We really are seated for a roller coaster this season. In what would seem to be some of the most boring episodes of the season, our fabulous trio of hosts seem to talk.. the most? Of any episode? Figure that one out.


In Gerry's world we're at Hometowns! How many grand kids can be produced to ask a stranger if he's in love with their grandma?

We see Faith for who she really is, a horsegirl. We see Theresa for who she really is, a frail baby woman; and we see Leslie for who she really is, a hot mama.


Gerry shows his entire hand of cards confessing his love for TWO of the three women to their face, and even in front of one of their families.. it's weird.

In a shocking turn of events, we ELIMINATE the back to format praises as we are left edged for the final rose.


At the beach, Corpse Bride continues to experience consequences for her actions and also continues to completely miss the point. Bitch is out to lunch.


We get a few new arrivals at the beach to stir up some couple drama and for Bird Bones and Rach, it's looking rocky my friends. Charity also makes a celeb appearance to ruin Aaron B's life and we honestly can't wait.


Want some personal stories? Some obnoxious screaming? Cackles? You're in the right place, as usual.


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