Taurus – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Taurus Stoner Horoscope November
October 30, 2021 18:46 - 5.27 MBStoner Taurus, preparations must be made to traverse through the month of November with success and progress at heart. There will be a confluence of events this month. Mars, Mercury, and the Sun will all be within the sign. It even has a funky name: Satellitium. The triumvirate of celestial bodies will place a strong … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope November →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope October
September 29, 2021 19:39Stoner Taurus very few members of the stoner Zodiac enjoy some “me time” more than you. Celestial influence in the second Fall month brings support for internal contemplation. But instead of vanity, the cosmic winds will bring a more progressive and constructive internal attention. October presents an opportunity to recognize your stellar stoner traits, and … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope October →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope September
August 29, 2021 22:11Stoner Taurus, if this September was taking place in the latest Fall rom-rom: Everyone would be roasting bowls. Ready with witty one-liners and snarky comebacks. Passing the joint while laughing at each other’s five-year-old. Espousing inside stoner jokes that have been told a hundred times before, but that everyone still thinks are hilarious. The smoke … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope September →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope August
July 29, 2021 19:31Stoner Taurus August will be an emotional period. All of the human condition will be felt on the terrestrial journey through the final Summer month. In the first two weeks of August, lean heavy on the sacred connection provided by cannabis. Universal influence will support digging deep into the roots of your familial bonds. Toke … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope August →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope July
June 29, 2021 19:35Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others. Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope July →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope June
May 30, 2021 02:18Stoner Taurus the cosmos will bring a tumultuous start to the Summer season. It’s possible no stoner star sign will feel the impact of Mercury retrograde more than the hard charging stoner Bull. But sit back, take contemplative tokes of the marijuana smoke, and let’s puff puff plan a course of action to find progress … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope June →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope May
April 29, 2021 18:46Stoner Taurus of all the stoner star signs, you will have the greenest thumb this month. Whatever you touch will flourish, and everyone you encounter will leave with peace in their hearts and good buds in their pipes! Some might be skeptical of your vibrant optimism, thinking that you are just looking at the world … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope May →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope April
March 29, 2021 06:22Stoner Taurus you are just fine watching the other signs of the stoner Zodiac welcome Spring with a sprint toward Summer in mind. You, however, would be more than happy to spend the month meandering towards May, to take the scenic route whenever possible, and never settling on a specific timeline for arrival. While it … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope April →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope March
February 26, 2021 22:02Stoner Taurus the Spring season starts out with great expectations! March will find you feeling even more charismatic than usual. The universe will send waves of positivity within the sphere of the canna-fam, and your future plans. No need to stampede to any decisions though my rambunctious stoner Bull; just roll one up, breath deep, … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope March →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope February
January 30, 2021 01:23Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope February →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope January
December 30, 2020 06:44If 2020 was a bag of bud, most would probably say it was schwag. Too harsh, almost unsmokable, and filled with stems and seeds. Where others might see a sack full of disappointment, you see potential stoner Taurus. Because you know that instead of smoking, you can plant those seeds. What may start out as … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope January →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope December
November 30, 2020 01:44Stoner Taurus whether or not you’re ready, the new year is almost here. Sometimes the best way to prepare for where you’re going, is to look back on where you’ve been. Use the early days of the month, before the holidays are in full swing, to take a puff puff pause. Set aside specific times … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope December →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope July 2019
June 27, 2019 23:14Stoner Taurus there will be some moments in July where it might feel like there is something funky in the air, and we’re not just talking about the sweet scent of freshly burnt sensimilla. While this period may be tainted by a cosmic malaise or queasy feeling, it will be important to avoid being … … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope June 2019
May 30, 2019 19:22Stoner Taurus smoke up, settle down, and be sure to bring plenty of munchies. June is going to be one wild ride; kind of like an encounter with a potent edible. Be aware the journey will be positive overall, but side effects may include wild swings of confidence and emotion. Know that regardless of whether … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope May 2019
April 29, 2019 02:53Stoner Taurus the planetary alignment of May will bring a stagnant chill influence to both the personal and business realm. This interesting cosmic malaise will leave you without support, but also without negative machinations. Whether the bowl is half full or empty, the stoner Taurus bull still tokes on. Let’s look at the month of … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope April 2019
March 29, 2019 22:46Stoner Taurus all five senses will be lit up in April as the likelihood of commingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts is high. Single, engaged, married Taurus’s, it does not matter. Your aura and energy will be well placed among your cannabis crew. Although you may be flying high in your cannabis fueled space suit, all … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →
Taurus Stoner Horoscope March 2019
February 27, 2019 03:11Stoner Taurus before you share the love, you must first turn your focus inward. Early in the month, give the necessary attention to align the Chakras, and awaken the third eye. This initial spiritual investment will have significant returns lasting throughout the remainder of the month. A crucial factor for the success this period will … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →
Taurus February 2019
January 29, 2019 23:26Stoner Taurus cosmic influences will shift into a new phase in February. Determination and willpower will help you push forward in matters of finance and work. But after the work day is done, all lights are green for recreation and relaxation. There will be ample opportunities to light one up with your smoke circle. Be … Continue reading Taurus February 2019 →
Taurus January 2019
December 31, 2018 01:04The Stoner Taurus will find this month to be a tale of two halves. The split of these two halves will be marked by the full moon on the 21st of January. The first half of the month will be hard work pushing the stone of progress up the hill. There will be pressure in … Continue reading Taurus January 2019 →
Taurus December 2018
November 28, 2018 19:21Stoner Taurus now is the time to dig deep and get back to your roots. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty. This season will be an exceptional time to pull the weeds, and give much needed attention to your inner garden. It can be easy to overlook minor issues, but it is even … Continue reading Taurus December 2018 →
Taurus November 2018
October 29, 2018 02:57Stoner Taurus as the seasons change and the temperature continues to cool this November, you too must find your own chill. Never has there been a better place to find one’s chill, positivity, and a general sense of well being, than with the sacred herb in the midst of your smoke circle. So with this … Continue reading Taurus November 2018 →
Taurus October 2018
September 29, 2018 22:18Stoner Taurus you might find that October brings a little pep to your step! You’ve made it over challenges and through periods of lower celestial energy, to the here and now. In this moment, the best wisdom to take away is to use this period to solve existing problems and tackle current obstacles despite the … Continue reading Taurus October 2018 →
Taurus September 2018
August 30, 2018 00:31Stoner Taurus the month of September will lack dynamic influence from the cosmos. Celestial bodies have configured in such a way that Taurians will not have negative influence from the universe, great! But in the same respect, this unique configuration leaves the Taurus without a positive influence as well. This goes a long way to … Continue reading Taurus September 2018 →
Taurus August 2018
July 29, 2018 21:43Stoner Taurus this August may be a good time to put the pipe down. Or rather, do your best to avoid couch-lock. You have the opportunity to make substantial advancements in both the personal and work spheres as long as you take the necessary actions to do so. No one is saying to completely avoid … Continue reading Taurus August 2018 →
Taurus July 2018
July 01, 2018 03:18Pursue your happiness, Stoner Taurus, and you will find peace for yourself and those nearest to you. This sounds like obvious advice, but the emphasis is on the pursuit. It will require continuous efforts on your part, but the rewards will be worth it. Your persistence means you will be able to champion any obstacle, … Continue reading Taurus July 2018 →
Taurus June 2018
May 29, 2018 05:48Stoner Taurus, you may feel like this June offers nothing but smooth sailing ahead, and you are not wrong in this assessment. However, in order to experience the most substantial progress in reaching your highest potential, you should stay focused on reaching the next level of success. Don’t be lazy! You will have plenty of … Continue reading Taurus June 2018 →
Taurus May 2018
April 29, 2018 05:03Stoner Taurus, you may feel an increase in optimism this final Spring month of May. This is the best kind of problem to have. No one can say you will not encounter any obstacles, but your ambition and perseverance will make these challenges feel much smaller. The only way you will fail is if you … Continue reading Taurus May 2018 →
Taurus April 2018
March 30, 2018 06:40Stoner Taurus, this month remember to take your time, as you have plenty of it. You will not have to exert maximum effort. Even the smallest amount of input will reap substantial and exponential returns. Some would call it luck, but you know it is because of your persistent determination. You are entering into an … Continue reading Taurus April 2018 →
Taurus March 2018
February 28, 2018 00:17Stoner Taurus March will be dominated by the influence of the Moon. You will feel a natural desire to change and grow within your current life plain. Nothing will stand in your way. All positive change is within your reach and possible in March. Full Moon March 1st: Self Discipline Stoner Taurus your mission begins … Continue reading Taurus March 2018 →
Taurus February 2018
January 30, 2018 20:56Stoner Taurus, this month you will find yourself in a particularly pleasant cosmic groove: If you can think it, you can do it! While other stoner zodiacs appear to be running around in no particular direction, you will emit an aura of peace and deliberate determinations. It is important, however, for you to maintain a … Continue reading Taurus February 2018 →
Taurus January 2018
December 30, 2017 05:19Stoner Taurus, the start of 2018 will be all about you. This may sound exciting, but the month of January won’t be about realized outward expectations. Instead, January will be a month of inward care and attention. Early in the month it will be important to curl up with a warm blanket and your favorite … Continue reading Taurus January 2018 →
Taurus December 2017
November 28, 2017 05:47Stoner Taurus you will be a commanding presence in the December time period. You are entering a stage of action. There will be no time for lazy stoner cliches or stereotypes this holiday season. Cosmic influences will have you keen on objectives and paths to success. The Sativa species of the sacred herb can assist … Continue reading Taurus December 2017 →
Taurus November 2017
October 28, 2017 04:50Stoner Taurus November is destined to be a great month for you. With a little bit of self reflection and healthy analysis, you will shoot across the heavens like the star you are. This is a natural time to reflect on personal health. Cosmic influences will make this reflection even more important in November. As … Continue reading Taurus November 2017 →
Taurus October 2017
September 29, 2017 04:41Stoner Taurus the second fall month brings a moment of transition. Hard work and diligence in the work sphere will blend quickly into a rush of personal endeavor. This change in planetary alignment brings seeds of growth, but tending this transitionary garden will be draining. The work and business sphere during October will bring continued … Continue reading Taurus October 2017 →
Taurus September 2017
August 30, 2017 04:03Stoner Taurus, the first fall period will bring a conflict between emotion and logic. A clear line will be drawn between choice and fate. This is not a negative message of gloom for September stoner Taurus, but helpful words about the difference between your work and personal lives. These two aspects of your journey will … Continue reading Taurus September 2017 →
Taurus August 2017
July 30, 2017 01:52Stoner Taurus, selfishness is an ugly trait, but it can be a requirement in certain circumstances. In the final summer month, the planetary alignment has opened a window in which the bull must grab selfishness by the horns. Now is not the time to fix the ails of others or become preoccupied with the whims … Continue reading Taurus August 2017 →
Taurus July 2017
June 30, 2017 06:38Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment … Continue reading Taurus July 2017 →
TAURUS JUNE 2017
May 29, 2017 17:17Stoner Taurus the month of June is potentially dangerous. I do not see an impending wave crashing down enveloping your life like a tsunami, but it will be best to stand at attention from the beginning of June to the very end. You must demonstrate your cannabis etiquette in June stoner Taurus. Manners and unwritten … Continue reading TAURUS JUNE 2017 →
TAURUS MAY 2017
April 30, 2017 21:27Stoner Taurus, the final Spring time period will be a positive time period, even if you may not realize it every moment. Cosmic forces have gathered to bestow upon the stoner Taurus a twinkle of luck in May. This blessing of fortune will be in relation to work and money, but at the very least … Continue reading TAURUS MAY 2017 →
TAURUS APRIL 2017
March 29, 2017 05:00Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, … Continue reading TAURUS APRIL 2017 →
Taurus March 2017
February 27, 2017 22:16Stoner Taurus, the month of March will be a lively one indeed! You can expect new achievements this month as well as some surprising situations. It is important to trust your instincts when in doubt. Aim for personal independence during this time period. Rely less on your cannabis companions for help. Focus on finding your … Continue reading Taurus March 2017 →
Taurus February 2017
January 28, 2017 09:20Stoner Taurus, he following month of February will be an expansive and exciting one for you, particularly with your work life and relationships. The stars and planets align to provide you with celestial support in your endeavors. Your amount of personal determination and willpower will manifest this month in the fruits of your hard work. … Continue reading Taurus February 2017 →
Taurus January 2017
January 01, 2017 09:20The holidays are over, decorations put away, new gifts organized and you stoner Taurus are ready for 2017! Happy New Year to you! This month you will be filled with a zest for getting things done and you are well prepared. A sativa strain will be your dearest friend this January so keep it close. … Continue reading Taurus January 2017 →
Taurus December 2016
December 01, 2016 09:20Stoner Taurus December will be an expansive period of time for you. The universe will smile down on you with a warm cosmic breeze. You will still be subject to all the beautiful emotions of the human spirit, but cosmic influences will guide you toward contentment and bliss. This feeling could be so strong that … Continue reading Taurus December 2016 →
Taurus November 2016
November 01, 2016 08:20As an earth sign, the stoner Taurus will feel right at home all month long this November. This month should go along quite smoothly if you’re willing to do the work and stay grounded. A well-balanced hybrid will be your best bet all month long. So grab your most earth-happy pipe and some hemp wick … Continue reading Taurus November 2016 →
Taurus October 2016
October 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Taurus, it will feel good to be you in October. All the senses and traits of the stoner Taurus will be tested in October, but on their terms. As usual, the dueling characteristics of the stoner Taurus will be at odds in October. As reliability & ambition battle against possessiveness & laziness, the stoner … Continue reading Taurus October 2016 →
Taurus September 2016
September 01, 2016 08:20How do you look at challenges, stoner Libra? Your perception of difficulties is imperative at this time. Find yourself a good hybrid and keep it close by this month. I strongly suggest taking a meditative smoke break at the very first of the month. During this session ask your ego and higher self to join … Continue reading Taurus September 2016 →
Taurus August 2016
August 01, 2016 08:20What kind of Karma have you been banking these past few years, stoner Taurus? August 2016 will prove to be a tough month if you allow it to be. Break out the hybrid buds and do your best to get through. Your goals set in the past call to you in August Taurus. Unfortunately, you … Continue reading Taurus August 2016 →
Taurus July 2016
July 01, 2016 08:20Tokin’ it up Taurus! How much fun the summer will bring you will all be based on how much you’ve built up your energies during the winter and spring seasons. Odds are that you have rested much and have kept it low key. But, now the sun is at full strength during July and you … Continue reading Taurus July 2016 →
Taurus June 2016
June 01, 2016 08:20The upside of this coming month, stoner Taurus, is that you will have control over the great majority of outcomes in all aspects of your life. The downside…YOU will have control of the outcomes, which means if they do not work out the way you desired, that there will be no one else to blame. … Continue reading Taurus June 2016 →