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Will You Accept This Rose?

382 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 2.4K ratings

The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!

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Episodes

"Always the 69, Never the Bride!" With Debby Ryan & Rob Benedict

February 08, 2018 02:30 - 1 hour - 96.6 MB

Debby Ryan (Suite Life on Deck) and Rob join Arden to discuss Debby's foray into watching her FIRST SEASON EVER of The Bachelor! Male espadrilles! People missing on Weed Farms! Feather Eyelashes! -Arden thinks the only thing less sexy than a male magician is Arie lip-syncing in a top hat! - Debby digs deep on Bekah's Instagram! - Rob is convinced Lauren B's hair was closing like a veil around her face! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at ...

"Will You Accept This Flesh?" With Arden Myrin and Erin Foley!

February 02, 2018 21:53 - 1 hour - 61.5 MB

Arden and Erin break down a VERY MYSTERIOUS episode of the Bachelor! Glitter Bombs! Frogging! Horny Bowling Seniors! Arden is NOT hiding in her room- she is INVESTING IN HERSELF! Erin is ready to put a ring on it with sexy future serial killer Kendall! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Live at SF Sketchfest!" With Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Steve Hytner, Rival Lori, Alexis Waters, Jasmine Goode, and Alex Bordyukov!

January 31, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 83.1 MB

The gang's all in San Fransisco live from Cobb's Comedy Club at San Fransisco Sketchfest! Traditional Lipstick Dinners! Bumble Dentists! Justin Bieber! -Arden is the first sexy Pilgrim to have a dance off with a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader and a Russian Accountant! -Rob Wows with his Nick and Dean's Dad impression! -Hytner BEHAVES! -Erin wants to make out with Kendall and Ping Ping! -Paget shows San Fran how to rock a Pucci Dress and slipper booties while NOT camping! -Rival Lori brings ...

"LANCO-4-EVA!" With Sarah Colonna!

January 24, 2018 18:06 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

Sarah joins Arden on the set to discuss one of the creepiest things that has ever happened in the woods- LANCO! Horny dudes in Cardigans! Glam-shaming!!! -Arden thinks Arie speaks like a caveman "Water is awesome." -Sarah is the only person on earth to actually know one Lanco so Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"VA-VA-VA...WHAAAA????!" With Bryan Safi and Lauren Lapkus

January 17, 2018 06:40 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

Lauren Lapkus (Crashing) and Bryan Safi (Throwing Shade) join Arden and Erin to discuss 2 hours of the the WORLD'S GROSSEST KISSING FESTIVAL!!! Traumatic Experiences! Huskies! Meatball Beds!!   - Arden wants to give an Oscar to the editing of the puppy flashback! - Erin wants the lady Gorgeous Ladies of Bachelor (Wrestling!) to go do B-Roll footage! - Bryan is ready to leave his man for Giuliana Rancid! - Lauren thinks that LAUREN L really loves Merlot!   Anna and Katie are both GROSS...

"The Gift Of the Vagi!" With Arden Myrin and Erin Foley

January 09, 2018 19:42 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

Arden and Erin do a special slumber party episode of WYATR from Arden's house! The gals discuss Winger Dingers! Dating Tips! Angry Meatballs!   - Arden captures Erin under her new Dental Cape blanket! - Erin explains why Arie grew two inches when he found out what makes Chelsea so "Mysterious"! All this plus.......TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"50 Suedes of Grey!" With Rob Benedict!

January 03, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

Arden, Erin and Rob are BACK for an all new season of Will You Accept This Rose?!!! Let the Tsunami of Poon begin! Single Mom Lip Injections Villains! Salt and Pepper monosyllabic Realtors! Tiny Wieners!!!! - Arden is impressed that they found the ONE asshat in Maine! - Rob thinks sexy masks are better left ON! - Erin is ready to put on a ring on Pineapple Safeword!  All that and Anna helps us pick the TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodc...

"The Poon Burglar!" With Paget's Rival Lori!

November 06, 2017 07:01 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

Arden and Lori discuss a BONE-ZONE free Fantasy Suites week and hometown visits on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette! Sexy Dolphins! Children in makeup! Hard as nails sisters! - Arden CAN'T BELIEVE the skeleton key never unlocked Emily's pants! - Lori is swept off her lady-feet by Jef's heart- thumping letter writing! - Emily WEEPS because she wants to hump Arie so badly but she can't! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/l...

"I'm Gonna Marry the F%#! Out of You!" With Paget's Rival Lori

October 30, 2017 07:39 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MB

Paget's Rival Lori and Arden head to Prague circa 2012 and watch the 2018 Bachelor Arie tongue kiss single mom Emily Maynard all over various canals. Michael Jackson Puppets! Bad Bachelor Promos! More bootcut jeans! -Arden talks about how a hero had to help out with her skincare! -Lori is torn between her love of Dean and 2012 Jef! - Single dad/ hothead Doug goes for one of the worst kisses in Bach history! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omn...

"It's Raining Tanktops, Hallelujah!" With Paget's Rival Lori

October 23, 2017 04:23 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

Arden is joined by Paget's rival Lori as they continue their search to find out who the F*%# the new Bachelor Arie is. This week the ladies time travel back to 2012 and review episodes 4-6 of Emily Maynard's season and discover, West Virginia Hood Rats! Men in Tank Tops! Men in Tank Tops on Donkeys! Donkeys in Tank Tops on Men! - Arden is wowed by Arie's sensual wall kissing stylings! - Lori wants to go ate shit on Matthew Mcconaughey-- I mean RYAN! - Shiny faced villains get their comeup...

"Who the F*!$ is Arie Luyendyk?!" With Paget's Rival Lori

October 16, 2017 05:27 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

 Paget's Rival Lori joins Arden hop in a time machine to 2012 to plow through the first three episodes of Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette to investigate who the heck this new Bachelor is!!! Boot cut jeans! Fauxhawks! Bedazzled denim! -Arden can't believe the franchise dipped back to when Blackberries were on to find their new suitor! - Lori is STILL ready to run away with Dean! - Chris Harrison looks fresh as a daisy!! Also we announce out NEXT LIVE PODCAST. Tweet to us or ema...

"Sausagefest 2017!" With Ralph Garman and Steve Hytner

September 14, 2017 06:23 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

Ralph Garman and Steve Hytner join Arden to close up the beach for the season! Peanut Butter! Booty shots! Virgins!! - Arden doesn't know why none of the girls climbed over the bar to hump Wells! - Ralph thinks Amanda's new book is called "How to See Your Kids For 2 Months A Year!" - Hytner discovers his new safe word is "SKY-BIRD!" - Janet Myrin thinks Dean should be hooking up with a girl in every port! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-cho...

"Hand in Hand!" With Billy Wayne Davis

September 13, 2017 04:42 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

Comedian Billy Wayne Davis joins Arden and Erin to discuss the finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Scallops return to the sea! Malnourished horny Canadians! Two Texas Instruments Calculators mate and get BETROTHED! - Arden wants Raven and Adam and Adam Jr. to run off into the sunset! - Erin thinks Kristina is now wearing a turban and ready to destroy Dean! - Billy Wayne is convinced that Raven is going to marry a professional football player! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYA...

"F%# You!" With Fortune Feimster!

September 07, 2017 04:49 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MB

Fortune Feimster (Mindy Project) joins Arden and Erin to discuss the WRATH OF THE TWINS! Bi-Sexuals! Nose Rings! and Serial Killers! - Arden's mom Janet Myrin (of Little Compton Real Estate) put a HEX on the Twins! - Fortune is obsessed with Derek's EXPLOSION at Taylor this season! - Erin thinks DLO is a misunderstood GENIUS! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

"The Snatchelor!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict!

September 06, 2017 05:41 - 1 hour - 77.9 MB

Paget (Arden's BFF) & Rob (WYATR 2017 Bachelor of the Year) join Arden and Erin in a in HOT BOX SAUNA of a comic book store to recap the latest Sexploits South of the Border!  Male Jeggings! Dick Flicks! Thruples!  - Arden becomes delirious and makes everyone show her their underwear! - Erin channels Christina and explains what "Karma's A Bitch!" means in Russia! - Rob channels Dean's Dad and sings the Boss! - Paget explains her love of a bald head! All this plus.............TWEET OF TH...

"The Russian Falcon Has Landed!" With Rob Benedict and Alex Bordyukov

August 31, 2017 08:24 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

Rob and Bachelorette Contestant Alex join Arden for an afternoon discussing Jack Stone Serial Killer! Scallop Fingers! Tiny hands on Tickle Monsters!  - Arden is delighted the Russian Falcon AND the Canadian Eagle have landed! - Rob wants Dean's "scraps"! -Alex dresses to impress with his hair in FULL FALCON and a head-to-toe FALCON suit! - Anna and Alex are now BFFs!!!!!! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodc...

"Stank On The Hangdown!" With Steve Hytner, Janet Myrin, Sheryle Tamagini and Mittens the Kitten

August 23, 2017 04:42 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

Steve, Janet, Sheryle and Mittens join Arden in a very special hometown dispatch from the Myrin family Dan. Ben Z talks about his dog! Lacey keeps crying! Diggy gets creepy! PLUS WELLS AND DANIELLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!! - Arden loses her shit over the missing cocktail sauce post memorial lunch! - Janet is ready to get lost in Dean's blue eyes! - Steve is worried that the Myrin ladies are going to feed him to Mittens! - Sheryle never wants to hear the phrase "Choke on it" about a strawberry ag...

"Waverunners Are My Wheelhouse!" With Nikki Glaser

August 17, 2017 06:05 - 1 hour - 79 MB

Nikki Glaser joins Arden and Erin to break down the 1st EPISODE OF PARADISE but more importantly recap their adventurous weekend at Outside Lands with DEAN! WELLS! KENNY! BEN Z! and ALEX!!!!!! Karaoke! Stage Dives! FALCONS!!!! -Arden calls Ben Z to find out what the F is up with he and his dog! - Erin wants Alex to have a sister that looks just like him that she can date! - Nikki recounts doing her "Bye, Bye Byeeeeeeee" Karoake duet with Ben Z! All this plus.............AN ALL FALCON TWE...

"Winner Winner Scissor Dinner - Live from Outside Lands!"

August 15, 2017 06:41 - 1 hour - 80.7 MB

PAGET! DEAN! KENNY! WELLS! ALEX! BEN Z! and STEVE HYTNER join Arden and Erin for the GREATEST EVENT of ARDEN'S LIFE live at Outside Lands Music Festival in San Fransisco!! Opium tents! Sprained ankles! Mutha-*&%?king WELLLLS! and DEAN! DEAN! DEAN! -Arden climbs Alex like a Rhesus monkey after doing her Kenny impression FOR KENNY! - Erin does her Christina impression for Hytner to try to appease him! - Wells desperately tried to feed a baby gopher a carrot. Gopher only wanted grass. - Pag...

"Wind for the Win!!" With Rob Benedict

August 09, 2017 04:27 - 1 hour - 77.4 MB

Rob Benedict joins Arden and Erin to break down the WORST. FINALE. IN HISTORY!!! Air B-N-B's! Living My Best Life Ever! Italian Central Casting Monks! #TEAMERIC!!!! - Arden wants to chase Dean around her island in her new hit show "To Catch A Twink!" - Erin is convinced the wind tried to knock some sense into Rachel! -Rob thinks Bryan is a wussy who needs to Man Up about his fear of heights! ......PLUS ARDEN ANNOUNCES THE OUTSIDE LANDS FESTIVAL SPECIAL BACHELOR GUEST LINEUP!!!!!! All th...

"I'm Chill Till I'm Not!" With Alarik, Janet and Mittens Myrin and Steve Hytner!

August 02, 2017 17:38 - 50 minutes - 46 MB

Steve Hytner, Alarik, Janet and Mittens Myrin join Arden to discuss Kickstater campaigns for fake cheeks! Bieber vs. Gaga vs. Katie Perry! And the new show "To Catch a Racist!" - Arden wants to know MORE about the Tickle Mosnter's Tickle Chair! - Alarik is dumbfounded by all of the tight pants and the pocket sqaures! - Hytner tries to get Janet to meet him at the Waldorf for a gin Martini! - Janet thinks Dean is the bees knees (even in that LOCO tuxedo)   Learn more about your ad-choi...

"Como se dice 'Bone Zone?'" With Rob Benedict and Dave Schilling

July 26, 2017 16:19 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

Rob and Dave join Arden and Erin for to discuss the Dallas Inquisition! Hot Fake BOOBS! FAKE ASSES! FAKE CHEEKS! -Arden attempts a Swedish/ Spanish accent with mixed results! -Erin cheers up Arden by encouraging her to bring back Kenny! HOOOOO! HOOOOOO! - Rob thinks Rachel has some sexy voodoo she works in hot tubs! -Dave is appalled by the Spanish Hilton! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystu...

"Bryan And His Mom Sitting In A Tree!" With Fortune Feimster and Rob Benedict

July 19, 2017 20:38 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

Rob and Fortune join Arden and Erin to celebrate the most REAL HOMETOWN VISITS EVER!!!!!! Pat Benatar! Angry Yogis! OLGA!!!! OLGA!!!!! OLGA!!!!!!!!   - Arden learns what cheese curds are! - Erin is convinced Bryan's cheeks are made out of lovers past! -Fortune wants to jump into someone's arms! - Rob finds his Halloween costume! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

"WYATR AUGUST 13th LIVE PODCAST REVEALED!" With Steve Hytner, Janet Myrin and Anna Hossnieh!

July 13, 2017 17:30 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MB

Arden, Steve and Anna reveal where the WYATR team is going for their next EPIC LIVE PODCAST Sunday, August 13th.  ARDEN WILL BE THERE! ERIN WILL BE THERE! PAGET WILL BE THERE! HYTNER WILL BE THERE! ANNA AND KATIE WILL BE THERE!!! PLUS.........A TON OF SURPRISE GUESTS FROM THE CAST OF THE BACHELORETTE AND THE BACHELOR WILL BE THERE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!! Plus, Arden, Anna and Steve call Arden's mom Janet to get a Mittens the Kittens report, her thoughts on the Bachelorette, and Stev...

"That's Sooooooo Seth!!" With Ralph Garman and Steve Hytner

July 12, 2017 06:13 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

Steve Hytner and Ralph Garman join Arden for an extra sassy episode breaking down Switzerland Bachelorette like the hot fondue pot that it is! Fancy watches! Shooting Geysers! Flying carpets!!! - Arden wants to cast Ralph as a "Steve Hytner Type" in her new dating show "YURT THE ONE!" -Hytner is delighted to learn he is growing moss all over his body! - Ralph introduces us to an animatronic Donald Trump doll! .......and Anna wakes up to talk about the flowers! ALL THAT AND A VERY SPECIA...

"Two Albinos Drive Into The Desert!" With Arden's Friend Lori & Janet Myrin!

July 05, 2017 15:40 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

Arden's friend (and Paget's nemesis) Lori joins Arden for a road trip to see the BACHELOR MANSION!!! Arden gets LOOPIER AND LOOPIER as the temperature rises! Rose Rompers! Sun Burns! Mittens the Kittens!!!!!!   - Arden drives Lori by Paget's house to taunt Paget into calling her her BFF! - Lori reads Arden some sexting by Iggy! -The girls call Arden's mom who thinks Will needed to MAN UP! ALL THAT AND......TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpod...

"Woman, You Are A Firm Wiking, Sweetheart!" With Kyle Dunnigan & Paget Brewster

June 29, 2017 06:53 - 1 hour - 74.7 MB

Paget Brewster and Kyle Dunnigan join Arden and Erin to discuss Rachel's Scandinavian getaway! Wiking FIghts! Cheek Implants! Lady Muses!! -Arden works on her Kenny impression Whoooo! Hoooo! Hoooo! -Erin is DEVASTATED her Russian Mathematician man bun is Gone, Girl! -Kyle attempts to speak English for the first time! -Paget explains the chemistry of making healthy babies! All this PLUS..... TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See...

"Bone Stone, Stone & Stone Zone" With Nikki Glaser and Paget Brewster!

June 28, 2017 05:58 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

Paget Brewster and Nikki Glaser join Arden and Erin to discuss the Super-Fox Rachel's quest for love in Oslo, Norway! Handball Man Diapers! Disingenuous Sneaky Snakes! Humping in the Hot Tub! - Arden wants to climb over Alex's man bun like a Rhesus Monkey! - Erin concedes that gap-tooth Peter is PRETTY DREAMY! - Paget sees red flags over Brian demanding a kiss while dangling off of a ski jump! - Nikki is ready to teach Ben Higgins a thing or two in the sheets! All this PLUS..... A STONE...

"The Bro Show!" With Thomas Middleditch and Rob Benedict!

June 21, 2017 01:55 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MB

Thomas Middleditch and Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to celebrate the return of The Bachelorette and the REPRIEVE of Bachelor in Paradise!!! Nuts filled with steroids! Fingering on Doheny! Scripture Tattoos!!!!!! -Arden is obsessed with RUSSELL DICKERSON! - Rob wants to punch Lee in the face! - Erin wants you to KEEP YOUR THUMBS OUT OF IT! -Thomas is afraid of Hulk-Powered Va-Jay-Jays!!!!! - Kate goes in deep on if Bryan and Jujubee dated! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! Le...

"Live from Chicago - YOU JUST GOT BONE ZONED!" With Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict and SPECIAL FAN CO-HOSTS!

June 16, 2017 04:25 - 1 hour - 97.1 MB

Live from Zanies Arden hosts the first live podcast to be co-hosted by YOU GUYS!!!! A support group was had to mourn being pre-empted by f-ing basketball?????!!!! And the possible end of the OSCAR worthy Bachelor in Paradise! Arden and the superfans break down the season so far! Will it be Peter and his hunky gap! Kenny and his stripper moves! Or new face/ new teeth Chiro- Bryan????!!!! The fans get to Facetime with PAGET AND ROB (who are both foxy EVEN on FACETIME!!! Learn more about your...

"Wacka..Wacka..Fart Joke!" With Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster!

June 07, 2017 06:17 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to break down this week's magical episode! Sultry Bananas! Creepy Pediatricians! Beverly Hills horses!! SO SO many men who can LEGIT pole dance! -Arden tries to wear a one piece bathing suit through the recording and almost passes out! -Erin has found her perfect male specimen in man-bun wearing, purple-zebra suit clad, Rubik's cube wizard Alex! -Paget wants Rachel to up her up her fantasy game past slow dancing to quartets! -ROB IS BACK, I...

"Ooooo....Who's This?" With Paget Brewster!

May 31, 2017 07:44 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds, Arden's New BFF) joins Arden and Erin to break down latest episode of the GREATEST SEASON OF THE BACHELORETTE EVER!!!! Crazy Ex-Girlfriends! Dirty Dirty Dogs! Kareem Abdul Jabbar!!! - Arden horrifies Erin and Katie when she asks who Kareem played for! - Erin would never dunk on a girl she's trying to bang! - Paget is threatened/ intrigued by an "outsider's" Conspiracy Theory! - Katie thinks Arden's new BF Peter should have paid more attention to the dogs! - An...

"Lawyer, Schmawyer!" With Lauren Lapkus and Paget Brewster!

May 24, 2017 15:30 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

Lauren Lapkus (OITNB) and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to break down the GREATEST SEASON OPENER of ALL TIME!!!! Jack Stone Lawyer!! Aspiring Drummers! DNA Filled McMansions!! OH MY!!!! -Arden is horrified by her "Falcon" Sporting Draft pick! - Erin is going to wear a tuxedo bathing suit The Standard and go TROLLING!!!! -Lauren thinks dudes shouldn't cry in mansions! -Paget (Arden's new BFF!!) shows just how deep her conspiracy theories go! and..........Katie and Scout want to bring Bla...

"Draft Picks: Tri-Force Style" With Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman!

May 18, 2017 07:39 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to do the Pre-Season draft picks of the MOST DRAMATIC BACHELORETTE SEASON ever! Salamanders- Nature's Gentlest Miniature! Lip Tattoos! Rib Tattoos! Back Tattoos! OH MY! So many personal trainers SO LITTLE TIME!!!!!!! - Arden has a fever dream about walking to Mexico! - Erin thinks the "Tickle Monster" may be an Amber Alert! - Paget informs us that serial killers make a lot of puns! - Ralph wants the ladies to open a chain Breastaurant in thei...

"Live From Nashville: TWO THUMBLES OF CRAZY!"

May 10, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 99 MB

Bachelor superstars Wells Adams, Carly Wadell, Evan Bass, Danielle Maltby, and #WYATR superstars Paget Brewster and Steve Hytner, join Arden and Erin on the road for the FIRST EVER #WYATR live podcast at ZANIES NASHVILLE!!! Boozy Arden! Lesbian Karaoke! Paget finds a wife! Meeting the fans!! Fan questions! Road tripping with Banya!! and.......Wells! Wells! Wells! -Arden gets hammered on 2 sips of wine and executes the worst throw in the world! -Erin checks out James Taylor's "meaty thighs!" ...

"Full Circle Bone Zone!" With Rob Benedict

March 21, 2017 07:04 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

Rob Benedict joins Arden and Erin to break down the finale and CLOSE OUT SEASON THREE OF WYATR w/ Shetland Ponies! Romper Store Bath Salts! James Taylor! and the fact that ARDEN MAY HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!!! Arden thinks she may be in tooooooo deep in Bachelor Nation! Erin wants to go to Paradise to try to woo Raven! Rob thinks Nick's dad may have been super dupes High! Katie is JONESING for Nashville!! THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON THREE! WE LOVE YOU GUYS! xo Arden Learn more about your ad-...

"Santa's R.V." With Wells Adams, James Taylor & Danielle Maltby

March 17, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.8 MB

Bachelor SUPERSTARS Wells, James, Danielle M. freakin' BREAK DOWN THE FINALE with Arden in NASHVILLE! Safe words! Iowaska! Crocheted Tankinis!! Molesto Santas! Sexy facetimes!!! Arden high kicks for an hour and a half straight out of PURE JOY in her sexiest overalls!!! James Taylor invites Arden to be his Absinsith Fairy Spiritual Advisor if he goes to Paradise! Danielle makes the BEST PLATINUM VANJEEEEN joke of all time!! Wells tells Carl TO GET DOWN!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices a...

"Arden and Rob's Northern Obsession!" With Hailey Merkt and Rob Benedict!

March 16, 2017 01:11 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MB

Bachelor Contestant Hailey Merkt joins Arden and Rob to discuss the Mansion! Bunk Beds! Naps! and Bachelor in Paradise!!! Arden wants to know how the F you pack for the show in TWO SUITCASES!!!!! Rob thinks Canada grows em better! Hailey stays true to herself after she survives the mansion! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Slob Kabob!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict!

March 08, 2017 08:40 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

Paget and Rob join Arden and Erin to break down LAPLAND FANTASY SUITES!! Core Values! Orgasm montages! Girl Fights! and SLOB KABOBS!!!!! Arden wants to get her hands on ONE OF THOSE POM POM HATS! Erin thinks you are going to get shanked by a SHETLAND PONY! Rob wants to move to Montreal and be BOSSED AROUND! Paget's conspiracy theories are ON POINT!!! Katie is on WEENJAMMER PATROL!!! And ANNA ANNOUNCES THE WINNER OF OUR FANTASY LEAGUE!! ALL THAT AND.........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more a...

"Fireworks in the Yurt!" With Rob Benedict and Andrée Vermeulen

March 01, 2017 00:59 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

Rob Benedict & Andrée Vermeulen join Arden to discuss BONE ZONES! TURTLENECKS! BAND AID BATHING SUIT DRESSES! AND SEX IN A YURT!!!! Arden thinks that Andy Dorfman was trying out for the part of Newman on Seinfeld! Rob does his impression of Nick in a turtleneck sweater! Andree thinks Corinne should star in Les Miz with her Bounce House! Anna is home safe and sound! Additions to the Nashville May 7th Nashville Zanie's live podcast are announced! And EVERYONE wants Raven to SEE FIREWORKS in Ic...

"Raquel Finds Love!" With Steve Hytner and Theo Von

February 22, 2017 07:32 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

Theo Von & Steve Hytner join Arden to discuss hometown visits! Mudding! Sugar raging!! Doughy Gingers! OH MY!!! Arden actually had real human emotions watching this epsiode! Theo thinks Vanessa's sister is Celine Dion’t! Steve calls Arden's mom to #SorryNotSorry her! Steve calls Wells to #SorrynotSorry his sisters! ALL THIS AND...........#TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! AND......ARDEN AND STEVE CALL WELLS WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! (hint: We're going to Nashville Y'all!!!!!!) Learn more about your ad-...

"Bimini Bimini Bop!" With Kirsten Vangsness and Ralph Garman!

February 15, 2017 03:47 - 1 hour - 75 MB

Kirsten Vangsness & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to discuss The Gateway to the Bahamas! The Dulcet Tones of Aaron Friedman! and Nick's Crocodile Tears!!!! Arden just realized that people don't really know each other very well when they get engaged on the Bachelor! Erin wows us with her Russian Accent again! Ralph is excited for Danielle to be on Season 2 of Westworld! Kirsten wants to be the chain on Vanessa's bikini! ALL THIS AND........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!! Learn more about your ad-...

"Doing the Chokey-Pokey!" With Sarah Colonna and Jon Ryan!

February 10, 2017 04:45 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

Sarah Colonna & Jon Ryan join Arden and Erin to discuss literally being BORED TO TEARS! Chokey- Chokey! Suitcase PA's! And the MOST TENSE VOLLEYBALL GAME EVER PLAYED!!!!! Arden wants to see if she can make it to Sandals Jamaica! Erin debuts her new Russian accent that she has been working on! Sarah is convinced Nick's tears are made of Vaseline! Jon hopes Nick ends up with Neil Lane! Arden's mom Janet checks in about her NEW CAT MITTENS!!!!!! Katie is FILLED WITH REGRET over her former lust ...

"Rob and Arden's Canadian Adventure!" With Daniel Maguire!

February 08, 2017 05:55 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

Canadian Bachelorette Heartthrob Daniel Maguire joins Arden and Rob for a SPECIAL SURPRISE EPISODE of Will You Accept This Rose! A sneak peek behind behind the scenes of Paradise and the Mansion! Eagles and Papa Bears and Pigeons! Sex Advice (just DO it y'all!) Crying Virgins! Arden gets some makeup tricks via the Twins! Rob learns how to work out with bands! Daniel tells us about his time killing it South of The Border! ALL THIS AND..............Arden's MOM calls in for a SURPRISE GUEST APP...

"Whipped Cream & Lies!" With Kyle Dunnigan and Rob Benedict

February 01, 2017 06:59 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

Kyle Dunnigan & Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to discuss #SORRYNOTSORRY!!! #BYEEEEEE #WHOSTHEIDIOTNOW!!!???? VooDoo Priestesses! ABC Ouija and Emotional Intelligence! Arden picks out her sexiest BeeKeeper outfit for Nick! Rob and Kyle bro out over fiveheads! Kyle does an amazing impression of Rachel's Federal Judge father! Erin defends Bolo's musical street cred! All this AND..........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnys...

"We're Not Fighting Over a Pickle!" With Kirsten Vangsness and Rob Benedict

January 26, 2017 17:28 - 1 hour - 69.9 MB

Kirsten Vangsness and Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to break down this weeks episode of Adult Convos! Abraham Lincoln Naps! And..........CORN!!!!!!!!!! Arden channels her inner Nancy Wilson of Heart and grinds out 28 versions of Baracuda! Erin is confused by Raven's Scarlett O'Hara lingerie dress! Rob is convinced Nick's dad and Ex-Girlfriend Amber are played by the same extra! And Kirsten explains what a vagina actually is!!! ALL THIS AND...........#TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! Learn more abo...

"Making Corrine Great Again!" With Ralph Garman and Rob Benedict

January 18, 2017 06:34 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MB

Ralph Garman and Rob Benedict join Arden to discuss sexy Canadians! Backstreet Boyzzzzz! Bounce House Narcoleptics! Whipped Cream! and Corrine's NANNY!!!! Arden thinks Corrine is the world's worst winker! Rob wants to fly to Canada and give Hailey a rose! Ralph thinks that Corrine has a Houdini Trunk of Sex Toys! All this AND THE TWEET OF THE WEEK!! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Corrine is A Killah!" With Fortune Feimster and Paget Brewster

January 11, 2017 05:05 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Fortune Feimster and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to celebrate WYATR's ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Corrinne talks about Corinne in the third person! JADEANDTANNERSWEDDING Bone Zone! Dolphin Boob Birthdays! Arden thinks Liz is sucking on her secret like a Wurther's Candy!, Fortune can't believe we burst into the "Happy Birthday" song with no visual warning of a cake in our midst!, Erin learns about confrontation from Corrinne!, Paget wishes one of the girls told Corinne to go away! And Kati...

"My Sex Abilities are Top Notch!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict

January 04, 2017 00:10 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds) and Rob Benedict (Supernatural) join Arden and Erin to discuss the premiere of Nick Viall's season on The Bachelor! Tears! Platinum Vageeeeeens! Drunk Dolphin/Sharks in high heels! USA! USA!!! Everyone wants their own nanny like Corinne! Arden recounts her holidays filled with Ambien, potatoes, and reality shows in a cabin! Rob is impressed by the size of Nick's black box! Paget is convinced that Liz the Doula secretly has a kid! Erin was so proud of Josephine...

"DRAFT PICKS BACHELOR 2017!" With Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster

December 21, 2016 08:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

Arden, Erin, Paget, Rob, Katie and Anna go through the lovely contestants of this years magical SHITSHOW that is sure to be BACHELOR 2017 starring Katie's future Ex-Husband NICK VIALL! Kaitlyn Doppelgangers! Aspiring Dolphin Trainers! Small Business Owners! Who is going to get HORNY FEVER on the most highly anticipated season of the Bachelor of All time! FOURTH TIME'S A CHARM!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

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