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Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

496 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 285 ratings

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Allen and Katie watch horror movies from all eras and of all qualities and then discuss them in a not-so-academic way (just as the name "Werewolf Ambulance" might imply!) and then discuss and rate them. The episodes do contain spoilers, so please watch the films before listening if that bothers you!

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Episode 423- Sinister (2012)

April 10, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 69.7 MB

In this week's episode, we're questioning why Ethan Hawke loves being in movies about dead children so much with the 2012 supernatural thriller "Sinister." Special topics for your consideration include: making a whole ass movie about wandering your house in the dark while wearing lounge pants, being a whiner about coffee, being a shit husband and a shittier dad, actors you know from every other conceivable things, and the problem with true crime. Do you enjoy seeing Ethan Hawke act against...

Episode 422- Shrunken Heads (1994)

April 03, 2023 10:00 - 59 minutes - 68 MB

In this week's episode, we're headed back to the weird and wonderful world of Charles Band with the 1994 film "Shrunken Heads." Special topics for your consideration include: adult teens, a lesson in Haitian history, Meg Foster in the role of a lifetime, inappropriate jauntiness, nepotism babies, and condominiums, Charles Band is a nutbar and I love him (almost all the time). Here are some movies he's had his hands in: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episode 164- "Puppet Master," Episode 16...

Episode 421- M3GAN (2022)

March 27, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB

In this week's episode, we're back from our break rested, refreshed, and ready to talk about a brand new movie! We're discussing the 2022 thriller "M3GAN." Special topics for your consideration include: our feelings on the upcoming robot overlord takeover, an allegory for....teenagers?, parenting advice, a throwback to the finest film ever made ("Child's Play 2" of course), and how this film fits into the oft-discussed Wan-iverse. And hey, if you're joining us as a new listener, welcome! We ...

Re-release: Episode 302- Verotika (2019)

March 20, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

In this week's episode, we're taking a much-needed break but wanted to leave you with a classic: our review of the 2019 Glenn Danzig-written/directed/produced anthology film (film?) "Verotika." We hope you like it and if you know anyone who can get us a copy of "Death Rider in the House of Vampires," get in touch!! I still kind of don't believe it's real. We'll catch you next week with a new episode in the Wan-iverse, "M3GAN."   In the meantime, support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulanc...

Episode 420- Annihilation (2018) feat. Smoking Joe Perry

March 13, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

Dudes, it's 420! We're celebrating by hanging with our friend Perry and discussing his pick, the 2018 sci-fi horror film "Annihilation." In the grand tradition of Werewolf Ambulance, though, it was not quite the movie he remembered. This is what they get for not letting me watch "Bong of the Dead," seriously! Special topics for your consideration include: wondering whether this movie is a metaphor for drugs or just sadness, exhaustion as a character choice, dealing with the consequences of n...

Episode 419- The Dark and The Wicked (2020)

March 06, 2023 11:00 - 51 minutes - 58.5 MB

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2020 supernatural horror film "The Dark and the Wicked," aka "An Extremely Allen Movie." Special topics for your consideration include: two very different schools of thought when it comes to handling one's emotions, chasing that old scare dragon, the hardness of farm folk (particularly compared to how baby-soft we are), and a delightfully Pittsburgh voicemail.  If you liked this movie, you'll probably love Episode 255- "Lake Mungo." We've also d...

Episode 418- The Nun (2018)

February 27, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.6 MB

In this week's episode, we're back to the Wan-iverse with the 2018 supernatural horror film "The Nun." Special topics for your consideration include: a case of mistaken identity, rewriting The Replacements lyrics to be about prayer, an extremely graphic depiction of the monetization of this film, and even more controversial opinions that will likely alienate our listenership! Did you miss our episodes on "The Conjuring" series? They are Episode 96 (the OG) and Episode 33 (the sequel). And ...

Episode 417- Skinamarink (2023)

February 20, 2023 11:00 - 53 minutes - 60.8 MB

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new 2023 independent film "Skinamarink." Special topics for your consideration include: um, you know, saying some stuff...about stuff? Talking about corners, walls, ceilings, and the feet of children, trying to get a foothold in someone else's nightmare, and a very weird personalized license plate.  We've done a couple avant garde/arthouse style horror movies in the past. May we suggest Episode 115- "Hausu," Episode 194- "Santa Sangre," or...

Episode 416- A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)

February 13, 2023 11:00 - 55 minutes - 63.8 MB

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1987 supernatural (?) educational (??) erotic (???) film "A Chinese Ghost Story." Normally I'd write some jokes here and compare it to other movies we've covered, but frankly the Super Bowl made me get too tore up to do all that. Totally not my fault obviously. You'll like this movie though, it's pretty goddamn fantastic. Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. There are a solid 2.5 ye...

Episode 415- The Menu (2022)

February 06, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

In this week's episode, we're exploring the world of fine dining and luxurious food with the 2022 film "The Menu." Special topics for your consideration include: a gift from a listener sparks food joy for us, being open to John Leguizamo, gatekeeping of hobbies, the good old days of smoking in restaurants, red flags in a potential partner, and chocolate hats, THE CHOCOLATE HATS! We've covered two Anya Taylor-Joy movies in the past (Episode 73- "The Witch" and Episode 319- "New Mutants" whi...

Episode 414- [REC] (2007)

January 30, 2023 11:00 - 53 minutes - 61.3 MB

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Spanish found footage film "[REC]." Special topics for your consideration include: how to make an extremely tight horror movie, running the zombie gauntlet, the relative attractiveness of the virgin Mary, concerns about the shape of scientific equipment and Werewolf Ambulance: An Unexpected Journey. Are you a fan of found footage movies? You may like Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episodes 83 and 296- "Paranormal Activity" and "Para...

Episode 413- Maximum Overdrive (1986)

January 23, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

In this week's episode, we're discussing Stephen King's directorial debut (and hasty exit from directing), the 1986 diesel-themed disaster "Maximum Overdrive." Special topics for your consideration include: a quick visit to our errors & omissions corner, a retrospective on the career of Emilio Estevez, more inexplicable sex stuff from Steven Kang himself, the great unifier that is AC/DC and trucks. Just...just trucks. Stephen King villains are funny. Please enjoy a group of religious child...

Episode 412- Motel Hell (1980)

January 16, 2023 11:00 - 56 minutes - 64.4 MB

In this week's episode, we're concluding our siblings-running-a-farm rock block with the 1980 utterly bananas film "Motel Hell." Truly, the mind boggles. Special topics for your consideration include: a fantastic tagline for a movie or a brand of smoked meats or really whatever you're promoting, the siren call of Rory Calhoun, terrible police work, absolutely baffling motivations, and the age old question of what did characters know and when did they know it? I'm putting this up there with...

Episode 411- Nope (2022)

January 09, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 92.2 MB

In this week's episode, we're tackling one of the biggest horror movies of last year-- it's Jordan Peele's "Nope." Special topics for your consideration include: the first in a movie rock block of siblings running farms together, a real lack of knowledge around things like television channels, new emcee names, the worst day of your life, and of course, horses. Fuckin horses.  We've covered all three of the recent Jordan Peele movies- Episode 124- "Get Out" and Episode 226- "Us." Hey, giv...

Episode 410- Falling for Christmas (2022)

January 02, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

In this week's episode, we've got the much-anticipated annual romcom episode with the Lindsay Lohan/Chord Overstreet holiday vehicle "Falling for Christmas." Fantastic. Special topics for your consideration include: rich ski people, the utter delight that is Lindsay Lohan, the utterly unbelievable name that is CHord Overstreet, the concept of a 'flapjack daddy,' a few *small teeny tiny* plot holes in this otherwise-perfectly conceived and masterfully written film, and another much-anticipate...

Re-release: Over the Top (1987)

December 26, 2022 11:00 - 55 minutes - 75.4 MB

Look EMTs, the holidays can be tough and we can get tired, plus there are holiday Oreos, and you know how it goes. Frankly we needed a week off and, in the spirit of comfort & joy, we're leaving you with one of our all-time favorite episodes, "Over the Top." Stick around til the end to find out who won an arm wrestling match between us back in 2017. We'll catch you all with renewed vigor next week for our fourth annual* New Year's romcom, "Falling for Christmas."  *it should have been ou...

Episode 409- Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

December 19, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 75.7 MB

In this week's episode, we're giving our Discord channel (seriously, join us over there! https://discord.com/invite/DutFjx3cBD) what they wanted, and they wanted the 2017 Scottish zombie musical "Anna and the Apocalypse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of British television talk, Santa Claus: hot or not?, taking the time to talk about your feelings during an actual apocalypse, offensive things that we said about Blink 182 and also Jesus but we left them in the episode j...

Episode 408- Deadstream (2022)

December 12, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.8 MB

As 2022 winds to a close, we find ourselves returning to its well yet again with this week's movie, "Deadstream." Special topics for your consideration include: our limited knowledge of physics, the state of Utah, Mormonism, and actually lots of other things, feelings about poetry, brand new exclamations, Sam Elliott's sidepipe, and the fear that arises from seeing yourself in absolutely awful characters.  Let's do a 2022 rundown (even though we still have a Lohan Christmas movie from this...

Episode 407- Smile (2022)

December 05, 2022 12:10 - 59 minutes - 68.2 MB

In this week's episode, we're covering yet another highly-touted horror film of 2022-- "Smile." Special topics for your consideration include: the pros and cons of having resting contented face, various kinds of porn including trauma and also food, being tender yet masculine, backing yourself into a corner plot-wise, and weaving too many other movies into your movie. To hear us talk about some of the other films we mention in this episode, you can check out Episode 26- "It Follows," Episod...

Episode 406- Damien: The Omen 2 (1978)

November 28, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.8 MB

In this week's episode, we're talking about a terrifying and suspenseful look at the coming of the Antichrist. Just kidding, we're talking about "Damien: The Omen 2" from 1978. This movie is almost entirely about muddling through the doldrums of middle management. Other topics for your consideration include: rich people parties, actors we like from other things, Napoleon, fighting a crow, and bad corporate practices.  Did you like "The Omen"? So did we! It's Episode 77. Do you like Sylvia ...

Episode 405- 12 Hour Shift (2020)

November 21, 2022 11:00 - 58 minutes - 66.8 MB

In this week's episode, we're concluding our pro wrestling rock block with the (barely) Mick Foley vehicle "12 Hour Shift." Special topics for your consideration include: playing a new WWA game that was created mostly for the use of its name, fancy shoes of the late 90s, a very serious question for morphine drinkers, David Arquette's crime compulsion, the best and most blasphemous places to eat your snack, and a very exciting announcement about our internet presence (www.werewolfambulance.co...

Episode 404- They Live (1988)

November 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

In this week's episode, it's a listener pick! We're covering the 1988 'peak John Carpenter' film "They Live." Special topics for your consideration include: how far two fantastic leads can carry a film, the natural conclusion of the Reagan era, rull toothy faces, big ideas that leave some...unanswered questions, and our attempt to determine which actor has appeared in the most WWA movies without actually looking it up or doing any research or anything useful like that. Interested in other ...

Episode 403- Barbarian (2022)

November 07, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

In this week's episode, we're discussing the movie that everyone is talking about-- or at least, everyone was talking about a few weeks ago? Frankly that is a pretty quick turnaround for old folks like us. Regardless, it's the 2022 film "Barbarian." WE ARE SPOILING THIS MOVIE, ONLY LISTEN TO THE EPISODE IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT OR NEVER CARE TO SEE IT! Special topics for your consideration include: the delicate balance of creepy/hot, a not-very-flattering image of a region, weird house dr...

Episode 402- Hellraiser (2022)

October 31, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MB

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EMTS!! We're so happy to be able to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with you all again. And by popular demand, this week we're discussing the 2022 reimagining of "Hellraiser." Special topics for your consideration include: a sad lack of sex with jeans on (RIP Uncle Frank), a twist that everyone saw coming, a need for more griminess, concern for safety in a thunderstorm, and obvs lots and lots of genital talk. We've devoted many hours of our lives to the "Hell...

Episode 401- Halloween 4 (1988)

October 24, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

In this week's episode, we're getting into the holiday spirit with the return of Michael Myers-- it's the 1988 entry into the Halloween franchise, "Halloween 4." Special topics for your consideration include: diminishing returns on the Michael Myers well, being perhaps overly honest with a child, wishing death upon your annoying colleague and having no one bat an eye, a thesis on the acting of Donald Pleasance, and prerequisites for the position of sheriff here in Haddonfield. We've covere...

Episode 400- Haunt (2019)

October 17, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 90 MB

EMTs, this is Episode 400. FOUR. HUNDRED. What kind of fun, special things can you expect in this episode as part of the celebration? Easy- NONE. We forgot. We completely forgot this milestone until we were done recording. Serious professionals here. Anyway, we hope you stick around for another 400 because we love you very much. Special topics for your consideration include: a film replete with things we would never ever do or even consider doing, a brief tour of Noah's Ark, characters who n...

Episode 399- Orphan: First Kill (2022)

October 10, 2022 10:00 - 58 minutes - 66.4 MB

In this week's episode here in the heart of spooky season, we're discussing the brand new prequel to a film we reviewed just a few weeks ago: it's the 2022 film "Orphan: First Kill" and hoo boy, were we flummoxed! Special topics for your consideration include: a surprising celebrity sibling, being super ready to hate a movie knowing absolutely nothing about it, an in-depth analysis of fencing by two people who, again, know absolutely nothing about it, and a phone call from a kind listener wh...

Episode 398- The Changeling (1980)

October 03, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.9 MB

It's the most wonderful time of the year! In this week's episode, we're kicking off SPOOKY SEASON with something we haven't seen in awhile-- a good old-fashioned creepy ghost story with the 1980 film "The Changeling." Special topics for your consideration include: accepting our own mortality (or at least looking better than George C. Scott, bless his heart), making piano-man money, the kinds of things that only happen to you when your friends are rich, CLAIRE NORMAN!!, and some real deep rhy...

Episode 397- Saw II (2005)

September 26, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

In this week's episode, we're (foolishly) returning to a film franchise in which we (wisely) covered one film and then turned and ran: it's the 2005 sequel "Saw II." Guh. Special topics for your consideration include: elaborately-timed plans of absolute stupidity, utterly confusing motivations, wearing your dad's suit to work, two very divergent meanings of the phrase "Jesus show girl," and the possibility that these films are not just torture porn but in fact torture for the viewer. No Ca...

Episode 396- X (2022)

September 19, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

In this week's episode, we're talking about the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"/pornography crossover of the century: the 2022 film "X." Special topics for your consideration include: an abundance of bodily fluids, old age makeup and its effect on a film's creepiness quotient, being a secret Ti West stan, a real accent bonanza, and a very specific request for one very specific dick pic (please please do not send us your dick). We reviewed Ti West's film "House of the Devil" in Episode 172, and h...

Episode 395- Orphan (2009)

September 12, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

In this week's episode, we're continuing our not-so-great parents rock block (I assure you, this was an accident and will not continue) with the 2009 film "The Orphan." Special topics for your consideration include: sad lady tropes, confusing adoption procedures (and attitudes, sheesh!), having your plot hinge on a child overhearing literally every conversation, generalized bad parenting, and a twist that would make our boy M. Night cringe.  Enjoy watching children behave badly? You may li...

Episode 394- The Black Phone (2022)

September 05, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 73.2 MB

In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Ethan Hawke horror movie "The Black Phone." Special topics for your consideration include: an accidental early reveal of next week's topic, the iconic nature of the "Dazed & Confused" soundtrack and why you may want to consider other songs from the 1970s for your movie, a Call of Cthulhu idea roll, extreme hatred of a certain M. Night Shyamalan work, and our usual outdoor visitors.  Are you looking for some discussions of more movies f...

Episode 393- Flatliners (1990)

August 29, 2022 10:00 - 51 minutes - 59 MB

In this week's episode, we're wrapping up college month with the 1990 semi-collegiate, semi-horror film "Flatliners." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a trip around the Baldwin family tree, the not-so-ethnic Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts' hair (of course), a look into Pirates' baseball history, and possibly the greatest version of "in a world of , be a " that we've ever come up with. Want more Kiefer Sutherland? You'll need Episode 136- "The Lost Boys." Want to see his da...

Episode 392- Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

August 22, 2022 10:00 - 46 minutes - 53.5 MB

It's the second half of College Month-- call it Spring Break, bay-bee! This week we're discussing the sequel to a film that we both really loved with the 2019 movie "Happy Death Day 2U." Special topics for your consideration include: college dudes called Kyle, a lot of confusion about loops, things that ruin emotional moments for some viewers, logical decision-making, serial killers (?), science (??), and multiverses (???!) We discussed the original "Happy Death Day" in Episode 293-- hey l...

Episode 391- Scream 2 (1997)

August 15, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 78 MB

In this week's episode, our second of College Month, we're discussing the final entry into the "Scream" franchise that we've yet to review: "Scream 2." Special topics for your consideration include: an absolute cavalcade of 1997 stars, inexplicable movie theatre behavior, 1997 hair, phone hacks, a serious of extremely 90s conceits and just some nice times hanging with old movie friends. Scream, baby! We've got the original in Episode 44, "Scre4m" in Episode 228, "Scr3am" in Episode 278, an...

Episode 390- The House on Sorority Row (1982)

August 08, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Hey EMTs, it's about time we did a theme month! This August, it's back-to-school time with a series of four horror movies set at colleges. We're kicking it off this week with the 1982 slasher "The House on Sorority Row." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of NSFW slang terms, being the dumb one in your group of friends, chicken bone disposal, underwear technology, impractical fashion, the worst blind date and MR. COOL SHOES. If you liked this movie, you'll love the origin...

Episode 389- Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

August 01, 2022 10:00 - 56 minutes - 64.9 MB

You guys. YOU GUYS. How do you sleep at night, knowing that you've suggested films that bring us such pain? This week it's the 2008 dystopian goth musical "Repo! The Genetic Opera." Special topics for your consideration include: a mutual disdain for talk-singing, genetics: how do they work?, kernels of ideas that have gone to seed, whatever debt Paul Sorvino (RIP) had that got him to be in this film, a reconsideration of Paris Hilton, and some real honest-to-goodness angst from us. I guess...

Re-release: Episode 152- Anaconda (1997)

July 25, 2022 10:00 - 39 minutes - 45.5 MB

Hi EMTs, I (Katie) and my family all have covid, so no new episode this week. Instead, we're re-releasing one of our favorites from the archives: the 1997 horror/action film "Anaconda." If I recall correctly, this episode was recorded during my height of new-baby madness so that's always a great time. We'll see you back here next week for the Paris Hilton rock opera (whatever that thing is called). In the meantime, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and l...

Episode 388- The House by the Cemetery (1981)

July 18, 2022 10:00 - 54 minutes - 62 MB

In this week's episode, we're back to the joyful, horrifying, repulsive, hilarious fountain of weirdness that is a Fulci film-- it's the 1981 movie "The House by the Cemetery." Man oh man. Special topics for your consideration include: sweet sweet Bob and his grown ass adult voice, utterly phenomenal accents, absurd red herrings, squirrelly men, blood balloons, baffling plot holes, necessary larvae, and of course, CLOSE ENOUGH LUCIO. Get yourself some Fulci. We've got Episode 72- "The Beyo...

Episode 387- Wrong Turn (2003)

July 11, 2022 10:00 - 54 minutes - 62.2 MB

Hi EMTs, we're both on vacation this week so you get what you get and you like it! Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambula...

Episode 386- Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

July 04, 2022 10:00 - 51 minutes - 59.1 MB

So many of you have suggested that "Dark Night of the Scarecrow" might be the scarecrow movie that Katie enjoyed years ago while immediately forgetting the title. Well, is it? You'll have to listen to find out! Special topics for your consideration include: an utter lack of knowledge about farm equipment, only having one outfit and wearing it for everything, absolutely amazingly-named characters, some fun with math, the insignificance of the passage of time when you're plotting out a movie, ...

Episode 385- A Quiet Place (2018)

June 27, 2022 10:00 - 59 minutes - 68.5 MB

In this week's episode, we're trying hard not to drop things and avoiding our yelling-around neighbors because as the newspapers say, "IT'S SOUND!" We're discussing the 2018 film "A Quiet Place." Special topics for your consideration include: weird Instagram personas, letting Jim from The Office put his hand over your mouth, questionable parenting, post-apocalyptic horniness, a new way to get in touch with your favorite podcast buds and some good news out of Savini Watchland. LOL remember ...

Episode 384- The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

June 20, 2022 10:00 - 52 minutes - 60.3 MB

In this week's episode, we found ourselves having one of the most deeply divided reactions to a film in a very long time. The film in question is the second entry of a franchise in which, shockingly, we have also covered the first and NONE of the subsequent movies out of order: it's 2014's "The Purge: Anarchy." Special topics for your consideration include: the concept of a libertarian fantasy world, the lack of more stupid crimes, terrible code names, QB!, income taxes, trying to make a dum...

Episode 383- Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

June 13, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MB

In this week's episode, it's an EMT pick! Thank you so much to listener Derek who won the contest in our "Firestarter" episode and chose a real doozy of a film-- the 1988 Satanic cult movie "Hack-O-Lantern." Believe me when I say that this movie has it all: heavy metal, boobs, Satanism, a bathroom with carpet in it which is inherently also very evil, horny adult teens, weird stuff at the rec center, boobs, terrible fake guitar playing in the world's saddest jerkoff fantasy, Levi's cords, cre...

Episode 382- Final Destination 3 (2006)

June 06, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 83.1 MB

In this week's episode, we couldn't bring ourselves to watch the old "Firestarter" after the new one was so butt, so we decided to watch...well, something else that's a little bit butt. And a little bit not butt! It's the third entry into the "Final Destination" franchise and if you're wondering if we've covered the second one, the answer is no, of course not. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of elderly teenagers, tanning technology that is absolutely baffling, vario...

Episode 381- Firestarter (2022)

May 30, 2022 10:00 - 56 minutes - 64.1 MB

In this week's episode, we're tackling an in-theaters-now/on-Peacock-now film, the 2022 remake "Firestarter." Yeahhh. Special topics for your consideration include: getting to the bottom of whose fault this is, weed as a personality and also abs as a personality, bad parenting, bad policing, Zap Efron, and our new movie pitch for a film that is destined to fail, even though it stars Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson. Want more Steven King spooky kids? Obviously you need to be listening to Episode ...

Episode 380- The Lock In (2017) feat. Eli Bosnick

May 23, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MB

In this week's episode, we're joined by special guest Eli Bosnick of many podcasts but most relevantly "God Awful Movies" to discuss the 2017 found footage Christian horror film "The Lock In." HOO BOY. Special topics for your consideration include: an honest and heartfelt look at the effects of pornography on our culture and-- no, who am I kidding? This is definitely one of our most NSFW episodes in a long time. Come for the BCA (you'll find out...) and stick around until the end to hear a w...

Episode 379- Burnt Offerings (1976)

May 16, 2022 10:00 - 56 minutes - 64.9 MB

In this week's episode, we're just rolling around in some of our favorite actors to watch: you've got Karen Black, Oliver Reed, Bette Davis, and Burgess Meredith (kinda) in the 1976 creepy film "Burnt Offerings." Special topics for your consideration include: a special message for new listeners, things you can get away with when you're Oliver Reed, hairstyles as a plot device, striving to be like Bette Davis, and a real lack of concern for children's safety in the 70s. Two of our favorite ...

Episode 378- The Lighthouse (2019)

May 09, 2022 10:00 - 55 minutes - 62.9 MB

In one of the ultimate mood swings from last week's silly fever dream of a movie, this week we're discussing the 2019 psychological horror film "The Lighthouse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lovely production of "Treasure Island," limits to manual labor abilities, a perpetual fear of isolated places, a little chat about art, a little chat about farts, a sprinkling of Greek mythology and of course, dick jokes. Want more Robert Pattinson? You could listen to our own desce...

Episode 377- It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)

May 02, 2022 10:00 - 58 minutes - 67.1 MB

In true Werewolf Ambulance fashion, we're skipping the sequel entirely and hurtling towards the conclusion of the "It's Alive" franchise with the third film, "Island of the Alive." Special topics for your consideration include: subpar movie punks, parenting choices one ought not to make, beefcake cops, whatever movie Michael Moriarty thinks he is in, a boat filled with bodies crashing into a marina and the kindness of the Cuban people. We covered "It's Alive" last week in Episode 376. You ...

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