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Virgin Mornings in Calgary with Tyler, Danaye and Fuzzy Podcast

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WAKE THE FUN UP WITH TYLER, DANAYE AND FUZZY. THIS PODCAST IS REAL, FUN AND ALL ABOUT CALGARY.

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Episodes

The One That Went Potato Potato Potato Thumb (October 6th, 2022)

October 06, 2022 16:57 - 29 minutes - 27.5 MB

The One Where He Puked In Her Purse (October 5th, 2022)

October 05, 2022 17:00 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MB

What started as an amazing date in a helicopter...turned into a nightmare when he puked in her purse ruining her phone. A judgy mom crashes a date and throw shade at Mo's little black dress. And Hooters may not be a great date spot when he takes you for wings...but really wants the waitresses breasts & thighs!!!

The One Where Kassandra Didn't Have A 'D' (October 4th, 2022)

October 04, 2022 17:34 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MB

Today's episode of 'Two Lies...One DM' is the perfect example of when a clever pick up line goes too far. Thanksgiving dinner on a dollar store budget. What are the '7 Wonders of Calgary' that everyone should experience?

The One With A Cheetos Statue (October 3rd, 2022)

October 03, 2022 17:34 - 35 minutes - 32.2 MB

Tourism in the town of Cheadle (half an hour from Calgary) is about to increase! They're now home to a GIANT CHEETO statue complete with cheesy fingers! Lil Nas X inspired a LEGENDARY story from Scott about the time that he had an "accident" in his pants. And Tyler pulled off an EPIC troll on Danaye.

The One Where Technology Outsmarted Us (September 29th, 2022)

September 29, 2022 17:10 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MB

What happens when you get outsmarted by technology? You end up with a bowl of soup that's been locked in your microwvae for 3 days! How hot beans disfigured Tyler's foot/ And the winner of Calgary's Most Delicious Name is....

The One Where Susan Had Diarrhea In A Kayak On A Date (September 28th, 2022)

September 28, 2022 17:19 - 19 minutes - 18.3 MB

Susan shared the story about the time she had diarrhea on a date while kayaking along the Elbow River. You making a 'Butter Board' for your next gathering? And Ed Sheeran absolutely SLAYS at a pool party in Ibiza!

The One w/ The Worlds Cheesiest Pick Up Line (September 27th, 2022)

September 27, 2022 17:19 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

Callie shared the story of how the world's cheesiest pick up line worked on her in the latest edition of 'Two Lies...One DM'. Things you really cared about 5-10 years ago that you couldn't care less about now. And it's Pumpkin Pie SZN!

The One Where We Talked About Santa's Feet (September 23rd, 2022)

September 23, 2022 17:14 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

Are elevators the worst thing ever? Farewell to the ginger beef O.G. And...why would a show called Santo be about anything other than Santa's feet?

The One Where Danaye Spied On Her Husband (September 22nd, 2022)

September 22, 2022 17:25 - 26 minutes - 24.1 MB

Danaye has a new obsession! She's been spying on her husband ever since they got a doorbell cam. Did you know that the 1st day of fall is the most dangerous day of the year to drive? And the competition for Calgary's Most Delicious Name continued and today it's Tara Burger vs Jacklyn Fries!

The One Where Lucas Had A Hot Wing Shower (September 21st, 2022)

September 21, 2022 17:33 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MB

Spitty talkers are bad...but when they're spitting hot wings all over your face it's worse. We spoke w/ the two Calgary firefighters that are gonna be on Lego Masters today.

The One Where The Grammar Police Made An Appearance (September 20th, 2022)

September 20, 2022 16:57 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

On the latest edition of 'Two Lies...One DM' Steph was worried that she'd have to call the police...the grammar police! Adam Levine pulled the biggest D-BAG move with what he wanted to name his baby. And we searched for Calgary's best community not in the city limits.

The One Where You Got Sent To The Principal's Office (September 19th, 2022)

September 19, 2022 17:10 - 27 minutes - 25.1 MB

The One Where Fuzzy Picked The Wrong Battle (September 16th, 2022)

September 16, 2022 17:32 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MB

Fuzzy absolutely got roasted on today's Dumb Fight Friday!!! The smoke is finally gone. And Danaye presents proof that Simba...not Scar...was actually the villain in the Disney classic 'The Lion King'.

The One Where We Saved Money At Lululemon (September 15th, 2022)

September 15, 2022 17:32 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MB

A lot of talk about sibling rivalry today as we discussed the two brothers who haven't talked in 30 years running for mayor of a small town in Ontario. Why you may never want to drink apple juice given to you by Tyler. And a financial life hack on how to save money at Lululemon.

The One Where We Kept The Stuff From Our Exes (September 12th, 2022)

September 15, 2022 17:27 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MB

The One Where Ashley Ended Up On A Date w/ Her Cousin (September 14th, 2022)

September 14, 2022 17:45 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MB

Ashley shared the story about how she was on a date w/ her cousin on Worst Date Wednesday...which caused Tyler to say "hold my beer" my wife's brother is technically my cousin! Heather calls her bra a 'straight jacket' because it keeps her boobs from going crazy. And there are plenty of corn puns as we talk about the corn truck that was robbed in Taber.

The One With Dirty DM's About Cleaning Up (September 13th, 2022)

September 13, 2022 16:48 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MB

The One Where We Fought Over The New Nickleback (September 9th, 2022)

September 09, 2022 17:09 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MB

Madison & her BF are having a fun but heated disagreement over the new Nickleback song...and it's not half bad. Did you know that the Calgary Stampede once did a mini-stampede in October just for the Queen? And apparently U of C students love Mac & Cheese more than students at MRU.

The One Where We Put The Toilet Seat In The Dishwasher (September 8th, 2022)

September 08, 2022 17:36 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MB

Would you put your toilet seat in the dishwasher? The life hack that will change the way that you wear earrings. And Lindsay is the latest person to win $5000 w/ the Virgin Radio $5K-A-Day contest!

The One Where Grandma Loved The Flicka Dicka (September 7th, 2022)

September 07, 2022 17:45 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MB

The One w/ Tips For University Students (September 6th, 2022)

September 06, 2022 17:28 - 31 minutes - 28.6 MB

Today is the first day of classes for post secondary students and we talked about some keys to having fun...saving money...and succeeding in class. Speaking of classes...Morgan took us to Chemistry class on the latest edition of 'TWO LIES...ONE DM'. And did you know that you've been pouring beer wrong?

The One Where Jackie & Her Mom Almost Slept w/ The Same Guy (August 31st, 2022)

August 31, 2022 17:39 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MB

For WORST DATE WEDNESDAY Jackie shared the story about how she almost hooked up with a guy who also hooked up with her mom! Have you been using the straw in juice boxes wrong your whole life??? And what was the ULTIMATE snack to have packed in your school lunch?

The One Where Teachers Were Spotted In The Wild (August 30th, 2022)

August 30, 2022 17:30 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MB

Today we talked about the weird phenomenon of spotting teachers in the wild. You know...when they're off the clock and doing normal and sometimes even questionable things. Jacquie joined us for Two Lies...One DM with details on how a drag queen slid into her DM's And why running late is actually good for your health.

The One Where We Held An Intervention (August 29th, 2022)

August 29, 2022 17:14 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB

The One Where The Dog Peed On The Bed (August 26th, 2022)

August 26, 2022 17:50 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MB

There's no worse feeling than lying down at the end of the day...and realizing that you're lying in a puddle of pee. Is it weird that Tyler's wife refuses to watch movie trailers? And there's someone at the office selling Taber corn the same way a dealer would sell illegal substances.

The One Where We Lied To Mom & Dad (August 25th, 2022)

August 25, 2022 18:59 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

The One Where A Hot Tub Make Out Turned Into A Hot Tub Pass Out (August 24th, 2022)

August 24, 2022 18:40 - 29 minutes - 27 MB

The newest member of the Virgin Radio Calgary team...Blair...joined us for WORST DATE WEDNESDAY and he told us about the time he was in a hot tub with someone he thought may have been a killer. Back To School shopping for retail workers can be tough...especially when you have to clean up poopy diapers or tell grown ups they can't have sex in a change room. The staff at the Bowness Sportsplex did something amazing for a dog before he went to canine heaven.

The One Where He Proved To Be A Real Turd (August 23rd, 2022)

August 23, 2022 17:30 - 32 minutes - 30.3 MB

Michaela's story that she shared on 'Two Lies...One DM' may have made Fuzzy laugh...but it proved that the guy was a real TURD! Did you know that you're probably charging your phone wrong? And Vince called the show to share some positivity about his wife that had a lot of people in their feelings.

The One Where Fuzzy Almost Got Stabbed (August 22nd, 2022)

August 22, 2022 19:02 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

When no-name brands are better than the real thing. Did Tyler call his wife fat when revealing his big plan to be "Less Fat For Fall". And Fuzzy shares the funny story of how he almost got stabbed at Mercato West!

The One With Melted Slurpees & Random Screams (August 12th, 2022)

August 12, 2022 17:22 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MB

The One With The Sisterhood Of Travelling Dumpsters (August 11th, 2022)

August 11, 2022 17:48 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

A lot of people wore their FILTHY lifestyles as a badge of honour this morning. Terry's tales of the multiple times he escaped death earned him an entry into the Dis-SCAR-very Hall of Fame! And we met Corina...who is one SPICY head of lettuce...as we continued the search for the most DELICIOUS name in Calgary.

The One Where He Wanted To Poop (August 10th, 2022)

August 10, 2022 17:49 - 27 minutes - 25 MB

On Worst Date Wednesday Samantha's date made a really weird request. While fooling around in the shower he asked "if she'd mind if he pooped'. Are they heels? Crusts? Bread butts? Or nubbins? And Lord Stanley floats the Bow!

The One With Tips For New Calgarians (August 9th, 2022)

August 09, 2022 17:37 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

It's that time of year where so many new students start making their way to Calgary...so we put together a list of things that might help them. Cue the banjos!!! We were talking about times that dad showed up and dragged you out of somewhere you shouldn't have been...and Danaye had a tone of crazy stories about her dad Les. And in Two Lies...One DM Jennifer lets us know that she doesn't have any time for cheesy lines...unless you look like Jake Gyllenhaal.

The One Where We Tried Ranch Dressing On Brownies (August 8th, 2022)

August 08, 2022 17:26 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MB

Are brownies & ranch dressing a thing??? Unsexy sounds that ruin the mood. And while good karma came to the kid who accepted a fake $100 bill at his lemonade stand...you cant help but wish bad karma and possibly diarrhea to the person who did it.

The One w/ A Fight Over Nubbin's & Bagel Bottoms (August 5th, 2022)

August 05, 2022 17:42 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MB

What would you do if your partner only ate the top part of the bagel leaving you with the crumby bottoms? You put them on blast w/ DUMB FIGHT FRIDAY! Are Dr. Pepper slurpees M.I.A. this year? And a big congratulations to our latest FREE FUEL FRIDAY winner. Olivia is a student who was over joyed with what this means as she gets ready to enter her last year.

The One Where Amy's Face Got Caught On Barbed Wire (August 4th, 2022)

August 04, 2022 17:52 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

A couple of stories about gnarly scars including Amy's that she got when her face got caught on barbed wire. The math equation that will determine if you woke up on the right or the wrong side of the bed. And why Michelle wants a tattoo of crab legs.

The One With Sticky Buns (August 3rd, 2022)

August 03, 2022 17:19 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MB

Carly shared an epic story about some tasty cinnamon/sticky buns that turned into an awkward conversation about birth control on WORST DATE WEDNESDAY! Has science proved that the MANCOLD is an actual thing??? And out of curiosity...what do you call your boobs?

The One With The BEERlympics (August 2nd, 2022)

August 02, 2022 17:30 - 30 minutes - 28 MB

The quest to find Calgary's tastiest name began! The banjos were out in full force as Danaye explained the new game CAN JAM...and then Whitney said hold my beer as she explained her families annual BEERlympics. And Tyler did something this weekend that irritated his real wife...and his work wife!

The One With The Tupperwear Monster (July 29th, 2022)

July 29, 2022 16:46 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MB

The One With Tessa's Permanent Reminder Of Passing Out Over A Lawn Mower (July 28th, 2022)

July 28, 2022 18:00 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MB

Tessa shares the story about the scar she got after passing out while she was mowing the lawn on Dis-SCAR-very. We learned what your GLABELLA is in 'Summer School'. And Danaye talks about the victories and challenges as her & Matt celebrate their 10th Anniversary.

The One Where Vodka/Red Bull Was His PRE-Workout (July 27th, 2022)

July 27, 2022 17:14 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MB

Only on Worst Date Wednesday is a story about being ghosted a better alternative than being worried that you'll become a missing person in someone's homemade gym. What would you do if you saw a guy walking his pet snake in Confederation Park? And after almost a week of trying we finally got our hands on the hardest item to find in the city of Calgary...a DUCKANA!!!!

The One With Bathroom Oddities (July 26th, 2022)

July 26, 2022 17:43 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MB

Sometimes strange things happen in the bathroom...like ending up with 2 black eyes and a broken nose because something fell on you. Julianna shared the FISHY details of how someone tried to slide in to her messages on 'Two Lies...One DM'. And was Drake being a CREEP or CUTE for airdropping a stranger photos?

The One Where We Recommended Peeing In The Shower (July 25th, 2022)

July 25, 2022 17:28 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MB

Peeing in the shower might be gross...but it turns out it's actually good for you, Unintentional matching outfits with the birthday girl might steal her thunder and ruin the party...but it's not as bad a s ruining the relationship between your uncle and you cousin. And it's 5 months till Christmas...so we celebrated Christmas in July!!!

The One Where We Bought A Duckana (July 22nd, 2022)

July 22, 2022 16:30 - 31 minutes - 28.6 MB

The One Where She Saw Her Friends Dad Naked (July 21st, 2022)

July 21, 2022 18:27 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MB

The conversation about things that you were surprised weren't normal involved a whole lot of unusual nudity. What would cause a person to willingly drive their bike into a tree instead of a lake? And there's a back yard pool in Lake Bonavista that you can rent.

The One Where She Wasn't The Only One Picked (July 20th, 2022)

July 20, 2022 17:23 - 28 minutes - 26 MB

Is it worse if your date tries to pick up the server...or he picks his nose? Both happened to Maggie and that's why she called us for Worst Date Wednesday! More tips on avoiding mosquitos...and what to do if they've already bitten you. And how to move a couch...using two scooters.

The One That Made Everyone CRINGE!!! (July 19th, 2022)

July 19, 2022 17:15 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

What is the most CRINGEWORTHY photo that you have on your phone? Nothing could prepare us for what Devon pulled out of his own body. Maggie shares a failed chemistry experiment on 'Two Lies...One DM'. And did you know that nipples are like snow flakes and fingerprints? No two are the same.