The Chris Rawle Show
578 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 79 ratingsA thoughtful exploration of the world through the prism of sports.
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Episodes
How are Strippers Supposed to Pay Their Way Through College with Gift Cards?
August 10, 2020 19:11 - 47 minutes - 21.8 MBThe United States is in the midst of a coin shortage. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the USPS, gift cards, strippers, the US Mint, and kissing techniques.
You're Such a Time Pauper
August 07, 2020 18:56 - 40 minutes - 18.3 MB“I’m sooooooo busy.” Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Tom Hanks, self-help books, inbox zero, time poverty, and the Bay of Pigs.
Two Clints are Not Better than One
August 05, 2020 22:44 - 32 minutes - 14.8 MBDecorative soaps and towels exist. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss brooms, fly-swatting, realtors, decorations, and rashes.
If You Come to a Roundabout, Just Gun it
August 04, 2020 21:16 - 32 minutes - 15 MBNo one knows what to do at a roundabout or 4-way stop. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss fedoras, straw hats, Chuck-a-rama ice cream, driving behavior, and the old UVU roundabout.
A Box Filled with Minimalism
July 31, 2020 19:27 - 39 minutes - 18 MBMinimalism is gaining steam. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Marie Kondo, Dave Ramsey, college, boxes, and Chili's original chicken crispers.
You Haven't Lived Until You've Barfed on a Skydiving Instructor
July 30, 2020 19:36 - 35 minutes - 16.3 MBBungee jumping and skydiving are popular pastimes. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Post Malone, skydiver barf, lawn mowing, condom bungees, and clammy hands.
You are Not a Serial Killer Because You Have a Friendly Dog
July 29, 2020 17:40 - 47 minutes - 21.9 MBDog owners believe that laws do not apply to them and law enforcement officers kind of agree. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss unsolicited seeds, New York City, neighborhood dog watch, anthrozoology, and serial killer behavior.
Don't Call Creamy Peanut Butter "Regular"
July 28, 2020 17:56 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MBSome parents will name all their kids using the same starting letter. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss peanut butter, acceptable driving speeds, the Duggars, and whytho.com.
Getting from Point A to Point B
July 27, 2020 18:40 - 50 minutes - 23 MBDads wear white sneakers with long socks. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Donny Boy, guns, dad behavior, planting strawberries, dating advice, and getting handsy.
You Remind Me of this Hummer
July 25, 2020 02:07 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MBLarge portions of Americans put ketchup and/or ranch on everything. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss citizen arrests, rough cuts of meat, mustard, harps, and faddish philistinism.
This Shoe Horn Makes Me Sound Like Goofy
July 23, 2020 18:48 - 45 minutes - 21 MBPeople still use shoe horns. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss silverware, Donald Trump Jr, big sweaters, silver shoe horns, and Goofy.
And for this Magic Trick, I Will Pee Through a Catheter
July 22, 2020 19:12 - 48 minutes - 22.4 MBMagicians are widely mocked by the public. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss meatloaf, Zoom magic calls, David Blaine, catheters, and magic prophets.
Welp, You Never Know What Can Happen on a Waterbed
July 21, 2020 17:47 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MBWaterbeds used to be popular and now they are not. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Pat Reavy, the Big Unit, pioneer logos, corn starch chairs, and waterbeds for cows.
These are the Best Years of Your Life
July 20, 2020 18:12 - 37 minutes - 17 MBHigh school is idealized by nearly everyone. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss rodeos, woke teens, high school, rock painting, and the best years of your life.
A Smart Condom that Tracks Thrust Velocity
July 17, 2020 18:26 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MBWe have smart home devices for everything. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Robert Kirby, eggs, thrust velocity, and vibrating forks.
Climb Aboard this Dolphin & Head to War
July 16, 2020 18:45 - 37 minutes - 17 MBThe United States trains military dolphins. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss tweet threads, watermelons, Flipper, SPAWAR, and military mammals.
Please Climb Inside these Pants that Someone Else Pissed in
July 15, 2020 17:20 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MBEvery generation thinks subsequent generations are terrible. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss banana eating, Pornhub, Generation Z, XYZ University, and the voice of a different generation.
You Seem Like a Portly Go-Getter
July 14, 2020 17:45 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MBChecks used to be a reasonable form of currency. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss lawn mowing, debt collection, miners, Robert Kirby, stimulus money, and Radioshack phones.
Canoodling on the Chattahoochee
July 10, 2020 21:57 - 54 minutes - 24.7 MBPeople use different voices to talk to babies. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Alan Jackson, "I wuv yew," CNBC, Starbucks, ba boo ma, and doctors.
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
July 09, 2020 18:03 - 58 minutes - 27 MBIntermittent fasting is all the rage. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Trace Adkins, tech fasting, Yellowstone, leadership, Tina's burritos, and Kevin Costner.
Cleaning Up Celebrity Waste with Two Empty Beer Bottles
July 08, 2020 18:49 - 48 minutes - 22.1 MBGlamping is becoming a popular activity. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss NC-17 movies, Will Ferrell, Lookout Point, celebrity waste, and "coffee or die."
A Movie so Horrific it Burns Calories
July 07, 2020 17:24 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MBHorror movies are popular amongst the general public. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss tweets, Orrin Hatch, Deidre, The Grudge, crawling children, and attractives.
Just a Good Old Fashioned Finger Game
July 06, 2020 18:30 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MBOuija boards are used to either speak with the dead or yourself. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss concerned citizens, squirrels, finger games, 1860s dating, and Lucifer.
Out with the Dynasty, in with Spanish Fork
July 03, 2020 18:18 - 54 minutes - 25.1 MBBrides and grooms make their bridesmaids and groomsmen wear the exact same thing. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss Spanish Fork, Fairview, farmers, Fathers Escalante and Dominguez, wedding uniforms, and a lowly wedding server.
A Fitness Tracker that Withholds Information
July 02, 2020 19:02 - 40 minutes - 18.3 MBFitbits, step counting, and sleep tracking have all risen in prominence. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Bar-S hot dogs, sleep, heart rates, boiled eggs, and ruler discipline.
A Down-on-His Luck Pit Boy Finds Love With a Sexy NASCAR Driver
July 01, 2020 00:56 - 43 minutes - 20.1 MBRomance novels are a popular reading choice. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss DMs, sexy singles, paranormal romance, dinosaur erotica, and NASCAR love.
What Will We Do Without Our Sheet Cake?
June 29, 2020 18:29 - 57 minutes - 26.4 MBSomehow, it is both cool and trashy to wear pajamas in public. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss style mavens, Birmingham, sheet cake, ball gags, hair gel, and Kirkland sweats.
Rub this Magic Juice on Your Crotch Rash & be Healed
June 26, 2020 22:03 - 48 minutes - 22.4 MBMLMs are legal and pyramid schemes are not. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss rashes, drive-throughs, lipstick, downlines, community, and magic juice.
What a Friend We Have in Fried Jesus
June 25, 2020 17:48 - 48 minutes - 22.4 MBAmericans deep fry everything. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss state fairs, campaign finances, deep fried Sodalicious, leg wrestling, plowing contests, the Why Tho Fair, and Fried Jesus.
This is Not a Laughing Matter
June 24, 2020 19:06 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MBEvery November, the United States president pardons a turkey from death. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss jokes, laughter, seriousness, $800K, Gobbler's Rest, and Big Mac buttons.
Three Things I Hate About Clint
June 23, 2020 18:23 - 1 hour - 31.4 MBIt is Clint's birthday. As is podcast tradition, we list all the things we hate about Clint on air. Buckle up and enjoy.
I've Just Been Hanging Out With the Fellas at Gobbler's Knob
June 22, 2020 18:50 - 50 minutes - 23 MBWe still celebrate Groundhog Day. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss badgers, fish, meteorologists, the groundhog mentorship program, Gobbler's Knob, and zoos.
Check Out the Testicles on My Truck
June 18, 2020 18:33 - 43 minutes - 20 MBSome people hang fake testicles on the back of their truck. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Spanish Fork, wrestling, baseball, Deidre Henderson, large trucks, and genital ornaments.
I Can't See the Puzzle Pieces Through All This Smoke
June 17, 2020 20:25 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MBJigsaw puzzles are a popular activity. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the goobernatorial race, Settlers of Catan, smoking, 25-piece puzzles, and wearing glasses to look smart.
How Much Would You Pay Us to Scratch Your Back?
June 16, 2020 18:09 - 41 minutes - 19 MBThere is nothing on earth more satisfying than a good back scratch. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss orgies (again), Timberlands, Maple Mountain, ASMR, professional back scratchers, and homework.
Would You Rather Attend a Musical or an Orgy?
June 15, 2020 17:50 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MBPeople (including a host of this podcast) love musicals. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Hanes t-shirts, orgy conversations, ancient Greece, Kristin Chenoweth, Les Mis, and backup actors.
You are Invited to Our Sexy Zoom Party
June 12, 2020 18:34 - 44 minutes - 20.2 MBBillions of people watch family vloggers. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss family picnics, in-wedlock vs out-of-wedlock, autoerotic asphyxiation, tornados, modesty, and pranks.
My Vice is Not as Bad as Your Vice
June 11, 2020 17:51 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MBDirty soda shops have taken Utah by storm. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss 64 oz mugs, lattes, William Shakespeare, vice comparisons, drive-throughs, and death.
Do I Look Good in this Flat Brim?
June 11, 2020 01:16 - 27 minutes - 12.6 MBFlat bill hats are the cap of choice for startup folks. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Sword & The Stone Theory, dad hats, Austrian renovations, The Who, sweaty masks, and the true faces of tech.
No One Was Ever Hurt by a Whistling Pete
June 09, 2020 18:59 - 50 minutes - 23.3 MBProspective parents host gender reveal parties. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss alligator wrestling, Adam and Eve, Whistling Petes, cake cutting, and voting.
Watch Me Poop my Pants so I Know Our Love is Real
June 08, 2020 18:16 - 39 minutes - 18.1 MBTeens are giving each other promise rings that signify a commitment to get engaged to get married. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Al Roker, an old Arby's sandwich, adult diapers, relationships, and coiffed hair.
I Am Proud to Drive an Ice Cream Truck
June 05, 2020 18:56 - 47 minutes - 21.9 MBCertain professions have positive or negative connotations. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss ice cream truck drivers, scrubs, pizza delivery, plumbers, CEOs, Mr. Mark, and bloggers.
Every Time a Bell Rings, a Dinner Roll Gets its Wings
June 04, 2020 21:50 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MBBuffets are a popular choice for dinner in America. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss peanut butter bars, ice cream toppings, dinner rolls, sandwiches, and bells.
Eyes Ahead, Bud
June 03, 2020 19:06 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MBParents facetune their children’s pictures. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss shopping cart races, emasculation, couples on bikes, Why Tho olympics, long legs, and school pictures. If you are a facetune expert, please email [email protected]
I Love You so Much I Want a Divorce
June 02, 2020 18:08 - 50 minutes - 23.1 MBThe “Five Love Languages” are recognized as the foundation for expressing and receiving love. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss pastors, bibles, physical touch, lust, checkbook balancing, and divorce.
A Man Good Enough to Kick Your Ass
May 30, 2020 10:46 - 46 minutes - 21.3 MBAstrology is the new cool. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss nuclear warheads, crystals, good men and women, fishing, mavens, and horoscopes.
These Cousins are Creepy as Hell
May 28, 2020 16:23 - 19 minutes - 8.92 MBPeople feel obligated to attend family reunions. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss creepy cousins, potato salad, incest, casinos, and socially-distanced lap dances.
What I Can't Stand is the Hypocrisy
May 27, 2020 20:16 - 39 minutes - 17.9 MBAdults give gifts to each other for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss communism, gardening, lingerie, spoons, Old Faithful, and Arctic Circle.
Let's Head on Down to the Freak Show
May 26, 2020 17:10 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MBThe United States has a long and storied past with amusement parks. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss KSL Classifieds, boils, human freaks, wooden roller coasters, Santaland, and Las Vegas.
I Explored an Entire Cave & All I Got Was this Stalactite
May 13, 2020 17:23 - 34 minutes - 15.6 MBSuperhero movies are popular. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss cave exploration, Target shoppers, fight scenes, plastic abs, and stalactites.