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Terrible Warriors

595 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 39 ratings

Terrible Warriors is an actual-play podcast all about the enjoyment of playing Tabletop RPGs. No matter if you have played them all your life, or have never picked up a d20, we’re here to show that anyone and everyone can play.

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Episodes

D&D: Lost Mine of Phandelver - Episode 01

March 02, 2015 15:12 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

In the Forgotten Realms, south of Neverwinter lies a town of Phandalin, our adventurers are tasked to deliver supplies to Gundren Rockseeker whom seemed really excited about something him and his Rockseeker Dwarven brothers have found.  No one knows what it is, all anyone knows is that "it's big".  To our Terrible Warriors it is supposed to be a simple cargo run.  But who are we kidding, we're not called Terrible Warriors for nothing!  Join as Justin, Julian, Cassie, Orie and Dee are led thr...

A Terrible Christmas - Episode 03 - Blood, Bones, And Heroin

December 15, 2014 20:07 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

The G.R.I.N.C.H. squad finally makes it to the vault in their quest for the Coal Bag. Will everything make sense in the end? Probably not, this is Fiasco and we're making this up as we go. It does end in Blood, Betrayal, and Good Old Saint Nick (we think?). So, Merry Christmas! Join in on the final episode of our three-part Christmas special. Recorded live in a living room! Our Terrible Warriors reach the end of the road as The Heist Of The Season gets out of control. Returning to Fiasco...

A Terrible Christmas - Episode 02: Meet At The Chicken Hut

December 08, 2014 22:01 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

The gang has been gathered and the rumours are true... The Coal Bag is on the move and we know where it is. Nobody has ever stolen Christmas before... Join in on the second episode of our three-part Christmas special. Recorded live in a living room! Our Terrible Warriors start to work against each other as The Heist Of The Season gets underway. Returning to Fiasco, we're using The Last Heist playset found in the "Run, Fools, Run" expansion. Check out Fiasco and all the playsets available...

A Terrible Christmas - Episode 01: Getting The Band Back Together

December 01, 2014 15:46 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

Grab the egg nog, light the fire place, and cuddle up in your PJs because it's time for a holiday special. Live from a living room we're making mulled wine and apple cider, the Fireplace DVD fireplace is playing, Cassie's baked us cookies, and the whole gang is gathered to play a game of Fiasco. The gang has been gathered and the rumours are true... The Coal Bag is on the move and we know where it is. It's the heist of the century, nobody has ever stolen Christmas before. Returning to Fi...

The Blast Processors: Mindjammer - Episode 04

November 24, 2014 08:46 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

AD 2101: humanity is on a course for destruction, the wheels of which began turning over a century ago. The last Great Console War ended in the era of Mode 7, leading to unforeseeable cataclysmic events. Mankind's last hope rides on the shoulders of 5 warriors trained in propaganda, guerrilla warfare, & catchy melodies. Their mission: to travel back to the past to save the world with rock! The Blast Processors join These Warriors Are Terrible to play Mindjammer, the space opera RPG. ...

The Blast Processors: Mindjammer - Episode 03

November 17, 2014 06:02 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

AD 2101: humanity is on a course for destruction, the wheels of which began turning over a century ago. The last Great Console War ended in the era of Mode 7, leading to unforeseeable cataclysmic events. Mankind's last hope rides on the shoulders of 5 warriors trained in propaganda, guerrilla warfare, & catchy melodies. Their mission: to travel back to the past to save the world with rock! The Blast Processors join These Warriors Are Terrible to play Mindjammer, the space opera RPG. ...

The Blast Processors: Mindjammer - Episode 02

November 10, 2014 20:19 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

AD 2101: humanity is on a course for destruction, the wheels of which began turning over a century ago. The last Great Console War ended in the era of Mode 7, leading to unforeseeable cataclysmic events. Mankind's last hope rides on the shoulders of 5 warriors trained in propaganda, guerrilla warfare, & catchy melodies. Their mission: to travel back to the past to save the world with rock! The Blast Processors join These Warriors Are Terrible to play Mindjammer, the space opera RPG. ...

The Blast Processors: Mindjammer - Episode 01

November 03, 2014 14:59 - 1 hour - 66 MB

AD 2101: humanity is on a course for destruction, the wheels of which began turning over a century ago. The last Great Console War ended in the era of Mode 7, leading to unforeseeable cataclysmic events. Mankind's last hope rides on the shoulders of 5 warriors trained in propaganda, guerrilla warfare, & catchy melodies. Their mission: to travel back to the past to save the world with rock! The Blast Processors join These Warriors Are Terrible to play Mindjammer, the space opera RPG. ...

Expendables 3 - Episode 04

October 27, 2014 04:23 - 1 hour - 78.3 MB

For 2 years the multiverse has been in peril and saved by a band of Terrible Warriors. For 2 years we thought everything was safe. We ignored the signs. We didn't realize how terrible the situation was. Until now... Back again for our 3RD YEAR ANNIVERSARY, a Master Chief, a Scientist, a Wizard, a Droid and a Pokemon Trainer are ripped from their worlds to defeat evil once again in the form of the vampire lord, Kain. As Kain threatens to destroy the entire multiverse leaving everything to w...

Expendables 3 - Episode 03

October 20, 2014 14:50 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

For 2 years the multiverse has been in peril and saved by a band of Terrible Warriors. For 2 years we thought everything was safe. We ignored the signs. We didn't realize how terrible the situation was. Until now... Back again for our 3RD YEAR ANNIVERSARY, a Master Chief, a Scientist, a Wizard, a Droid and a Pokemon Trainer are ripped from their worlds to defeat evil once again in the form of the vampire lord, Kain. As Kain threatens to destroy the entire multiverse leaving everything to w...

Expendables 3 - Episode 02

October 14, 2014 04:15 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

For 2 years the multiverse has been in peril and saved by a band of Terrible Warriors. For 2 years we thought everything was safe. We ignored the signs. We didn't realize how terrible the situation was. Until now... Back again for our 3RD YEAR ANNIVERSARY, a Master Chief, a Scientist, a Wizard, a Droid and a Pokemon Trainer are ripped from their worlds to defeat evil once again in the form of the vampire lord, Kain. As Kain threatens to destroy the entire multiverse leaving everything to w...

Expendables 3 - Episode 01

October 06, 2014 13:11 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

For 2 years the multiverse has been in peril and saved by a band of Terrible Warriors. For 2 years we thought everything was safe. We ignored the signs. We didn't realize how terrible the situation was. Until now... Back again for our 3RD YEAR ANNIVERSARY, a Master Chief, a Scientist, a Wizard, a Droid and a Pokemon Trainer are ripped from their worlds to defeat evil once again in the form of the vampire lord, Kain. As Kain threatens to destroy the entire multiverse leaving everything to w...

Test Warriors - Codename: Blackjack - Episode 01

September 29, 2014 12:10 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

Since October 2012 we have been bringing you the best that these Terrible Warriors can provide. We've played a lot of adventures where hilarity ensues always at the chagrin of the GM. Well as we embark on our official 3rd year in showcasing the world of Role playing games. It's now time we make one of our own. This week in a very special One Shot episode, we begin our journey in making our own Terrible Warriors Role Playing Game in a series of episodes we will call "Test Warriors". Through...

Starship Troopers: The Black Vault - Episode 4

September 22, 2014 04:45 - 1 hour - 95.5 MB

"Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility" It is five years after the battle of Klendathu and the Federation’s mobile infantry still fights the Arachnid empire across multiple fronts for supremacy and survival of the species. The mobile infantry reconnaissance unit now known as “Nemo’s Outlanders” finds themselves trapped inside the "Black vault" ...

Starship Troopers: The Black Vault - Episode 3

September 15, 2014 04:28 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

"Naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence doesn't solve anything, is wishful thinking at its worst; people who forget that always die. " It is five years after the battle of Klendathu and the Federation’s mobile infantry still fights the Arachnid empire across multiple fronts for supremacy and survival of the species. The mobile infantry reconnaissance unit known as “Garcia’s Outlanders” find themselves trapped ...

Starship Troopers: The Black Vault - Episode 2

September 08, 2014 18:07 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

" I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better. " It is five years after the battle of Klendathu and the Federation’s mobile infantry still fights the Arachnid empire across multiple fronts for supremacy and survival of the species. The mobile infantry reconnaissance unit known as “Garcia’s Outlanders” has received orders to investigate a secret military prison located within the Arachnid Quarantine zone known as "The Black vault". Arriving on a planet where e...

Starship Troopers: The Black Vault - Episode 1

September 01, 2014 12:53 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

"This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me? " It is five years after the battle of Klendathu and the Federation's mobile infantry still fights the Arachnid empire across multiple fronts for supremacy and survival of the species. The mobile infantry reconnaissance unit known as "Garcia's Outlanders" finds themselves into yet another bug infested planet to rescue their fellow M.I troopers trap...

Matrix Awakening - Episode 4

August 25, 2014 18:53 - 1 hour - 77.8 MB

Take the Blue pill, the story ends and you believe what you want to believe.  Take the red pill and see just how deep this rabbit hole goes. It's time to see the world for what it truly is, an illusion. In the sequel to our first Matrix Campaign "Matrix Deletion" our crew Justin Ecock, Cassie Chui and Erika Szabo are joined with newly awakened redpill Orie Falconer as they jack into the illusion that is The Matrix. In the final chapter of Matrix Awakening we'll learn what has happened to...

Matrix Awakening - Episode 3

August 18, 2014 17:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Take the Blue pill, the story ends and you believe what you want to believe.  Take the red pill and see just how deep this rabbit hole goes. It's time to see the world for what it truly is, an illusion. In the sequel to our first Matrix Campaign "Matrix Deletion" our crew Justin Ecock, Cassie Chui and Erika Szabo are joined with newly awakened redpill Orie Falconer as they jack into the illusion that is The Matrix. Classic cameos make their appearance as The Oracle reveals that Erika's c...

Matrix Awakening - Episode 2

August 11, 2014 17:22 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Take the Blue pill, the story ends and you believe what you want to believe.  Take the red pill and see just how deep this rabbit hole goes. It's time to see the world for what it truly is, an illusion. In the sequel to our first Matrix Campaign "Matrix Deletion" our crew Justin Ecock, Cassie Chui and Erika Szabo are joined with newly awakened redpill Orie Falconer as they jack into the illusion that is The Matrix. The crew of the Athens are on the run after The Agents and The Merovingia...

Matrix Awakening - Episode 1

August 03, 2014 00:00 - 1 hour - 77.5 MB

Wake up Neo... It's time to see the world for what it truly is, an illusion. In the sequel to our first Matrix Campaign "Matrix Deletion" our crew Justin Ecock, Cassie Chui and Erika Szabo are joined with newly awakened redpill Orie Falconer as they jack into the illusion that is The Matrix. When we last left our crew of the Hovership Athens, they encountered a virus that would kill any Redpill that attempted to leave the Matrix via Hardlines. The Athens crew developed a "silver bullet" ...

Wild Talents: Prototype - Episode 4

July 28, 2014 17:14 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB

The final chapter in our Wild Talents campaign. Join Loner, Tempest, Saturday (not a Doctor) and Quantum one last time for an hilarious conclusion to our superhero RPG.   Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: [email protected] Terrible Warriors: Tom "He's an Evil Genius" White Cassie Chui Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Derek "The Bard" Burrow Big Mike

Wild Talents: Prototype - Episode 3

July 21, 2014 14:52 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

The third chapter in our Wild Talents campaign!  Join Tempest, Loner, Quantum, Doctor Saturday (not a real doctor), and a host of new characters as the impending sense of doom begins to creep in.  Only one more chapter left to solve the mystery and save themselves.   Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: [email protected] Terrible Warriors: Tom "He's an Evil Genius" White Cassie Chui Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Derek "The Bard" Burrow Big Mike

Wild Talents: Prototype - Episode 2

July 14, 2014 16:19 - 55 minutes - 56.8 MB

Return to the world of wild talents as our team of heroes, Quantum, Loner, Tempest, and Dr. Saturday, lead the charge to discover the mysteries that surround them. The plot thickens and Game Master Tom has some really cool names for his NPC characters that he never intended for us to know but they're totally part of the canon now.   Email: Feedback @terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Tom "He's an Evil Genius" White Cassie Chui Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Derek "The Bard" Burrow Big Mike

Talented Warriors - Episode 2: Erika Szabo

July 08, 2014 14:55 - 1 hour - 115 MB

There are several things that we all love about this show, but the thing we never really do justice as how talented our crew is! Seriously we have musicians, writers, artists, fire breathers, podcasters and more on our crew! So with that in mind we thought we would do a miniseries of episodes showcasing that talent by interviewing ourselves! Welcome to Talented Warriors! In our second show we talk to Erika Szabo. Since her debut in Star Wars: Leviathan she's thrown herself into every game ...

Wild Talents: Prototype - Episode 1

July 07, 2014 13:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

July is for summer blockbusters, Michael Bay explosions, and superhero tales of bravery and cunning. The Terrible Warriors take on the world of Wild Talents and introduce their super powered heroes the enigmatic Doctor Saturday, mysterious Tempest, powerful Quantum, and outcast Loner.   Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: [email protected] Terrible Warriors: Tom "He's an Evil Genius" White Cassie Chui Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Derek "The Bard" Burrow Big Mike

This Picnic Is Terrible!

June 30, 2014 16:53 - 2 hours - 328 MB

It's summer time! To end June and welcome in July we're taking a quick break from our usual 4-part series to go out to the park and have a picnic. Travel with us to the Toronto Islands and enjoy a game of Fiasco set in the world of Channel 6 Action News, a peculiar setting that seems similar to Anchorman but with the cut throat politics of Game of Thrones. Party boats, game of thrones references, and a sudden but inevitable betrayal await you in this 2-hour Canada Day/July 4/Summer Party of ...

Maschine Zeit: Darkness Calling - Episode 4 "Escaping Limos"

June 23, 2014 13:55 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB

Separated and alone our Terrible Warriors are trapped on a space station trying to kill them. Will they make their escape and return to earth to tell the tale? Will any of them find the answers they were searching for? Probably not. It's the final episode of Maschine Zeit, which means everyone is probably going to die... especially those red-shirt wearing NPCs.   Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: [email protected] Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock Orie Falcone...

Maschine Zeit: Darkness Calling - Episode 3 "Friends of Limos"

June 16, 2014 07:32 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

Our terrible warriors have found themselves trapped on Limos station running for their lives. Tom makes new friends and the rest of the group follows the trail of the scavenging miners also trapped on the station hoping that they might have a plan to escape. Would you like to play with my friends? It's the third instalment of Maschine Zeit.   Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: [email protected] Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock Orie Falconer Shane Phillips Ste...

Maschine Zeit: Darkness Calling - Episode 2 "Limos Laughing"

June 09, 2014 11:20 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

Our terrible warriors have found themselves trapped on Limos station with their ticket home having just smashed itself out the airlock. One member of the group finds himself separated from the others and is that... laughing in the distance? It's the second instalment of Maschine Zeit.   Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: [email protected] Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock Orie Falconer Shane Phillips Steve Saylor Tom White Michael Hruby

Maschine Zeit: Darkness Calling - Episode 1 "Welcome to Limos Station"

June 02, 2014 09:05 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

In space nobody can hear how terrible you are. Welcome to the world of Maschine Zeit, a world of haunted space stations, greedy corporations, and "spooky stuff" (tm). This week on Terrible Warriors we journey to the year 2110 and are introduced to our characters who will travel to space and undoubtedly die in some horrible fashion or another because of their terrible dice results. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: [email protected] Terrible Warriors: Justin E...

Pokemon: Rocket Resistance 2 - Episode 4 "Victory Road"

May 26, 2014 10:27 - 1 hour - 134 MB

Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is THE REAL PROFESSOR OAK!  This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I lead a resistance movement against TEAM ROCKET.  Deep inside enemy territory our LEGENDARY TRAINERS are attempting to reach Celadon City with me, THE REAL PROFESSOR OAK, joining them in the field. Which is too bad because I seem to destroy everything I get involved in, like when I orde...

Pokemon: Rocket Resistance 2 - Episode 3 "Celadon Headquarters"

May 19, 2014 14:09 - 1 hour - 73.4 MB

Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is THE REAL PROFESSOR OAK!  This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I lead a resistance movement against TEAM ROCKET.  Deep inside enemy territory our LEGENDARY TRAINERS are attempting to reach Celadon City with me, THE REAL PROFESSOR OAK, joining them in the field. Which is too bad because I seem to destroy everything I get involved in, like when I orde...

Pokemon: Rocket Resistance 2 - Episode 2 "I Heard An Urp"

May 12, 2014 05:10 - 1 hour - 81.4 MB

Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is THE REAL PROFESSOR OAK!  This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I lead a resistance movement against TEAM ROCKET.  I bet you didn't expect a message from the future with dire warnings for the past did you? Well maybe you did, maybe I shouldn't jump to conclusions. But what is in that egg? What is with that metal ring? What is TEAM ROCKET blasting off...

Pokemon: Rocket Resistance 2 - Episode 1 "The Road To Mount Moon"

May 06, 2014 15:31 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

Oh hello there! Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is THE REAL PROFESSOR OAK!  This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I lead a resistance movement against TEAM ROCKET.  Their Leader GIOVANNI has already killed the ELITE FOUR and is making his push to take over every town in the KANTO region.  Many have died, many more have fallen to the clutches of evil and live enslaved.  Two months ago I did the on...

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Paradise Lost - Episode 5 Debrief

April 28, 2014 20:12 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MB

Our adventure in the world of Neon Genesis Evangelion has concluded and what has happened to our terrible warriors. In this debrief we talk about the good and bad experiences we had telling you this anime inspired tale. Brendan,Scotty,Julian and Erika give feedback to Mike as thier DM and also share some of their moments from the game that stuck with them. The untold side story of US NERV and EVA-04's activation has finally been told through Birdman's eyes but how long has this story been ...

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Paradise Lost - Episode 4

April 22, 2014 20:51 - 1 hour - 59 MB

It is the year 2015 and the world is in peril as creatures known as "Angels" attack mankind in an attempt to be part of God's judgement against man.  The legendary beasts of Revelations, Leviathan and Behemoth have made themselves known to man but for what purpose? The US EVA pilots have been ordered to take down the beasts and capture their cores for transport back to Nevada and Area 51. Secrets are revealed, alliances challenged and a battle for the souls of all mankind begins. It all en...

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Paradise Lost - Episode 3

April 14, 2014 21:13 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

It is the year 2015 and the world is in peril as creatures known as "Angels" attack mankind in an attempt to be part of God's judgement against man.  Our EVA pilots are reeling from the death of one of their own and prepare to be debriefed at the NERV 1st branch. The team is sent to retrieve "samples" at Yellowstone national park before heading off to Massachusetts and that could very well determine the future of the US EVA program. How does this discovery change the future that has been for...

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Paradise Lost - Episode 2

April 07, 2014 21:34 - 1 hour - 62.2 MB

It is the year 2015 and the world is in peril as creatures known as "Angels" attack mankind in an attempt to be part of God's judgement against man. The United Nations wishes to test the intergrity of the US based Evangelion program and have set up a test against the japanese dummy plug data of Shinji,Rei and Asuka. A simulated battle is what will settle who has the right to defend the human race from certain annhilation. The pilots under NERV commander Jordan know what is at stake but will ...

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Paradise Lost - Episode 1

March 31, 2014 16:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

It is the year 2015 and the world is in peril as creatures known as "Angels" attack mankind in an attempt to be part of God's judgement against man. The 2nd branch of NERV has it's new EVA pilots, Scotty, a lonely youth looking for answers, Margot,a girl feeling the responsibility of the world on her shoulders, and Zack, an arrogant army brat with a chip on his shoulder. Joining our EVA pilots are seasoned air force veteran Andy, the designer of the new combat ready Jet-alone and NERV comman...

Spirit Of The Century - Target: London - Episode 4 "Target: London"

March 24, 2014 16:00 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MB

The year is 1923 and humanity is roaring forward into the new century rounding out the end of a millennia. From there come people, born on the first day of the century they are charged to protect humanity and lead it towards the future. They are Centurions and they embody the Spirit of the Century. The team speeds through London’s Thames river to stop the attack on Parliament. Cassie “Singing in the Rain” Chui, Derek the Bard , Tom heisanevilgenius White and Conal Macbeth aka Dr. Holocaust...

Spirit Of The Century - Target: London - Episode 3 "Race Across Europe"

March 17, 2014 16:00 - 55 minutes - 38 MB

The year is 1923 and humanity is roaring forward into the new century rounding out the end of a millennia. From there come people, born on the first day of the century they are charged to protect humanity and lead it towards the future. They are Centurions and they embody the Spirit of the Century. Arriving in Venice and thwarting another group of adversaries the Centurions Conal Macbeth aka Dr. Holocaust, Cassie “Singing in the Rain” Chui, Derek the Bard and Tom heisanevilgenius White hea...

Spirit Of The Century - Target: London - Episode 2 "Journey Into Adventure"

March 10, 2014 16:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MB

The year is 1923 and humanity is roaring forward into the new century rounding out the end of a millenium. From there come people, born on the first day of the century they are charged to protect humanity and lead it towards the future. They are Centurions and they embody the Spirit of the Century. The Centurions Tom heisanevilgenius White, Conal Macbeth aka Dr. Holocaust, Cassie “Singing in the Rain” Chui, and Derek the Bard are speeding across Europe to learn the truth of the missing sci...

Spirit Of The Century - Target: London - Episode 1 "Defense of The Eye Of Set"

March 03, 2014 17:00 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MB

The year is 1923 and humanity is roaring forward into the new century rounding out the end of a millennium. From there come people, born on the first day of the century they are charged to protect humanity and lead it towards the future. They are Centurions and they embody the Spirit of the Century. A new cavalcade of madness erupts on the podcast as Big Mike Game Masters the team of Derek the Bard, Tom Heisanevilgenius White, Conal Macbeth aka Dr. Holocaust and Cassie “Singing in the Rain...

Dear Dark Journal... A Monsterhearts Drama - Episode 4 - You're all invited

February 24, 2014 17:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

“Dear Journal, I am at a party.  I think Rosalyn may be a hot vampire.  It may the fangs, it may be the fact that she doesn’t know any colour combinations… she’s wearing colours that is three years out of date…” - The Dark Journal of Christian A. Christ IV It’s the party we’ve all been waiting for.  The final chapter of the Terrible Warriors take on the world of Monsterhearts.  Lexi and Adam have been captured by Tristan and Rosalyn and are brought to meet a shadowy figure.  Chris lies bro...

Dear Dark Journal... A Monsterhearts Drama - Episode 3 - The Darkest Self

February 17, 2014 17:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

“Valentines Day. Last night was both amazing… and horrible. On the upside I got to touch Lexi’s boob and I kicked that douche werewolf’s ass. Oh by the way werewolves and chosen ones are real? And… yea… shit is weird. Must be puberty” - The Dark Journal of Christian A. Christ IV The Terrible Warriors return to the world of Monsterhearts and the plot begins to escalate. The vampire is holding a party and nobody is inviting the chosen one. Adam the werewolf stands on the brink and must choos...

Dear Dark Journal... A Monsterhearts Drama - Episode 2 - Take Your Seats

February 10, 2014 17:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

“Life is so dark and boring.  If only anybody could understand how dark and boring my life was.  So dark and so dark and boring.  And so the door opened and she walked in…” – The Dark Journal of Christian A. Christ IV The terrible warriors have taken on their skins and the scene is set for the drama to being.  A Vampire, hundreds of years old, who has chosen Middleton USA as her new hunting grounds.  An Infernal, his soul bound by a dark pact that demands blood.  The Werewolf, torn away fr...

Dear Dark Journal... A Monsterhearts Drama - Episode 1 - Stealing The Gift

February 03, 2014 17:00 - 1 hour - 62 MB

Most teenagers get to grow up without encountering anything scarier than gang violence, drug overdoses and chlamydia. They think that’s the worst that the world has to offer them, and they have the luxury of laughing. You don’t have the luxury of laughing. You know the world has hideous, horrible things hiding in the shadows. You know because you’re one of them. There’s wickedness that dwells within your chest, darkness that courses through your veins. Most teenagers will never know that...

Storytime with Bre - Episode 1 - Root Her

December 25, 2013 17:00 - 2 minutes - 2.59 MB

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT Gather round Boys and Girls as we listen to Bre Poisonne bring you "Storytime with Bre". In this episode she reads a special piece of fan fiction called "Root Her"

Terrible Warriors Holiday Special: Cards Against Humanity

December 25, 2013 17:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Merry Christmas everybody! On this special December 25th, we here at These Warriors Are Terrible wanted to give you something a little special in your digital stocking. So today we bring you our adventure into the now classic card game, Cards Against Humanity! Gather round your earbuds and listen as our Terrible Warriors Steve, Julian, Justin, Cassie, Bre and new player Shane sit behind the mics kicking back and relaxing and just having great fun on Christmas! Thank you all for a wonderf...

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