The Chris Rawle Show
578 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 79 ratingsA thoughtful exploration of the world through the prism of sports.
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Episodes
Does this Murder Make Me Look More Attractive?
May 12, 2020 17:37 - 37 minutes - 17 MBPeople LOVE murder shows/movies/podcasts. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the sex offender registry, attractive serial killers, Lucky Bastard, Dahmer, and Fairview, Utah.
The Sexiest Candlelight I Ever Saw
May 11, 2020 17:52 - 35 minutes - 16.4 MBCandlelight is viewed as sexy. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss erotic novels, Casanova, everyday cam boys, editorial boards, atheists, and the kings and queens of the plains.
Find a Bad Man & Send Him a Ferret
May 08, 2020 17:40 - 36 minutes - 16.7 MBSome people require you to remove your shoes before entering their house. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss honey mustard, town homes, masked orgies, bad boys, ferrets, and dirty socks.
A Mask in the Hand is Worth a Mask in the Bush
May 07, 2020 16:18 - 34 minutes - 15.6 MBKarl Malone used to mutter an unintelligible phrase before every free throw and Jeff Hornacek would wipe his face three times. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss masks, guns, bushes, hammer dunks, McDonalds, chicken nuggets, and baggy suits.
Please, Call Me Adele
May 06, 2020 18:13 - 38 minutes - 17.6 MBCoins are still acknowledged as proper currency. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Adele, fishing, Quasimodo, jailable offenses, carnivals, webcams, and $15 polaroids.
Do unto Park Rangers as You Would Have Them do unto You
May 05, 2020 18:45 - 41 minutes - 19.2 MBBow ties are cooler than normal ties but no one wears them. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Golden Rule, the universe, park rangers, face masks, murder, suspenders, and professors.
Is that a Corn Dog Stick Coming Out of Your Dog's Backside?
May 04, 2020 16:28 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MBThe Boy Scouts of America was held in high esteem for over 100 years. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss corn-dog-eating dogs, gutter rabbits, snorting hydroxychloroquine, watermelon cheers, and a merit badge for not drowning.
Pandemic #2: The Rise of Virgin Bikers
April 29, 2020 20:54 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MBCouples are pedaling around town on the same bike. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss state contracts, outrage, outrage, outrage, outrage, outrage, and virgin bikers.
If You Answer this Question Wrong, We'll Give You Shingles
April 28, 2020 23:09 - 37 minutes - 17.1 MBSaturday Night Live is categorized as a culturally-relevant comedy. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss tailgating, comedy, shingles, underwear, heel turns, journalists, and regressives.
This Tan Makes Me Look Like the Mona Lisa
April 27, 2020 21:13 - 33 minutes - 15.3 MBVery defined tan lines are viewed as embarrassing. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Lucky Bastard, the governor's race, the Mona Lisa, tanning beds, and the Vincent van Gogh of spray tans.
BREAKING NEWS: We Have Caught a Necrophiliac
April 24, 2020 21:45 - 40 minutes - 18.4 MBMarried people can only hang out with other married people. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss patsies, necrophilia, generals, siphoning, the married/single divide, and the Salt Lake Tribune.
Find a Glub & Have Them Follow You Day & Night
April 23, 2020 22:14 - 52 minutes - 23.9 MBPeople make their bed in the morning. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Clint's insane Twitter behavior, angry people, self help, bed making, cold showers, and finding your one true glub.
Bang it Out
April 22, 2020 17:49 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MBPeople are passionate about using only Apple or Android. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Utah Valley State College, lunch room food, Brent Brown, Brent Brown's son, Brent Brown ballpark, and Toyotas.
Milk or be Milked
April 20, 2020 20:42 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MBThe USDA creates a new concept of health every decade or so. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Michael Jordan (again), milk, cows, 11 servings of grain, wrist guards, and fortified margarine.
Did that Piece of Poop Just Fall Out of Your Pants?
April 16, 2020 22:12 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MBPeople will watch anything that’s on television. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Michael Jordan, spades, Why Tho social media, The Bachelor, poop, and Flavor Flav.
Find Your Authentic Self & Bury It
April 14, 2020 21:54 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MBCertain foods are only acceptable for certain meals. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Get, Covid scams, opinion flip flops, infinite testing, Monte Christos, and homegrown Twitter accounts.
Three Things I Hate About Chris Pt. 4
April 13, 2020 22:30 - 54 minutes - 24.9 MBOn March 27, 1986, Chris Rawle was born. Why tho?
Three Things I Hate About Chris Pt. 3
April 08, 2020 23:48 - 44 minutes - 20.5 MBOn March 27,1986, Chris Rawle was born. Why tho?
Three Things I Hate About Chris Pt. 2
April 08, 2020 00:02 - 22 minutes - 10.4 MBOn March 27, 1986, Chris Rawle was born. Why tho?
Three Things I Hate About Chris Pt. 1
April 06, 2020 21:15 - 41 minutes - 19.2 MBOn March 27, 1986, Chris Rawle was born. Why tho?
Sir, You Can't Talk to Your Boss that Way
April 04, 2020 01:08 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MBWhat was supposed to be an episode dedicated to Chris is instead dedicated to Clint. Typical. They both rehash Clint's very online argument with the Salt Lake Tribune's most notorious scooter-hating columnist. Yes, it's as dumb as it sounds.
If You Want to Make a Woman Swoon, Sing Jingle Bells
April 02, 2020 00:51 - 24 minutes - 11.1 MBWeather people are even worse at their job since the pandemic began. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss guitar players, testimonials, David Archuletta, Twix bars, and 9-irons.
Get Trampled by a Bull & Go Straight to Heaven
April 01, 2020 01:28 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MBPeople travel to Spain to run with bulls. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Settlers of Catan, Diet Dr. Pepper, the puzzle shortage, Rodeo Boy, risk/reward propositions, and heavenly ice cream.
I Can't Wait To Attend My Child's Dance Recital & Watch An Adult Sing Josh Groban
March 30, 2020 19:45 - 39 minutes - 18.1 MBWe still hold school graduation ceremonies. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss school plays, dance recitals, band practice, weddings, funerals, and Josh Groban.
Tell Us Three Things You Hate About Chris & Get a Free Crazy Bread
March 28, 2020 04:43 - 25 minutes - 11.7 MBSpam mail still gets sent via the United States postal service. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Little Caesar's, crazy bread, mustache oil, Zoom hacks, and Git-not-Get Gephardt.
Come Watch Luxury Porn in this Luxury Porta Potty
March 26, 2020 18:01 - 40 minutes - 18.3 MBNobody utilizes luxury porta potties. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Honey Buckets, premium porn accounts, Clint's alarming online behavior, Kathy Griffin, historical quotes, and Mister President.
At Least Give Us Personalized Lanes on the Freeway
March 25, 2020 23:04 - 26 minutes - 11.9 MBRoad construction takes forever to complete. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss newfound riches, WW2 tank production, the Gary-Mitt-Clint power trio, purchasing WWE stocks, and personalized lanes on the freeway.
You're Not Getting in Bed With Me Until You Finish Your Times Tables
March 24, 2020 18:47 - 43 minutes - 20.1 MBParents continually bungle the naming of their children. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Dick Gephardt, Frugal Dougall, Nahum, name spelling variations, PB&J pornography, and times tables.
I Pledge Allegiance to this State Flag, Filled with Hundreds of Indiscernible Symbols
March 23, 2020 17:06 - 33 minutes - 15.3 MBEvery day in the USA, school kids pledge allegiance to a flag. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Utah's flag, the Russian Doll-committee conundrum, government reach arounds, daily press conferences, ill-advised airport gatherings, and banana runts.
We Thank this Oversight Committee for its Leadership
March 20, 2020 18:28 - 34 minutes - 15.7 MBA shirt with a collar is recognized as higher class than a shirt without a collar. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss county commissioners, oversight committees, app building, press conferences, thank yous, and capris.
Kia is the Greatest Car Manufacturer on Earth
March 19, 2020 20:56 - 44 minutes - 20.2 MBIt’s impossible to look dignified on a segway. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mussolini, Churchill, Jimmy Carter, bathtub paintings, Kias, and 2012 car styles.
Are You a Main or a Fringe?
March 18, 2020 16:32 - 19 minutes - 9 MBChris and Clint discuss a relationship theory revolving around mains (those who are dependable) and fringes (those who are not).
It's Possible to be Bad at Hugging
March 17, 2020 17:21 - 45 minutes - 20.9 MBIt’s viewed as awkward when two parties can’t decide whether to hug, fist bump, or shake hands. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss kissing cousins, aunts who shake hands, Robert Kirby, the 30-second pill, and bad huggers.
Lasik: Viagra for the Eyes
March 11, 2020 17:23 - 31 minutes - 14.2 MBSunglasses are cool but prescription glasses are not. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss pandemics, coolness, NBA fashion, eye Viagra, lovemaking, and excessive coughing.
You Must be 5'10 to Date this Woman
March 10, 2020 17:19 - 50 minutes - 23.2 MBOn Tinder, height matters. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss dating restrictions, emotional vacancy, polyamory, baggy jackets, flossing, and Canada.
If Only We Had E.D.
March 09, 2020 17:02 - 37 minutes - 17.4 MBOn average, 140,000 Utahns watch the local news at 5pm. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss fear, erectile dysfunction, Cosmopolitan, Cosmo the cougar, ageism, and quarantines.
An Elevator Going Nowhere
March 06, 2020 19:04 - 36 minutes - 16.6 MBElevators never close when you want them to. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Big Mac, Kirby Puckett, food tampering, cardboard boxes, and car elevators.
Why is my Brother Saying the F-Word to Mitt Romney?
March 05, 2020 18:36 - 50 minutes - 23.3 MBA U of U professor has joined the race for Utah’s governor. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss family problems, profane Facebook posts about Mitt, break ups, old people, and the governor race.
The Cougar Tail
March 04, 2020 17:50 - 3 minutes - 1.42 MBA story of divine creation, written and read by Chris Rawle.
This Tuesday Is Less Super Than We Were Led To Believe
March 03, 2020 17:56 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MBIn the United States, election day is always on Tuesday. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss prehistoric presidential candidates, junior high, ballot counting, farmers, potato sacks, and Not So Super Tuesday.
Somehow, Free Beads Are Priceless
March 02, 2020 18:52 - 41 minutes - 19.1 MBMardi Gras has convinced everyone that free beads are not only priceless, but worth doing ANYTHING for. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mitt, sweets, circus bears, free beads, movie plots, and faith crises.
Destruction/Creation
February 28, 2020 17:24 - 4 minutes - 1.88 MBA prose pair, written and read by Chris Rawle.
A Shirtless Man Plays Video Games For 12 Hours
February 27, 2020 18:41 - 59 minutes - 27.4 MBPeople are considered heroes. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss gun mishaps, shirtless video gamers, bratwurst, genesis stories, Free Willy, 64 ounce sodas, and coughing.
It Ain't Easy Being a Statue
February 26, 2020 18:22 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MBStreet performing is either the hardest or easiest profession. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss socialism, Friday Night Lights, Pioneer Day parades, statues, drum carts, and tap dancing.
A Guy & 3 Squarespace Students Walk into a Bar
February 21, 2020 20:30 - 21 minutes - 9.8 MBBYU students are at war with one another. Why tho? Chris and Clint are again joined by a very special guest in New Orleans. They discuss Kinko's, grammar, parades, handbooks, ice cream, and hiking.
Respect Your Mounties
February 20, 2020 20:45 - 23 minutes - 10.9 MBCops still ride around on horses. Why tho? Chris and Clint are joined by a special guest in New Orleans. They discuss horses, segways, fecal matter, debate winners, and Bourbon Street.
The Things We Do for Computer Science
February 19, 2020 17:05 - 46 minutes - 21.3 MBPeople voluntarily become politicians. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss baggy suits, sex machines, small town mayors, unlimited funds, computer science scandals, and cow milking.
Soda Porn: A Public Health Crisis
February 18, 2020 18:41 - 49 minutes - 22.8 MBUtah people act like Utah is the best state in the US. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss California, farming, kissing, hard workers, soda porn, mountains, and assets.
Happy Presidents Day, Eat This Cherry Pie In Honor Of Herbert Hoover
February 17, 2020 18:28 - 53 minutes - 24.6 MBNobody can agree what Presidents Day is actually for. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss group therapy, private jets, recycling, Twitter analyzers, cherry pie, Herbert, Woodrow, Dick, and Big Bush.