Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
496 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 285 ratingsWerewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Allen and Katie watch horror movies from all eras and of all qualities and then discuss them in a not-so-academic way (just as the name "Werewolf Ambulance" might imply!) and then discuss and rate them. The episodes do contain spoilers, so please watch the films before listening if that bothers you!
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Episode 322- Leviathan (1989)
May 17, 2021 10:00 - 48 minutes - 64.4 MBYou know, we often say that a movie has everything, but truly the 1989 sci-fi creature (?) film "Leviathan" does. You've got Daniel Stern, Ernie Hudson, Mulder's girlfriend from season 2 of "The X-Files," Robocop, sorta fish people, questionable bathroom practices, a lot of picking and choosing from movies that are actually very good, and the evil inherent in capitalism. What more could you want? Maybe you want more Daniel Stern? Go listen to Episode 253- "C.H.U.D." More Ernie Hudson? You...
Episode 331- John Dies at the End (2012)
May 10, 2021 10:00 - 48 minutes - 66 MBIn this week's episode, we decided to take a suggestion from listener/Apple Podcasts reviewer* karlyAB and watch the 2012 film "John Dies at the End." Special topics for your consideration include: drugs, whether drugs enhance this film (possibly?), whether Allen is currently on drugs (he is not), the further misadventures of our 19 & 9 best friendship, having a hard time recalling plot points despite many exposures to them, and Paul Giamatti: is he a meatball, or no? *you can most likely ...
Episode 330- Deathproof (2007)
May 03, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 77.6 MBThis week's episode is the second in our 2007 "Grindhouse" series-- the Quentin Tarantino-written and directed film "Deathproof." Special topics for your consideration include: amazing stunts! butts! obscure references! Quentin Tarantino's childhood! butts! unwanted foot touching! BUTTS! and of course, an ode to our boyfriend and quite frankly your boyfriend as well, Kurt Russell. What a guy. Last week (Episode 329- "Planet Terror") was the first half of "Grindhouse" in case you missed it....
Episode 329- Planet Terror (2007)
April 26, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 83.9 MBIn this week's episode, we're jumping into the first half of the 2007 "Grindhouse" double feature- the Robert Rodriguez entry "Planet Terror," or as it's more commonly known, "The Machine Gun Leg One." Special topics for your consideration include: machine gun legs obvs, the concept of being a 90s human, feeling an intimate emotional connection with Robert Rodriguez, the utter gooeyness of this film and a weird amount of knowledge with regard to The Black-Eyed Peas. Want more Robert Rodrig...
Vacation Episode- Face/Off (1997)
April 19, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 68.2 MBThis week we're taking a little break. Rather than record a new episode, we sat on our porch studio and ate ice cream cake instead and frankly, we needed it. We're not leaving you with nothing though! We hope you enjoy this episode that was previously available only to our Patróns on our action movie podcast: the absolutely batshit film "Face/Off." We'll catch up with you next week when we discuss the first half of a double feature which will encompass our next two episodes-- "Planet Terror"...
Episode 328- I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
April 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBIn this week's episode, we're on the front porch on a lovely but windy Pittsburgh evening discussing what is perhaps the worst-named sequel in the history of film franchises- "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer." Special topics for your consideration include" potential title re-writes (like perhaps "I Have Not Forgotten What You Did Two Summers Ago At This Point"), a running game of "do you recognize that guy?", the best thing about this movie (Brandy obvs), a twist that NO ONE COULD HAVE...
Episode 327- The Vigil (2019)
April 05, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutes - 53.8 MBIn this week's episode, we're discussing the extremely creepy religious/supernatural horror thriller "The Vigil." Special topics for your consideration include: the scare dragon, a series of porch interruptions, horror movie tropes used to perfect effect, BLUMHOUSE! and a couple of gentiles trying not to say anything incorrect about Jewish culture. We have done so many horror movies with a religious twist. For the good, try Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 7...
Episode 326- Swamp Thing (1982)
March 29, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 75 MB*airhorn sound* WE'RE BACK ON THE PORCH!!! *airhorn sound* In this week's episode, we're reunited in person for the first time in ~5 months and the result is one of our most joyful episodes in a long time. We're discussing the 1982 Wes Craven-directed DC Comics horror film "Swamp Thing." Special topics for your consideration include: inexplicable love interests, weird sibling relationships, some potential marketing options for Bud Light, being both a badass and ill-prepared for the swamp, ...
Episode 325- The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970)
March 22, 2021 10:00 - 55 minutes - 63.1 MBIn this week's episode, we're talking about cops who delegate, spooky black gloves, uncomfortable-looking night clothes, stolen passports, a murderer who loves cackling, red herrings, confusing characters with even more confusing motivations and utterly beautiful scenery. Must be an Argento film! We're discussing Dario's distinctive directorial debut (sorry for the alliteration but I literally could not help myself) "The Bird with the Crystal Plumage." Want to get in on some other Argento ...
Episode 324- The Bye Bye Man (2017)
March 15, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBDon't think it, don't say it, and frankly don't watch it. This might be the film that finally broke us-- it's the 2017 supernatural and inexplicable horror film "The Bye Bye Man." Special topics for your consideration include: things Carrie Ann Moss would rather be doing, things girls love (ransom note poetry, mostly), tiny doors, bad ideas, confusing nightstands and the ultimate challenge (paying any type of sustained attention to this film). Here is a list of previous episodes and you c...
Episode 323- Psycho Goreman (2020)
March 08, 2021 11:00 - 45 minutes - 53.4 MBIn this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that's even newer than last week's episode! It is also much, much sillier. We're talking about the 2020 horror comedy film "Psycho Goreman." Special topics for your consideration include: a deep and abiding knowledge of "Encino Man," child acting that makes you kind of uncomfortable, an absolutely insane rundown of the villains of "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers," hyperspecific nerd references and the neeerrrds that love them and LET'S GO BUCS! ...
Episode 322- Freaky (2020)
March 01, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 72.8 MBIn this week's episode, we're shedding the burdens of the terrible movies we've been discussing lately with the 2020 horror comedy "Freaky." Special topics for your consideration include: the "She's All That" problem, what Vince Vaughn brings to the table, a high batting average for jokes, the subversion of horror tropes and what might happen if we were to body swap. You like Double-V? You may enjoy Episode 133- "The Cell." Want to check out some other Christopher Landon films? We'd recomm...
Episode 321- Nine Lives (2002)
February 22, 2021 11:00 - 54 minutes - 62.7 MBIn this week's episode, we increase Paris Hilton's appearances on Werewolf Ambulance by 100%-- no, it's not "The Hottie and the Nottie," though honestly I kinda wish it was-- it's 2002's "Nine Lives." It's bad, and it's not even really Paris's fault. Is it about cats? It is not. Special topics for your consideration include: a spot-on portrayal of an American and a spot-off portrayal of actual snow, a deeply terrible explanation of existentialism, being the "most likely to murder" friend, ou...
Episode 320- Nightbreed (1990)
February 15, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBIn this week's episode, we're Clive Barkering back into some Clive Barker with the director's cut of Clive Barker's 1990 film "Nightbreed." Special topics for your consideration include: Danny 'oompah' Elfman, famous Canadian wrestler murders, terrible catchphrases, Star Trek looks, confusing motivations and Bob Seger. Because why not? Catch some more Clive Barkering with Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train" and Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hell...
Episode 319- New Mutants (2020)
February 08, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBIn this week's episode...IT'S A CROSSOVER! We met up with Jon & Josef from the Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast to discuss the 2020 Marvel horror (?) film (??) "New Mutants." It was a not a great entrée into the Marvel universe for Katie. No, in fact it was terrible. Special topics for your consideration include the most comic book talk that has ever appeared on this show, Big Bear Doin' Thangs and quite frankly bad writing, bad directing, bad accents, bad acting...who says you can't ha...
Episode 318- Sputnik (2020)
February 01, 2021 11:00 - 50 minutes - 58.1 MBIn this week's episode, возьмите сваренное вкрутую яйцо и держитесь за задницы (grab a hardboiled egg and hang onto your butts) because we're talking about the 2020 Russian sci-fi horror film "Sputnik." Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute worst profession (astronaut/cosmonaut, obviously), aliens that are both adorable and downright brutal, an assessment of our own professionalism, being a WILDCARD! and also being aware that you are deeply not a WILDCARD! This movie'...
Episode 317- Dracula 2000 (1999)
January 25, 2021 11:00 - 58 minutes - 66.6 MBFor the second week in a row, we're wandering around in the strange and somewhat incomprehensible world of the year 1999: the dawning of a new millenium, Y2K and the 1999 modernization of a classic tale, "Dracula 2000." Seriously though, why? (and is the pun "Why2K" too much? Eh, too late now.) Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of very very good Dracula-based film ideas, the ephemeral quality of Monster Magnet in our memories, the inexplicable relationship between Dracula ...
Episode 316- Idle Hands (1999)
January 18, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 67.8 MBIn this week's episode, we really try to find some joy in the 1999 teen horror comedy "Idle Hands." One one hand (pun FULLY intended) it does have podcast-favorite Seth Green, but on the other hand it also has no plot. Other topics for your consideration include: greasy teens, weed as a superhero, an odd medium for songwriting, how much Sublime is too much Sublime (answer: any amount of Sublime is too much Sublime) and a visit from our old friend "Dragula." Man we do love Seth Green, thoug...
Episode 315- Knock Knock (2015)
January 11, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBIn this week's episode, we learned a very important lesson: sometimes Keanu Reeves is just not enough. We're discussing the 2015 Eli Roth erotic (sigh) horror film "Knock Knock." Special topics for your consideration include: a slight limitation in Keanu's acting range, corny middle-aged dads with an eclectic vinyl collection, tossing a fried egg on it, opinions about art, and a joke that finally finds its home. We've done one other Eli Roth film-- Episode 179- "Cabin Fever." We've also c...
Episode 314- Phantasm 2 (1988)
January 04, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBIn this week's episode, we're discussing a listener pick (thanks Roland! I guess?) with the 1988 sequel "Phantasm 2." Special topics for your consideration include: cool NBA nicknames for your pals Allen and Katie, an in-depth analysis of Tallman's horniness, a classic impression from a cinematic great, brain boyfriends, Whopper Jrs (Whoppers Jr.?), and the bewildering enigma that is Reggie. Did you miss our discussion of the original "Phantasm?" It's Episode 67. Want to check out some epi...
Episode 313- The Fate of the Furious (2017)
December 28, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBThis episode marks our last one of this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year. Rather than suffering through our semi-traditional New Years romcom, we decided to end the year by covering a movie that would bring us pure joy. We hope it makes you feel the same way, and that you'll forgive us for this brief foray out of horror and into TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF SOLID ACTION, BAY-BEE! We're talking about the 2017 8th installment of one of America's most beloved film franchises-- we're talkin...
Episode 312- Black Christmas (2019)
December 21, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBListen buddies, I am like 99% sure we made it through this episode without morosely singing "happy holidaaaaaays" even ONCE. I might be wrong about that though; regardless, we tried. For this year's holiday spectacular, we're discussing the 2019 remake "Black Christmas." Special topics for your consideration include: POOTS! Great cat names! Not borrowing your friend's DivaCup! Starting a cult! Ben Shapiro! We're all over the place, it's the holidays. This is our SEVENTH holiday episode, ho...
Episode 311- Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
December 14, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MB*URGENT ALERT* In this week's episode, we get pretty lewd and we're sorry about it. In general, we hope you don't listen to our episodes with kids around but this one reeeaaally takes the cake. What can we say, we got punchy! We're discussing a 2019 film that stars everyone's favorite straight edge former pro wrestler, CM Punk, "Girl on the Third Floor." Special topics for your consideration include: the perils of being a generally non-confrontational person, having nebby neighbors who do...
Episode 310- Among the Shadows (2019)
December 07, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBIn this week's episode, Katie finally gets what she's been asking for and instantly regrets it. We're talking about the much-anticipated 2019 Lindsay Lohan spectacular, "Among the Shadows." Special topics for your consideration include: presidential prom limos for President Husband, having no motivation to do any of the things you do, FREXIT!, the benefits of recording episodes from one's home, sorta-vampires and kinda-werewolves, and the true gloriousness that is Lindsay Lohan. Big fan of...
Episode 309- Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
November 30, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBIn this week's episode, we let you jerks pick the movie and YOU PICKED BADLY. We're talking about the 2000 sequel "Urban Legends: Final Cut." Yikes. Special topics for your consideration include: the incredible Eva Mendes and a bunch of other bunko people, a brief dive into the life and times of Chris Gaines, some true crime talk, some urban legend talk, and winning the Hitchcock Award: how your life will be changed forever. Did you miss the first "Urban Legend?" It's Episode 221. Do you ...
Episode 308- Beyond the Door (1974)
November 23, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBIn this week's episode, we're here to just roll around in an absolutely bananas Italian film, the 1974 supernatural (?) horror movie "Beyond the Door." Holy ghost. Special topics for your consideration include: pea soup straight from the can, distracting leg/head ratios, extremely funky songs, a feeling of genuine pity for child actors, and what would happen if you heard about the plot of "The Exorcist" then confused it with another movie you read about called "Rosemary's Baby" and immediate...
Episode 307- Attack the Block (2011)
November 16, 2020 11:00 - 53 minutes - 71.8 MBIn this week's episode, we're loopy on prosecco and the fact that we still didn't know who won the election at the time of recording, which is just fine because we are talking about the 2011 British sci-fi horror comedy "Attack the Block." Special topics for your consideration include: an extremely brief synopsis of a television series that has been running for nearly 40 seasons, wiggly dog butts, slang we *absolutely* do not understand, the concept of Katie being Freaky Friday'd with a teen...
Episode 306- Tenebrae (1982)
November 09, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 81.7 MBIn this week's episode, we go back to the well of Dario Argento with the 1982 film "Tenebrae." Special topics for your consideration include: a very low bra budget, a special appearance by your favorite Italian plumber brothers, the appeal and impracticality of an entirely marble interior, tacking some weird future sci-fi stuff onto your movie but not really telling anyone and a very Dario Argento self-own. Would you like to experience Katie's true journey to acceptance when it comes to Ar...
Episode 305- My Bloody Valentine (1981)
November 02, 2020 11:00 - 49 minutes - 65.1 MBIn this week's episode, we try to chase away our Halloween hangover with the 1981 Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Folks, it's the 2D version! Special topics for your consideration include: small town dating pools, making out like a teen despite nearing middle age, bad Valentine's poetry, Moosehead: the official beer of everything, and being so Canadian that you actually become something else. Want to listen to us talk about the third dimension of "My Bloody Valentine?" The ...
Episode 304- Halloween (2007)
October 26, 2020 10:00 - 55 minutes - 64.1 MBIT'S HALLOWEEN WEEK, BABIES! Grab a pumpkin bucket, fill it with candy and dress like the less-popular sister from "Frozen" (just me?) and join us for yet another trek into the Halloween franchise. Sort of. We're talking about the 2007 reimagining of "Halloween" by Rob Zombie, and PS- Allen wants you to know that he regrets not calling him "Robert Zombert" in the episode. It's the little things that keep us going. Anyway, special topics for your consideration include: substances that can a...
Episode 303- Insidious (2011)
October 19, 2020 10:00 - 53 minutes - 61 MBIn this week's episode, we're going back to the oeuvre of James Wan with the 2011 supernatural horror film "Insidious." Special topics for your consideration include: a 90s goth rock mashup for the ages, unhelpful dads, the feeling you get when something is meant to be scary but is actually very very silly, being a human potato and where the heck is Dalton's brother and SadBaby? Do you like hearing us try to make sense of the world of Wan? Listen to Episode 81- "Saw," Episode 83- "Paranorm...
Episode 302- Verotika (2019)
October 12, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBFirst of all, we understand that this is what we get for deciding to watch the Glenn Danzig written/directed/produced 2019 film "Verotika," but we also want to say that just like that Bryan Adams song from "Prince of Thieves," everything we do, we do it for you. We watched this movie so you don't have to. If you already did...welp, our apologies. Special topics for your consideration include: the sad life of a beloved comic strip character, actually offending the French with poor accents, be...
Episode 301- Night of the Creeps (1986)
October 05, 2020 10:00 - 52 minutes - 67.4 MBIn this week's episode, we finally get back to a real actual horror movie! It's everything that you loved (and hated) about the 1980s, all wrapped up in one- we're talking about the 1986 film "Night of the Creeps." Special topics for your consideration include: a love letter to Dick Miller, one love letter and one not-so-love letter to Tom Atkins, a movie mashup mixtape, another appearance of police departments with flamethrowers AND WHY?!, and Brad: ultimate 80s villain guy. Sorry I said ...
Episode 300- 300 (2007)
September 28, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBIn this week's episode, EPISODE THREE HUNDRED, can you even believe it?, we are discussing the obvious choice for one's tricentennial: the 2007 film "300." No, it's not a horror movie. Yes, it's a gimmicky choice. No, those abs aren't real. Other special topics for your consideration include: stabbing, a startling lack of planning by the God King and also by the regular King, building a giant pit to nowhere, more stabbing and a hearty reminder to tell your loved ones that they are your loved...
Episode 299- I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
September 21, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 80.4 MBIn this week's episode, we get what we deserve for trying to figure out what the internet is talking about with the new Netflix original film "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Special topics for your consideration include: Jared Leto's poetry Tumblr, that football tv show, another patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, our inner cynicism and musicals: a deal breaker? Toni Collette, if you're out there? You're the best. Get your fix of Toni with Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Se...
Episode 298- Jawbreaker (1999)
September 14, 2020 10:00 - 56 minutes - 64.2 MBIn this week's episode, we're discussing a movie in Katie's wheelhouse that is decidedly not a horror movie, Shudder be damned. It's the 1999 teen film about the horrors of...popularity? It's "Jawbreaker." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadness of rewatching a movie of your youth and realizing it's actually not great at all, Tawny Kitaen and how to learn more about her, how the minds of popular kids actually work, the patron saints of this podcast (ex: Judy Greer) and a s...
Episode 297- Host (2020)
September 07, 2020 10:00 - 50 minutes - 67.6 MBIn this week's episode, we lean hard into the pandemic and manage to make a 50 minute episode about a 56 minute movie which, my friends, is absolutely a skill we should put on our LinkedIn profiles. We're talking about the 2020 film "Host" and some special topics for your consideration include: whether we would or would not seance, revisiting hard drinking again only to feel awful, the trials and tribulations of Zoom, trying to remember the film "Unfriended" and our trash memories striking a...
Episode 296- Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
August 31, 2020 10:00 - 56 minutes - 75.8 MBBecause we can never reliably be trusted to do things in a way that makes sense, this week we're tackling 2011's third installment in the "Paranormal Activity" franchise without having ever seen the second. Special topics for your consideration include: having your home be haunted by a demon with perverted tendencies, a Bloody Mary epidemic, an extremely special visit from friend of the podcast Dan, a little behind-the-scenes of us watching the neighborhood and the return of deja-viewing. ...
Episode 295- Pieces (1982)
August 24, 2020 10:00 - 48 minutes - 55.1 MBFirst, you must know that Allen chose this film. Of course you already knew that. Second, holy ghost, what a movie. We're discussing the 1982 American-Spanish-Puerto Rican slasher "Pieces." Special topics for your consideration include: not having a real solid grasp on whether this is a comedy or just riddled with errors, a new classic food combo that we just invented, confusing the psychic women of Italian cinema and the fact that this movie has it all (if by "it all" you mean professors of...
Episode 294- Leprechaun (1993)
August 17, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBIn this week's episode, we're covering the request of one of our lovely subredditors, AbstrvctH3lga-- 1993's "Leprechaun," truly a film that launched a thousand shits. Special topics for your consideration include: recording outside with weed whackers, leaf blowers, barking dogs, chatty neighbors, cool cars and so many cicadas, Jennifer Aniston's sartorial choices, contemplating how this film possibly got 400 sequels and living our best leaking dumpster fire lives. I mean, go watch the ot...
Episode 293- Happy Death Day (2017)
August 10, 2020 10:00 - 48 minutes - 55.1 MBIn this week's episode, we're venturing into the land of temporal loops with the 2017 slasher comedy "Happy Death Day." Special topics for your consideration include: talking about astrology with two people who know absolutely nothing about astrology, conflating a nutter butter and a fluffer nutter, the suspicions that arise when a person bakes only one cupcake, nightmare tunnels on college campuses and problematic films of our youth. Oh, and we're still outside. People sure do love to drive...
Episode 292- Green Room (2015)
August 03, 2020 10:00 - 52 minutes - 60.5 MBIn this week's edition of "look Ma, I'm outside!" we are back on the porch for the 2017 nazi jagoff horror thriller "Green Room." Special topics for your consideration include: loving Patrick Stewart whether or not he's trying on a southern accent, extremely well-placed gore, a cavalcade of punk rock memories, and dogs: inherently frightening but also owners of cute wiggly lil butts. Into seeing Nazis get what they have coming to them? You might enjoy Episode 92- "Dead Snow." Also I am l...
Episode 292- Green Room (2017)
August 03, 2020 10:00 - 52 minutes - 60.5 MBIn this week's edition of "look Ma, I'm outside!" we are back on the porch for the 2017 nazi jagoff horror thriller "Green Room." Special topics for your consideration include: loving Patrick Stewart whether or not he's trying on a southern accent, extremely well-placed gore, a cavalcade of punk rock memories, and dogs: inherently frightening but also owners of cute wiggly lil butts. Into seeing Nazis get what they have coming to them? You might enjoy Episode 92- "Dead Snow." Also I am l...
Episode 291- In the Tall Grass (2019)
July 27, 2020 10:00 - 52 minutes - 60.4 MBTruly it had been too long since we tackled a Netflix original film, so this week we're discussing the 2019 Stephen King/Joe Hill adaptation "In the Tall Grass." Somewhat appropriately for a film about the horrors of the great outdoors, this episode was recorded on Allen's porch. Special topics for your consideration include: Stephen King Madlibs, an absolute need for Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson, evil children and evil fields and evil dads-- these are a few of King's favorite things, the appea...
Episode 290- Chillaxin! with Jurassic Park (1993)
July 20, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 76.3 MBIn this week's episode, we ventured into the great outdoors and recorded on Allen's front porch, so please be aware that you will hear some car noises and we also get distracted by several passersby. Look, it's summer, there's a pandemic, and we gotta chillax. It's okay though, because we're talking about the 1993 summer blockbuster hit "Jurassic Park." Is it a horror movie? Not really. Is it horrific? Yes, it is, who the hell wants to bring back dinosaurs? Special topics for your considerat...
Episode 289- Crawl (2019)
July 13, 2020 10:00 - 50 minutes - 58.2 MBIn this week's edition of "well, it's a movie" we tackle the 2019 reptile thriller (?) "Crawl." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a condemnation of Floridians, the high stakes world of out-swimming an alligator, deciding to inform your child from a young age that they are in fact an apex predator, things Barry Pepper knows about alligators and for gods sake, it's a BASEMENT. Into reptilian/amphibian horror? May we recommend Episode 24- "Grabbers" (it kinda counts!), Epi...
Episode 288- The Crazies (2010)
July 06, 2020 11:22 - 54 minutes - 62 MBIn a very Britney Spears move...whoops, we did it again. Who knew "The Crazies" was about a virus?! We genuinely just thought it was about zombies. I guess this is why being fun is better than knowing things. Anyway, here we are: the 2010 remake of "The Crazies." Special topics for your consideration include: the Ogden Marsh Parking Authority's vehicle booting capabilities, extremely inconsistent symptoms of an illness, the possibility of simply having a lot on your plate, weapons available ...
Episode 287- Child's Play (2019)
June 29, 2020 10:00 - 42 minutes - 54.5 MBIn this week's episode, we're going back to the well of one of Katie's favorite franchises with the 2019 remake of a classic, "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: a stroll down toy memory lane, getting Detective Mike as your new dad, a compare and contrast of living with Chucky vs. a real life toddler, finding comedy in spraying a young child with blood, the bonkers marketing decisions made by the Buddi company and a love letter to Brad Dourif. Our National Lawye...
Episode 286- Knife + Heart (2018)
June 22, 2020 10:00 - 59 minutes - 77.1 MBIn this week's episode, we took on a listener request to review a queer horror film in honor of Pride month and sight unseen we selected the 2018 French film "Knife + Heart." Special topics for your consideration include: a very shame-filled upbringing, giallo tropes in action, a plea tothe universe for Pride parades, learning to type with other parts of your body and 'artsy fartsy' as a subcategory of aesthetics. Happy Pride month, everyone! Please don't forget to donate to National Lawye...
Episode 285- The Gravedancers (2006)
June 15, 2020 10:00 - 59 minutes - 77.8 MBIn this week's episode, we're tackling a listener suggestion from friend of the podcast Leah Ashley-- the absolutely horrendous 2006 supernatural horror film "The Gravedancers." THANKS A LOT. Special topics for your consideration include: smelling your partner's jacket just for funsies, knowing anything about Chopin, a surprising connection to "Bring it On," a very special listener mail and CULPEPPER! This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Serio...