Chyrons make the world go 'round. This week, our trio begins to really lean into the return to format for Zach's season. This is our first episode with two 1 on 1's and we see the comeback of the.. beloved(?) Bachelor Bowl. The girls go head to head to fight for the cocktail party and our girl Anastasia plays the game right with an immediate "injury."

We begin to thin the herd as girls begin to send themselves home or get kicked to the curb by a surprisingly articulate and confident Zach. He is NOT playing around and will send anyone home at the hint of drama or an inkling of sparks dimming. RIP Morning Bailynn. 

ChristinaMandrell gets what's coming to her as the girls let her know what's up, ie: shut the f*ck up and stop making every moment about yourself.  Kaity and Aly rejoice in their 1 on 1 time with Zach and, surprising all of us, edge their way to frontrunner status. Thomas, Jess, and Joel have had their top spots shaken right up! 

Which beige queen will edge out the rest? Will Bird Bones' shoulders continue to hold the weight of her fake dress chains? Will Gabi pee herself again? We're tuned in to find out.


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