The weirdness continues with Otis and Bernie as we discuss Bernie's quest for health in his old age. Otis reveals that part of his narrating books career.... is reading some erotic material. Now he's a bit embarrassed that he actually revealed that. A new census says white people are on the decline in numbers for the first time in hundreds of years, so we play "White People, we had a good run." We cover the man on a flight who lost his sh*t and had to be duct-taped to his seat. The swingers trailer park is a thing and an elderly man fails at robbing 3 banks because they couldn't read his terrible handwriting on the note!