Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
496 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 285 ratingsWerewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Allen and Katie watch horror movies from all eras and of all qualities and then discuss them in a not-so-academic way (just as the name "Werewolf Ambulance" might imply!) and then discuss and rate them. The episodes do contain spoilers, so please watch the films before listening if that bothers you!
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Episodes
Episode 45- Rosemary's Baby (1968)
August 31, 2015 10:00 - 42 minutes - 59.4 MBWhat have you done to his eyes, you maniacs?! This week we're joined by our friend Sara this to discuss the 1968 classic "Rosemary's Baby." Special topics of discussion include: the pros and cons of joining a Satanic cult, vodka blush recipes, what exactly a "crepe hanger" is, the importance of literacy and R. Kelly vs. Roman Polanski in a gross-off for the ages. Have you seen this movie? Do you love it? If not, why not? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambul...
Episode 44- Scream (1996)
August 24, 2015 10:00 - 44 minutes - 41 MBFirst, some errors and omissions: In this episode, I say that you can't really see Tom Cruise's penis in "All the Right Moves" very well but after doing further research with the magic of online videos, you totally can. You can totally see his penis. Please accept my deepest apology for this error. Best, Katie Okay, onto the episode! This week we discuss the 1996 teen slasher "Scream." Special topics of consideration include: getting into One Direction, MMA puns, similarities to James Bond...
Episode 43- We Are What We Are (2013)
August 17, 2015 10:00 - 49 minutes - 69.2 MBIn this week's episode, we explore our darker and more primitive sides as we discuss the 2013 high-tension cannibal thriller "We Are What We Are." Special topics for your consideration include: the skillsets of country doctors, family drama, weird religion, Keanu Reeves, Allen's nightmare dungeon, eating a dog, eating a cat, eating a horse and of course, eating people. Have you seen this movie? What did you think? If you have seen the original Mexican film, how did you feel the remake held ...
Episode 42- Spider Baby (1967)
August 10, 2015 10:00 - 34 minutes - 48.1 MBIn this episode, we make an overdue foray into the '60s to discuss the absolutely bonkers 1967 Lon Chaney Jr. film "Spider Baby." Special topics for your consideration include: socially acceptable drunk driving, VERY VERY subtle references to "The Wolf Man," the weird dating lives of legal secretaries, tiptoeing into exploitation cinema and what it truly means to be pre-pre-natal. Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Instagram @...
Episode 41- The Last Shark (1981)
August 03, 2015 10:00 - 40 minutes - 56.9 MBIn this episode, we discuss the 1981 classic shark film "Jawses" starring the beloved characters of 'Quimpt' and 'Richard Dreyfuss.' No, that's not true--we watched "The Last Shark" aka "Great White" aka "L'Ultimo Squalo," the Italian cover band version of that one really famous shark movie. Special topics include: the bizarre accents and even more bizarre death of Vic Morrow, how gubernatorial campaigns work, butcher conspiracies, sharks in reverse, the Giorgios and greatest scene we have v...
Episode 40- You're Next (2011)
July 27, 2015 10:00 - 55 minutes - 76.9 MBWhat was that?? Was that something at the window?! Better grab a meat tenderizer and a board with some nails in it because this week, we're talking about the 2011 home invasion horror film "You're Next." Special topics for discussion include: mock turtlenecks, family dynamics, where Allen does or does not hide weapons in his home, the Michael Myers effect, a variety of other home invasion films and favorite real-life murderous rage soundtracks. Sorry this one's a little long, EMTs, but we...
Episode 39- Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)
July 20, 2015 10:00 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MBIn this week's episode, we get angry about the level of effort put into (or more accurately, not put into) the 5th installment in the "Leprechaun" franchise, the 2000 film "Leprechaun in the Hood." Did anyone give any shit about this movie at all? It does not appear so. Special topics of discussion include: Tyler Perry characters, Ice-T's acting chops, positive rap, spending gold instead of money, and what in the world was actually happening with Coolio?? Werewolf EMTs, how could you do t...
Episode 38- The Gate (1987)
July 13, 2015 10:00 - 33 minutes - 47.8 MBIn this episode, we chastise you for not using the hashtag #saviniwatch2k15. Guys, why are we the only ones using it?? C'mon. Anyway, this week we are discussing the 1987 film "The Gate." Some fairly important topics of discussion: Canadians, baby Stephen Dorff, baby serial killers, "hair and feelings" (as usual), the return of Brian from "Wings" and the crazy effects that brought us the wonderful, wonderful creatures of this film. God, do we love "The Gate." Do you love it? Please tell us ...
Episode 37- Zombeavers (2014)
July 06, 2015 10:00 - 30 minutes - 43.5 MBIn this episode, we quite frankly struggle to come up with enough things to say about the 2014 slasher/comedy "Zombeavers." Instead, we discuss important topics such as: television shows we enjoy, movies we'd like to see get made, other movies that are better than this one, the song "Your Body is a Wonderland" and we also set a Werewolf Ambulance record for the number of times that the phrase, "I don't know" is uttered in a single episode. Did you like this movie? Tell us about it on faceb...
Episode 36- Waxwork (1988)
June 29, 2015 10:00 - 41 minutes - 57.8 MBIn this episode, we discuss the absurdity and delight that is the 1988 horror comedy thriller, "Waxwork." Special topics for your consideration include: the rise & fall of Billy from "Gremlins," oddly-named Draculas, gin Gimlis, the trustworthiness of women named after countries and--AGAIN--terrible cops! We may as well change the iTunes description of this podcast to "an analysis and critique of police work in the modern horror film." God, horror cops are the worst. Do you love this movie...
Episode 35- Neon Maniacs (1986)
June 22, 2015 10:00 - 42 minutes - 60.2 MBIn this week's episode, we are joined by our friend Josh to discuss the 1986 cult classic "Neon Maniacs." This episode produces more questions than it does answers, such as...what is a Neon Maniac? Where did they come from? Why do they live near the ocean if water will kill them? What do they talk about during the day?... and so on, and so forth. Other important topics include: Benjamin Button disease, possible repercussions for disrespecting 80's movie punks and yet another glimpse into the...
Episode 34- Candyman (1992)
June 15, 2015 10:00 - 44 minutes - 62 MBEMTs, do us a favor. Plop yourself in front of a mirror and repeat five times: "Werewolf Ambulance.... Werewolf Ambulance..." and wait for us to show up because we are talking about the 1992 thriller "Candyman" this week! Special topics for your consideration include: Tom Savini Thigh Watch 2k15 (please use the hashtag #saviniwatch2k15), smoking, the return of bugs in toilets, more smoking, an unexpected appearance from Benjamin Franklin, big projects in academia, Bloody Mary vs. the Pig Wom...
Episode 33- The Craft (1996)
June 08, 2015 10:00 - 35 minutes - 50.6 MBLight as a feather, stiff as a board: it's time to talk about the 1996 witchcraft thriller "The Craft." Topics of importance include attempts to contact rock legends via a ouija board, the age range of people who can play high school students, Fairuza Balk being turned up to 11, an unhealthy enjoyment of smoking and the fact that maaaaybe juggalos aren't so bad. We know a lot of you love this movie--tell us all about it on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, or on Twitter @werebulance or Insta...
Episode 32- Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
June 01, 2015 10:00 - 35 minutes - 50.4 MBBy popular demand, we are digging into the seventh installment of the "Friday the 13th" series, "The New Blood." This 1988 slasher has it all: kicky boots and cheap pearls, weird psychiatry, Patrick Swayze's hair, corpses that relocate regularly, telekinetic battles and the unofficial King of the Horror Con: Kane Hodder. Did you like this movie? If so, did you like it for any reasons other than cool skeletal Jason? We'd love to hear from you! Get in touch with us at facebook.com/werewolfam...
Episode 31- All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)
May 25, 2015 10:00 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MBIn this episode about the 2006 teen slasher "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," we manage to talk about pretty much every other movie we could think of that wasn't "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane" including but not limited to: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Antichrist," "The Craft," "Hellraiser," and "Friday the 13th." Does that mean we weren't so into Mandy Lane? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out! What did you think about this movie? As always, we love to hear from you. Tell us at fa...
Episode 30- Office Killer (1997)
May 18, 2015 10:00 - 37 minutes - 34 MBThis week we are joined by our friend Kelly to discuss her pick, the 1997 horror-comedy film "Office Killer." Things to consider: the pleasures of email and murder, being either Molly Ringwald or Jeanne Tripplehorn as a personality test, Windexing the inside of a body and uncomfortably using the word "sidepiece." Have you seen this movie? Did you like it? As always, we love to hear what you think. Get in touch with us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @wer...
Episode 29- Re-Animator (1985)
May 11, 2015 10:00 - 34 minutes - 40.5 MBIn this week's episode, we break down the 1985 sci-fi horror comedy "Re-Animator." Special topics for your consideration include the fine acting of Freddie Prinze Jr., the science of reanimation, sad-looking cats, boobs, peeps, upper body day and the coolest job ever. What did you think about this movie? As always, we love to hear from you. Get in touch: facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance and Instagram @werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podc...
Episode 28- Child's Play 2 (1990)
May 04, 2015 10:00 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MBIn this episode we get deep into the Chucky mythos with the sequel "Child's Play 2" with such questions as "why does he need Andy?" and "is this what voodoo is?" Turns out that maybe we should have also watched the first "Child's Play" after all. Other important topics include barren wombs, shitty foster dads, sticking toys up one's butt, OSHA violations and very important Hummel figures. Did you love this movie as much as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Twitter...
Episode 27- Sisters (1973)
April 27, 2015 10:00 - 37 minutes - 52.6 MBWe're revisiting our old friend Brian DePalma in this week's episode as we discuss the 1973 cult classic "Sisters." Special topics for your consideration include being French-Canadian, split screens, "Young Frankenstein," the dangers of women working hard at their careers, having "sessions" and what to do with a superfluous birthday cake. Have you seen this movie? Did you think it was completely nutbar? Let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance ...
Episode 26- It Follows (2014)
April 20, 2015 10:00 - 37 minutes - 53.1 MBAttention: we are going to spoil the hell out of this current-run movie, so please go see it first if you care about that kind of thing. In this episode, we review the new movie "It Follows," covering such important topics as Eminem, life in the suburbs, Christianity, ideas that kids have, good boobs vs bad boobs and "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" for some reason. Please let us know what you think of this movie! Did it stand up to the hype for you? You can let us know on facebook.com...
Episode 25- The Pit (1981)
April 13, 2015 10:00 - 45 minutes - 63.6 MBGuys, we definitely lost our minds a little over this one: we are joined this week by our friend Amanda to discuss the bizarre world that is the 1981 film, "The Pit." In this episode we get deep into the weird science and weird sex stuff of a 12-year old boy, his talking teddy bear, a hole full of trolls and a sexy psychology student. That's really what this movie is about. Other topics of conversation include corn fetishes, shitty "Peter & the Wolf," big glasses fetishes, mommy issues, book...
Episode 24- Grabbers (2012)
April 06, 2015 10:00 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBPlease join us on a very special "vision quest" episode of Werewolf Ambulance in which we got drunk and watched the 2012 Irish horror comedy "Grabbers." Special topics of nonsense that we cover this week include: Dom DeLuise, "talking about Ireland", that 'Sherlock' episode "Humina Ha-Ha", drunks cops and the unending horrors of the ocean. Please accept Katie's most heartfelt apologies for saying nothing useful and also for burping and making excessive sound effects in this episode. Did y...
Episode 23- Suspiria (1977)
March 30, 2015 10:00 - 44 minutes - 41 MB...witch....witch....witch...! In this episode, we get deep into the madness of the 1977 Dario Argento film "Suspiria", including the question of whether it is more insane than "Alucarda" (if you've not listened to that episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we implore you to watch that movie and check out the episode.) We'd love to hear from you about your thoughts on either/both movies at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram @werewolfambulance Other important to...
Episode 22- Fright Night (1985)
March 23, 2015 10:00 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MBContinuing our recent run of 1980s horror films, this week we're discussing the 1985 vampire-next-door classic "Fright Night." In this episode, we discover a few surprising things about ourselves such as Katie's massive crush on Prince Humperdink and Allen's revelation that he probably isn't Charley Brewster. We also discuss important topics like Marcy Darcy, film theory that involves "Monster Squad" and of course, vampire weiners! As always, we love to hear your feedback! Get at us on fac...
Episode 21- Creepshow (1982)
March 16, 2015 10:00 - 37 minutes - 52.9 MBIn this week's episode we are discussing the 1982 George Romero/Stephen King horror anthology "Creepshow." Special topics of consideration include: the majesty of Adrienne Barbeau, how VCRs actually work, many famous personalities from Pittsburgh, the "Stephen King bumpkin sensibilities" and extreme discomfort with dancing. Do you like "Creepshow"? What about horror comedy/horror comics in general? We'd love to hear from you! Get in touch with us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/werewolfambu...
Episode 20- American Mary (2012)
March 09, 2015 10:00 - 39 minutes - 55.8 MBWe're joined by our friend Tobin this week to discuss the 2012 horror film about extreme body modification surgeries, "American Mary." This episode of Werewolf Ambulance finds us debating the great topics of our time: places into your body in which you can inject things, how very strange twins are, the jocks of the medical world, the whole "Betty Boop thing" and very bad tattoos. As always, we love to hear from you! Let us know what you thought about this episode and if you liked it, pleas...
Episode 19- Kill List (2011)
March 02, 2015 11:00 - 42 minutes - 59.1 MBWarning: if "Kill List" is a movie you've not yet seen but want to see at some point, you should definitely watch it before you listen. In this episode, we attempt to deconstruct the cryptic plot of the 2011 British crime thriller "Kill List" and discuss the finer points of marital strife, strong pro-hunting stances, extremely brutal scenes, the Vice President of the United States of America Joseph R. Biden and what really scares us. This episode also sets the current Werewolf Ambulance re...
Episode 18- Slumber Party Massacre (1982) & Kelly Morr of Other Halves
February 23, 2015 11:00 - 40 minutes - 56.4 MBIn this very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we are celebrating Women in Horror month by first discussing the 1982 cult slasher film "Slumber Party Massacre," which was written, directed and produced by women. Topics include Sylvester Stallone's vacant look, being able to do a layup, the portability of power tools, 'Roger Corman' as a verb and excitingly, in a new Werewolf Ambulance feature: the titty bell! Afterwards, we have a conversation with Kelly Morr, writer and producer of t...
Episode 17- Return of the Living Dead (1985)
February 16, 2015 11:00 - 35 minutes - 50.6 MBIn this episode, we get deep into the hilarity and weirdness of the 1985 Dan O'Bannon zombie horror comedy "Return of the Living Dead." Special topics of discussion include split dogs, ultimate 80's movie punks and their given names, perfect soundtracks, who should and should not carry a gun at work, intelligent zombies and DEAR GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH LINNEA QUIGLEY'S VAGINA?! If you like this episode, please tell a friend! You can also rate and review us on iTunes and if you just can't ge...
Episode 16- Oculus (2013)
February 09, 2015 11:00 - 34 minutes - 49.2 MBIn this week's episode, we discuss the 2013 supernatural horror film "Oculus." Important topics to consider include: actors that we know from television series of the 1990s, psychological traumas, modern American horror, the age-old "wig or no wig?" question and everything Allen knows about professional wrestling. If you like this episode, please tell a friend! And as always, we'd love to hear from you about what you thought about this movie or this episode or whatever you'd like to discus...
Episode 15- The Blair Witch Project (1999)
February 02, 2015 11:00 - 40 minutes - 57.4 MBThis special guest episode is brought to you by our friend Rob, who really loves "The Blair Witch Project." In this episode, we discuss such important matters as the official drug of the 90's, SNICK, mom jeans, found footage foibles and the comforts of staying indoors. If you like what you hear, please tell a friend! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Episode 14- Ghost Ship (2002)
January 26, 2015 11:00 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBGuys, you're going to have to help us with this episode. So many of you said such nice things about the 2002 supernatural horror film "Ghost Ship" (aka "Horror Titanic") and we just did not see it. In this episode, we discuss inexplicable soundtracks, movies we'd rather be watching, dozens of nautical puns, television hospital dramas, whether British children are scarier than children of other nationalities and overly convenient spear guns. Let us know what you think--what are we missing ab...
Episode 13- Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
January 19, 2015 11:00 - 34 minutes - 49 MBIn this episode, we get deep into the 1974 Brian De Palma horror comedy rock opera spectacular "Phantom of the Paradise." Topics we cover include: buttery flowing hair, fever dreams, a drunk Stevie Nicks, life in the 1970's and the wonder that is BEEF. Apologies for the sound quality on this episode; it was Swan's fault and most definitely not ours. Big thanks to Steve (https://www.facebook.com/permanenthearingdamage) for helping us rescue it. We'll be back in our regular studio next week. ...
Episode 12- The Happening (2008)
January 12, 2015 12:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MBSo, did we hate the 2008 horror disaster "The Happening" as much as every other human being on the planet who endured it did? You'll have to download the episode to find out but, spoiler alert... the answer is "probably." Some points of discussion include: being 'The Ruiner', vacant stares, natural horror done right, 'How It's Made: Wind Edition', what science actually does and a lengthy thesis on the movie "My Girl." As always, if you liked this episode, please tell a friend! And if you r...
Episode 11- The Babadook (2014)
January 05, 2015 12:00 - 30 minutes - 27.7 MBIn this week's episode we discuss the 2014 Australian horror film "The Babadook," which brings us a rare visit to 'Pap-Pap's Compliment Corner' along with discussions of the most dangerous continent, purchasing weaponry on the internet, presidents serving non-consecutive terms in office, insomnia and a few theories on what the Babadook actually is. We want to hear from you: what's your theory? What did you think of this movie? Please post it on our Facebook page, facebook.com/werewolfambulan...
Episode 10- Frightmare (1974)
December 29, 2014 05:10 - 46 minutes - 64.7 MBIn this episode, we are joined by special guest Mike Bolam to discuss the 1974 film "Frightmare" in which we are treated to lovely British people maiming, killing and ultimately eating their victims amid a backdrop of discos and family drama. Some topics of discussion in this episode include: teenage brats, eye horror, out-of-control grannies, lying about lies, the exposition scenes in porn and the inappropriateness of forced psychiatry. The special outro music in this episode is a song c...
Episode 9- Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
December 22, 2014 12:49 - 36 minutes - 51.1 MBIn this episode, we celebrate one of the very few Christmas movies worth mentioning: the 1984 holiday spectacular "Silent Night, Deadly Night." Some topics of discussion include PUNISHMENT, extreme stereotyping of Italians, a low bra count, things you should and should not say to children, shitty nuns and lots and lots of talk about taints. Does this movie help to turn Katie into less of Scrooge-like jerk about Christmas? You'll have to download the episode to find out! We hope that you enj...
Episode 8- I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
December 15, 2014 12:55 - 39 minutes - 55.2 MBAs it turns out, "I Know What You Did Last Summer" is maybe not-so-good...but then, what horror movie from the 1990s is? We delve into that topic as well as trying somewhat fruitlessly to deconstruct the plot of this movie in this week's episode. Some other points of discussion include: stuff that doesn't make any sense, other movies, 90s soundtracks, more other movies, the agelessness of David from "Roseanne", free admission to the strip club and how Jennifer Love Hewitt is utterly perfect....
Episode 7- Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)
December 08, 2014 13:21 - 38 minutes - 54 MBIn this week's episode about the 2002 thriller "Ju-on: The Grudge", we dive headfirst into the world of Japanese ghost stories and Allen stands strongly in defense of movies that maaayyybe aren't that great but stay with you for a long time anyway. Topics include the Twizzler effect, the American urge to smash all subtlety, wig attacks, super running and the necessity of Post-It notes. Please take a listen and let us know what you think! If you like it, please also tell a friend. Werewolf ...
Episode 6- Alucarda (1978)
November 30, 2014 23:11 - 39 minutes - 44.6 MBThis week's episode of Werewolf Ambulance finds us going slightly mad over a movie that is definitely not for the faint of heart. In our review of the 1978 Mexican horror film "Alucarda" we get into Catholicism, high school boyfriends, unexpected beheadings, the strong bonds between women, Satan's role at an orgy and when it's appropriate to ask the questions "what?" and "why?" over and over and over. Join us for this descent into madness and as always, we'd love to hear your feedback! The ...
Episode 5- Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973)
November 24, 2014 13:24 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBIf you're traveling for the holiday this week, you could do worse than downloading our special Thanksgiving episode of Werewolf Ambulance, "Godmonster of Indian Flats". Why is it the special Thanksgiving episode? You'll have to wait until the end to find out. This is our very first guest episode that features our friend Carrie, who brought us this cult classic. Where to begin with this one? We discuss such topics Six Flags: New Jersey, art cars, political "intrigue", a proliferation of vests...
Episode 4- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
November 17, 2014 12:56 - 45 minutes - 43 MBWe are celebrating the 30th anniversary of the slasher classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street" by waxing poetic about such important topics as parental alcoholism, villains who talk too much, Johnny Depp's smokin' bod, bullies, 'West Side Story', dream logic and bucketloads of blood. How do the practical effects look in 2014? Does pre-meta-horror Wes Craven stand the test of time? You'll have to listen to find out! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Episode 3- Stitches (2012)
November 07, 2014 13:36 - 31 minutes - 30.2 MBWow, Stitches. In this episode we do less talking about the actual 2012 Irish horror-comedy film that we purported to discuss and more talking about clowns in horror, the current state of horror films, being a horror elitist vs. rolling around in movie garbage, over-the-top gore, the Milo & Otis effect, Annabelle, Marky Mark, teenagers, and puns. So did this movie have us in...stitches? You'll have to listen to find out! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Episode 2- Without Warning (1980)
October 31, 2014 11:38 - 32 minutes - 38.1 MBHappy Halloween, Werewolf EMTs! In this episode, we discuss the 1980 drive-in classic 'Without Warning', also known as 'It Came Without Warning' and, inexplicably, 'Alien Shock.' We also discuss condiments as violence, spending all your money, silly late-70s fashion, and whether or not a handful of people are dead including but not limited to: Jack Palance, Martin Landau, Kevin Peter Hall, David Caruso, Abe Vigoda and Katie's Uncle Frank. Hope you like it! If you do, please subscribe here on...
Episode 1- Warlock (1989)
October 24, 2014 15:57 - 36 minutes - 43.1 MBWe wanted to wait until Halloween to get this episode out but couldn't stand it anymore! In this, the inaugural episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we discuss the "American cinema classic" Warlock. Is it good? Is it great? Is it terrible? You'll have to listen to find out! One thing is for sure: there is questionable fashion, mumbling, poor special effects and bad attitudes aplenty! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Episode 0.5- Introduction
October 24, 2014 15:05 - 16 minutes - 20.2 MBIn this episode, the hosts of Werewolf Ambulance discuss their relationship with horror films to give you an idea of what this podcast is going to be about, including intestines, vomiting, "The Thing" and Tom Savini's tan tan thighs. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.