jordan to stop biting his lip like Kristen Stewart! Jason confesses his love for our secret boyfriend Christian! Melanie makes a case that Jordan is actually a good guy, after telling us what happens under the magical Comanche moon! P...
"Bachelorette Goes Fellini" With John Ross Bowie, Josh Brener and James Pumphrey
July 06, 2016 07:00 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBJohn Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory) Josh Brener (Silicon Valley) and James Pumphrey (Key and Peele) go in DEEP with Arden on this season of The Bachelorette, anxiety, and their new play Four Chords and a Gun at The Bootleg Theater. Boning in the hot tub! Talking to raccoons! Unicorns!Arden introduced "Ambien Santa" to the guys, John likens The Bachelorette to a Fellini movie, Josh thinks I uncorked last weeks episode, James rates the Bachelorette from a "Scotch on The Rocks" to a "Four Loco”! ...
"Kiss Me, Wells!" With Steve Hytner and Theo Von
June 30, 2016 07:00 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBTheo Von (Netflix) and Steve Hytner (Banya from Seinfeld) join Arden for the MOST INSANE podcast yet! Pity Roses! Crocodile Evita Tears! The Falcon! Arden is appalled by Jordan's swishing of his wine glass! Theo think Wells has legs made of ribbons! Steve and Theo help Arden dry off her Iphone! EVERYONE IS EXCITED BY THE TANGO TEACHER'S SEXY NETHER-REGION!......And Katie and Anna help pick a tweet of the week! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omn...
Bonus Episode with Christian Bishop!
June 24, 2016 07:00 - 37 minutes - 34.1 MBFinally! The bonus episode with Christian Bishop! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Attack Of The Mini-Chads!" With Sarah Colonna and Jon Ryan
June 23, 2016 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBLovebirds Sarah Colonna (Chelsea Lately) and Jon Ryan (Seattle Seahawks punter) join Arden and Erin to discuss Protein Powder Funerals, Jordan Roger's weird dance moves and the timeless sexy, sexy siren call of Pennsylvania and URUGUAY! Arden want to hire Jon Ryan to help Wells own the sexy, sexy tiger that lives inside of him! Sarah wants Vinny to cut Jordan's floppy bangs off! Jon thinks Alex's sand flips, may have actually just been an unplanned tumble! Erin is pretty sure Jordan quoted B...
"Middleditch in Paradise" With Thomas Middleditch
June 15, 2016 20:46 - 57 minutes - 53 MBThomas Middleditch (Silicon Valley) joins Arden to break down the new cast of Bachelor in Paradise! Will Lace and Chad find love in Mexico? Has Jared been set free from Ashley I's steely grip?? Will Jorge the Bartender find love? Thomas wants to woo Jubilee with improv shows and comic books, Arden wants to see footage of Jordan Rogers in the Las Vegas production of "Damn Yankees”, Arden, Anna and Katie BEG ABC to let us air the Christian interview!!!!! ALL THAT AND MOOOOOOORE! *****June 20th...
"Be More Like Mussolini!" With Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster
June 09, 2016 04:30 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBRob Benedict (Supernatural) and Paget Brewster (Another Period) join Arden and Erin to discuss THE GREATEST TWO episodes in the history of television! Machetes! Yams! Tank Tops! Arden thinks Chad's whistling is creepier than Robert Durst's burps, Erin was impressed by Jordan's skills as a quaterback, Rob does not want to go to Pennsylvania for a sexy getaway, Paget kind of wants to poke the Chad Bear! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.c...
"Loose Meats!" With Paget Brewster and Sharon Hills
June 01, 2016 15:52 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBPaget Brewster (Another Period) and Sharon Hills (a.k.a. Chris Hardwick's MOM!) join Arden and Erin to talk about about the magical festival of loose meat that was this episode of The Bachelorette. SO MUCH MEAT! Arden and Erin think that Chad is the WORST/ BEST/ WORST, Mama Hardwick loves Jordan because he is related to Aaron Rogers, Paget is BACK and still wants to make out with the hipster but will settle for Wells instead! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnet...
"Daaaaamn Daniel!" With Fortune Feimster!
May 24, 2016 07:00 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MBFortune Feimster (The Mindy Project) and Arden kick off the season with a breakdown of the hot drunken mess that was the season opener of The Bachelorette. Arden wants a house by the beach with a white baby grand and no job. Fortune is more afraid of Daniel's Canadian accent then his nudity. Arden and Fortune discuss what it would be like if they were on The Bachelorette! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
"The 2016 Bachelorette Draft!" With Paget Brewster
May 20, 2016 07:00 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBArden, Erin and special guest Paget Brewster go over all the men competing for Jojo's heart! They choose their top picks, who they think will be craziest and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Eddie Tells All"
March 25, 2016 01:46 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBEddie confronts his captor Arden and confesses that he teared up more than once during this season of The Bachelor. Arden and Eddie agree that fear is a wonderful hobby. THANKS FOR LISTENING TO SEASON ONE OF Will You Accept This Rose? The podcast will be back the week of May 16th to make picks for Jojo's season of the Bachelorette. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"I Love You! And You!" With Paget Brewster
March 16, 2016 23:13 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBEveryone rejoices that Jojo is the new Bachelorette, Arden is freaked out by Denny Wilson, the wandering preacher, Erin explains what the fantasy suite will be like for Jojo without the lord tattoo on Ben's ribs, special guest Paget Brewster talks about meeting our FAVE GIRL LACE and Eddie is relieved the "nightmare" is over! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"We Like Smart Stuff!"
March 09, 2016 23:01 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBArden wants MORE CHICKENS and MORE MINIATURE HORSES eating snacks, Erin has a moment of compassion for Olivia (which Arden is threatened by), Arden and Erin both want "Sex Panther" tank tops and some random early eliminated contestant threatened to take over the show with her boobs like "Titzilla"! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Jamaica Me Crazy!" With Chad Kultgen
March 03, 2016 00:35 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBGETTIN' in the BONE ZONE at Sandal's Jamaica!!! EVERYONE is obsessed with Ben's tattoo and the return of the Manwich. Arden is shaking off the WORST DATE SHE'S EVEN BEEN ON (hint- it was last night watching Ben and Caila float down the river). Erin and Katie petition for Julibee to be the new Bachelorette and special guest Chad Kultgen has conspiracy theories about a shot of a cow. And Eddie breaks up with one of the ladies! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetw...
"Cowl Neck, Cobra Neck!" With Lauren Lapkus
February 24, 2016 18:43 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBArden is afraid of aggro brothers who wear cowl neck sweaters, Erin is afraid of Jojo's mom who has three faces, special guest Lauren Lapkus says what the ladies need to do to make an impression on Ben in the fantasy suite. Eddie calls Ben a Cypher and blames The Bachelor for the end of civilization. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"I'm McLovin' It!" With Matt McCarthy
February 17, 2016 17:04 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBArden is afraid of Andrew Firestone's new face, guest Matt McCarthy warns Ben not to have sex with Caila so he doesn't get covered in moss, Eddie begs for mercy after watching the Warsaw Indiana hometown dates and Katie gives a shout out to the natural beauties of the early Bachelorettes! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Pigs Are My Jam!" With Renee Gauthier
February 10, 2016 16:55 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBThis week Eddie rescues Olivia in the Bahamas, Arden wins the SECRET CRAZY guess with Caila, Erin and Arden want to swim with the pigs, guest Renee Gauthier wants to make Superbowl Madness by boning Nick Viall and Katie pushes for Jojo to be the new Bachelorette! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"The Spachelor!" With Fortune Feimster
February 03, 2016 18:27 - 40 minutes - 36.9 MBArden and Erin love Jojo's taco! Guest Fortune Feimster worries about the models being held hostage at Fashion Week! Eddie Pepitone pleas for America to attempt painting to fill our vapid souls! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Sex Panther!" With Alison Rosen
January 27, 2016 08:00 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBGuest Alison Rosen is excited by Ben and Jojo making out in the middle of broken glass and flying helicopter debris, Eddie fights for the rights of the Unemployed Bachelorette and Arden and Erin go banyanas over the TWINS! DACHSHUNDS! and BROKEN THUMBS! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Fat Toes!" With Dana Gould and family
January 20, 2016 08:00 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBFormer Bachelor hater Eddie Pepitone falls hard (and gets misty eyed) for The Bachelor, Arden Myrin gives a shout out to Olivia's cankles and fake tears. Dana Gould and his daughters discuss if Bachelor Ben is a baby faced wussy or a hunky every man who just loves to fly women to hot tubs. And Steve Hytner begs Lace to start drinking again! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Dr. Love"
January 13, 2016 08:22 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MBArden and Erin choose between Dr. Love, Chris Christie, Robert Durst as road trip companions. Eddie wants to be the new Bachelor who greets the ladies lying down. Olivia opens her mouth wider than a beat. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Boobs in the Moonlight"
January 11, 2016 03:42 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBIn the inaugural episode of Will You Accept This Rose Arden starts a Kickstarter campaign to get a tramp stamp of a Bachelorette quote, they meet season 16 villain Lace: "I will braid your hair so tight you will lose consciousness." Also, Ben Higgins falls in love with Boobs in the Moonlight Eddie Pepitone rants about and getting dragged into watching The Bachelor for the first time, creepy twins, and how Noam Chomsky should be the next Bachelor. America Wins again! Learn more about your a...