This Is Weird
86 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratingsFollow us on IG/Twitter: @ThisWeirdPod When real life gets weird, these two long-time friends make it weirder! Otis and Bernie discuss odd moments in their personal lives and even more jaw-dropping moments happening around the world. Fun, entertaining and real weird. A weekly podcast to make you feel better about your odd self. Weird News and Weird Events
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Episode 34: Otis Is Too Competitive For 8-Year-Old Sports
September 08, 2021 23:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBThis week Otis is worried that he may be WAY too competitive for pee wee baseball. Plus, for the holiday week, we thought it'd be fun to revisit some of our favorite moments and some unreleased moments from Season 2 of This Is Weird.
Episode 34: Otis Is Too Competitive For 8-Year-Old Sports
September 08, 2021 23:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBThis week Otis is worried that he may be WAY too competitive for pee wee baseball. Plus, for the holiday week, we thought it'd be fun to revisit some of our favorite moments and some unreleased moments from Season 2 of This Is Weird.
Episode 33: Terrible Movie Remakes & Even Dumber Lawsuits
September 01, 2021 23:00 - 41 minutes - 28.5 MBThis week Bernie admits to watching "He's All That" (a remake of She's All That from the 90's) and we break down how terrible it is. We dig down the rabbit hole of terrible lawsuits like the Nirvana Baby suing the band, a woman suing Pop-tarts over the lack of fruit, and a guy who got in a drunken bar fight and hurt himself was awarded $5.5 million. Plus, a public service message: DON'T DRUNK DRIVE AND ELEPHANT!
Episode 32: Bernie's Family Death Metal Lunch & Otis Hates Cake
August 25, 2021 23:00 - 41 minutes - 28.9 MBThe weirdness continues as we share some weird moments that happened this past week. Bernie and his family had a nice quiet lunch with a Death Metal band and they discuss mermaids. Meanwhile, Otis is happy to be alive after living a real-life arachnophobia movie in his chicken cage. We discuss people #UnpopularOpinions on things that everyone else loves. This includes Otis's hatred of birthday cake!? Plus, strap in your appetite for Penis Waffles... they're a thing at a new adult breakfast s...
Episode 31: Otis Narrates Erotic Books & White People, We Had a Good Run
August 18, 2021 23:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBThe weirdness continues with Otis and Bernie as we discuss Bernie's quest for health in his old age. Otis reveals that part of his narrating books career.... is reading some erotic material. Now he's a bit embarrassed that he actually revealed that. A new census says white people are on the decline in numbers for the first time in hundreds of years, so we play "White People, we had a good run." We cover the man on a flight who lost his sh*t and had to be duct-taped to his seat. The swingers ...
Episode 30: Twitch Master Kyle King Joins Us & We Play Creepy Or Sexy
August 11, 2021 23:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBThis week's episode takes a lot of backroads and tangents but it was a load of fun having the Twitch master Kyle King on the podcast for Episode 30. We try to figure out what Twitch actually is, Kyle has found his niche on Only Fans and it has to do with his parenting skills. Bernie finds his calling as an HOA president. We play a game called "Creepy or Sexy" with an old country song and a man who made an AI version of his dead fiance'. Lastly, we take on a fish with human teeth in the #Punc...
Episode 29: Otis Is In A Heatpocolypse & We Can't Stand "Daddy"
August 04, 2021 23:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBThank you for joining us for Episode 29. Otis may not make it to episode 30 if the air conditioning people don't come fix his broken air in the middle of the hottest part of summer IN GEORIGA! We discuss his struggles. MTV turns 40 and we CAN'T STAND a certain Podcast that is worth $60 Million. Also, we have to mention the weird things happening with the Olympics.
Episode 28: Bernie Gets Facebook Hacked & Otis May Become A Kardashian
July 29, 2021 00:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MBAnother weird week in our weird lives. Bernie had to fight the hackers off for three days who stole his Facebook access and then wondered why he even cared because he hates Facebook. Some woman gets Catfished by a REAL Nigerian Prince, and Otis has a very slim chance in the universe that he could be related to the Kardashian's soon. Not to mention, the Anti-Sex beds for Olympians gets the #PunchlineChallenge treatment.
Episode 27: Bombs Over Bag Fees And A Reporter Who Loves Balls
July 21, 2021 23:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBOtis's brother Josh breaks his podcast virginity as we talk about Otis surviving 5 days alone with his 3 kids & Bernie penetrates himself. Plus, we tackle stories about an old crotchety man threatening bombs over bag fees at the airport, a reporter who loves a great balls joke, and we play "What Happens Next?!" (when 6 girls find out they're dating the same guy). It's probably nothing you'd ever guess. Lastly, Apple weather apps omit 69 and that becomes our #PunchlineChallenge.
Episode 26: Terrible Food Poisoning & Terrible COVID Remix
July 14, 2021 23:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MBThis week on the podcast we find out how the end of Bernie's vacation went bad, with a terrible case of food poisoning. Rapper Juvenile remixes his 90's smash "Back That Ass Up" to fight COVID. Yes.... they did a video and everything for "Vax That Thang Up". It's as bad as you imagine. One funeral home is apologizing for its terrible choice in music, when transporting a body. Lastly, Drunk Buffalo become the #punchlinechallenge
Episode 26: Terrible Food Poisoning & Terrible COVID Remix
July 14, 2021 23:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MBThis week on the podcast we find out how the end of Bernie's vacation went bad, with a terrible case of food poisoning. Rapper Juvenile remixes his 90's smash "Back That Ass Up" to fight COVID. Yes.... they did a video and everything for "Vax That Thang Up". It's as bad as you imagine. One funeral home is apologizing for its terrible choice in music, when transporting a body. Lastly, Drunk Buffalo become the #punchlinechallenge
Episode 25: When Vacations Attack & Weirdest Deaths Rabbit Hole
July 07, 2021 23:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MBEvery had a horribly terrible vacation or road trip? We've had a couple and one friend of Otis's wife could probably rank in the Top 5 of worst family vacation in history when she nearly died. We examine the death of a master chef when he fell into his own recipe. That leads Otis into a rabbit hole of terribly ironic and weird deaths. Finally, we close out with an exorcism in Home Depot. You ready to dive in?
Episode 24: Our Children's "Grandma Detox" & Otis's Odd Thoughts
June 30, 2021 23:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBOnto episode 24 and it just keeps getting weirder. Otis gets roasted by Bernie during a professional Clubhouse event. We can't handle the detox that our kids need to go through after being at MiMi's house for a week. They're like rabid monkeys. Otis's mind works in really weird ways...so he decided to share some of his "Odd Thoughts with Otis". And to wrap up the #punchlinechallenge we take on a criminal named Shaft Bang Adams. What was his crime? It's very, fitting, weird and disgusting al...
Episode 23: Otis Gets Mower Shamed & Being Handcuffed Won't Save Your Relationship
June 23, 2021 22:00 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MBOtis's wife is back for another really weird episode. We cover Otis being shamed for his new battery-powered lawn mower by his wife and neighbors. He's feeling very emasculated by it. Also, We talk about the best decades of music, and Bernie breaks out his big board of things he hates. One Legendary rock band is getting added to the board. Lastly, the couple that handcuffed themselves together to SAVE their relationship... how do you think that went?
Episode 22: Getting High On Cicadas & Sometimes In Journalism You Take One For The Team
June 16, 2021 23:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MBSeason 2 is off and running. This week we take on the nymphomaniacs of the insect world, Cicadas. We answer the burning questions like: "Can you get high on them? and why do they turn into Zombies and go rabidly sexual? Science proves that Men's brains are the same as their testicles and a Dutch journalist literally "takes it for the team" at a swingers club (we have audio). Strap in. It gets REALLY weird!
Episode 21: Weird Unforgettable Nights & Racist Old Folk
June 09, 2021 23:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MBWe are back and excited for season 2 of This Is Weird. This week we brought in Bernie's college buddy Dino to reminisce about unforgettable random nights that involved strip clubs, The wrestler Chyna and the band The Fray (many of the details we don't really remember). Otis has a terribly awkward convo with a racist elderly person, and we take on Pitbull and Tony Robbins new NASCAR team.
Episode 20: Weird Packages & Dancing With The Scars
April 28, 2021 23:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MBSEASON FINALE: Dive into the final podcast of season 1. We discuss weird packages... both from Amazon and in biker shorts. Plus, one person's neighbor got her very intimate package. It all got recorded on a RING door cam. Kevin Spacey is just a weird package altogether wrapped up in human form. AND, a surgeon lost her license for doing tik tok videos with people's fat rolls.
Episode 19: The Weed Empire & Terrible Proposals
April 21, 2021 23:00 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MBThis weeks episode gets REAL WEIRD and almost illegal, as Otis's friend ACCIDENTALLY grows a full-on marijuana empire in his house. Shhhh... we gotta keep it on the low. Also, 2 proposals happened in Georgia this week that went viral. One was horribly ruined by a potential murder confession and another was just WAY too over the top! To wrap it up, we take on 2 guys who got drunk and injected each other manhood... it didn't go well.
Episode 18: Monkeys Loose & The "Bad Trip" Help Line
April 14, 2021 23:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MBBernie is a fanatic about monkeys and he was ecstatic to know that there are potentially 5 or 6 monkeys on the loose in his hometown. We dive into the best news interviews about the monkey sightings and our million-dollar reality show idea. We meet "buckshot" the world's S̶l̶o̶w̶e̶s̶t̶ oldest policeman. Plus, the world's 1st psychedelic help hotline.
Episode 17: Mask Shamed In Target & Double Check Your Cat Doesn't Have A 2nd Family
April 07, 2021 23:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MBThis week we dive into a lot of weird stuff going on with Otis's family. His kids got mask shamed by some Karen in Target and his neighbors (the swingers) may want to bang them. Also, if you need more proof your cat hates you, one cat reunited with his family after 3 years seems miserable, and another cat is living with two families. Plus, The mafia boss caught by cooking on Youtube for the #PunchlineChallenge. Weird news and weird things.
Episode 16: Favorite Moments This Season & Unreleased Moments
March 31, 2021 23:00 - 40 minutes - 27.9 MBThis week we are both in passing with vacations for spring break, so we thought it'd be fun to look back at some of our favorite moments this season and put out some unreleased moments. A man who writes the most obnoxious songs, how a COVID auto-correct fail caused a SWAT situation, Otis snap chats his junk on accident, how Russell Rush saved Otis's life, a woman attack by a bear in an outhouse, Bernie ruins a championship and more.
Episode 15: Creepy Wall Holes And The Awkward Sex Talk With Otis's Mother-In-Law
March 24, 2021 23:00 - 33 minutes - 23 MBIf you found a hole behind your bathroom mirror... would you go through it and explore? One woman in New York found a whole different room she didn't know about. Creepy right?! Why? How? So many questions. Also, we finally made it happen... Otis's mother-in-law joins the podcast to make things really awkward and weird. We play Truth or Shot about Otis and his wife's sex life. She may never talk to them after this! Oh.. and we are excited about the new dinosaur discovery... a butthole.
Episode 14: Selling Creepy Things Online & Being The Follow Up Guy To Jeff Bezos
March 17, 2021 23:00 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MBWe've all come across things online that people are selling, that make us go WHAT?! We talk about some weird things Otis found on a local Facebook garage sale. A creepy swole Cabbage Patch for sale and a box full of eyeballs. The Comments sections are hilarious. Also, imagine being the NEXT guy, when your wife's ex is the richest man in the world, Jeff Bezos. Then, imagine being on a teacher's salary. It's all weird this week!
Episode 13: Otis Is An Honorary Park Mom & Adam Bomb Joins As Guest
March 11, 2021 00:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MBBig welcome to another radio friend from Q 99.7 in Atlanta Adam Bomb Joins the show. Otis is assimilating with the park moms and loving all the drama. He even found out about a murder. Some billionaire bought extra seats on the Space-X moon trip, so who would you take to the moon? Plus, an angry cat takes over the cockpit of a plane, causing an emergency landing so we made it the #punchlinechallenge
Episode 12: Car Buying Hell & The Masturbating Masseuse
March 04, 2021 00:00 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MBBernie was excited to get himself a new car this week on the internet, but we reminisce about the Hell we've gone through at dealerships. Also, imagine getting an amazing massage only to notice the masseuse was busy with his other hand. Was he masturbating? or was it something way less awkward? Lastly... we take on Mr. Potato Head losing his gender, in the punchline challenge!
Episode 11: No One Will Hire Otis & When Bears Attack...Your Outhouse
February 25, 2021 00:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MBOtis's wife joins the podcast this week to talk about how it's like pulling teeth trying to find a job, how she'd probably punch my mom if she wore a bridal dress to our wedding, and we discuss the woman who peed on a bears face in an outhouse! Oh.. And we landed on Mars!
Episode 10: Stop Eating Poopcicles & Grandma's Sex Advice
February 18, 2021 00:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MBThis week we save your health from poop icicles, Bernie looks into the future at his 90-year-old self pissed about his internet speed, Grandma's give us some graphic sex advice, and there is a new chameleon who has GIANT genitals. It gets REAL weird!
Episode 9: Sexy Time Interrupted By Kid's Toy & The Guy Who Slept Through 2020
February 11, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBWith Valentine's coming up, let's hope your lovemaking isn't interrupted by some creepy children's toy. Plus, we found the person who knows the LEAST about the stock market to explain what happened with Gamestop, then had children help him too. Also, a family is now lost on how to explain 2020 to their son who was in a come the entire year!
Episode 8: Home Improvement Fails & Our Niche' OnlyFans $$ Ideas
February 04, 2021 01:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBIf you need a handy man... it's not Otis or Bernie and definitely don't invite Otis's wife to supervise. We talk how weird this Superbowl is, with Tom Brady (43) and Patrick Mahomes (25) against each other, baby prisons, and Russell Rush is back to help us decide what niche OnlyFans we can each make $$ at
Episode 7: Reverend NOShow And Russell Rush's Not So Haunted Tour
January 27, 2021 23:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MBWe invited our awesome friend Russell Rush on the show to talk about his Haunted Tour and Otis finally officiates his wedding 3 months late. Plus, Bernie's full on anxiety attack getting food... Thanks COVID! And.. this podcast could give you a new million dollar business idea... Whale Vomit.
Episode 6: Bernie "The Reply All Guy" & Chris Cruise Helps Us Throwback to 2K
January 21, 2021 01:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBThis weeks podcast we welcome our first "weird" friend Chris Cruise to help us with a Throwback 2k "Name That Tune". Bernie is still picking up the pieces from becoming the company wide "reply all" guy. Plus, the newest health craze... sun tanning your bunghole.
Episode 5: Hotel Murders And Bachelor Bernie
January 14, 2021 01:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBThis is probably the closest we'll get to a murder podcast as Otis explains how his fun family trip landed him at a haunted hotel. We've come up with a genius idea for the next Bachelor, and grab your vitamins and AARP membership as we run down some major movies turning 20 this year!
Episode 4: Humping Dogs And Octopus Assault
January 07, 2021 01:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBWe apologize... this one digressed fast after talking about my sister's dog humping everyone over the holiday, sociologists claiming a sex crazed roaring 20's is on the way, and D pics to the wrong people. Plus, who knew... Octopuses love to punch fish.
Episode 3: Demon Children And Christmas Music Catastrophes
December 31, 2020 01:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBAnyone elses's child seem possessed throwing another tantrum and it's usually over the smallest thing? Just us? We recap the Top Christmas songs and some epically weird ones. Plus, how most describe 2020, and the 1st Punchline Challenge (Woman hallucinates after eating gas station sushi)
Episode 2: Parenting Is Hard and The Elf On The Shelf Is Harder
December 24, 2020 01:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MBOtis's son gets all CSI with the Elf on The Shelf trying to debunk it and Bernie is his daughter's only friend in quarantine. Plus, we play "what's their Cameo worth?", Starbucks causes a breakup, and Tom Cruise loses his sh*t again on set over masks.
Episode 1: It's not great.. but it's a start!
December 23, 2020 01:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MBOur first attempt at our new podcast of all things weird. We introduce ourselves to you and discuss a prostitute suing for lost wages, a grown man meets his father dressed as Elf, and Colonel Sanders goes all 50 Shades