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The Chris Rawle Show

578 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 79 ratings

A thoughtful exploration of the world through the prism of sports.

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Episodes

You Say Free, I Say Complimentary

January 08, 2021 19:00 - 50 minutes - 23 MB

There is an incredible amount of email etiquette, both known and unknown. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss voicemails, Gmail, cryptocurrency, what makes a tech man, and free vs complimentary.

Sponsorship Package

January 07, 2021 18:00 - 36 minutes - 16.9 MB

Clint talks a lot about things Chris doesn't care about, then Chris talks about things Clint doesn't care about.

Taxation Without Representation

January 06, 2021 18:00 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MB

Chris and Clint describe the HUGE news stories of the day: political confrontations, number one enemies, leadership, taxation, and editorial boards.

Who Will Clean Our Streets Of These Scooters?

January 05, 2021 18:00 - 48 minutes - 22 MB

Today is Tuesday and the fate of democracy hangs in the balance. Chris and Clint discuss the headlines (national and local), musicals, the governor's inauguration, and Lime scooters.

A Vice In The Bush Is Not A Vice At All

January 04, 2021 18:00 - 58 minutes - 26.7 MB

Breaking news: we are now called The Beehive. Chris and Clint discuss the name change (at great length), sports gambling, vices, rattlesnakes, and celebrate Country Music Monday with a song about Prince Charming.

A Week At Hooters Hotel

December 30, 2020 18:00 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MB

Welcome to Big News Wednesday. Chris and Clint discuss all the monster news stories. What constitutes stalking? Who has recently gotten a divorce? Why is Hooters hotel such a fine establishment?

Grab A Corn Dog & Stare At The Lights

December 29, 2020 18:00 - 39 minutes - 18.1 MB

People go and stare at Christmas lights on other people’s houses. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Democrats, Republicans, corn dogs, Christmas carols, and tenors.

I Was Injured Doing Laundry

December 28, 2020 18:00 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MB

Welcome to Country Music Monday. Clint starts the show by revealing he was injured doing laundry. He raves about Sizzler and tells Chris where his stimulus money is going. They close the show by discussing a strange, voyeuristic country song that touches a nerve with Chris.

The Democrat Formerly Known As Republican

December 23, 2020 18:00 - 52 minutes - 24.3 MB

Our New Year's resolution: no political talk. Which means today's episode is all about politics. Listen and enjoy the rest of your week.

Buy Me A Raspberry Pastry & You Can Do Anything You Want

December 22, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 27.6 MB

Skiing and snowboarding are popular winter pastimes. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss drugs, gangs, buttercream, cowboy hats, non-profits, jello, and snowshoes.

Relief Is On The Way

December 21, 2020 18:00 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MB

It’s popular to put a Christmas tree inside your house and office. Why tho? Chris and Clint discuss cavemen, senators, relief packages, hot chocolate, aluminum trees, and one-word answers.

The Law Has Spoken: Your Parents Can't Destroy Your Porn

December 18, 2020 19:33 - 50 minutes - 23 MB

Clint believes he should be a dating coach and explains why. Chris recounts a story from Michigan about a man who sued his parents for destroying his pornography. Thank you for joining us on Freaky Friday.

Christmas Confessional Card

December 17, 2020 20:42 - 42 minutes - 19.3 MB

People send Christmas cards. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Christmas Eve talent shows, shrimp, confessionals, and singles.

Iron Crotch Kung Fu

December 16, 2020 19:15 - 55 minutes - 25.3 MB

There is something called “iron crotch kung fu.” Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss haircuts, barbershops, 88-pound logs, frozen Go-Gurt, and Tom Cruise.

Welcome To The New Season Of Yellowstone

December 15, 2020 19:08 - 40 minutes - 18.7 MB

Everyone agrees that texting during a real-life conversation is rude, yet nearly everybody texts during real-life conversations. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Kevin Costner, Yellowstone, FIFA 2021, Gamestop, and outgoing personalities.

Hay Bale Family Hour

December 14, 2020 17:39 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MB

Welcome to Country Music Monday. Chris and Clint discuss a new world record that involves Honey Buckets and Christmas lights, then examine the most generic country love song ever written.

Hmmm, That Is An Interesting Question

December 11, 2020 18:19 - 56 minutes - 26 MB

Personality tests have never been more popular. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss jalapeno burgers, Oreo shakes, Slimfast, job interviews, businessisms, and 64 ounce sodas.

And Now, Representing Yugoslavia...

December 10, 2020 18:20 - 46 minutes - 21.2 MB

Break dancing will become an Olympic sport in 2024. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Macklemore, world records, angels, Tiny Tim, 8 Mile, and the gem state.

Manatee & Me

December 09, 2020 18:01 - 37 minutes - 17.1 MB

Elf on the shelf is creepy as hell. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss manatees, Huffy bicycles, dogs, airing of grievances, and Rosie the elf.

DJ Apple Pen

December 08, 2020 18:05 - 52 minutes - 24 MB

EDM was popular and now not so much (PART 2). Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Idaho, Spain, disgusting country lyrics, DJs, STEM, and glasses.

Waiting On A Woman

December 07, 2020 18:52 - 46 minutes - 21.5 MB

Welcome to Country Music Monday. Chris and Clint discuss a dog/owner reunion in Alabama before dissecting the lyrics of noted country comedian Brad Paisley.

EDM: Erectile Dysfunction Management

December 04, 2020 17:28 - 34 minutes - 16 MB

Does EDM stand for Erectile Dysfunction Management? Chris and Clint also discuss rich cows, Connecticut, firefighters, the Baltimore Orioles, and Santaquin, UT.

The Launch Of FML Perfume

December 03, 2020 17:14 - 47 minutes - 21.8 MB

There are unlimited celebrity gossip websites. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss racoons, burglary, Lisztomania, Ben Affleck, and hot cocoa.

The Day Taco Bell Fell From The Sky

December 02, 2020 17:48 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MB

Taco Bell is a staple of American life. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss leopards, Shopko parking lots, Baja Blast cocktails, and Gidget.

Mmmm, I'd Sure Love To Eat That Baby

December 01, 2020 18:30 - 41 minutes - 19.1 MB

Saying you want to eat a baby is supposedly a good thing. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss robot wolves, what's under the hood, Halloween, baby holding techniques, and squashing dreams.

Climbing The Magic Pear Tree To Heaven

November 30, 2020 19:27 - 45 minutes - 21 MB

Welcome to Country Music Monday. Today's song is an all-time classic about pulling your pants up and semi-exposing yourself. Chris and Clint also discuss a news story about fermented pears, squirrels, and how to properly feed animals.

A Sound Bath With Grandpa 69 & Grandson 34.5

November 26, 2020 14:30 - 1 hour - 28.2 MB

Sound baths are increasing in popularity. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Doctor Mike, MyFitnessPal, logging, shed hunting, sound baths, and @grandpa69.

Massage This Cow & Pay Me $75

November 24, 2020 19:20 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MB

Cow cuddling is a new wellness trend. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss late night jokesters, dog mayors, birthday spanking, cow massages, and connecting with nature.

Paintmaster Tony vs Sherwin-Williams

November 23, 2020 19:31 - 48 minutes - 22.3 MB

Chris and Clint discuss the long, winding story of Paintmaster Tony vs Sherwin-Williams. They then celebrate Country Music Monday with an Alan Jackson song about being sexually attracted to a truck.

Grinch Belly

November 20, 2020 20:01 - 1 hour - 29 MB

Ugly sweater parties are popular. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mel Magazine, Instagram, gonzo journalism, sweater versatility, and grinch belly.

Grinch Belly

November 20, 2020 20:01 - 1 hour - 29 MB

Ugly sweater parties are popular. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mel Magazine, Instagram, gonzo journalism, sweater versatility, and grinch belly.

An Organic Spanking

November 19, 2020 22:40 - 55 minutes - 25.6 MB

Traditional birthday celebrations are bad. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Liberty University threesome scandal, erotic desserts, birthday spanking, organic celebrations, and candles.

Quinn Finite, American Hero

November 19, 2020 18:00 - 49 minutes - 22.7 MB

Team building exercises are common in the workplace. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss OnlyFans, waitresses, Joe Diffie, trust exercises, and laser tag.

Ted Cruz, Don't Bring That Ass In Here

November 17, 2020 19:40 - 58 minutes - 26.6 MB

Roller derby was the greatest sport of the Great Depression. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Bernie Sanders, Mr. President, Ted Cruz, basketball, and asses.

Take This Sweaty Hand & Predict My Future

November 16, 2020 18:58 - 1 hour - 28.3 MB

Palm reading is more popular than you. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss wheeling and dealing, chimney sweep haircuts, chiromancy, sweaty hands, and King Henry VIII.

Thank You For Coming To This Lowly TED Talk

November 13, 2020 18:45 - 59 minutes - 27.1 MB

TED Talks are kind of the worst. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss The Notebook, Ryan Gosling, Steve Ballmer, the lowly TEDs, and penny farthings.

Bone-Ba-Bone-Ba-Bone-Bone

November 12, 2020 19:33 - 48 minutes - 22.1 MB

The Lindner calendar is dedicated to photos of alive, sexy women inside coffins. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss philanthropy, heavyweights, being a better person, Thanksgiving, and sexy coffins.

Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, & I

November 11, 2020 19:23 - 1 hour - 28.9 MB

People either love or hate snow. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss patriotic songs, watchmen, road rage, magic tricks, snow pack, and PVC snowshoes.

Killed By E.D.

November 10, 2020 18:46 - 38 minutes - 17.7 MB

People are riding unicycles. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss E.D., penny farthings, mountain unicycling, three-piece suits, and pocket watches.

I'm A Pacifist Because I Don't Want My Ass Kicked

November 09, 2020 19:04 - 1 hour - 29 MB

Some people love covering their vehicle with bumper stickers. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Goobir, lovemaking music, baby-on-board stickers, road rage, and pacifism.

This Is How We Sonic

November 06, 2020 20:03 - 1 hour - 34.6 MB

Sonic Drive-In is a staple of American life. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Dry Bar Comedy, Comedy Sports, cherry limeade, a new Sonic marketing campaign, and public rest stops.

A Trip Into The Foxhole

November 05, 2020 18:44 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MB

People are losing their minds over Fivey, the foxy mascot of FiveThirtyEight. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss spelling errors, professionality in 2020, double-wide trailers, vore, and mascot porn.

Paranormal Romance

November 04, 2020 19:14 - 38 minutes - 17.8 MB

You can have sex with a ghost. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss airplanes, spectrophilia, Ghost, pottery, paranormal romance, and lowly cabin boys.

Bone Out

November 03, 2020 19:00 - 50 minutes - 22.9 MB

A man kept 20 pythons and 600 rats in his Utah home. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Bone brothers, two black Cadillacs, government overreach, snake bites, and cults.

Lies, Lies, & More Lies

November 02, 2020 18:50 - 44 minutes - 101 MB

Nobody (or maybe everybody?!) lies about who they vote for. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Why Tho surveys, cold hands, the NYT, Clint's vote, mail, and capitalism.

Men Of Mortuaries

October 30, 2020 19:05 - 50 minutes - 23 MB

Morticians are putting out sexy calendars. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss neighbors, split personalities, widows, Weekend At Bernie's, and firefighters.

Play This Piano Number & Be Judged For Your Beauty

October 29, 2020 19:14 - 38 minutes - 17.7 MB

Beauty pageants are rather intense. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Moroni, the ghost of Hank Williams, P.T. Barnum, Samuel Gompers, and George Washington.

WE NOW OWN THE UTAH JAZZ

October 28, 2020 20:35 - 42 minutes - 19.3 MB

Monopoly sales are soaring. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Utah Jazz, Rich Uncle Pennybags, sexy Monopoly, Jr. Jazz, and Mitsubishi tires.

The Mail-a-Child Program

October 27, 2020 17:44 - 53 minutes - 24.5 MB

There is no limit to what you can send via the mail system. Why tho? Chris and Clint (and Kelli) also discuss Ripley's Believe It Or Not, Corvettes, mailed feces, bee boys, blue check marks, and controversy.

Let Us Write You a Love Letter

October 26, 2020 17:34 - 47 minutes - 21.7 MB

Dating rituals have changed immensely over time. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss necking, late-night comedy, Hank Williams, love letters, and Google dates.