Weird AF News
1,762 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 189 ratingsComedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Avengers movie leaker beat-down. Trapped in a hole for love.
April 30, 2019 20:36 - 17 minutes - 10 MBMan in Hong Kong beaten outside movie theater for leaking Avengers spoilers. Lome scooters have been hacked to play rude and funny messages to riders. Mexican man traps himself in a hole he dug to spy on his ex. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
"911? How can I kill my boyfriend?" Russian spy whale caught begging for food.
April 29, 2019 23:43 - 14 minutes - 8.13 MBWoman arrested after calling 911 asking how to kill her husband. Russian spy whale caught by Norwegians. Drug dealer's parrot seized by police for warning them of police presence. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com...
Woman shot husband on tax day. Police impersonator pulls over undercover police.
April 26, 2019 18:33 - 21 minutes - 12.2 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman shoots her husband in tax day. Florida man impersonating a police officer pulls over undercover police officer. Teenage girls arrested for plotting nine murders during class. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
Don't put garlic in your vagina! Astrological sign roommate discrimination?
April 25, 2019 19:55 - 24 minutes - 14.2 MBFemale MMA fighter destroys a man for masturbating at her public beach photo shoot. Is it legal to deny roommate applicants based on astrological signs? A famous gynecologist can't believe she has to tell women NOT to put garlic inside their vagina. Some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/w...
Selfie deaths are an epidemic. Mini wrestlers busted for steroids and weed.
April 24, 2019 21:52 - 24 minutes - 14.2 MBCops bust miniature wrestlers with steroids and weed. Selfie deaths are an epidemic study shows. Wyoming may become first state to legalize human composting. NEW Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjone...
Pet dog raised from the dead. The mouth is for eating not oral sex!
April 23, 2019 19:27 - 20 minutes - 11.8 MBDead pet dog escapes the grave and returns to the owners. Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex, says the mouth is for eating. A plot to take a website by gunpoint went very wrong. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter....
Slap and cut a pastor for Easter! "Escape from Egypt', the passover escape room.
April 22, 2019 21:31 - 21 minutes - 12.6 MBPastor asked students to spit on him, slap and cut him with a knife as an Easter lesson. Chicago synagogue opens escape room called "Escape from Egypt ". A comedian wins the Ukraine presidency. NEW Pateon too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fun...
Man squirts urine at lady dogwalker. Fake alligator wrestling at the mall.
April 19, 2019 17:29 - 21 minutes - 12.1 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY- Man squirts urine at a woman walking her dog. Man arrested for aggressively eating pasta outside Olive Garden. Teen arrested for filming himself wrestling a fake alligator at the mall. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Day laborer sex fantasy ring. Debut of the CBD infused burger.
April 18, 2019 20:25 - 20 minutes - 11.9 MBCouple held a day laborer at gunpoint to act out a sexual fantasy and sent the pics to his wife. Carl's Jr to offer a CBD infused burger on 4/20. Robot newscaster causes a stir on Russian television. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Testicle botox or "Scrotox". Man sues parents for destroying $30k porn stash.
April 17, 2019 19:40 - 23 minutes - 13.4 MBMan throws an iguana at a restaurant manager. 40 year old dude Sue's parents for destroying his $30k porn stash. Botox in your testicles is a thing. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.co...
Spiders could eat all mankind. Comedian jokes bout dying then drops dead on stage.
April 16, 2019 19:14 - 22 minutes - 13 MBSpiders could eat all of mankind in only one year. Millionaire wants to stage real life Battle Royale on a private island. British comedian jokes about dying on stage and then actually drops dead on stage. NEW Patron yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instag...
Batman offers to help police during armed standoff. Mysterious mashed potatoes haunting.
April 15, 2019 18:39 - 24 minutes - 13.7 MBA Mississippi town is haunted by mysterious mashed potatoes. Mom tries karate on cops, son strips naked, and dog steals muffin mix during bizarre Walmart incident. Man dressed as Batman offers to help police during standoff, gets promptly rejected. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOL...
Alien Abduction Insurance. Man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles.
April 13, 2019 06:10 - 19 minutes - 11.3 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY- Man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles. Cat lover pulls a gun on a woman that asked her to stop feeding the stray cats. Alien abduction insurance offered by one Florida company. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
BONUS - Interview with Floridaman Cardgame inventor Dave Ritchie.
April 12, 2019 16:59 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MBBONUS FLORIDA FRIDAY EPISODE- Interview with the creator of the Florida Man Card Game, Dave Ritchie. Support the cause by going to http://floridamancardgame.com Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http:/...
Top Five Food Fight Festivals. Mystery of bloodied men with severed penises.
April 11, 2019 19:18 - 24 minutes - 14 MBSecond man found covered in blood and holding a severed penis. Ohio couple laced cookies with laxatives for the striking teachers. Top weird food fight festivals from around the world. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter....
Yoga don't make you gay! Doctor finds four bees living in woman's eye.
April 11, 2019 00:40 - 18 minutes - 13 MBDoctor finds four bees living in a woman's eye feeding off her tears. Yoga doesn't make you gay says Russian prison authority. Facebook to use Artificial Intelligence to respect the dead. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitt...
Man slips LSD into coworkers coffee. El Chapo clothing line coming soon.
April 09, 2019 17:24 - 16 minutes - 9.2 MBMan blew up the car of a couple who beeped at his girlfriend at McDonald's. Wife of El Chapo launching s clothing line named after her husband. Man slips LSD into coworkers' drinks to get rid of their "negative energy". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagra...
Dog tests positive for meth after walk in park. Man accidentally drowns while mowing his lawn.
April 08, 2019 23:12 - 20 minutes - 11.5 MBFamily dog tests positive for meth and molly after walk in the park. Canadian family drives dead father for two days because US healthcare is expensive. Man drowns while mowing his lawn. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitte...
"Half-dog, half-man" bites faces. Son chokes mom who refused to dress his mannequin.
April 05, 2019 21:22 - 19 minutes - 13.3 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY- Man stabs Krispy Kream coworker's boyfriend after fighting over how to make donuts. Florida student believed he was half-man half-dog when he bit his victims' faces off. Florida man accused of attacking his mother after she refused to dress his mannequin. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube....
New 5D sex theater opens. University offers "Angry White Male" college course.
April 04, 2019 22:51 - 21 minutes - 14.8 MBNew 5D porn theater opens in Amsterdam. California shoplifters hides a chainsaw down his pants. University of Kansas offers "Angry White Male Studies" as a college course. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjone...
Dragon theft is real. Men arrested for shooting each other in bullet proof vests.
April 03, 2019 20:24 - 26 minutes - 15.4 MBKomodo Dragon Island to shut down because people are stealing dragons. Men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bullet proof vest. Electronic music could protect us all against mosquito bites. And some callls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at ht...
Farting is not bullying court rules. Garfield phones washing up on French beaches?
April 02, 2019 18:44 - 23 minutes - 16.1 MBLawsuit claims farting at your employee is not bullying. Americans are having less sex than ever. For 30 years Garfield telephones have been washing up on French beaches. And April Fools revealed! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or htt...
Tinder introduces Height Verification and men are pissed. Priests burn Harry Potter books.
April 01, 2019 19:19 - 21 minutes - 12.1 MBMen outraged after Tinder introduces Height Verification. Polish priests burn Harry Pottrr books because of evil magic. Climate change could melt 100 years of human poop in Alaska. And the END of FLORIDA FRIDAY. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fu...
Stolen hot air balloon. Man fakes own robbery to get out of work.
March 29, 2019 18:30 - 24 minutes - 13.8 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY - Hot air balloon at Florida festival stolen from Indiana. Man electrocuted after using metal pole to rescue pigeon off a power line. Florida man faked robbery to get out of work. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
"Sexual Harassment" perfume pulled. 80 year old Polish DJ kills it!
March 28, 2019 18:51 - 16 minutes - 9.71 MBTGI Friday's potato skins has NO potato skins. Russian perfume called "Sexual Harassment" pulled from shelves. 80 year old DJ spins for seniors in Poland. And NEW Patrons!!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjo...
Voodoo doll of your boss? Teacher's gun goes off in class.
March 27, 2019 20:41 - 31 minutes - 18 MBChina removes gay scenes and gay dialogue from film Bohemian Rhapsody to the total confusion of viewers. Voodoo dolls of bosses improves workplace morale study shows. Alabama teacher arrested after gun discharged in front of first grade class. Emails and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirda...
Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter? Exploding penis bomb sent to doctor.
March 26, 2019 18:48 - 29 minutes - 16.7 MBAmazon selling Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter. Protestor ate a pig's head outside of UK Vegan Festival. Spring loaded penis bomb sent to doctor's office. More Florida Man Challenges!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.co...
Pot laced brownies served at senior lunch. Headless Goat Polo and other weird games.
March 25, 2019 20:38 - 19 minutes - 11.4 MBPot laced brownies served at senior citizens luncheon. Naked Russian tries to board plane saying "I'm more aerodynamic this way!". Headless goat polo and other weird contests at the World Nomad Games. Also some Florida Man Challenges! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at ...
The Florida Man Challenge! Woman masturbated in front of a teen in the way to jail.
March 22, 2019 20:26 - 15 minutes - 8.79 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY- Man attacked by crazy squirrel gone wild raised by the neighbors. Woman accused of shoplifting, masturbating in front of a teen on the way to prison. The Florida Man Challenge is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Coffee overdose leads to headbutting. Man lived in virtual reality for entire week.
March 21, 2019 18:35 - 26 minutes - 14.9 MBCaffeine overdose as a man had five coffees and went beserk in a theater. Another guy spent an entire week in virtual reality. China's Goths are protesting after woman forced to remove her makeup. Emails and DMs and calls as well. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http:/...
Vasectomy Madness! And professional penis cleaner?
March 20, 2019 18:32 - 21 minutes - 12 MBSo many men get snipped for March Madness that Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Jewel Stools". Boners Penis Cleaner is getting mixed reactions. People are calling for an intimidating pole to be removed. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
Hip-Hop cheese tastes better. Lady sucked into her parents' grave.
March 19, 2019 14:14 - 17 minutes - 12.2 MBStudy shows that cheese exposed to hip hop music tastes better. Woman tries to stuff a swan into her car. Lady sucked into her parents' grave. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedi...
Space Herpes! This pigeon sells for $1.4 million.
March 18, 2019 20:41 - 27 minutes - 16 MBNASA issues a space herpes warning. A pigeon named Armando sells for $1.4 million. Court tells a dad to allow his child to transition or else it's child abuse. Many calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjo...
Man molests a pelican. Entire family electrocuted installing a scoreboard.
March 15, 2019 19:14 - 22 minutes - 12.6 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY- Charges filed against a man that molested a pelican in the Florida Keys. Florida baseball coach and wife electrocuted while installing a new scoreboard. Angry dad brings loaded AK 47 gun to school after his son called him crying. Some calls and emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...
Survive on beer for 40 days? Stop calling them "seniors"!
March 14, 2019 16:31 - 14 minutes - 8.54 MBGerman yachtsman inflates his pants to survive out in the open sea. Ohio man plans to live in beer alone for Lent. Push to stop using the term "seniors". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook...
Mock slave auction during fifth grade class? Testicular Bill of Rights
March 13, 2019 16:02 - 15 minutes - 9.03 MBFifth grade class holds mock slave auction selling black students. A Georgia lawmaker files bill to force older men to report when they release sperm. Staten Island woman receives bills addressed to the wooden pole outside her home. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http...
Mom forgets baby at airport, plane turns around. Man driven insane by CVS's on-hold music.
March 12, 2019 19:05 - 18 minutes - 10.8 MBPlane forced to turn back after mom forgets newborn at airport. CVS will change their on-hold music after major complaint. Italian mayor is tired of tourists ordering spaghetti bolognese! NEW Patreon! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Humans getting high off Catnip Cocktail. Stinky fruit farmer withdraws stinky fruit dowry.
March 11, 2019 21:13 - 21 minutes - 14.8 MBPeople are getting high off "Catnip Cocktail" in Jersey. Female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid sexual harrassment from males. Millionaire stinky fruit farmer withdraws his farm dowry offer. Also some pleasant DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://insta...
TSA confiscates grenade launcher. Man stole $33k in rare coins then put them in a Coinstar.
March 08, 2019 19:35 - 17 minutes - 11.9 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY- Man steals $33,000 worth of rare coins and cashes them in at a Coinstar for $30. TSA confiscated a grenade launcher at the airport. Man kicked out of Planet Fitness for having Tourettes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Penis enlargement surgery killed a billionaire. Fornication now legal in Utah!
March 08, 2019 00:17 - 14 minutes - 8.44 MBScientists capture bacteria that eat pollution and breathe electricity. Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery. Fornication will no longer be illegal in Utah. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.co...
Cheese your baby's face in the new viral challenge. Vegans accused of cuddling piglets to death.
March 06, 2019 20:14 - 16 minutes - 9.4 MBThrowing cheese at babies is the latest viral internet challenge. Woman lying down in a parking lot run over by police car and cause of death unknown? Vegans accused of killing piglets by accident after storming a farm to cuddle them. Emails and nice DMs too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnew...
Social media tax in Uganda. Granny swept out to see in Iceland.
March 06, 2019 01:32 - 17 minutes - 11.9 MBAfter social media tax imposed in Uganda, millions quit the internet. US man accused of faking his own kidnapping in order to avoid paying Superbowl bet. Grandma swept out to sea in Iceland after posing for a photo on an "Iceberg throne". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy a...
Clitoris app to close the "orgasm gap". Fake resurrection by fake pastor.
March 04, 2019 22:02 - 17 minutes - 11.8 MBTo close the orgasm gap a new app called "Clit Me" will educate you about the clit. Man lost in snow for five days survived on Taco Bell hot sauce packets. Man fake resurrected by a fake pastor is now wanted back to work by his employer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Florida cop let's suspects makeout as he plays Barry White. Man ends SWAT standoff for slice of pizza.
March 01, 2019 19:43 - 18 minutes - 12.6 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY! Man became impatient and masturbated on his walk to buy porn. Cop suspended after letting suspects makeout in the back of his cruiser as he played Barry White. Man ends SWAT team standoff for just a slice of pizza. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http:/...
Man dips testicles in customer's salsa. Man stabbed with tongs during buffet brawl.
February 28, 2019 20:03 - 20 minutes - 11.8 MBMan accused of dipping his testicles in customer's salsa. Service tongs used as swords at a buffet over crab leg brawl. Unvaccinated French boy brings the measles to Costa Rico for the first time in five years. Calls and DMs! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://inst...
John Wayne homophobic? Surprise! Drink Gin and Tonic? You may be psycho!
February 27, 2019 20:29 - 25 minutes - 14.5 MBMan in viral photo that bought 120 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies arrested for drug dealing. Study finds Gin and Tonic drinkers likely to be psychopaths. John Wayne Playboy interview from 1971 sparks social media outrage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
Blind people hunting! Man has face of David Bekham but wants body of his wife.
February 26, 2019 20:11 - 22 minutes - 15.3 MBBill to permit blind people to hunt with special technology advances. 22 year old who had surgery to look like David Bekham now wants surgery to look like his wife Victoria. Man covers himself in peanut butter and walks around a dog park after losing a bet. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews ...
Slavery field trip shocks parents. GPS tracker for your food?
February 25, 2019 20:17 - 25 minutes - 14.8 MBMan with no arms who swam for Wales stabbed his dad with a blade held between his toes. Parents outraged over 5th graders in South Carolina pick cotton and sing slave songs on educational field trip. The chicken is local but was it happy? GPS tracker now tells the life story of your meal. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News...
Mayor shoots at SWAT team. No dumping blood to lure sharks at the beach?
February 22, 2019 21:07 - 23 minutes - 13.5 MBFLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida mayor arrested for firing his gun at a SWAT TEAM. Florida is close to banning the dumping of blood at beaches to lure sharks. Florida man wants to be entombed inside his boat after death. Calls and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://...
Bomb threat was actually poop threat. Lady shot her llama but why?
February 21, 2019 19:08 - 25 minutes - 14.7 MBWisconsin high school to stop giving awards for cheerleaders largest breasts and buttocks. Louisiana woman shot her pet llama named Earl for attacking her. Home depot "bomb threat" was actually a customer warning he was about to poop. Some calls and a complaint. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdaf...