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Episode 9 & 10 | These White Men Are Sweaty | Gabby & Rachel

September 16, 2022 21:23 - 57 minutes - 52.1 MB

Miss us last week? Just a HINT of research would have shown that there are still WEEKS to come for what feels like the longest season in Bachelor history to be OVER. With that said, Bienvenidos!! We arrive in Mexico, presumably STEPS from Sayulita's BiP resort and we couldn't be sweatier. This week, Rachel and Gabby finally "get it in" and strengthen those connections in prep for a proposal! Erich shows us that even unbearably hot people have insecurities and Thomas couldn't feel more val...

Episode 8 | Men "Tell All" | Gabby & Rachel

September 02, 2022 16:06 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MB

One week to go before we see.. maybe one man propose!! This week, the men get back together to bully Roby back into his place, worship Nate's respect for women, and Meatball continues to... nail home what his name means.. like we get it. Jess, Thomas, and Joel dig DEEP in their social skills to talk about one of the most boring Tell Alls in Bachelor history, and yet again.. Rachel disappoints with the dress choices. Will she ever learn what to do with her hands? Hit us up on social! I...

Episode 7 | Hometown Horrors | Gabby & Rachel

August 26, 2022 04:38 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MB

Get your tissues ready, fam, we're in for a ROUGH week here. Thomas and Joel take the reigns this week while Jess goes and touches grass! Hometowns are this week, and boy oh boy are we in for some DARK subject matter. It's difficult when your love language is words of affirmation but you're trying to break up with someone, are we right, Rachel? Johnny shows us that maybe his hair is just a Florida thing, Jason's dad can't stop crying, and Tino's parents truly assault Rachel and Tino on nat...

Episode 6 | "Baby-back Bitch" | Gabby & Rachel

August 18, 2022 20:53 - 1 hour - 57 MB

Hallo, Amsterdam! We've got canals, we've got tulips, we've got clogs, and we've got windmills which seem to be all that Americans think exists in The Netherlands. Thomas continues to drool over Tyler and his perfect body, while Jess and Joel lean in another direction. This week, Gabby SHOCKS us with an unexpected break-up and Rachel continues her good fashion streak and we couldn't be more proud (of Rachel). We learn that all of Gabby's men are a selfish/bad lay and Rachel's got all the g...

Episode 5 | The Glow Up | Gabby & Rachel

August 12, 2022 20:07 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

Oh how the tables have turned! This week, Jess, Joel, and Thomas REVEL in Rachel's long-awaited glow-up. Make-up? On point. Hair? On point. LOOKS? This bitch got it on LOCK now. We couldn't be prouder. We arrive in Bruges and enjoy all that Belgium has to offer! Which ABC thinks is.. only chocolate. Oh, also L*gan is here and thinks this season is about him which, if we weren't mistaken, is not correct. The group date(s) yield some strong connections and these 1 on 1s are getting steamy (re...

Episode 4 | Le Biceps | Gabby & Rachel

August 05, 2022 05:33 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

Bonjour! We're here to do everything stereotypically French in Paris this week! First trip of the season!! And it's... an empty cruise ship!! Thomas, Jess, and Joel finally get into the thick of these contenders for the ladies' hearts and audibly GASP at Tyler's body and we are here for it. The pride we feel in Rachel finally hitting her fashion stride is unparalleled (except by Gabby's rose ceremony look, sorry babe). Pull up a chair and listen to these three cackle, shout, beg for spon...

Episode 3 | Mother of the Bride Dresses, Gabby's "Morals," and America's Grandpa | Gabby & Rachel

July 28, 2022 20:41 - 1 hour - 57.7 MB

What a week for women's rights! Thomas, Jess, and Joel sit down to dissect the power dynamic in this season and scream at ABC's choices as a network. The women finally take back the power.. sort of, and we lose some hotties from the house of men. Diet Coke Grocery Store Joe makes some BOLD statements (according to Gabby), and Erich has the worst first date of his life. How fun for us all! Hit us up on socials! Instagram - @WeHateTheBachelor | Twitter - @WeHateTheBach | Gmail - WeHateTheBach...

Episode 2 | Release The Bulge | Gabby & Rachel

July 22, 2022 20:06 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MB

The trio is all back together! What a.. slow? week? Gabby & Rachel start their 1 on 1's and Rachel lives in disappointment from her own preconceived expectations. These girls stand up against the QUICKEST in and out villain of the last few seasons, and Rachel finally looks good in clothes provided to her from the presumably DISRESPECTFUL wardrobe crew. Feeling blessed to finally know the men's names now we have an appropriate pool to remember. Hit us up on Instagram - @WeHateTheBachelor T...

Episode 1 | We're Back! | "Boys are dumb" | Gabby & Rachel

July 15, 2022 19:05 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

Miss us? Don't remember us? WELL WE'RE BACK! Thomas & Jess, and now FULL-TIME co-host, Joel are back to make off-colour comments about your favourite mid-western white women, men, and anyone else in between. This week, Joel and Thomas kick-start the new season with the "never in history ever dramatic blah" DOUBLE Bachelorettes! Tune in for mediocre men, Thomas flip-flopping like no one's listening, and quite possibly the funniest line to come out of a Bachelorette's mouth in Bach history....

Super Mushy, Lovey Dovey Happy Heteros

October 14, 2021 04:08 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

It WAS Paradise! This week, Thomas and Jess reminisce over the season, say goodbye to some "strong" couples, and question Becca's taste in men. Ed really tries his best to f*ck Mykenna before the day is done and Anna get's heartbroken AGAIN. What a run we had. Who would have thought by the end of this season of Paradise we would have THREE engaged couples, and Kenny was in one of them. Wild times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Becca's Dirty Feet

October 14, 2021 02:05 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

This week, Joel fills in for Jess and James & Anna turn into human churros? Tensions are high as Paradise starts to come to a close. Who will stay together? Who will leave Paradise single? Who will wash their feet? Not Becca, that's for sure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like Two Christmas Hams

September 28, 2021 19:49 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MB

This week, the cancer of Paradise is gone! Thomas and Jess assess Ed's level of hotness and where he stands on the list of Paradise men. Coming in this late isn't easy for Demar and Ed! Mari and Kenny have the most disgusting food themed date we've ever seen, and a storm brews in Paradise. We aren't just talking about the weather. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Selective Gaslighting, Follower Counts, and NOT Chris' Car

September 22, 2021 01:53 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

MISSED US? Don't fret, we're still here! After some very busy personal/work lives, Thomas and Jess and are back and ready to dissect what can only be described as the two worst men to ever be on reality tv. This week, our two favourite hosts go over three BiP episodes with the heaviest cloud to ever hang over Paradise. The ONLY rule of Bachelor is: BE SINGLE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's BiP-lical

September 04, 2021 22:59 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

What a week!! Love triangles begin to surface as Tammy learns her actions have consequences. "Chad and Brad" come in to shake up the secure couples, and Mari shows her age (ass) real quick. Birthdays, drama, ex-bachelorettes, and boring southerners coming at ya! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lots of body-ody-odies

August 27, 2021 00:28 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

WHEW! It is S T E A M Y this week! Thomas and Jess are absolutely FLOORED with the palpable sexual tension in the air. We have Demi, we have Thomas, we have Riley, it is SPICY y'all! Rose ceremonies, tears, pathetic desperate attempts to stay.. it's all there!! First night in the "boom boom room" who is it gonna be? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Makeout Central

August 22, 2021 21:56 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MB

Paradise is back baby! We couldn't be more thrilled. This week, Thomas and Jess get overwhelmed with 23 contestants on the first day, *someone* turns on Abigail, and there is a record number of first night makeouts. Get ready for an explosive season of love triangles, "Goddesses," and naked 40 year olds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Are Officially Blake Stans

August 17, 2021 00:59 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

We are here to refresh you pre-BiP launch! Can you believe it? This week, Thomas and Jess are graced by Joel's presence for a tipsy finale to end all seasons. What's the aftermath of the Gregxit? Why is Blake so hot to us? These are the hard hitting questions your wonderful hosts answer on this extra long final episode of Katie's season. Buckle up.

We Are Officially Blake Stans

August 17, 2021 00:59 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

We are here to refresh you pre-BiP launch! Can you believe it? This week, Thomas and Jess are graced by Joel's presence for a tipsy finale to end all seasons. What's the aftermath of the Gregxit? Why is Blake so hot to us? These are the hard hitting questions your wonderful hosts answer on this extra long final episode of Katie's season. Buckle up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Gregxit

August 06, 2021 06:56 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

WHAT A WEEK!!!! Are you a mess? We're a mess! This week, Thomas and Jess go over "hometowns." Thomas continuously drags production for their lack of effort in Canadian representation, Jess turns on Greg, and both of them completely forget about Justin. Still missing Michael A.... What does Greg's dramatic leave mean for Blake (and Justin)? We have more one week until we find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bromance Is Here To Stay

July 31, 2021 01:16 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

This week all of our hearts break at Michael A choosing his own family over Katie. Can't relate. Thomas and Jess are fully blown away at the audacity of Connor to make out with a random during COVID and gush over Andrew's Bachelor audition. We are mere WEEKS away from BiP. Can. Not. Wait. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wo-Wo No Mo'

July 25, 2021 21:47 - 56 minutes - 51.2 MB

Jess is back y'all! This week we get down to the wire and Katie gets to her final 4! Thomas and Jess finally know everyone's names this week, and they break down the last group date of the season! Another perfect episode format comin' at you! So close to BiP.. Thomas and Jess are foaming at the bit for Paradise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bro Police, Valet Coats and Gay Excellence

July 16, 2021 16:48 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

Put your ear plugs in because this week Thomas is joined by fellow loud gay, Joel! The glue that holds Jess and Thomas together joins us this week to fill in for the irreplaceable hostess. What a week for Joel to join, too, as queer excellence Shea Coulee and Monet X Change help Katie decipher who is here for her and who is a short liar with bad tattoos (looking at you, Hunter.) The perfect episode format continues as we get closer and closer to seeing our favourite boys on BiP! Hosted on ...

Katie Said We Could Come

July 10, 2021 02:21 - 51 minutes - 47.2 MB

The DREAM episode!! This week, Thomas and Jess revel in the perfect episode format. Two 1 on 1s and a group date with a rose ceremony to cap it off? Iconic. Our wonderful hosts break down if they truly like Blake or not and things get hot when the men get physical on this week's group date. Finally we don't have to ask "who is that?" about the boys in the back row anymore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Demonsterized?"

July 06, 2021 19:07 - 37 minutes - 33.9 MB

Your Bachelor audition ends here! This week, Thomas and Jess analyze Thomas (the contestant) and his WILD body language/newly created vocabulary, Tayshia's multiple appearances sends Thomas (the host) off the deep end, and both of them become Blake fans? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Is Officially A Michael A. Stan Podcast

June 24, 2021 20:19 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

Buckle up and get the tissues ready because we are CRYING this week. Thomas and Jess join the group therapy session, deeply analyze Thomas (the contestant) and his ability to literally say nothing while spewing out a paragraph of words, and BOTH cry at Michael's excitement to "experience love twice." Michael A for Bachelor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Karl Is Not Motivating Us

June 17, 2021 19:38 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MB

We're in it!! Katie's first 1 on 1. This week, Thomas continues to be bored by the white dudes, BOTH Jess and Thomas drool over Aaron as usual, and Karl proves to be the most insufferable contestant on this season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Catboy Fever

June 14, 2021 03:43 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

Part 2 of our double premier! This week, Jess and Thomas rejoice in the lack of Chr*s H*rrison. Thomas realizes he can't stand Kaitlyn Bristowe, but Tayshia comes in to save the day, and the two of them question what is real when Katie makes out with a cat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katie's Season - Average White Men, "Diversity," And A Dude In A Box.

June 14, 2021 03:39 - 39 minutes - 90.4 MB

A 2 part premier!! This week, Jess and Thomas blind react to the profiles of Katie Thurston's suitors. Who's the hottest? Who has the dumbest job? Who looks like their father's attorney will be calling us? You'll just have to wait and see. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We All Knew It Was Coming But We're Still Disappointed

June 08, 2021 18:23 - 43 minutes - 40 MB

The dreaded final rose. This week, Thomas and Jess trek HARD through the muddy wasteland that is R*chael and Matt's boring final dates. Matt continues to disrespect Michelle with the inability to be vaguely present for her and her feelings. Thomas and Jess are ready for Bachelorette. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bangitty Bang

June 08, 2021 18:20 - 41 minutes - 38 MB

This week, Matt and the remaining women get DOWN. Thomas and Jess breakdown Matt's inability to open up to anyone else other than R*chael, we fall more in love with Bri, and Michelle proves to be the best match for Mr. James. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Victoria CLEARLY Has No Regrets

May 25, 2021 02:34 - 39 minutes - 35.8 MB

This week, Thomas and Jess endure the worst tell all in Bachelor history, Victoria is as delusional as ever, and we're ALL surprised at how everyone is on Victoria's side all of a sudden? Can we talk about Matt's awful beard? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It Takes a Confident Man to Wear White Pants

May 25, 2021 02:31 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MB

This week, Thomas and Jess analyze the sad attempts at Home-towns, Serena P is forced to eat the most atrocious poutine on this Earth, and Rachael drives the ugliest car known to man. Can anyone believe how stunning Bri's mom is? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cleaning House

May 23, 2021 20:38 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

This week, Thomas and Jess board the Heather Hate Train, everyone excuses themselves from the competition, and Serena C really tries to get some air time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Justice for Magi

May 23, 2021 20:35 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MB

This week, Thomas and Jess can't stand hearing "I preach harmony" any longer, Thomas confesses his love for Bri, and the most devastating elimination ROCKS the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pantysoup for a Prayer

May 23, 2021 20:32 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MB

This week, Thomas and Jess rejoice in the trash being taken out, MJ begins her delusion, and Victoria makes an idiot of herself (as usual). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shake Up

May 23, 2021 20:29 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MB

This week, Thomas and Jess are exhausted from even more women joining the house. Victoria shows her true disgusting colours, and Thomas falls more in love with Abigail. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt's Lost in a Sea of White Women's Tears

May 20, 2021 05:02 - 44 minutes - 40.2 MB

This week Thomas and Jess notice that a lot of girls cry, Matt starts to showcase his turtleneck collection, and we all start to hate Victoria quite a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Afterschool Church Club Realness

May 20, 2021 04:59 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MB

This week, Jess and Thomas finally get to know the women better. Victoria starts to show her true colours, SOMEBODY cries at a group prayer, and the question persists... Does Matt have a personality? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Vibe

May 20, 2021 04:53 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MB

Welcome to We Hate The Bachelor! Why sit around and celebrate finding love on TV when you can tear it to shreds instead? Jess and Thomas breakdown every episodes week by week. Two reality TV obsessed normies give out roses, name best dressed, and fully drag their favourite show. This week we meet Matt and his record number of women ready to fight for his heart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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