Mmm I Like This
89 episodes - English - Latest episode: 28 days ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratingsWhy sit around and celebrate finding love on TV when you can make fun of it instead? Jess, Joel and Thomas breakdown every episode week by week. This trio of reality TV obsessed normies give out roses, name best dressed, and tear asunder their favourite show.
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Finale | 2 Girls 1 Car | Joey Graziadei
March 27, 2024 18:32 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBWell, it's over. Another hetero couple can celebrate love, and against ALL odds some might say. It's down the the final two gals and it's time we give credit where credit is due. Every season when Jesse has to say "this is most insane finale ever, you will NEVER believe it!" it's usually a crock. This finale? What a rollercoaster of events and women's empowerment! These women? Empowered. We have live audiences, we have back to back family meetings with literally no break(?), we have some ...
Episode 10 | Women (Maria) Tell(s) All | Joey Graziadei
March 22, 2024 06:02 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBIt's the best episode of every reality show ever!!!! The reunion! These women truly do tell all. Maria says a lot but, according to the live audience (and us), it's welcomed. The women reunite to rehash the collection of mostly unnecessary and dumb drama like not being old at 31 and throwing the word "bully" around without actually knowing the definition. Some of the women experience consequences for their words and actions and all is seemingly reconciled except for Jess which no one is wo...
Episode 9 | Night of 1000 Ugly Dresses | Joey Graziadei
March 15, 2024 05:29 - 50 minutes - 58.3 MBWho's ready for f*ck week!!!! It's top 3 and we're in Tulum! Is there a Vedanta in Tulum? It would appear not... This week, it's fantasy suites and these girls are ready to get hot 'n heavy without gentle sweet baby angel, Joey. It's a slog this week, we won't lie. HOWEVER, what is NOT a slog is Leslie being the most iconic doubt seed planter we've ever seen. Are you confident? Well, you shouldn't be. Poor Kelsey. Daisy gets some top tier advice from Sandra, and Rachel gets to hang wit...
Episode 8 | In Memoriam | Joey Graziadei
March 07, 2024 21:17 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBJoel is a jet setter this week, so Jess and Thomas take the mic! It's hometowns! How many fun Middle American towns can we see in one episode? Let's find out. Kelsey A brings Joey to NoLa first to meet her family and Thomas gets misty for her charming dad. Those eyes? Help. Daisy takes Joey directly onto the set of a Hallmark movie with her family's Christmas tree farm and intro to every single family member she's ever had finally achieving the parental validation she needed. Questionable...
Episode 7 | Lumber Janes, Polar Plunges, and... Elk Milk? | Joey Graziadei
March 02, 2024 18:58 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBIt's just the boys again this week and we are in Jasper!! It's really down to the wire now with 6 girls left! When did that happen? Heading into hometowns it's serious gals only! Joey doles out the rounds of SECOND 1 on 1's to Daisy and Kelsey A, and the remaining four girls miserably slog through the last group date of the season. Daisy is blessed with the FIRST and seemingly ONLY hot tub date? Choices. The group date is a true Canadian staple of rolling, flipping, and chopping logs and...
Episodes 5 & 6 | Tears, Si's, and Oui's | Joey Graziadei
February 23, 2024 22:22 - 1 hour - 89.6 MBThis week we are SUPERSIZED! It's a double ep, y'all! We travel super internationally from Malta to Spain and most importantly to Canada! The girls are dropping like flies with a combo of three rose ceremonies in two episodes, one self elim, and one humiliating group date departure. I would say "you hate to see it" but we truly are so pleased. The villains have been slain by the slayer herself, Maria. One-on-ones are fairly distributed continually, and the LOSERS who don't get a one-on-o...
Episode 4 | How Can You Be Sad On Vacation? | Joey Graziadei
February 15, 2024 21:26 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBOur glowing Jess is back to round out the trio! The girls head to Malta to meet Joey on the first leg of the international part of the trip! Where's Malta you ask? Your guess is as good as ours. Lexie gets the 1-on-1 and as expected, slays both the date and Joey. Definitely a front-runner. The group date is the biggest piece of confusing LARP/European war cosplay we've ever seen, but power to the girls for letting a big sausage slap them in the face. Our pocket-sized (self-titled) bach l...
Episode 3 | I Think It Might Be Yellow? | Joey Graziadei
February 10, 2024 06:46 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBOur King Babygirl is at it again! This week, it's just the boys and, as usual, it's a fight for who talks more about these divas. We're officially in the thick of the show AND this week is our last week of "who is she?" so you know it's getting good. It's the war of the century between the delusional queen, Sydney, and the literal queen of the universe, Maria. We're team Maria OBVIOUSLY. The two group dates are a pageant (barf) and a tennis tourney! (slay). We get some stand outs with Lex...
Episode 2 | It's Not Red Velvet.. | Joey Graziadei
February 01, 2024 06:28 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBThe rollercoaster continues! We're almost to the point where we know everyone's name, but not quite there. That girl in the centre to the left? Never seen her a day in my life! The girls have moved into the mansion and the dates start! Who get's the first 1 on 1 but America's SWEETHEART (key word being America's and not ours) but who couldn't love a pretty blonde girl who wears a cross and works for an NGO. Joey for sure does so far. The standouts start to edge out of the pack. Maria skyr...
Premier | A Lust For Life | Joey Graziadei
January 26, 2024 08:39 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBWe are SO back, baby. Your favourite bestie trio return to the HOT mic to talk about the most babygirl bachelor we have ever had? Joey meets 32 women and kisses QUITE a few. We get to meet these ladies, and boy oh boy do we get some first impressions. Jess welcomes in a new namesake to the fold. How does she stand up next to Bird Bones? You'll just have to listen to find out! A fantastic start to a great season. Good luck, Joey! -- Hit us up on social! Instagram @WeHateTheBachelor WeHa...
Finale 2/2 | It's Giving Fiancé | GB + Paradise 9
December 13, 2023 21:13 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBSo, what now? No more beach? No more sun? No more crying? What will we do for 6 weeks? Jess leaves Joel and Thomas this week to helm the finale themselves and with the unintentional pride party style, there's no complaints from them! It's the final days on the beach, and TRULY who would have guessed Eliza & Aaron + Kat & John Henry would be the last two couples? NOT US. The singles start to drop like flies and exit paradise expeditiously. Jess has to be told she's not needed on the beach ...
Episode 9 + Finale 1/2 | Playing Paradise | GB + Paradise 9
December 06, 2023 22:26 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBWell, it's (almost) over. Gerry has chosen his woman and nobody is surprised. The Hollywood Reporter published and articale painting him in a darker light and nobody is surprised. Rachel get's humiliated and nobody is surprised. WHAT A WEEK!! We say this every time but truly what a f*cking week. In a heart-wrenching, skin crawling, and major cringe inducing episode, we see Gerry really fumble the bag at the end of his journey. There is of course a happy couple, but the happy couple we wa...
Episode 8 | Knockin' Boots | GB + Paradise 9
November 22, 2023 23:03 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBHappy f*ck week! It's fantasy suite time for our good old Golden Bach Boy, Gerry, and we finally get to travel overseas! Welcome to Costa Rica! Talk about knowing your demo... Leslie and Theresa continue to showcase how they're both perfect for Gerry in their own unique ways, and Theresa finally comes off as a chill gal. Thomas couldn't be happier. Clock that instagram shop two-piece pj set. On the beach, Blake's entire reality gets shattered to pieces when his ex, also known as Katie Th...
Episode 7 | To Love | GB + Paradise 9
November 15, 2023 23:26 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBWe have crested the hill which is the final stretch of our season! This week, the golden ladies tell all, but mostly all about Susan's gas. We get a few hot seats with two of the most impactful losses, and Gerry shows up looking so incredibly melancholic. We couldn't believe it. Also it's time to celebrate the ONLY trip this season. See you next week in Costa Rica! At the beach, Corpse Bride digs her decomposing claws into sweet poor innocent baby child John Henry, and Olivia is NOT hav...
Episode 6 | Such Different Personalities (But One Good Mench) | GB + Paradise 9
November 08, 2023 22:12 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBWe really are seated for a roller coaster this season. In what would seem to be some of the most boring episodes of the season, our fabulous trio of hosts seem to talk.. the most? Of any episode? Figure that one out. In Gerry's world we're at Hometowns! How many grand kids can be produced to ask a stranger if he's in love with their grandma? We see Faith for who she really is, a horsegirl. We see Theresa for who she really is, a frail baby woman; and we see Leslie for who she really is, a...
Episode 5 | This is Goofy; This is Life | GB + Paradise 9
November 01, 2023 23:30 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBI know we say this every week, BUT... What. A. Week. Jess returns to round out the trio this week! The axe continues to drop HARD on Golden Bach as Gerry tearfully sends three women home leaving only THREE left for hometowns/fantasy suites/Gerry's hometowns. Faith gets a once in a lifetime 1 on 1 in a helicopter, in a hot tub, and on a yacht. We couldn't be more jealous. The rest of the ladies and Gerry let out their inner child at an amusement park on the pier, and Theresa looks as if...
Episode 4 | You Can't Handle The Truth!...Box | GB + Paradise 9
October 26, 2023 01:35 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBWell well well! Look what happens when you change your mind on Brayden. Karma delivers! This week, it's just the gays to breakdown what has become the most explosive episode of Paradise this season! Gerry's up first and his gaggle of gals are not as limbered up as they should have been for what could be the most intense sports tournament Bachelor Nation has ever seen - pickleball. These women left nothing on the court! Sandra even dove into the crowd! Leslie gets the 1 on 1 and we get to...
Episode 3 | ASKN 4 Signs | GB + Paradise 9
October 19, 2023 02:01 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBWhat a week! These grannies are finally bringing the heat! Joel returns to round out the fab trio and we couldn't be happier. Gerry continues to thin the herd by putting these women up for a talent show supported by what is probably the largest audience for anything in Bachelor nation. These poor women. We get standouts, and our winner of the dinner is Joan! GORGEOUS STUNNING JOAN! Alas, it is a short-lived high as she has to self elim to go be a mom. The ladies could NOT relate more so w...
Episode 2 | Placeholding Will Make Us Stronger | GB + Paradise 9
October 12, 2023 01:29 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBIt's a solemn week this week. Our shining and radiant podcast trio is down to two as Joel has contracted some sort of plague. Fear not as Jess and Thomas are there to pick up the slack! This week, Gerry takes our gal Theresa on a date to a retro 50's diner we're SURE bring back very real memories for both of them. Theresa wants to learn Italian to go travel Italy and Gerry is into it and Thomas just cries daily for them. The women throw him a surprise birthday party and the cast continues...
Episode 1 | Vibes | GB + Paradise 9
October 05, 2023 20:09 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBWe. Are. So. Back!! Jess, Joel, and Thomas are seated and READY to celebrate old people in love.. and also young people in love.. triangles. We have TWO shows to follow up on every week. It's work.. but we got y'all. This week we welcome Gerry as our first Golden Bachelor, along with DROVES of gorgeous iconic women over 50. Do we all believe in love again because of this show? Hopefully. Buckle up for a LIST of new nicknames for these iconic women and don't worry, there will be no pun...
Finale | Actually, Some Doubts | Charity Lawson
August 25, 2023 00:28 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBWe did it, Joe. In a not-at-all-surprising finale, Charity has got her man AND the clarity she needed. What a (short) ride it has been for us. One International Trip for love, one new Bachelor, and one humiliated white girl (we pray for the girl who wasn't Leia). We are FED this week! Charity shows us exactly what she was like when she was a teenager with her mom. The BiP preview? OBSESSED. Join us to laugh, cry (just Thomas), and celebrate a much deserved break before we are bombarded...
Episode 8 | Br*yden Tells All -- FP | Charity Lawson
August 20, 2023 18:20 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBWere we surprised? That Big Loser Boy got most of the screen time? Jess is back this week to round out the trio for Tell All! In a mostly uneventful night, Jesse Palmer seems to show the most personality we've ever seen. Does it mean we accept him into the fold? Absolutely not. Ted Bundy makes a jump scare appearance in the back row and sitting next to him is a man you couldn't convince us was on this season. The two pick-me's get in a fun little tiff and Sean embarrasses himself further ...
Episode 7 | Clarity For Charity | Charity Lawson
August 10, 2023 23:09 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBIt's your favourite gay boy duo this week!! Jess is away so Joel and Thomas helm the podcast for you all. If you like talking at 150 words per second and gay shrieking, you're in luck. We're in Fiji!!! OUR FIRST INTERNATIONAL TRIP. AT THE END OF THE SEASON. Charity is not one to cheap out on! It's sex week! As we so lovingly refer to it, and 2/3 boys absolutely nail it.. literally. Xavier shows his whole ass in the span of 30 seconds and Charity deals with this loser exactly how she shoul...
Episode 6 | Uncle Joe's Double Fault | Charity Lawson
August 03, 2023 07:56 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBThis week on American Truck Simulator we travel ALL over the Great 50! Could we be more sick of the USA? Hometowns week! Charity has four fabulous families to meet and impress and we know she will absolutely SLAY. She delivers every week. Four hometowns means at LEAST four new lewks and Charity absolutely NAILS the fits for these family intros. Whose family offered a Nigerian wedding? Whose family completely sabotaged a relationship? Guess you will just have to tune in to find out! -- H...
Episode 5 | Sean HasBeen | Charity Lawson
July 28, 2023 07:12 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBPre-Hometown week!! Dominatrix Charity really going strong this week. Queen of edging. We're in NoLa this week! AND WE SEE THEM EAT. ON CAMERA. Can you believe it? We get repeat 1 on 1's, Aaron meltdowns, Sean meltdowns, and a calm, cool, collected Tanner. What a legend. Charity pulls out some show-stopping looks, and she and Dotun truly already just look like a couple so in love. We love to see it. Tiny baby boys have meltdowns and red wine mouths and we get a glimmer of memory from our...
Episode 4 | This Is Cashmere | Charity Lawson
July 21, 2023 04:38 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBHave you ever felt vindicated through television? 'Cuz we have! This week we jump cut to Washington state! Where are all the Oceanside bells and whistles at? The boys cozy up in a gorgeous PNW style cabin all too familiar to our gorgeous host trio while (we assume) Charity has her own chalet deep in the Sasquatch-infested woods. We have good dates! We have girl scouts! We have humiliation! We have heartbreak! Dotun and Xavier get the 1 on 1's this week with Dotun and Charity facing their...
Episode 3 | It's Just So Aloha | Charity Lawson
July 13, 2023 19:35 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBAre you ready, Ken? Let's head to the Dreamhouse! It's Barbie week on The Bachelorette and Charity leans majorly into theme. We couldn't be happier. This week, the boys get completely gaslit into getting excited for the first trip of the season to.. Oceanside..California. Like we're not even taking a plane. Brayden get's a 1 on 1 and one massive collective groan can be heard across the nation as Charity starts to put on her clown nose.. and shoes.. with these date choices. They ride a he...
Episode 2 | Speedos, Feather Earrings, and Daughters At Home | Charity Lawson
July 06, 2023 06:12 - 1 hour - 56 MBWe carry on back to format! This week, Charity gives out two group dates, one obvious 1 on 1, and one secret 1 on 1! Aaron B gets the first 1 on 1 by way of what we assume to be an alphabetical system, but who knows for sure. He wins a slow cruise to the Hollywood sign and the most boring dinner of our lives. The boys split up into two group dates and the theme of the week? Embarrassment. One group has to play dodgeball in tiny neon speedos, and the other group has to kiss their hands in f...
Episode 1 | Wowza | Charity Lawson
June 30, 2023 01:51 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBWell well well! Here we go again! 25 men, one gorgeous angel, and one 44 year old host. Your favourite award winning podcast trio is back to eviscerate America's best and brightest attention seekers! It's night one for Ms. Charity Lawson and we are S E A T E D to see which of these men peak her interest. We've got tennis pros (hot), we've got mortgage lenders (boring), and we've got..pro wrestlers?... (with awful goatees). Buckle up and get excited for a new season of tears, cackles, an...
Pre-Season | Boys, Boys, Boys | Charity Lawson
June 15, 2023 03:13 - 52 minutes - 47.5 MBGuess who's back in the house?! Your favourite "award-winning" podcast trio has returned to analyze and eviscerate a collection of (mostly) hot (mostly) young fresh Bachelor Nation meat all vying for the heart of our innocent beautiful Charity. Thomas, Jess, and Joel return to the mic this week to break down each of the men's profiles (courtesy of Today.com) and give their first impressions on who they think is worthy of Charity's love, time, eye contact, etc. Pour yourself a BIG glass of...
Finale | Billowing Red Flags | Zach Shallcross
March 31, 2023 02:26 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBWell, we made it! In an absolute UNSHOCKING finish, our big nostrilled over-thinker has chosen his "best friend." In this incredible finale, Zach get's raked through the coals TWICE by our two runner-ups and Thomas, Jess, and Joel can't get over it. Ariel completely eviscerates him followed by Gabi twisting the knife and (hopefully) instilling so much guilt to bounce around in the otherwise echo chamber that is Zach's mind. We get to see America's parents, Megan and "Chiap," one last time...
Episode 10 | Sawadee Ka, Zach! Let's Get "Hibited" | Zach Shallcross
March 24, 2023 02:40 - 1 hour - 61 MBThere's nothing our delusional trio of hosts loves more than an opportunity to live up to their namesake. Boy oh BOY do we hate the Bach this week. We're in Thailand for sex("less") week and Zach decides to literally be the biggest idiot Bach Nation has ever seen. In a Jesus-loving effort, he seems to set stupid rules for himself and breaks them immediately. Men, are we right? Ariel dodges a Vanilla/Missionary/T-Shirt On bullet and presumably, the only girl who gets to "have sex together"...
Episodes 8 & 9 | Emotional Crescendo | Zach Shallcross
March 18, 2023 06:55 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBThomas and Joel hold down the fort as a duo this week and, as usual, no one is surprised it is shaking out to be our longest episode to date. The theme of this week is "double" as our two favourite gay Bachelor fans break down TWO hard hitting weeks in the Bach Universe: Hometowns and Women Tell All. Hometowns are seemingly uneventful as Thomas and Joel focus more on which of our four finalists has the hottest brother. Spoiler alert, it's not Gabi. Most of the families hit it out of the ...
Episode 7 | A Glass Cube in the Desert | Zach Shallcross
March 09, 2023 21:53 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBThe herd continues to thin! We arrive in yet ANOTHER romantic European city this week! The epitome of romance some might say (Zach). Where's Greer you may ask? Well she was left in Estonia to fend for her own life it would seem. Kaity is the first to get the SECOND 1-on-1 and the loudest groan can be heard across the world. These two plain cheeseburgers are so in love it's gross. Just end it for all of us at this point. We hear about how silly and goofy Zach is but still have yet to expe...
Episode 6 | If The Shoe Fits... | Zach Shallcross
March 04, 2023 03:05 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBThen lace that bitch up! Your Emmy award winning delusional trio is back with another week of questioning Zach's perspective of romance. We're in Estonia this week! Anyone else feel like they're in Frozen? Just Brooklyn? Alright. Charity get's a redeeming 1 on 1 which we are VERY pleased about, and to no one's surprise, she SLAYS the looks. Twirl your bangs, girl! Corpse Bride emerges as the new villain and Brooklyn is here to cut a bitch DOWN! We love to see it. The group date goes witch...
Episode 5 | Closing The Quarter | Zach Shallcross
February 24, 2023 06:08 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MBPip pip, cheerio, and all that, we're in London! According to Zach, the most romantic city in the world! Who could say no to dirty streets, too many lads, and bad teeth? We travel from a literal PARADISE to a grey hell hole this week and it just doesn't get any better throughout the week. Gabi gets the princess/spoil date and Greer couldn't be more upset because that's her love language. Her love language is being a spoiled brat. Dresses, JIMY CHOO SHOES, jewelry, Gabi is for sure "not" b...
Episode 4 | BahamaPapa | Zach Shallcross
February 19, 2023 04:33 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBIt's just the Delusional Duo this week! Joel is on a little fun trip, so it's just two faves. This week, we head to the Bahamas to.. evidently showcase Zach's perspiration issues. HOWEVER, we are here for fun bathing suits. We've got 1 on 1's, we've got unnecessary tears, we've got threats of fist fighting? We actually don't, but apparently SOMEONE (Anastasia) likes to misconstrue our favourite one liner of all time: "Can I steal you for a sec?" This week's blessed two are the newly name...
Episode 3 | Host, Age 44 | Zach Shallcross
February 10, 2023 06:18 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBChyrons make the world go 'round. This week, our trio begins to really lean into the return to format for Zach's season. This is our first episode with two 1 on 1's and we see the comeback of the.. beloved(?) Bachelor Bowl. The girls go head to head to fight for the cocktail party and our girl Anastasia plays the game right with an immediate "injury." We begin to thin the herd as girls begin to send themselves home or get kicked to the curb by a surprisingly articulate and confident Zach. H...
Episode 2 | Sometimes Bad B*tches Do Cry | Zach Shallcross
February 06, 2023 00:14 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBAny bad bitches in the house? Anyone? This week, the producers are generously giving EVERY girl a date with Zach whether that be 1 on 1 or group. What did this crop of girls do to deserve such generosity? Is it the 3" barrel curls? The lack of hip movement? The "bad bitch energy"? Latto shows up to coach the girls on confidence and self worth, and we see the return of some of Bach's baddest bitches in the GAME: Victoria F, Tahzjuan, and Courtney. Who's badder than a soft voiced whiner i...
Episode 1 | "Do I Deserve This? I Don't Know..." | Zach Shallcross
February 01, 2023 23:14 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBListen. What better way to express how we feel about Zach than to be 5 days late to upload? We will not apologize (It is Thomas' fault but don't tell him we know). Your fave trio is back with a new season and we are ready to hate Zach this entire time. We will not apologize for this either. We are called "We Hate The Bachelor" after all! Zach meets 30 gals and the beige-off ensues. How many girls can genuinely find him attractive? How many girls were TRULY excited he was The Bachelor? How ...
Finale | Ciao (it means "hi" in Italian) | Paradise 8
November 25, 2022 23:06 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBWe made it, kids! After 16 LOOOOONG episodes, we are flying out of paradise. Bittersweet is the vibe of the week. Our trio is reunited as Thomas returns from his trip just in time to celebrate the expected engagement between Brandon and Serene, but all three nervously giggle at the other "strongest couple" Victoria and Johnny.. Who would have thought? Truly none of us. In a Bachelor first, we get an "after the final rose" style reunion where 90% of the beachgoers were seemingly there for....
Episode 13 & 14 | It's Chocolate | Paradise 8
November 19, 2022 20:11 - 1 hour - 67 MBWe're nearing the finish line!!! This week, Jess and Joel take the helm while Thomas attends a business trip in Palm Springs. Did he go to Stagecoach? Only time will tell. Eliza's whirlwind "international" trip to Baltimore backfires when Justin ultimately chooses himself as a real King should, and Eliza learns to trust her gut instead of her Lord of The Flies beach mates' choices for HER life! Sorry babes. Victoria names the new potential love triangles forming "Battle of the Cougars" an...
Episode 12 | My Sister in Christ, I am 33 | Paradise 8
November 14, 2022 02:42 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBOnly one episode this week and our lovely trio still find a way to talk over each other for an hour straight. Impressive, really. This week, Kate main characters herself in and out of a potential love triangle, and Thomas and Jess are living for every sound byte she is providing. Eliza makes the worst decision in Paradise history, but in a tear-soaked turn of events, dumps her choice AND flies to Baltimore to make amends. Rodney is weirdly and cultish-ly supported by the entire beach in a...
Episode 10 & 11 | Twin Schticks, Rat Science, and Cancer Dogs | Paradise 8
November 08, 2022 03:13 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBAre we done yet? We're not? There are still 4 episodes to go? Someone call 911. This week, relationships are tested and our three lovely hosts try and figure out what a relationship is and what a test is. In the Paradise setting. One of Bachelorette's worst men arrives on the scene to "shake things up" and it's quite possibly the most self-sabotaging experience we have ever seen on television. #JusticeForRambo It's a week(s) full of love triangles, crying, bonfires, great teeth, and STIL...
Episode 8 & 9 | Whipped Up In The Shanaedo | Paradise 8
October 29, 2022 07:47 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBIt's Geometry Beach, baby! This week the girls return to the beach and we mournfully say our goodbyes to the Vidanta. Some reunions lead to stronger connections and tearful reconciliations, while others result in the Shanaedo tearing through Paradise. Thomas gives JillChin the farewell she deserves with no support from Jess and Joel, but all ends well when Tyler arrives on the beach to bring the trio together. Brittany continues to prove she is the most mature and well spoken one on this...
Episode 6 & 7 | JillChin Goes Full Unhinged | Paradise 8
October 24, 2022 08:29 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB***Edit** - Re-Uploaded with the right week! The Bachelor Historian is back! This week Jess and Thomas welcome the long awaited return of Joel, the self proclaimed "bringer of positivity" to the Pod! Finally we get a week where multiple things actually happen to talk about, so much so this has got to be the longest episode so far! Sorry about that... Michael gets way too much screen time and in the process, knocks himself down off of Jess and Thomas' pedestal of Bach contestant perfection...
Episode 4 & 5 | Thanks, Dr. Kira | Paradise 8
October 16, 2022 20:53 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBCan you believe we live in a world where Kira thinks Jacob feels like home? What a CROCK! Week two without Joel, and Jess and Thomas are honestly doing so well. This week, Genevieve embarrasses herself by ditching Paradise's best man and honestly? We support a single and mingle ready Justin. The Pizza King arrives on the beach looking for his Pizza Queen and Brittany proves to be a Queen of something, but it ain't pizza, it's SWERVE, baby! Jess and Thomas spend a lot of time outlining th...
Episode 2 & 3 | Bestie Bros (Big Facts) | Paradise 8
October 12, 2022 06:39 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBWhat a week. Late uploads, too many hours of Paradise in one sitting, and Canadian Thanksgiving can try to bring us down!! But they won't!! This week, Jess and Thomas helm the mic with Joel on vacation, and boy oh boy is he missing out. Jacob becomes a makeout slut, Romeo experiences consequences for his actions, and Jess and Thomas' boyfriends come down the stairs together, are we surprised? Genevieve and Shanae talk without getting in a fist fight which shocks all of us more than anyt...
Episode 1 | The Wonky Eyelash | Paradise 8
October 01, 2022 06:50 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBWE ARE BACK BABY! The beach has been calling our names and boy oh boy did we answer the call. What a crop of HOTTIES. For the first time in Paradise history, the men out hot the women. Can you believe? With Michael A and Andrew S there... we definitely can. ANOTHER Paradise first.. Thomas doesn't like a bitchy unlikeable character. Is he feeling okay? We can only hope. Jess and Joel GUSH over Lace's return and the three of them are so parched for Michael A that someone should call the po...
Episode 11 & 12 | "Rachel, Can We Speak?" *finger points aggressively* | Gabby and Rachel
September 23, 2022 23:33 - 1 hour - 159 MBWell... we made it. It's over. Jess, Joel, and Thomas reflect on an exhausting season of crying, laughter, crying, one-shoulder dresses, fake hair, and crying. Rachel DEFINITELY got what she wanted.. no matter the cost. Was it worth it? The level of DESTRUCTION she drops on Tino blows us all away, and Gabby get's her big handed man. Yet again, an hour episode seems daunting at first until these three open their big mouths. Are any of us surprised at this point? Tune into this season's fi...