Otis's brother Josh breaks his podcast virginity as we talk about Otis surviving 5 days alone with his 3 kids & Bernie penetrates himself. Plus, we tackle stories about an old crotchety man threatening bombs over bag fees at the airport, a reporter who loves a great balls joke, and we play "What Happens Next?!" (when 6 girls find out they're dating the same guy). It's probably nothing you'd ever guess. Lastly, Apple weather apps omit 69 and that becomes our #PunchlineChallenge.