Virgin Mornings in Calgary with Tyler, Danaye and Fuzzy Podcast

The One Where Monday Was Just RUDE! (December 19, 2022)

On today's show...it's -41! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE MONDAY!? We describe ourselves as Christmas Songs James Cameron wants you to know Jack and Rose COULD NOT have survived together on that Door in Titanic.

The One Where We Addressed Manipulative Gift Giving (December 16th, 2022)

Tyler called out his wife Kelly for being a manipulative gift giver on DUMB FIGHT FRIDAY! Jack Harlow is coming to Stampede! A sneak peek at the new Barbie movie. And for Danaye's birthday...Tyler & Fuzzy scared her.

The One Where Everyone Got Embarrassing Undies For Christmas (December 15th, 2022)

There was a common theme that surfaced during our dicussion about EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS GIFTS. That theme was inappropriate underwear! "Mom don't listen to him...he's ugly!" was an actual quote from Danaye's son Maxwell (AKA Maxwell from Hell) during a school Christmas concert. And will a TLC show called MILF MANOR be must see TV???

The One Where Calgary Chose Wrapping Paper Violence! (December 14th, 2022)

Thanks for listening! You da best! <3 00:00 What You Call It Wednesday: Empty Wrapping Paper Tubes (Calgary chose Violence today!) 4:28 Lions Festival of Lights RULES! 7:00 Worst Date Wednesday: 3 stories! -Jacquee’s dude had previously slept WITH HER MOM! -Lauren and the colour Mansplainer -Victoria and Danaye have both dated FELONS! 14:00 Shout Outs to season 2 of Fraggle Rock bringing Celebrities to Calgary and the Bowness Community Association for squashing local Grinch Drama!...

The One Where Google Stopped The Fighting (December 13th, 2022)

The best way to stop a fight? Ask GOOGLE! Anna dishes the dirt on how a guy slid into her DMs with a move trademarked by Auntie Tina. And why our Boss texted "I hate you" to Fuzzy's wife.

The One Where Everyone Ruined Christmas (December 12th, 2022)

Whether it was tales of the time you threw up all over the food on the table...or broke mom heart by getting a tattoo...there were a tonne of stories about how you ruined Christmas dinner. Why you may want to be extra careful around people who drink black coffee. And the search for a good samaritan.

The One Where We Drank Mayo...And It Was Delicious (December 9th, 2022)

A lot of things can go wrong at an office Christmas party. Like ending up buck naked in the hallway cause you were "sleep walking". MAYO-NOG is a thing...and it's DELICIOUS!!!! And Danaye RAGES on needy inanimate objects.

The One Where We Fought Over The Advent Calendar (December 8th, 2022)

Advent Calendars are pretty simple to follow...unless you have Tyler's attention span. Then it's a recipe for a fight! Whether it a shoe rack in a dojo...or the chair at a movie theatre...there are so many interesting stories about the unique scars that you have on Dis-SCAR-very! Move over butter boards...you've been replaced by MARSCAPONE & NUTELLA!

The One Where He Puked On Her Christmas Tree (December 7th, 2022)

Imagine going to set up your Christmas tree...only to be reminded that you had a date last Christmas that barfed on your tree. Did you know that Joe Pesci had a Christmas song? And Calgary loves MAYO!

The One Where Carol Defended her "Elasticity" Down There (December 6, 2022)

Tyler was woken up in the strangest way! A Kiss from a Rose? 2:55 Shout Outs for Danaye’s Pedicure which almost needed a Belt Sander to take care of them feets and a brave man Jogging in -30 on 14th Street at 4:30am! 6:09 Questions you HATE getting asked on a First Date 10:30 Carol answers “Do you have any klds? It seems like they’re sizing you up DOWN THERE” 11:50 Danaye’s Daily Dose 14:20 Something you definitely didn’t know about Home Alone! **More chances to win your way to ou...

The One Where We Were Petty About Gifts We'd Received (December 5th, 2022)

Today we embraced the PETTY...as we discussed terrible gifts that we've received form love ones. Pepsi + Milk = PILK And we want to make sure you stay warm this winter.

The One Where The December Babies Were Mad About Christmas (December 2nd, 2022)

The One Where 'Moose Rocks' Quickly Became Moose Poop (December 1st, 2022)

Sometimes faking it takes an unexpected turn...like the time Danaye's fake black eye turned into PINK EYE...or the time Jeremy and his dad gave his sister 'MOOSE ROCKS'. The 30 year old Home Alone stunt double. Fuzzy tries to heat things up w/ a musical Caribbean Christmas. And on Dis-SCAR-very Julianna almost ruined Christmas w/ a trip to the ER.

The one where poor Brandi POOPED her Pants on a Date (While Jogging!) November 30, 2022

The One Where He Thanked Her For Shutting Him Down (November 29th, 2022)

Have you ever had a moment where someone shut you down so bad that you reevaluated your life? It happened on Two Lies...One DM with Beth. Does Sam Smith have a Future Christmas Classic on their hands? And if Santa needed help at the North Pole...why would you not be qualified for the job?

The One Where Drake Bought $40,000 Worth Of Toilets (November 28th, 2022)

The One Where We Found Out What An Ostrich Sounds Like (November 25th, 2022)

20 ostriches got loose in Taber...which raised the question...what does an ostrich sound like? You paid how much for what on Skip The Dishes???? Black FRIED Day??? What happens when you fry BLACK LICORICE...BLACKBERRIES...and BLACK OLIVES?

The One Where A Dream Left Tyler Feeling Insecure About His "Size" (November 22nd, 2022)

When Black Friday shopping accidents result in gnarly scars...they have to be shared on DIS- SCAR-VERY! Is the Krampus Song a FUTURE CHRISTMAS CLASSIC? And Danaye had a dream she was Tyler's girlfriend...and things got UNCOMFORTABLE when she told him about it LIVE on the Show!

The One Where All You Can Eat Ribs Ended In An Unplanned Stop At The Airport (November 23rd, 2022)

After hearing Andrea's story about the accident her ex-husband had at the airport for WORST DATE WEDNESDAY...you may think twice about having All You Can Eat Ribs! Sexy things are about to happen at the Calgary Zoo. And preping the city as everyone gets ready for the World Cup.

The One Where Danaye Got A Massage In A Stranger's Basement (November 22nd, 2022)

I don't know about you...but we were feeling 22!!! November 22nd, 2022 BAYBEE!!! Two Lies...One DM: Shannon surprises everyone with a story that gives hope that there are still nice guys out there. If someone on Facebook offered to give you a massage in their basement...would you let them?

The One Where We Said Farewell To Bugles (November 21st, 2022)

The One Where We Held An Intervention (November 18th, 2022)

The One Where There Was A Goat Wearing Diapers At Walmart (November 17th, 2022)

A lady was charged for attacking someone with a 10 pound log of ground beef at a Walmart...which lead to a conversation about the craziest thing that you've seen go down at Walmart. Diana smoked her head on the concrete and ended up in hospital playing the game 'Not It' in a hot tub on Dis-SCAR-very. And if you see Santa riding shotgun on Deerfoot make sure you're on your best behavior!

The One Where Asparagus Pee Caused Her To Be Ghosted (November 16th, 2022)

We had the first ever celebrity entrant to Worst Date Wednesday when former 'One Tree Hill' star Jana Kramer/Alex Dupre shared the story of how she got ghosted by the World's Sexiest Man...Captain America...Chris Evans...because of ASPARAGUS PEE!!! Chantelle also shared the story of how and why she poured hot coffee on herself to get out of a date. And after being named the NHL's worst mascot...an unlikely source called to defend him. Levi...who is a die hard Oilers fan.

The One With The Cringworthy Words (November 15th, 2022)

Raina shared the story about how a cleaver pickup line resulted in a total dud of a date on 'Two Lies...One DM'. Fuzzy tried to do the impossible...making the word MOIST not CRINGY. And what you didn't know about Vitamin C and colds.

The One Where We Encouraged You To Quit (November 14th, 2022)

Flatulent Santa After 19 years we're encouraging Danaye to quit one of the longest relationships that she's ever been in. Is there room in the world for TWO Taylor Lautners'?

The One Where Auntie Rode Over Her Nephew With A Quad (November 10th, 2022)

The One Where The Cops Thought She Was A Sex Worker (November 9th, 2022)

Whether is a story about a slide show of the male anatomy getting uploaded to the cloud...or the time the police accused you of being a sex worker on a date...Worst Date Wednesday always entertains! Who knew there were so many different names for bums? And one little girl shoots her shot...for a chance to meet Joe Keery while he's filming Fargo in Calgary.

The One Where Therapy Was Sexy (November 8th, 2022)

For the first time ever Danaye wanted Anne to give the guy on 'Two Lies...One DM' a second chance. Chris Evans was just named People's Sexiest Man Alive...which raised the question...who is Calgary's Sexiest Man Alive? And it's that time of year when signing Christmas decorations make you question your existance.

The One Where We Changed Everything That We Hate About Our Partners

the One Where We Said Farewell To The Cheetos In Cheadle (November 4th, 2022)

The Cheetos Cheetle statue in Cheadle is on the move...and Danaye had some very good theories on where it might be headed next. New music & a Christmas movie from Lindsay Lohan. And Tyler won a Fight on Dumb Fight Friday!

The One Where There Was Mooning Involved (November 3rd, 2022)

The One Where She Gave Her Date Bus Fare To Get Him Out Of Her Life (November 2nd, 2022)

The next time you're on a bad date and they ask for a ride home...do what Chelsea did. Give him bus fair and point him towards the nearest bus stop. Ever have some one try and bang on your ear drum with their tongue? And there may have been a little bit of snow in Calgary...just kidding...there was a TON of snow.

The One Where Fuzzy's Wife Broke Her Toe Handing Out Candy (November 1st, 2022)

Mrs. Fuzzy ended up at urgent care while vigourously handing out candy for Halloween. Attention to detail is key to getting a date with Janelle on the latest 'Two Lies...One DM'. And the BIGGEST 'D' in Calgary!!!

The One Where Found The Best Neighbourhood To Trick Or Treat In (October 31st, 2022)

Is Auburn Bay the best neighbourhood to trick or treat in? A lot of you seem to believe it is. Recipes from the grave sound kind of dark and scary...but it's actually a fun story about grandmas legacy. And what ever happened to the LEGENDARY Value Village Halloween comercials?

The One Where We Were Killed In A Horror Movie (October 28th, 2022)

If the three of us were in a horror movie? Who would get killed first? Tyler, Danaye, or Fuzzy?

The One Where Spongebob Made Out w/ Wonder Woman (October 27th, 2022)

What's the weirdest Halloween makeout that you've ever had? Keri...a.k.a. Wonder Woman told us about the time she madeout w/ Spongebob. Spoiler alert...he didn't make it to Bikini Bottom. LOL The lastest makeup trend is designed to look like you're crying. And more details on Rihanna's return to music!

The One Where Everyone Thought Her Husband Was Her Dad (October 26th, 2022)

Date night gets real awkward on Worst Date Wednesday when the assumption was made that Sonia's husband...was her father! It's a bad idea to not wear your glasses just because it ruins the 'integrity of the costume". And those gross orange and black candies...what do you call them?

The One Where He Offered Her An Organ In His DMs (October 25th, 2022)

Sometimes something that sounds filthy ends up being a beautiful thing. Like the time someone slid into Carrie's DM's offering her his organ. Is the CTV Calgary building haunted? We'll let you be the judge. And asparagus prevents hangovers!

The One Where Shylo Accidentaly Tried To Kidnap Someone (October 24th, 2022)

Accidentally grabbing the wrong person thing that it's your partner is bad...but not as bad as the story Shylo shared about accidentaly trying to kidnap 3 kids at a local Walmart. A very touching wedding story that took place at the Peter Lougheed Hospital

The One With A Serial Killer (October 21st, 2022)

Eve's BF plans on dressing up as Jeffrey Dahmer for Halloween. Good idea? Or way off base? Today was Taylor Swift Day as she released new music! And Fuzzy proved that he's a bad person for laughing WAY TOO HARD at someone's misfortune.

The One Where Sonja Got A Gross Scar Trying To Impress Boys (October 20th, 2022)

The One With A Romantic Date At Pick & Pull (October 19th, 2022)

If you think there's nothing unsexier than a date at Pick & Pull you'd be wrong. Cause after the date you could walk in on your date shaving himself in your tub while using your razor!!! Everyone's eating BUTTY. And is Instagram turning into MySpace? 

The One Where James Corden Became Public Enemy #1 (October 18th, 2022)

Things got a little too weird for McKenzie when family got involved on 'Two Lies...One DM'. Inspired by Casey fainting on 'Bachelor In Paradise'...Steve shared a story about the time he passed out during a urine test. And apparently James Corden is a terrible person.

The One Where Baby Girls Got Grandpa Names (October 17th, 2022)

Why you should put your resume on a cake. The latest trend in baby names is giving baby girls traditionally older male names...which has inspired Fuzzy to make a baby. Dear Old Dad...what do you still rely on your parents for.

The One Where People Where Etch-A-Sketching Relationships (October 14th, 2022)

When a person completely blows up their life it's called Etch-A-Sketching. Is Danaye the worst picker of snacks in history? Her husband Matt thinks so.

The One Where You Gave Your Exes Ratings (October 13th, 2022)

There's a website that is basically Tripadvisor for exes...where you give your ex a rating based on your experience with them. There are some good...but mostly bad. What's worse that being hit in the face with a surfboard? Bleeding in the water and worring about sharks!!! And Cait shared the story about the time she turned a pumpkin into a CHUNKin...YUCK!!!

The One Where We Found Out What You Call 'Doin' It' (October 12th, 2022)

Have you ever been a part of 'domestic gymnastics'? What do you call the act of intimacy while trying to be discrete?  Why was there a person in a panda suit riding a scooter in downtown Calgary this morning at 4 o'clock? And Mo shares the story about the terrible date that she had...and the worst part was that her co-workers were there to witness the whole thing.

The One Where She Threatened To Cut Up His Giblets (October 11th, 2022)

Tara absolutely carved the guy who slid into her DM's on 'Two Lies...One DM'. Bachelor In Paradise proves that you may be better off not finding the love of your life. And a cool story about a Calgarian who gifted a complete stranger a car.

The One With A Serial Wearer & Returner (October 7th, 2022)

Is it ok to wear new clothes to an event and then return them? Lydia thought so and wasn't backing down! The worlds cheapest Thanksgiving dinner bought at Dollarama. And Stephanie was a big winner of $5000 headed into the long weekend with the Virgin Radio 5K-A-Day contest!