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Weird AF News

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Kim Jong's poop needs to be secured! World's largest skinny dip and more.

June 11, 2018 21:10 - 18 minutes - 15.1 MB

Why North Korea has to hide Kim Jong Un's poop. Biologists discover underwater octopus city calles "Octlantis". New world record for largest skinny dip tool place on Ireland. Plus emails and DMs from Weirdos. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Woman's tongue pregnant by a squid, Zombie smartphone walkway build in China and more

June 08, 2018 18:04 - 22 minutes - 17.6 MB

China builds a special "smartphone zombie" pedestrian walkway. Woman gets her tongue pregnant by eating raw squid. US kindergartens now teaching nursery rhymes to prep kids for school shootings. Calls and emails n bad reviews. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

God speaks through a stuffed lion say parents, A psychopathic AI created in the lab!

June 07, 2018 20:15 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MB

Lottery winner dumps $200,000 worth of manure on his ex boss's front lawn. Scientists create a "psychopath" AI. Couple loses custody of child after they speak in tongues during court to a stuffed lion they claim is voice of God. Lotsa calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Girl orders KFC just so delivery driver will kill a spider, Strange noises making diplomats I'll in China.

June 06, 2018 23:17 - 18 minutes - 14.9 MB

Student orders KFC delivery in order to ask the driver to kill a spider. IHOP teases customers on social media with a prank they're changing name to IHOb. A medical mystery grows as US diplomats in China fall I'll after hearing strange sounds. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Attempted testicle removal fail, Lawsuit over definition of "pickles"?

June 05, 2018 21:32 - 17 minutes - 14.4 MB

woman arrested for attempting to remove boyfriend's festivals in Ohio. New York school district considering proposal to ban all homework. Couple suiting Texas over the definition of a pickle. Calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Doctor made rap videos with unconscious half naked patients. Fake cops answered 911 calls for years fooling police

June 04, 2018 23:02 - 22 minutes - 18.3 MB

Woman slips falls on puke and sues Bass Pro shop cuz she's now "unable to enjoy life". Fake cops responded to 911 calls for years fooling local police. Doctor in trouble for making rap videos with unconscious patients. Also emails and calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Crystal Methvin arrested for crystal meth. "Barbecue" some child molesters anyone?

June 01, 2018 23:10 - 20 minutes - 16.4 MB

Crystal Methvin arrested for possession of crystal meth in Florida. Man arrested for attempting to "barbecue" child molesters in Florida. Five reasons women can be super pregnant and not know it. Plus funny calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

NASA shoots sperm into space. Snoop Dogg breaks record for biggest glass of gin and juice and more.

May 31, 2018 20:48 - 20 minutes - 16.4 MB

NASA shoots sperm to the International Space Station for astronauts to study. Snoop Dogg breaks the Guinness world record for biggest glass of gin and juice. Man got a 26 inch shower head caught inside his rectum but how? Also some great funny calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

How much fart is on your flight? KKK ad featured in front page of newspaper and some more.

May 30, 2018 20:35 - 21 minutes - 17.3 MB

Scientists figure out how much fart is in the cabin on your average flight. KKK recruitment flyer printed on front page of a Virginia newspaper. Artificial Intelligence is catching criminals in China using facial recognition technology at concerts. Also some nice calls that made me smile! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedian...

Please don't roast marshmallows over the erupting volcano, Evantegist asks followers for $54million private jet as Jesus would've used and more

May 29, 2018 20:07 - 18 minutes - 14.7 MB

Please don't roast marshmallows over the active volcano in Hawaii the USGS warns citizens. Evangelist asks followers to fund $54 million private jet because "Jesus wouldn't be riding a donkey." Teacher won't face fines for drowning raccoons and opossum in front of students. Some calls and messages! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.co...

Fake pet testicles and cockroach milk? WTF?!

May 25, 2018 16:52 - 16 minutes - 13.4 MB

Fake pet testicles have made some guy a millionaire. Cockroach milk is now a healthy option if you're a freak. Man tells police he was hit in the face by a meteor. Calls too. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Biggest orgy has a venue problem, Poop-smelling town gets free Febreze and other weirdness

May 25, 2018 00:16 - 15 minutes - 12.7 MB

World's largest orgy scheduled for June had to switch venues when the hotel pulled out. Alabama town that dealt with a poop train from NYC for months gets free Febreze to deal with smelly aftermath. Student penalized for his prank - putting the school up for sale on Craigslist. Also am I allowed to make fun of the president on Weird AF News? You weigh in! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...

"Extreme Zombie Activity!" in Florida. Sinkhole opens on White House lawn and more.

May 23, 2018 22:41 - 17 minutes - 13.8 MB

"Extreme Zombie Activity" reported in Florida during power outage. A large sinkhole or two have been discovered on the White House lawn. Legend of Loch Ness Monster will be tested with DNA samples. Also come calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Butt plug removal training for firefighters. Sorry for the manual on seducing Russian women guys! And more!

May 22, 2018 19:49 - 16 minutes - 13.4 MB

Firefighters in Germany receive special training on how to remove butt plugs and cock rings. Argentina soccer team apologizes for their published manual on how to seduce Russian women while playing overseas. Man spends four hours in his underwear on top of a Wendy's rooftop for some reason. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedi...

Hitler is not alive on the moon, study confirms. Man calls police to report a pig following him. And mas!

May 21, 2018 22:42 - 20 minutes - 16.7 MB

Hitler is not alive on the moon a new study confirms. Ohio man calls police to report he's being followed by a pig. First baby born in 12 years on remote Brazilian island. Also calls! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Eating ecstasy wrapped in cheese? Mom changes son's name after tattoo artists misspells it and more

May 18, 2018 21:31 - 13 minutes - 11 MB

Mom in Sweden changes her son's name after tattoo artist misspells it on her body. Sexuality expert claims parents should ask their baby's permission to change their dirty diaper. Women are eating MDMA wrapped in Brie cheese and loving it. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

New Law: Cops can't have sex during traffic stops and would you want to save your dead loved one's tattooed skin in a frame?

May 17, 2018 20:09 - 18 minutes - 15 MB

"Save My Ink Forever" allows families to keep tattooed skin of a dead loved one. New Law: Kansas cops can't have sex during traffic stops. Ten fake foods in China will make you angry, not hungry. A call-in about the orgy and more. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Dirty jokes in Anne Frank's diary? Airlines bans insects and Hawks as "emotional support" animals

May 16, 2018 21:06 - 21 minutes - 16.9 MB

Researchers discover some dirty jokes and sex education thoughts hidden in Anne Frank's diary. American Airlines bans insects, Hawks, goats and hedgehogs as "emotional support" animals on flights. Student brings a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to her prom. Plus weird call ins. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or...

Pet dog turns out to be a bear, Seagulls are tripping on "acid" ants and more

May 15, 2018 22:33 - 21 minutes - 17 MB

Family realizes pet dog is a bear when it starts walking on hind legs. Seagulls are tripping out on acid ants and flying into cars. Woman complains about masturbator on the bus and driver tells her to just move seats. Also shout outs! NEW YOUTUBE Channel if you wanna WATCH Weird AF News - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://Facebook.com/comedianjonesy

"Porn Passes" required in the UK? Druid stabbed by neighbor for late night pagan rituals and more!

May 14, 2018 22:06 - 15 minutes - 12.5 MB

Druid stabbed by neighbor for loud late night pagan rituals. Why do human feet keep washing up on shore in British Columbia? UK newstands will sell "Porn Passes" to verify ages under new laws. Also calls and stuff! NOW WATCH Weird AF News on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones and http://Twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Facebook.com/comedianjonesy

Woman arrested for 65,000 text messages after first date, World's biggest orgy to happen in Vegas and more

May 12, 2018 02:38 - 24 minutes - 16 MB

Woman arrested for sending 65,000 text messages, stalking and death threats after first date. World's biggest orgy to happen in Las Vegas. Florida man bites his own dog to "establish dominance". Also I called the Zoo in Canada and asked the manager some questions about taking that bear out for ice cream (see previous episode). FOLLOW ME! http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://facebook.com/funnyjones http://Jonesy.com

Passengers pay for sex with flight attendants, Egypt makes religious decree against false Facebook Likes and more

May 11, 2018 06:53 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MB

Texas elementary school bans birthday spankings after complaints. Egypt makes religious decree against false Facebook Likes. British airways flight attendants allegedly get paid to have sex with first class customers. Also emails and DMs. FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy

Woman blows up 7-11 heating urine, Zoo fined after taking bear out for ice cream and more

May 10, 2018 01:32 - 17 minutes - 13.9 MB

Woman blows up 7-11 microwave heating urine to pass a drug test. Canadian Zoo fined after taking bear out for ice cream without notification. Pregnant woman loses baby after "spiritual healer" walks on her stomach. FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy

Dog taken then later returned high on weed, Court bans condoms for depicting religious symbols and more

May 08, 2018 21:39 - 16 minutes - 13.1 MB

Tbilisi court bans condoms for depicting religious symbols. Study claims humans could shoot lasers from their eyes. Colorado family says dog was taken and then returned high on a marijuana edible. Also email love! FOLLOW Jonesy - http://Jonesy.com * http://instagram.com/funnyjones * http://twitter.com/funnyjones

Giraffe headbutts filmmaker, kills him. Scotland bans cheap booze and more

May 07, 2018 19:52 - 17 minutes - 14.3 MB

Award winning filmmaker dies after a giraffe head-butts him on set. Scotland bans cheap booze (kinda). Televangelist Jim Bakker calls his Missouri cabins the safest spot for the Apocalypse. Also emails! FOLLOW Jonesy: http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://Jonesy.com

Police taze guy having sex with a car, Mystery school pooper turns out to be superintendent and more

May 04, 2018 16:35 - 15 minutes - 10.5 MB

Police taze a guy having sex with a car's tailpipe. Mystery school pooper turns out to be the superintendent. Could a daily shower actually be bad for you? And more weird calls! FOLLOW Jonesy http://Instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Jonesy.com

Cracked out kangaroos attack! Paint ball wars on the streets of Detroit and more

May 03, 2018 17:11 - 18 minutes - 14.7 MB

Kangaroos hopped up on carrots and junk food are attacking families in Australia. Detroit police are cracking down on the paint ball wars going on in the streets. The Universe is an egg and the moon doesn't exist: UK Flat Earth Conference. Also emails!! FOLLOW Jonesy http://Instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Jonesy.com

Woman's sexual attraction to cars, Babies allowed on US Senate floor and more

May 02, 2018 17:43 - 20 minutes - 16.2 MB

Woman's sexual attraction to vehicles causes a disturbance in PA. Babies are now allowed on US Senate floor during hearings. China factory scans worker's brainwaves to increase happiness and overall production. Also more calls from Weirdos! FOLLOW: http://Instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy

Mom delivers own baby using Youtube video, National Danny DeVito Day and more

May 01, 2018 18:44 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MB

Mom delivers her own baby alone in a hotel bathtub using just a Youtube instructional video. National Danny DeVito Day is coming to New Jersey. University of Utah's "Crying Closet" allows students to let it all out during finals. ALSO Wierd AF News hits 100k 😃 FOLLOW Jonesy http://Instagram.com/funnyjoness and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy & http://Jonesy.com

Dog Suicide Bridge, a Grenade throwing contest and more

May 01, 2018 00:00 - 18 minutes - 12.6 MB

Dog Suicide Bridge in Scotland is a haunted mystery. Grenade throwing contest will be hosted at a Chinese University. Wildlife photographer disqualified for using a stuffed animal as the subject. Also birthday wishes from my Wierdos. FOLLOW: http://Instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

Females free to display their breasts in public, Anti-bestiality laws draw static and more

April 27, 2018 21:06 - 20 minutes - 16.7 MB

Abu Dhabi goverment appoints a baby as "Happiness Executive" . US Federal court rules females are free to display their breasts in public. Bid to toughin Louisiana anti-bestiality laws is drawing static. And more call-ins! FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://Jonesy.com

Zombie Racoons! And "Enjoy Cocaine" kids!

April 26, 2018 22:46 - 17 minutes - 14 MB

"Enjoy Cocaine" baby clothes were pulled from Amazon after complaints. Reports of "Zombie raccoons" in Ohio. Man built a "sex chamber" for him and his girlfriend to have intercourse with their pet husky, police say. FOLLOW Jonesy - http://Instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Facebook.com/comedianjonesy

Tarantula topped burger? Teens can't read analogue clocks anymore and more!

April 25, 2018 21:10 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MB

North Carolina restaurant serving a tarantula topped burger to lucky winners. Schools remove analogue clocks from exam rooms because students can't read them. Powder found in the car of DUI arrest is grandpa's ashes NOT heroin. FOLLOW Jonesy - http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy http://Jonesy.com

Testicle Festival canceled. Court rules a monkey can't sue for copyright and more

April 25, 2018 00:02 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MB

After 35 years the Montana Testicle Festival is canceled. Court rules monkey cannot sue for copyright infringement over a selfie it took. Man who stole $1.2 million in fajitas will serve a 50 year sentence. And some calls/emails over the gonad transplant I covered yesterday. FOLLOW http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy

World's first penis and scrotum transplant, Oldest person on Earth just died and more

April 24, 2018 01:26 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MB

World's first penis and scrotum transplant is a success. Oldest person on Earth just died in Japan at age 117. Republican challenges his rival to a literal shoot-out to prove who's more "pro gun". FOLLOW http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://Jonesy.com

Father, son sell ecstasy as Tracy Morgan and Tim Allen, Sliced Ketchup and Coyote selfies!

April 23, 2018 00:48 - 16 minutes - 13 MB

Detroit father and son busted for selling ecstasy and using name's Tracy Morgan and Tim Allen to do so. Sliced Ketchup is about to be a real thing. Montreal residents warned: No Coyote selfies please! * Also some call ins from my Weirdos. Follow http://instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://Jonesy.com

Preschool bans kids from using term "best friend", a new study: smelling farts can prevent disease & more

April 22, 2018 02:24 - 14 minutes - 13.1 MB

Massachusetts preschool bans kids from using the term "best friend". A new study: smelling farts can prevent disease. Baboons use a 55 gallon barrel to escape a Texas research facility. Follow Jonesy @funnyjones (Twitter & Instagram) or Jonesy.com

Woman refuses to sing anthem cuz she can't bring her gun to ballgame, Man asks clerk what happens if he steals the beer and more

April 18, 2018 20:07 - 21 minutes - 17.4 MB

Woman refuses to sing the national anthem cuz she can't bring her gun to the baseball game. Man asks clerk what happens if he steals the beer, then gets arrested for stealing the beer. huge asteroid does a "surprise" flyby and NASA tells us a day later, gee thanks! Also some calls from my Weirdos!

Suicide Machine draws a crowd, Big Blue Penis on a building? and more!

April 17, 2018 23:59 - 15 minutes - 11 MB

Five Story blue penis mural on an apartment building in Stockholm causes a stir, "Suicide Machine" draws crowds at the Amsterdam Funeral Fair and Free meatballa served at NYC testicular cancer event

Kids skip school for Cubs game, run into principal. Man exposes himself cuz he "Hasn't gotten any in a while", and more.

April 16, 2018 23:01 - 9 minutes - 7.73 MB

Kids skip school for Cubs game and run into their principal at the game who was ALSO skipping school. Man exposed himself at a mall then told police it was because he "Hasn't gotten any in a while", and if you live in a city with a sexual name you get free Pornhub Premium for a year.

Penis car towing by a religious leader named "Penis Baba" and woman marries a tree and more

April 13, 2018 16:02 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MB

Indian Religious leader named "Penis Baba" pulls cars with his penis, a Florida lady marries a 100 year old tree and a Canadian chef butchers and eats some deer in front of animal rights activists outside his restaurant

Guy exposed himself to Amish women cuz they can't call for help, a ban on "Manspreading" & more

April 11, 2018 19:12 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MB

Man exposed himself to Amish women because they can't call for help or take video he says, a ban on "Manspreading" on public transportation in Spain, and PA school district decides it's a good idea to arm students against shooters with a bucket of rocks.

"This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into a Pizza Hut!", Mom who once married son jailed for marrying daughter & more

April 09, 2018 04:39 - 10 minutes - 9.8 MB

Man calls 911 and says, "This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into a Pizza Hut!", an Oklahoma mom who once married her son is jailed for marrying her daughter, and man legally changes his gender so that he can retire early

Penis "zapping" to treat ED, mom crashes car to prove God is real and more

April 06, 2018 05:34 - 10 minutes - 9.27 MB

Men are penis "zapping" to treat erectile dysdunction, mom crashes her car into a pole to prove to kids that God is real, and people are ditching toilet paper in favor of a reusable "family cloth"

Snorting condoms in a new viral challenge, Man nailed to cross on Easter and more

April 03, 2018 00:02 - 9 minutes - 8.57 MB

Snorting condoms is the latest web viral video challenge. Phillipine man nailed to cross on Easter for 32 straight years no longer feels the pain. "Chris is Risen" Easter church sign mistake.

Lobster and waffles? Mom gives weed to her baby on Facebook video and more

March 31, 2018 00:07 - 10 minutes - 8.75 MB

Mom arrested for giving her 1 year old marijuana on Facebook live video, Red Lobster now offering Lobster and Waffles for Lobsterfest and Woman thought her ex-boyfriend was inside her pet chihuahua and decided to cook the dog to death.

Is intercourse with sex doll rape? Cop sucks a suspect's toes and Christians boycot Sweet Jesus ice-cream

March 29, 2018 23:49 - 13 minutes - 10.7 MB

Is intercourse with a sex doll rape? Paris sex doll brothel asked to shut down. Cop sucks a suspect's toes for some reason and Christian group boycots the Sweet Jesus ice cream company in Toronto

Flat Earther rocket crash in the desert proves nothing, Big Mac record will be 30,000, and fake Homer Simpson license

March 27, 2018 18:54 - 14 minutes - 13 MB

Flat Earther's home-made rocket crashes in the desert and proves nothing, Big Mac record will soon eat # 30,000, and fake Homer Simpson license given as real license to police by man pulled over in UK.

Celebrity snake whisperer bit, dies from cobra. Cops warn: don't engage in rap battles and more

March 26, 2018 04:35 - 10 minutes - 8.77 MB

Celebrity snake whisperer dies from cobra bite, Cops warn residents: don't accept rap battle challenges on the streets and It's no longer a crime in Utah to let your kids play alone outside.

Airline denies orgy despite video, Mexican beauty contest cancled cuz the men are ugly and more

March 22, 2018 20:07 - 14 minutes - 11.2 MB

Airline denies flight attendants had an orgy despite video footage, Mexican "Mr. Tabasco" beauty contest cancled cuz the men are too ugly and "No overdosing allowed!" sign installed at one Burger King

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