Virgin Mornings in Calgary with Tyler, Danaye and Fuzzy Podcast

The One That Sucked (July 18th, 2022)

When people start arguing about who had more mosquito bites...it's safe to say that everybody loses. A lesson on how to save some $$$ and calories post Stampede w/ a DIY beverage. And we ponder whether or not the Pope's vehicle will have truck nuts for his upcoming visit.

The One With A Parade (July 8th, 2022)

The One Where Naked Jess Got Banned From AirBnB (July 7th, 2022)

When you talk about a Stampede Legend...you have to acknowledge those who have stories that are almost impossible to "one up". And whether it's sharing the story of how you were trampled by a horse at the parade...smuggled beers in your bra...or ended up naked in bed with complete strangers at an AirBnB...they are all LEGENDS!

The One Where You Found Out Your Peeing Wrong (July 6th, 2022)

Worst Date Wednesday saw Amber get dumped at the start of her flight...only to have to spend the next few hours sitting next to the guy who was also going to be spending a few days at her place. YUCK!!! Did you know that you've probably been peeing wrong? You're supposed to pee like a cowboy. And Danaye thought her son Maxwell was possessed...turns out he just need to stop 'mining for gold'.

The One Where Trimming The Hedges Made It Look Bigger (July 5th, 2022)

After having someone slide into her DMs...Maya offered up some landscaping advice on 'Two Lies...One DM'. Temporary love or hookups are easy to find at Stampede...but stories about TRUE LOVE are a little harder to find. The good news is that they do exist...and we found a bunch of them! And we found out why there are naked people in a box at Rotary Park.

The One Where Fuzzy Was A Jerk (July 4th, 2022)

Being HANGRY is never an excuse for being a jerk. Which is why Fuzzy has some apologizing to do. Calgary Transit has a bus that you can sing Karaoke on. And if you or someone you know is getting married this summer...you may want to reconfigure the seating plan after you hear today's lesson in SUMMER SCHOOL.

The One Where Everyone Narrowly Avoided Death (June 30th, 2022)

Never have we been so happy to talk to people as we were when exploring the topic of how you almost died. Who has the ULTIMATE long weekend road trip playlist? And Danaye pays tribute to Canada Day in song!

The One Where The Date Ended w/ Two Broken Fingers (June 29th, 2022)

Worst Date Wednesday not only had a guy wielding a knife and offering to be Neyha's "step brother"...but it also starred TJ and his broken fingers! Calgary's best personalized license plates. And find out why Danaye has a little extra bounce in her step.

The One Where Rebecca Stole From A Brad Pitt Clone (June 28th, 2022)

There are some terrible pick up lines out there. So when Rebecca had someone slip into her DMs with a good one...she took advantage of what a young Brad Pitt look-a-like had to offer on 'Two Lies...One DM'. What are KIDness cards and why might your kids need them this summer? And or report card day Fuzzy gets an 'F' for making fun of kids.

The One Where We Needed Creep Repellant (June 27th, 2022)

Lots of people sharing their creep repellant today. You know...the things that women do and say to keep the creeps away. And we had a ton of winners for Mendes Mania!

The One Where Roommates Battled w/ Passive Aggressive Notes (June 24th, 2022)

Quinn came to us to settle a Dumb Fight Friday she's having with her roommate who keeps leaving passive aggressive notes. A lot of people took the roommate's side though. Chelsea is a school teacher...and she told us about her plan to make sure she gets good end of year presents from her students. And...was Danaye the recipient of a backhanded compliment? She thinks so.

The One Where We Searched For 'Bumble Jim' (June 23rd, 2022)

When you get stepped on by someone wearing a skate...you know you have to share the story on Dis-SCAR-very!!! We tried to make the ultimate Calgary rom-com as we helped Rhiannon search for Bumble Jim. And Nadia shared the amazing story of why her family is going to have the best summer ever after her 8 year old daughter Lily beat cancer. FU Cancer!!!!

The One Where We Burped (June 22nd, 2022)

Seconds after proclaiming that she "was a LADY"...Danaye let out an earth shattering BELCH. Whether your date ditches you at Crossiron...compares you to other women...or has little man complex...all qualify for Worst Date Wednesday. And we battle the GAS MONSTER with Free Fuel Friday!!!

The One Where Kyra Saw TOO MUCH Of Her Twin's Husband (June 21st, 2022)

The One Where He Was Surprised To See Her Parents Waiting At His Car (June 20th, 2022)

Getting a text from your parents that they're on the way home is pretty stressful if your boyfriend is over...but it's more stressful for him if they're waiting for him on his car as he's leaving.

The One With A Bike Helmet & Lingerie (June 17th, 2022)

Dads teach us all kinds of life lessons. Some good...and unfortunately some bad. Like Becca's valuable lesson that she learned about infidelity. How do you spice up a crummy Father's Day gift? You take Rachel's idea...and give it to him while wearing lingerie!!! And Shylo was the latest winner of $500 in gas with FREE FUEL FRIDAY...and it couldn't come at a better time!

The One With A Half Naked Flight Attendant (June 16th, 2022)

Sometimes emotional scars are just as bad as the physical ones. Our friend Adrienne the flight attendant shared the time she ended up with both in DiSCARvery! When it comes to embarrassing dad moments there might be nothing as awkward as the time Kasi had to explain why the magpies had condoms. 

The One Where He Spit On His Date While Choking (June 15th, 2022)

Worst Date Wednesday had everything from a fancy outing to Walmart...a girl who lost a tooth on her date...and a guy who spit on his date while choking. We were introduced to Booger the Big Green Van. And the wind and rain over the past few days has been giving girls Kim Kardashian vibes when it comes to stylish hairdos.

The One With Dairy Lust (June 14th, 2022)

On 'Two Lies...One DM' Becca shared the story about her dates DAIRY LUST after sliding into her DM's. Snuncle Tyler has big plans for his Snail Farm And our friend CTV meteorologist Kevin Stanfield shared some good news about the rain.

The One Where Jared Has A $200,000 Reminder Of The Time He Was Resort Famous (June 13th, 2022)

What did you do on vacation that made you RESORT FAMOUS? Jared shared the story about the $200,000 reminder of the time he was resort famous in Jamaica. While Tyler complained about his minor injury he got while making ice...everyone else shared some grusome but funny stories of the dumb way they hurt themselves. And Danaye explored the similarities between Tom Cruise & Jurassic Park.

The One Where Kim Kardashian Wants To Eat Poop (June 2nd, 2022)

How far would you go...in the name of beauty? Kim Kardashian recently said she'd eat poop if it meant looking young forever. Amanda walked through a glass door on Dis-SCAR-very. And nearby tourist destinations that won't break the bank this summer.

The One Where Lactose & Gluten Intolerant Morgan Had Two Accidents (June 1st, 2022)

I'd say that Morgan's entry for Worst Date Wednesday took the cake today...but I'd be worried if that cake had dairy and wasn't gluten free. Overrated vacation destinations And Danaye found a way to take a jab at Tyler & Fuzzy.

The One With More John Dutton (May 31st, 2022)

If your pick up line mentions that you've been stalking someone...you may want to go back to the drawing board. And whether it's a backwards hat...or watching him drive a big rig...there are a lot of very unique things that are getting people fired up when it comes to their sexy partners. Good news Yellowstone fans...John Dutton/Kevin Costner is coming to the Calgary Stampede!!!

The One Where Weddings Had Doggy Style (May 30th, 2022)

What dating PSA's would you like to share with Calgary singles? Find out what Maxwell from Hell did that left Danaye HORIFIED!!! And as Fuzzy was telling us all about Oakley...the dog that was the ring bearer at a wedding he officiated...Christina called to tell us about Tuna the Cat.

The One Where Women Everywhere Were Mad At Jesse (May 27th, 2022)

Pretty one sided Dumb Fight Friday today as our friend Jesse is dealing with an upset fiance because he's going to Europe without her. We mourned the end of the Flames 2022 playoff run. And we gave away FREE GAS with Free Fuel Friday!!!

The One Where Angie's Teddy Bear Give Her Lice (May 26th, 2022)

In a conversation about your childhood teddy bears...Angie shared the sad story about how she had to get rid of Bash The Bear after he got lice. Dre told us about the physical and emotional scars he caused by trying to dunk on his nephews mini basketball hoop. And Tyler's attempt to become the honorary valedictorian for the Class of 22' hit a bit of a speed bump. 

The One Where La Bamba Caused A Fight (May 25th, 2022)

When your date pays more attention to the girl who ghosted him on a previous date...you know it's time for WORST DATE WEDNESDAY! Can you still find payphones in YYC? And Danaye asked Fuzzy to do her a huge favour...which almost caused a fight.

The One With Teeth Related Pick-up Lines (May 24th, 2022)

Alana shared the details of how she brushed a guy out of her life after he sent a toothy pick up line...and an unwanted picture that her girlfriends have made a meme. Things that need to disappear from weddings forever. And Danaye got the city ready for the series finale of 'This Is Us' by handing out tissues.

The One Where Kaylee Wants Her Man To "Cowboy Up"! (May 20th, 2022)

On Dumb Fight Friday...Kaylee wants her man to 'Cowboy Up' and go camping for the May Long Weekend...but he'd rather spend it in an Air B&B with high thread count sheets.  Tyler finds a supporter in his beef with Q-tips. And find out what SCHNERP means...and why it might be handy if you enjoy the outdoors.

The One Where Forest Animals Attacked (May 19th, 2022)

When talking about the craziest thing that happened to you while camping we heard about everything from bears and raccoons...to missing people and witnessing uncomfortable amounts of PDA with family members. Find out why Matthew McConaughey has BEEF with the word UNBELIEVABLE.  And the $600 ride to Edmonton that might be the greatest idea ever.

The One With A Bedroom I Love You That Got Him Dumped (May 18th, 2022)

Worst Date Wednesday had stories of being assaulted by cheese...planking with strangers...and a bedroom "I LOVE YOU" that completely ruined the mood. One of the city's OG pieces of public art may be getting a makeover to support the Flames. And Danaye came out of the closet as an Oilers fan...adding fuel to the Battle of Alberta!

The One With The Stampede Foods (May 17th, 2022)

Angie shared a very PG Disney pick up line that became R-rated really quick on the latest episode of 'Two Lies...One DM'. The Stampede announced the list of new foods that you'll find down at the grounds. Including something named Bad Breath Lemonade...that we're calling CREEP REPELLANT.  And the movement to rename Edmonton Trail...REDmonton Trail...has a big supporter that might surprise you.

The One Where Grad Season Started With Poison Ivy On Picture Day (May 16th, 2022)

A fractured skull is not an ideal look right before having your grad photos taken...at least that what Haley said...and she`s speaking from experience. Things in the province are about to get heated in the Battle of Alberta. And to combat the Blood Moon Fuzzy once again offered up his `Brown Moon`.

The One Where We Fought In Grocery Stores (May 13th, 2022)

From the sounds of it...the #1 place that couples fight is the grocery store. Tyler opened up a sore spot with a lot of you on Dumb Fight Friday. For Friday the 13th...we made the number 13 lucky. And our friend Andrew shared some international love for the Calgary Flames.

The One Where Amber's Nipple Piercing Was The Reason She Ended Up In Hospital (May 12th, 2022)

Spraining your ankle in cheap dollar store flip flops is dumb way to hurt yourself...but it's not as bad as ending up in the hospital because of your nipple piercing. We started a petition to have the RED LOT opened for road games so that Flames fans have a place to celebrate together. And how much would you pay for new shoes that look old? What if I told you they were Balenciaga?

The One Where He Couldn't Keep Her Fingers Out Of His Mouth (May 11th, 2022)

Brittini shared the story about her date who couldn't keep her fingers out of his mouth on Worst Date Wednesday. We had visits from not only Jacob...Calgary's ONLY Dallas Stars Fan...but Wild lets us know where he'll be showing up to perform the Flames Playoff Anthem 'Win The Cup'. And RIP to a legend...the iPod.

The One Where Valerie Proved She Was A Salty Snack (May 10th, 2022)

Valerie proved that she is indeed a salty snack on today's episode of 'Two Lies...One DM". What ever you did yesterday...keep doing it!!! Because that's why the Flames won game 4. And the Calgary barber who has 3.8 million followers on Tik Tok.

The One Where He Thought 'Doing It' Was Bad Luck For The Flames

Dana came to us for Dumb Fight Friday with an odd dilemma. Her man refuses to be 'romantic' with her because he feels like it's bad luck for the Flames. Did you know that chihuahuas are considered royalty? And sounds that remind you of mom. Including a horse and flushing toilets.

The One Where Mom Wasn't Mad...She Was Disappointed (May 5th, 2022)

If you have bad news to share they say you should do it in a public place so the other person can't over react. That's why Taniko took her mom to Red Lobster. And safe to say...she wasn't mad...but she was disappointed. Niko shared his grinder injury on Dis-SCAR-very. And we ramped things up for Game Two!!!

The One Where Skittles Were Put Somewhere They Shouldn't Go (May 4th, 2022)

Worst Date Wednesday saw a couple spend 4 days in a van together...and Skittles put somewhere that I'm pretty sure Skittles shouldn't go. Is surprising mom with a skydiving adventure for Mother's Day...even if she's afraid of heights? Ryan seemed to think so. And Jacob the Dallas Stars fan checked in with us...and he was a little less excited after game one.

The One With A Potentially Gassy Date (May 3rd, 2022)

When Celia shared her Two Lies & One DM...everyone was intrigued by one of the gassy options. Find out why Dallas plans to go by the name Allas with a silent D for the next few days. And a lot of people plan to GO RED FOR THE FLAMES. We heard everything from tattoo plans to an agreement to sync cycles.

The One With The 2022 Flames Playoff Anthem (May 2nd, 2022)

It's playoff eve for the Calgary Flames...so unveiled the new PLAYOFF ANTHEM for 2022! Breakfast Baconators from Wendy's are a thing. And Drake has a line of candles being sold at Shoppers Drug Mart.

The One With A Fight Over The Initials A.S.S. (April 29th, 2022)

The name Arianna Susan Smith has caused a fight between Ava and her soon to be baby daddy...because the initials spell ASS. A field trip to the Calgary Zoo where the highlight was a gorilla 'digging for gold'. And twisted nursery rhymes that aren't that innocent.

The One Where Mom Embezzled A Million Dollars In His Name (April 28th, 2022)

Jacob shares the story about why is fiance is the "Beast of Vengance". Rayne shares the unfortunate story about how a night at the rink with friends gave her a permanent scar on Dis-SCAR-very. Olivia Wilde was served papers while doing press for her new movie with her man Harry Styles...but as awkward as that was...it wasn't as bad as the story our friend who wanted to remain anonymous shared about the time they were served papers for the million dollars their mom embezzled in their name!

The One Where Lovebirds Became Jailbirds (April 27th, 2022)

Worst Date Wednesday had everything from giant spiders...to life size Homer Simpson stuffies. Justin Bieber's new song 'I Feel Funny' might leave you wondering what kind of substance he was on that made him feel that way. It will also make you laugh. And when it comes to 1st loves it seems like there are two kinds. The one that got away...and the one that you're glad you got away from. We heard both sides today including Charlene's story about finding out her ex is in jail.

The One With Lots Of Nudity (April 26th, 2022)

When Hailey shared her 3 stories for 'Two Lies...One DM' they all had one thing in common. NUDITY!!! The question that all massage therapists get. Post Malone is excited to share new music with Doja Cat.

The One Where Meghan Got Pantsed By A Treadmill (April 25th, 2022)

Aubrey shared the story about the time that she fell on a treadmill...which inspired Meghan to relive the time she not only fell...but she was PANTSED by a treadmill! Do the two F's in Banff stand for FULL FRONTAL??? And CTV's Kevin Stanfield teaches a group of kids at a playground about the 'birds & the bees'.

The One Where She Proposed To Him (April 22nd, 2022)

Is it ok for a woman to propose to a man? That was the question that had a lot of people flip flopping on Dumb Fight Friday. Why is Tyler wearing spandex? The three Calgary restaurants that were named Open Tables Best Brunch spots in Canada

The One Where Frozen Weenies Caused A Scar (April 21st, 2022)

Abbey shared the story about how frozen weenies left her with a scar on Dis-SCAR-very. Is the ability to find things in the fridge a superpower? Apparently there are a lot of you who think that it is...and wish that your partner had the ability to do it. Speaking about things that are SUPER...we talked to the voice of SUPER MARIO who is intown for Calgary Expo.

The One Where He Thought A Political Meet & Greet Was A Good Date (April 20th, 2022)

Trips to the airport can be fun if you're flying somewhere...or welcoming a loved one home. Going to a political meet & greet...not so much fun. Especially on a first date! Model Milk...the Northern Lights...and BANFF: Things that Hollywood loves about Calgary. And hundreds of chihuahuas racing to win their owner $1000. The Cinco De Mayo Chihuahua Races are back!!!