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Will You Accept This Rose?

382 episodes - English - Latest episode: 24 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2.4K ratings

The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!

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Episodes

"Jon Hamm's Dick! a.k.a 2019 DRAFT PICKS!!!" With Scott King

May 11, 2019 04:52 - 1 hour - 70.7 MB

Insatiable executive producer Scott King joins Arden, Anna and Katie to do DRAFT PICKS FOR HANNAH BEAST'S season of the Bachelorette! Box Kings! Feels like home! Roll Tide! Men with 18 first names!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"OOOO SPAIN?? I'M THIRSTY!" With Wells Adams, Steve Hytner and Rob Benedict

March 14, 2019 07:14 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

We are here for the two part finale episode to find out how thirsty Cassie really is! MALLORCA! New Spikey Hairstyles! Chris Harrison's Virgin Obsession! Hannah G's Mixtape! Hurt Calves! Can Hannah B speak? - Arden dedicates this episode to her mother JJ! - Rob teaches Steve how sex really works! - Steve continues his Uncle Steve ways! - Wells gives his seasoned expertise on the issues!  All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastn...

"I Miss You!" With Kyle Dunnigan and Kevin Berntson

March 08, 2019 07:31 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

Kyle and Kevin join Arden and Anna to discuss WOMEN TELL ALL! Pacifiers! Touch O' Botox! Bear ties!!! - Arden thinks Kyle should keep buying and installing hot tubs he doesn't want! - Kyle is mad his grandson never visits him in his new hot tub! - Kevin thinks Cassie is a hilarious, misunderstood genius (and that she should slide into his DM's) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!" With Erin Foley

March 06, 2019 16:26 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

Our precious treasure Erin is back to discuss the week of the FENCE JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Matching Pajamas! Blue Balls! Pinkies up! Religious dads who know how to FIND THEIR CAMERA! - Arden wants the world to know that JJ didn't raise no prude! - Erin is frightened for Roll Tide Bachelorette editiion! - Anna's dog thinks Colton needs to take a hint! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Penicillin Pie!" With Rob Benedict

February 27, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

Rob joins Arden and Katie to discuss HOMETOWNS WEEK!!! Tootsie! Doing Donuts on the lawn! The WHITEST RAP in the HISTORY OF EARTH! - Arden confesses to having yellow polka dot teeth! - Rob wants to know "Why are you interested in my daughter man?" - Katie wants to teach Colton to surf! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Snitches Sleep In Ditches (CUZ they're NOT in the Bachelor Mansion!)" With Sarah Colonna and Jon Ryan

February 20, 2019 06:10 - 1 hour - 70.7 MB

Sarah and SUPERBOWL WINNER Jon Ryan join Arden, Anna and Katie discuss...NO FENCE JUMP! Thirsty Bachelorettes! Heather's Slow Train to the Producer's Trailer! Girls peacing out on Colton right and left!! - Arden was wowed by Colton's "Let's meet the parents" shimmy! - Sarah thinks the producers are hiding the Bachlorette shady talk to protect possible future winner Cassie! - Jon thinks Hanna B is Nuttier than Squirrel Shit! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwo...

"WEEN MYRIN!" With Paget Brewster, Fortune Feimster and Erin Foley

February 13, 2019 06:14 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

Paget, Fortune and Erin join Arden to discuss Colton's trip to VIETNAM!! Horror movie walks of shame! Full blown half chubs! Slightly offensive tests of strength!  - Arden shares her Thanksgiving Jerry Springer moment! - Erin threatens to braid Fortune's hair until she passes out! - Paget thinks Colton pre-set up the chat to send Demi home! - Fortune thinks Colton is "failing like a gay guy trying to pick out future wives." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwo...

"GOLDEN SHOWER GHOST!" With Erin Foley and Ralph Garman!

February 06, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 79.6 MB

Ralph Garman and Erin Foley join Arden to discuss the Bachelor's trip to THAILAND! Peeing snakes! Hannah Beasts! Uncle Tigers!! - Arden gives the DWP the THRILL OF A LIFETIME! - Erin is CONVINCED Hannah Beast's twin hurt Kirpa's chin! - Ralph gets a THEME SONG!!! DO YOU WANT YOUR OWN THEME SONG written for you by Arden! Join the TENILLE ARTS level of PATREON!!! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Like us on Facebo...

"Small Mound!" With Lauren Lapkus and Rob Benedict

January 30, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 82.3 MB

Lauren Lapkus and Rob Benedict join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss smiling through fighting! Body shots on cats! Bungy jumping! - Arden FREAKS out playing Lauren her brand new theme song! - Lauren practices her lisp on Arden and Rob! - Rob is excited about his new band Small Mound that will be playing at the Whiskey! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"My Rage Tank Is Full!!!!" With Lance Bass and Michael Turchin

January 23, 2019 08:56 - 1 hour - 72 MB

Lance Bass and Michael Turchin join Arden and Katie to discuss everyone's CONFUSED FEELINGS ABOUT COLTON! Butt Pirates! Kiddie cock blocks! 26 year old cougars! - Arden confesses she wants to kick herself in the face because she is actually starting to enjoy Colton! - Lance sees a lot of himself in this hunky young athlete! - Michael's mom embroiders the BEST SHIRTS! - Katie thinks she spies a SPY!!!!!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio...

"LIAR!! LIAR!! LIVE AT SAN FRAN SKETCHFEST!" With Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict, Bryan Safi, "Venmo John" Graham, Annaliese Puccini and Wills Reid

January 18, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 92.3 MB

Paget, Rob, Bryan and our fave Bach contestant Venmo John, Wills and Annaliese join Arden and Anna live at San Fransisco Sketchfest for a raucous afternoon with the most wild, wonderful unruly audience in podcasting! Tsunamis of Poon! Old man muppets! And GAMES, GAMES, GAMES!!! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

"Chris and Tracy- #1 Agents in the Hills!" with Bill Kunstler and Brendan Smith

January 16, 2019 07:46 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

Brendan and Bill join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss Lizard Kissing! Awkward Toasts! Bill and Ted's! - Arden is impressed with Demi's new evil game moves! - Bill thinks that Billy Eichner is doing his Hungry Heart - Brendan wants everyone to just be a HUMAN on this earth and eat and drink and have sex and hang out. - Anna is still roaming around Vegas trying to get into casinos! - Katie had the Billy Eichner on rewind WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.co...

"SURPRISE! I'M YOUR SISTER!" w/ Debby Ryan and Rob Benedict

January 09, 2019 04:45 - 1 hour - 80 MB

Debby Ryan and Rob Bendict join Arden to discuss the 17 hour season premiere of Colton's Season of the Bachelor!! Sloths! V Cards! Mama Harrison!! - Arden plays everyone the first tracks from her new album! - Debby is NOT ready for any shark eyes in Mykonos! - Rob is going to Arden's new step-father! - Anna rocks a turban like is 1929! - Katie wants to rescue DJ Agro's Dog!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

"Bachelor Draft Picks 2019 a.k.a. Face On Face/ No Nose!" With Erin Foley and Rob Benedict!!!

January 04, 2019 07:23 - 1 hour - 78.9 MB

Arden's platonic life partner Erin and Bach of the Year THREE YEARS RUNNING Rob join Arden, Anna and Katie to make their DRAFT PICKS FOR the 2019 Bachelor Season!! Sloths! DJ Agro! No noses!!!!! - Arden started her New Year accidentally harassing a woman at Trader Joe's! - Erin found Christina under the table getting ready to kill Dean! - Rob is back with an update from Dean's dad!! WANT TO SEE US LIVE??? Arden, Rob, Paget, Bryan, Anna, Lori, AND VENMO JOHN, WILLS, and ANNALIESE will be li...

Surprise Announcement About a Live Podcast!

November 20, 2018 05:26 - 3 minutes - 3.62 MB

We have another live podcast coming up! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Put a Shrimp on the Barbie!" With Arden!

September 19, 2018 22:45 - 5 minutes - 4.75 MB

Join our Patreon and watch Bachelor Australia with us while the regular season is on hiatus! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"White Trash Heart!" With Erin Foley and Rob Benedict

September 15, 2018 07:41 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

Erin and Rob join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the DRAMA that is the finale of Bachelor in Paradise! Poor Jordan! Poor Astrid! Poor Joe! Poor Analiese! - Arden attempts a New Zealand accent! - Erin brings back her amazing impression of Lipstick Kristina! - Rob announces his new business "Just The Tips!" - Anna debuts her BEST IMPRESSION YET- that of Kamil!! - Katie's mom will be pulling for Grocery Store Joe on DWTS! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choic...

"Oh No Grocery Store Joe!" With Arden!

September 12, 2018 18:58 - 7 minutes

A special mini episode about this week's first episode of Paradise! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

"Oh No Grocery Store Joe!" With Arden!

September 12, 2018 18:58 - 5 minutes - 4.75 MB

A special mini episode about this week's first episode of Paradise! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Holding Dead Animals is Not Like Holding Babies!" With Ralph Garman

September 06, 2018 04:57 - 1 hour - 96.6 MB

Ralph joins Arden, Anna and Katie to talk about the 78 HOURS OF SOUTH OF THE BORDER LOVE MAKING on the longest time slot in television ever! Jade and Tanner! Carly and Evan! Chris Harrison and the Raccoon!  - Arden tests out her FANTASTIC Kiwi/ Scottish Accent! - Ralph wants to put Poe the Crow under arrest as Chief Coffee! - Anna stole a lipstick! - Katie has never been take hostage! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

"Who Moved My Cookie Hammer!" With Alarik Myrin

August 30, 2018 08:28 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

Arden's brother Alarik joins Arden to discuss 4 HOURS OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE! JJ Myrin! Programmers on the Dance Floor! Contact with Jordan! - Arden is wowed that Janet Myrin JUST got a new nickname TODAY! - Alarik just prays he is not a canvas tote in the "What's luggage are you?" game! - Anna goes DEEP diving on Venmo John! - Katie is HORRIFIED by Arden's story about eating a hot dog in Mexico! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/...

"Come Under My Umbrella! by the Podcats Network" with Debby Ryan and Sarah Colonna!

August 23, 2018 06:32 - 1 hour - 72.9 MB

Rookie of the Year Debbie Ryan and bikini wearer of the year Sarah Colonna join Arden to discuss the magical season of BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Lipstick in a beard! Cut off Penises! Horny Leo! Arden's cats gone wild! - Arden tries to perfect her Grocery Store Joe Chicago accent! - Debby talks about meeting Becca on her love journey and her first foray into the MAGIC that is the BONE ZONE down under! - Sarah opts out of Debby's menswear on the beach and leans towards Bibi bikini! - Anna rock...

"Mama Myrin and Mittens Mini Pod!" With Janet Myrin

August 21, 2018 07:52 - 14 minutes - 13.8 MB

Janet Myrin from Little Compton Real Estate joins Arden in the Myrin family den to discuss the magic that is the Bone Zone down under in a mini podcast to tide my bunnies over until we get to BREAK IT DOWN IN THE STUDIO!!!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Peanie-Boo!" With Erin Foley and Lauren Lapkus

August 16, 2018 06:34 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

Erin is back from her world tour and Lauren is back from the HEAVENS and they join Arden in her NEW HOUSE to discuss Grocery Store Joe and the Taxidermist! Venmo Joe Packing the Heat! Weepy Colton! Beachy Meatballs! - Arden declares her obsession with Peanie-Boo! - Erin wants Colton to pull his arm out reaching for that WEEEEEN! - Lauren can't believe what SHE HAS BEEN MISSING ALL OF THESE YEARS! - Katie and Arden want Joe and Kendall and Jubilee and John to GET MARRIED!   Learn more abo...

"Sloppy Segundos!" With Bryan Safi

August 11, 2018 07:14 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

Bryan joins Arden and Tanna to discuss the FIRST EPISODE OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE the most important show on television!!!!!!!! Hot grocers! Dirty sand! Weepy Tias! - Arden perfects her Chicaaaaaakgo accent! - Bryan is going sweet on Jordan! - Tanna is looking for love in all the wrong nursing homes!  All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"LIVE FROM NASHVILLE- Pussy Driver and Dick Denial!" With Rob Benedict and Janet Myrin

August 09, 2018 07:16 - 1 hour - 82.2 MB

Rob and Little Compton Real Estate Mogul/ Arden's mom Janet join Arden and superfans on stage to predict the finale and to draft pick Paradise! Pizza Rompers! Pussy Driver! Dick Denial! - Arden is ready to give it all up and marry Dean! - Rob is flabbergasted by Janet's bridge list! - Janet celebrated whenever Arden broke up with someone! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"You Give Me Eagles!" With Kyle Dunnigan

August 08, 2018 15:16 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

Kyle joins Arden and Tanna to discuss the victory of DING DONG! Dolphins! Idiot Savant Poets! Tommy Bahamans Cross Chokers Uncles! - Arden is oddly TERRIBLE AT BEING A DJ! - Kyle prevails in his DJ contest with Arden and Anna! - Tanna tears up at Kyle's whisper acting! All of that plus......TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"High Waters, Low Blows!" With Fortune Feimster

August 01, 2018 16:11 - 1 hour - 82.3 MB

Fortune Feimster joins Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the MEN TELL ALL!!!! Everyone thinks I'm a witch! Tinder Math! Work Vests! - Arden aggressively celebrates her one year anniversary with Dean! - Fortune had mad chemistry with James Gandolfini! - Anna loved Jordan's FU FU FU freak out! - Katie was a big fan of crazy Chris's chorus! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I Just Need A Minute!" With Kyle Dunnigan and Bill Kunstler

July 28, 2018 16:55 - 1 hour - 73.3 MB

Kyle and Bill join Arden and Anna to discuss FANTASY SUITES! Market dates! Leg wraps! Edible Crickets! - Arden takes an ambien and sends videos to all of her co-workers! - Kyle takes a minute and sees a man throw a garbage can out of a 5 story window! - Bill bares his soul during WHAT'S YOUR BEEF! - Anna does a staged reading of all of Lauren's dialogue!  All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.c...

"We're In Thailand!" Teaser with Arden and The Grouch

July 24, 2018 06:23 - 6 minutes - 5.76 MB

  A little teaser with Arden and The Grouch about the fantasy suites! Full episode coming later this week! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"BUFFALO ZOMBIES!" With Rob Benedict and Ralph Garman

July 18, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 74 MB

Rob and Ralph join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss HOMETOWN VISITS! Gene Simmons hair! Colton's Hymen! House of Horrors! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! - Arden saw Fred Durst getting a manicure! - Ralph is getting divorced to Becca! - Rob thinks Jason has widow's peak that can't be stopped!  All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Coke, C*ck, Conch, Caulk or Cumbrella?" With Erin Foley, Ralph Garman, and Steve Hytner

July 11, 2018 16:21 - 1 hour - 78.9 MB

Erin, Ralph, and Hytner join Arden to discuss making out in the Bahamans! Baha Men! Action! Tiny Mustaches! - Arden is going to miss her hairy Leo! - Erin is BACK and channels Tim Tebow! - Ralph can count on less than one hand! - Steve is on hold for "My Favorite Racist" All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"MY FAVORITE RACIST!" With Kyle Dunnigan and Michael Longfellow

July 04, 2018 16:07 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

Kyle and Michael join Arden to discuss our first Bachelorette with our the magic of JORDAN! Superfarn Abraham Lincoln! Milk toast George Washington! Our favorite racist!   - Arden confesses to driving to DC for a guy, panicking and leaving in college! -Kyle confesses to writing his feelings in a song in high school! - Michael confesses to leaving a poem on a girl's door in high school!    Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener f...

"Virgin Island!" With Debby Ryan and Bryan Safi!

June 27, 2018 07:23 - 1 hour - 71.4 MB

PISTOLS Debby Ryan and Bryan join Arden to discuss WALKING! TALKING! CHICKENS WITH NO CHARISMA! VIRGINS! HOLDING HANDS ON CAMELS IN UTAH! - Arden gets her weekly thrill of telling someone new about the SHIT NEST!! - Rookie of the Year Debby BRINGS it with her Aussie accent! - Bryan finally gets his SUCH A GOLDIE BOY TOTE!!! BECOME A PATRON TO HEAR THE BONUS EPS www.rosepodcast.vodka www.rosepodcast.vodka Like us on Facebook follow us on iTunes! EMAIL US!!! [email protected] F...

"Flat Earth, Full Nest!" With Rob Benedict and Kyle Dunnigan

June 20, 2018 07:26 - 1 hour - 74 MB

WYATR Bach of the Year Rob and Heartthrob Kyle join Arden to discuss the dangers of bobsledding! Granger Smith! Cologne Kissing Bandits! Golden Undies! - Arden thinks Garrett seems like a smart guy who got hit by a train! - Rob learns of the SHITNEST and is FLABBERGASTED! - Kyle keeps auditioning to be RIchard Marx!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Marshmellow Johnny Cash!" With Paget Brewster and Ralph Garman

June 13, 2018 15:26 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

Paget and Ralph join Arden to discuss the GREATEST CHARACTER to EVER BE ON THE BACHELORETTE! Chickens who can't fly! Polished Gents! Pensive Gentlemen! Karma is Karma! - Arden is rooting for a certain Dillard's employee to GO ALL THE WAY! - Paget schooled Anna about who Roy Orbison was! - Ralph serenades Arden with Phantom of the Opera! - Katie did some Google Earthing of the Rub n Tug! - Anna did not know who Richard Marx was! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! FOR BONUS EPS Bec...

"Disingenuinity!" With Lauren Lapkus

June 06, 2018 16:38 - 1 hour - 71.3 MB

Lauren joins Arden, Anna and Katie to break down the magic of the SHITNEST/ MALE MODEL BONANZA that is the Bachelorette! Pantyhose! Weepy British accents! Lil' Jon! - Arden wants Jordan to strut on pose on every episode of this franshise EVER! - Lauren attempts to pinpoint Lincoln's accent! - Katie wants to break things with a sledgehammer (No, for real though, WE NEED TO DO THIS_! - Anna wows the gals with her readings of Baseball/ Poetry! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! FOR B...

"Let's Pod The Damn Thing" With Brendan Smith!

May 30, 2018 06:46 - 1 hour - 58 MB

Brendan joins Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the SEASON PREMIERE of The Bachelorette! Sexy Chickens! Cop Haircuts! Jocks, Jocks, Jocks!!!! - Arden thinks the male model is a wonderful combo of Villian and CRAY TO THE CRAY CRAY! - Brendan is ready to do a WYATR field trip to see man-bun Leo at Universal City Walk! - Katie is ready to PUT A RING ON IT RIGHT NOW WITH COLTON! - Anna's fellow barista WIlls might be IN IT TO WIN IT!!!!  All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!  Learn more a...

"BACHELORETTE DRAFT PICKS AKA LAND KAYAKS!" With Paget Brewster and Debby Ryan!

May 24, 2018 07:36 - 1 hour - 94.3 MB

It's a full lady coven! Paget, Debby, Anna and Katie join Arden and Erin to break down the FESTIVAL of MEN that are in the running to win Becca's heart!!! Bruised Fruit! Colognoissiuers! Romanc Cover Models! - Arden tells her secret- that she panicked and killed a hobo! - Debby encourages Erin to double down and get $57,000 in debt on her Land Kayak business! - Paget tries and fails to teach Rookie of the Year Debby how to use a mic! - Erin gets enraged about an guacamole lover/ avacado hat...

"RIDING THE BIPOLAR HIGH!" With Bryan Safi

May 01, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MB

Bryan (Throwing Shade) and her Ladyship Anna join Arden for episode 1 in a multi episode bonus series where they will break down the entire season of the MOST IMPORTANT TV SHOW OF ALL TIME......Bachelor In Paradise: Australia! Adderall benders! Aussie Falcons! A 28 year old male Bette Midler! - Bryan is obsessed with Australian phrases- "He just came and cut my grass!" - Arden is convinced that Flo is a sexy Australian Melora Hardin! - Anna is trying to crack the Australian accent by addi...

"Live From Austin- LINCOLN LOGS!" With Paget Brewster, Lauren Lapkus, Nikki Glaser and Alexis Waters

April 24, 2018 17:49 - 1 hour - 72 MB

Paget, Lauren, Nikki and Alexis join Arden and Erin live from Austin at the Moontower Comedy festival! Queso! Laser Cats! Seth Vatt! - Arden wants you to hide your cookies cuz she's ready to lick 'em! - Erin rightfully kept wowing the Texas crowds by bringing it back to the Lord's Work aka "Shit Nest"! - Paget flexes her acting chops in her most challenging role yet as "Daniel the Canadian Horndog"! - Lauren "Miss Windy City" Lapkus For the Win with "Lincoln Logs"! - Nikki is still reading...

"PASSION BUCKET!" With Paget Brewster!!!

March 08, 2018 07:36 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

Arden's BFF and Secretary of State Paget Brewster joins Arden and Erin to discuss the disaster that was After the Final Rose! Southwest Middle Seats! Banjo-ing Bowties! Bleachable Moments! - Arden is the official Chief Eunuch Inspector!!! - Paget busts out her gorilla/ seal impression! - Erin is out of her penalty box and RARING TO GO! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Hi.....I'm Neil Lane" With Debby Ryan & Rob Benedict

March 07, 2018 18:31 - 1 hour - 81.3 MB

WYATR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Debby Ryan and Rob join Arden and Erin to discuss the MOST INSANE THREE HOURS OF TELEVISION EVER RECORDED!!!!!!! Side-eye Alpacas! Faces on Faces! Chris Harrison UNCUT!!! - Arden wants to Air-B-N-B Arie's condo in Scottsdale just to feel alive! - Debby is discovers her BEST TALENT YET- NEIL LANE IMPERSONATOR!!!! - Erin wants to get another face to put on top of her five other faces! - Rob is tattooing ever city in LA on his body! Learn more about your ad-choice...

"Hi.....I'm Neil Lane" With Debby Ryan & Rob Benedict

March 07, 2018 18:31 - 1 hour

WYATR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Debby Ryan and Rob join Arden and Erin to discuss the MOST INSANE THREE HOURS OF TELEVISION EVER RECORDED!!!!!!! Side-eye Alpacas! Faces on Faces! Chris Harrison UNCUT!!! - Arden wants to Air-B-N-B Arie's condo in Scottsdale just to feel alive! - Debby is discovers her BEST TALENT YET- NEIL LANE IMPERSONATOR!!!! - Erin wants to get another face to put on top of her five other faces! - Rob is tattooing ever city in LA on his body! Learn more about your ad-choices at ...

"BOGO Boogeyman!" With Debby Ryan, Rob Benedict and Bryan Safi!

February 28, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 90.4 MB

Debby, Rob and Bryan join Arden to discuss the "I Love You" fantasma that was FANTASY SUITES!!! Dolphin Sex! Pooping in a sand hole! Ro$$!!!! -Arden is getting out her best Dream Catcher/ dead bird earrings! -Debby thinks Kendall likes taxidermy is because they forever hold eye contact! -Bryan knows Chris Harrison is double parked outside! -Rob has a special delivery for Estelle Getty! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihea...

"Grandma Uggboot!" With Bryan Safi, Alexis Waters and Jasmine Goode

February 27, 2018 07:17 - 1 hour - 84.3 MB

Bryan, Alexis and Jasmine join Arden to discuss 78 hours of television! Bachelor Winter Games! After the Games! After AFTER the games! Women tell All! Meatballs tell All! Cyring Virgins!! AND horny Pier One Managers! - Arden is PISSED that Ashley I didn't BONE ZONE and tell! - Bryan thought Clare's proposal speech was her audition to be on This is Us! - Alexis is on a high from her Halo Ice Cream tower!! -Jasmine thought there were lots of strong #BIP auditions happening on Women Tell All...

"Oooooot and Abooooot in Humptown!" With Alexis Waters, Rob Benedict, and Jasmine Goode

February 22, 2018 08:21 - 1 hour - 76 MB

Alexis, Jasmine and Rob join Arden to discuss the hottest show in the snow BACHELOR WINTER GAMES! Weeping Virgins! Kiwis! Yuki!!!! - Arden tests out all of her terrible accents before becoming obsessed with the Jacooooooosi! - Alexis and Arden move on top of the Hollywood sign with Pilgrim Nicky Cage! - Jasmine thinks Clare should have given stage five clinger a CHANCE! - Rob offers the ladies lots and lots of Mung Beans!!!! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!   Learn more ab...

"Weekend at Blandie's!" With Fortune Feimster

February 21, 2018 05:17 - 58 minutes - 54 MB

Fortune joins Arden and Erin to discuss the magical vanilla festival that was HOMETOWN DATES! So many white people, so little time. Scary Brothers! Uncle Gary! Carved ducks! - Arden wants to make a lady out of 3D printer! -Fortune discovers she is from a booming metropolis! - Erin wants to run away with Kendall! -Anna affirms that you should BEWARE OF encouraging your kids too much! - Katie's boyfriend Anthony threatens to make her stuff dead rats should things go awry! All that plus.....

"Kitty Needs His Milk!" With Bryan Safi

February 15, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

Bryan joins Arden to discuss the magical shitshow that is the Bachelor Winter Games! Horny French Canadians! Xenophobia! The Meatball finds love!!! DEAN DEAN DEAN!!! - Arden and Bryan dance to Gloria Estefan for 17 1/2 minutes! - Bryan plots his own (slow) death! - Anna cringes as Ben Higgens (aka Bryan) baby talks! - Samee is HORRIFIED!!!!!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Try To Be Logic...I Love that!" With Kyle Dunnigan

February 14, 2018 06:12 - 1 hour - 76 MB

Kyle Dunningan (Inside Amy Schumer) joins Arden and Erin to discuss a vanilla horndog's tour through Tuscany! Ugly champagne flutes! Mascara Tears! I love that! - Arden wants to run away with Guilio the Truffle Hunter for a life of pasta, puppies and making sweet amore! - Erin thinks "That's So Italian." made her want to jump off of a bridge! - Kyle is busy- he is talking to Mother. All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpod...

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