Weird AF News
1,737 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 189 ratingsComedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Beware of the RATpocalypse!
August 30, 2017 21:37 - 8 minutes - 4.91 MBCannibalism is NOT illegal in Japan *** Wed. Aug. 30 • Beware of the RATpocalypse! • Guy drops Subway sandwich out of a plane to feed a friend • Drunk woman bites a man's fishing line and swims aw...
Potholes? I Blame The Fairies!
August 28, 2017 18:02 - 8 minutes - 4.66 MBBoanthropy: when a person believes they are a COW • Politician claims FAIRIES are to blame for the potholes in Ireland • Alaskan town already on their second cat as mayor • Woman cuts off her son's...
Sex Robots Lookalikes
August 28, 2017 02:33 - 4 minutes - 2.45 MBBear hijacks a car, crashes, poops inside - ALL WITHOUT A LICENSE! • Sex robots made to look EXACTLY like your dead spouse?
Bug Meatballs and Bigfoot
August 27, 2017 08:26 - 7 minutes - 4.19 MBWould you eat BUG burgers or BUG meatballs? • Places in the US that celebrate BIGFOOT with a museum, store, restaurant, etc. • Study claims vagina's waste away without sex
Eclipse Canceled Rapper's Tour
August 25, 2017 20:33 - 7 minutes - 4.18 MB"Baby Cages" - Dangle your baby out the window for fresh air! * Thur. Aug. 24 • Man who stole a car, gets caught when he stops to watch the eclipse • Illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pock...
Arrested During The Eclipse
August 24, 2017 22:39 - 6 minutes - 3.62 MB"Baby Cages" - Dangle your baby out the window for fresh air! * Thur. Aug. 24 • Man who stole a car, gets caught when he stops to watch the eclipse • Woman caught sneaking vodka bottle in middle of...
Trump Ecstasy Pills
August 23, 2017 23:24 - 7 minutes - 4.23 MBEnough Diamonds on Earth for Everyone to Have One Cup's Worth ** Wed. Aug. 23 • Cops Use Solar Eclipse to Catch a Sex Offender • Police Nab 5,000 Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills • Divorce Your Wife by T...
Indian Women Pee In Fields
August 23, 2017 16:25 - 7 minutes - 4.27 MBEclipse is actually Wolf Gods eating the sun and moon **** Tuesday Aug. 22 • Woman Granted Divorce Over Lack of a Home Toilet • Mother Discovers Daughter's Cremains Actually Dog Cremains • Partygoe...
Weird Pennsylvania Laws
August 21, 2017 19:02 - 7 minutes - 4.27 MBDuring Mexican War Some Irish Helped Out Fellow Catholics * Monday Aug. 21 • No Shooting Off Canons During a Wedding and Other Strange PA Laws • Doctors Remove a Live Gecko that Climbed into Man's ...
Teens Get Rabies via Donkeysex
August 21, 2017 00:16 - 7 minutes - 4.02 MBMan dressed as Chewbaca accused of beating a worker • Boys were known as "knave girls"? What the hell is THAT?! Sun. Aug 20th • 15 Teens Get Rabies After Raping a Donkey • $180 Beef Sandwiches are ...
Monkey Bartender In Japan
August 19, 2017 22:01 - 7 minutes - 4.04 MBIf Your Pee is Black, Does it Mean You're the Devil? *** Saturday Aug. 19 • Zoo Uses Match-Making Dating-Like Program to Mate Animals • Monkey Serves Beers at Bar in Japan • Is Bottled Water Actual...
Man gives Pet Tortoise CPR
August 18, 2017 21:37 - 6 minutes - 3.45 MBNo Sleep Record = 11 days 25 minutes **** Friday Aug. 18th • Man's Gun Goes Off While Taking Selfie in a Stripclub Bathroom • Teen Dies Within 48 Hours of Being in Internet Addiction Camp • Man Giv...
Persistent Genital Arousal Syn
August 17, 2017 23:01 - 12 minutes - 7.29 MBCockroaches Can Survive a Week Without a Head!! ***Thur. Aug. 17 • Woman Suffers From Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder • Art Student Punished for Placing a Dildo on Top of Campus Flagpole • Thur...
Meth Addict: "Purge Is Real!"
August 17, 2017 00:01 - 7 minutes - 4.26 MBEnough Tissue in Your Lungs to Cover a Tennis Court?? ** Wed. Aug. 16 • Suspect Throws Bricks at Cops Cuz he Believed "The Purge" was Happening • Dairy Queen Manager Climbs Thru Drive-Thru Window a...
Drunk Dentist Arrested At Work
August 16, 2017 14:16 - 7 minutes - 4.43 MBLooking Like You're Dying Was Fashionable Apparently ** Tues. Aug. 15 • A rare white moose?! 😯 • Albino Moose or "Ghost Moose" Captured on Video in Sweden • "Drinking and Drilling" - Dentist Arres...
Aug 14, 2017
August 14, 2017 21:19 - 7 minutes - 4.46 MB"I'm bored with it all." was Churchill's last words. *** Monday Aug. 14 • 24 yo Woman Mails Her Baby to an Orphanage in Plastic • People getting DRUNK off SOY SAUCE???!!! • Kangaroo Wins a Boxing M...
Aug 13, 2017
August 14, 2017 02:10 - 7 minutes - 4.02 MBMaladaptive Daydreaming seems normal to me ** Sunday Aug. 13 • Penis Pics are Droppin' on the NYC Subways • Drinking Beer Can Lead to Mental Clarity? I say B.S.! • 100 Year Old Fruitcake - Still Ed...
Aug 12, 2017
August 13, 2017 15:29 - 5 minutes - 2.88 MBChinese Restaurant Offers Bra-size Based Discount on Shrimp • 19th Century Book Features Boy Named "Baron Trump" • Wendy's Customer Threatens Employee Over Lack of Cucumbers on His Salada.
Aug 11, 2017
August 12, 2017 15:12 - 8 minutes - 4.61 MB"Abracadabra! ....Now begone Malaria!" ****Friday Aug. 11 • Wandering Forest Shaman Mistaken for Bigfoot • Flying Humanoids Spotted in Chicago... A LOT! • Walmart places "Own the back to school yea...
#WeirdAF Aug. 11, 2017
August 11, 2017 20:54 - 14 minutes - 8.25 MBShakespeare wasn't THAT smart *** Thur. Aug. 10th • Cruise Passengers Told to Prepare for a Pirate Attack • Japanese Scientists Create Meltless Ice-cream • Rapper Declared "God Made Me Bulletproof"...
Aug 20, 2017
August 11, 2017 00:39 - 6 minutes - 3.63 MBShakespeare wasn't THAT smart *** Thur. Aug. 10th • Cruise Passengers Told to Prepare for a Pirate Attack • Japanese Scientists Create Meltless Ice-cream • Rapper Declared "God Made Me Bulletproof"...
Aug. 9. 2017
August 10, 2017 08:54 - 7 minutes - 4.46 MBPoison in the Alcohol Shall We? **Wednesday Aug. 9th • TO DO: Little Green Men Festival • Woman Finds a Bullet in Her Kangaroo Steak • Man Arrested for Meth and Depositing Fake $1,000,000 Dollar Bill
August 8, 2017
August 08, 2017 20:12 - 12 minutes - 6.94 MBDEEP DIVE into The Flying Spaghetti Religion (Pastafarianism) • Can you destroy someone with a KITE? **** Tuesday Aug. 8th • Strippers Kill Man After He Helped Change Their Tire • Jack the Ripper's...
August 7, 2017
August 07, 2017 21:06 - 8 minutes - 4.73 MBWho's Afraid of Feather-Tickling!? **Monday Aug. 7th • Guy Named Weed Arrested for Weed • Police Recover Stolen Car Then Try to Auction It Off • DEEP DIVE into The Flying Spaghetti Religion (Pastaf...
Aug. 5, 2017
August 06, 2017 01:17 - 5 minutes - 3.11 MBREAL Horsehead, not a PROP Horsehead, dummy! Sat. Aug 5 • HAIL SATAN!! Satanic Invocation Allowed at City Council Meeting • German Swims 2km to Work Each Day Through Garbage • 9 Year Old Applies to...
August 4, 2017
August 05, 2017 01:40 - 6 minutes - 3.61 MBCelebs and their Weird Beliefs **SPECIAL SEGMENT** Fri. Aug. 4 • Axel Rose's Fear of the Letter "M" • Megan Fox - Leprechauns & Loch Ness Monster • K$sha Had Sex With a Ghost and Liked It • Lady Ga...
August 3, 2017
August 04, 2017 15:14 - 6 minutes - 3.52 MBAwww poor left-handed people! #WeirdAF - Thursday Aug. 3 • Bride Pulls Gun Out of Her Dress & Points it at Groom • Queen of England has 4 cocktails per day, cuz she's a lush. • NASA is Hiring Some...
August 2, 2017
August 03, 2017 02:34 - 15 minutes - 8.99 MBHoney Mustard on My Bull Testicles! • Backstory on the chip implants • Chip = Porn 24/7 • Battle of the Pierogi Festivals! • Robot Spider on Church Roof Angers Catholics • Nerd Stabs Nerd over Magi...
Woman Calls 911 With Snakeface
August 01, 2017 23:44 - 25 minutes - 14.4 MBBoaFace, Murdercruise and more #WeirdAF News - Monday Aug. 1 • Woman Calls 911 with BOA Wrapped Around Her NOSE • Company Putting a Micro-Chip Into 50 Employees!!! 1984 is HERE!! AHHHH! • Woman Mur...
Bee Stings On The Testees
July 31, 2017 05:42 - 11 minutes - 6.74 MBMan Rates Which Body Part a Bee Sting Hurts Most and It's Not Testicles. • Guy in Aliens Film Claims He was Abducted by... Aliens. • Tortoise Named Steve Goes for a Three Year Stroll, Reunited Wit...
Threesome Injury & UFO Congres
July 30, 2017 02:22 - 10 minutes - 6.19 MBBotched Threesome Injury, Toilet Paper Face Scanners and more Sat July 29 • 2018 UFO Congress Registration Open • Quarrel During a Threesome Leads to 2 Women Breaking Bones • Woman Fires Gun at Boy...
Cobras Like Pringles & More...
July 28, 2017 21:43 - 8 minutes - 4.63 MBCobras like Pringles • One Armed Clown with Machete • Owning 5 Dildos Illegal in Arizona! • Escapees Make a Music Video about their Jailbreak
Sex Robots & King Cobras
July 28, 2017 07:19 - 9 minutes - 5.21 MBSex Robots that Talks and Sings CREEP ME OUT • Cobras Smuggled in the Pringles Can? • Cobras like Pringles • thanks for thr message dude!
Illegal Dancing & Chupacabra
July 26, 2017 21:23 - 11 minutes - 6.75 MBIllegal to Dance Near a Hospital in Mobile Alabama (and other weird laws) • Fidget Spinner Crop Circle • Chupacabra Sightings in California Continue
Squirrel Attacks And More!
July 25, 2017 19:21 - 4 minutes - 2.63 MBSquirrel Bites 5 People in Brooklyn • Illegal to Leave Your House WITHOUT UNDERWEAR and Other Weird Laws in Thailand
Usher's Herpes & Snoring Song
July 22, 2017 05:38 - 3 minutes - 2.2 MBUsher Gives Woman Herpes AND $1Million • Woman Records Husband's Snoring for 4 Years and Creates Music
Haunted Doll & Kool Aid Museum
July 21, 2017 04:22 - 11 minutes - 6.68 MBWeird AF with Comedian Jonesy • Haunted Doll Torments Couple in UK • Kool Aid Museum - OH YEAAAAAAA!!! • Man Hangs up on Winning Lotto Call